On the main floor. And according to this audience, Whoa. Kind of cringy. and it's also a tick tock.

Today we're doing Tick Tock Cringe. Oh no, here we have a girl. What is she doing that's a horse. Not so hard.

Yeah, let's wake my girlfriend up with this glass of water in her crack. That is totally how anybody reacts. water being put in their crack. Does she always have to sleep like belly down Because if she tries to sleep the other way, it literally would be like hey cousin, nice crop top ICS Right You think I care about these people? they can watch oh my.

God is this Joffrey from Game of Thrones Is this Jamie somebody from Game of Thrones Jesus whoa Oh my God Two girls in one cup, two girls, one cup. oh no camera going in all kinds of places, cleaning a table. Mom said no, no, no there you go Dixie that's the kind of mom that makes me be like what a good mom. It's the mom's fun the first place we're giving her that dumpy okay I thought she's still secretly proudly hey yo, That's right, my daughter got them jeans Now Cover yourself up when you forget a spot of coke.

it's been a year Daddy Really, really miss you. Take care of your rock. dude. is he implying that the rug was fertilized and now is alive I Don't know, man.

fill it with bricks, wear it on your front and run for the bus and come back here. Tell me you want some titties I like wearing tank tops to sleep. You Like how when you wake up in the morning your titties are in the shirt where you left them? I Wear a tank top to sleep I wake up to my titty on the pillow next to me asking what's for breakfast I see my belly button since I was 13. awesome.

You like when people look you in the eyes when they're talking to you. Say goodbye to all that. All of that's worth it. I mean yeah, but you're not the ones with them on exactly selfish we are not adopting from Thailand Sorry Thailand has a its own law that's unique to it that um, after you pick up your child and they're your child, you are not allowed to talk about them or share any images, photos, videos, anything about them online for a year.

I Feel like it's not that hard to just not put the kid on the channel, but you're not allowed to talk about the kid. Yeah. I Wonder if people actually do adopt children to like make content? You know? Probably it's like those family channels you know like well I don't have a family and it kind of takes work to make a family. What if I just adopt and then I can start milking kids for cash and they doesn't know how to write a check? they don't know how to address an envelope.

hey Frank I.T again I saw your ticket. What do you need help with this time? I Can't turn the computer on. This may be the genzir side, but I Feel like envelopes are unnecessary? Well, everything's email. Everything's electronic.

Why? in general needs to be a serrated dude I Want the generation before the Boomers be like they don't even know how to use a wax seal. Oh my God do you know how to find the right horse to find the right address? She's so weirdly attractive. Why does every time that you guys say I look attractive? You can never just say that. You always have to say weirdly attractive.

You always say that I look like the yard sale version of Margot Robbie or or I look like the clearance racket Goodwill version of Billy Eilish. But the thing is you do Henry you're not wrong Henry Henry dying William Defoe Okay, that one's just funny. Got him while flying a drone I'm Amazed by I Don't know what, but it's It's amazing. Now do this Naked.

It always makes it better when he's naked safe on your drive home tonight. It's no secret that texting while driving or just distracted driving in general is super dangerous. After all, you don't want to look like this guy. Wait, what was he driving? Wasn't his car? No, he was striving.

It's a fun, entertaining way to actually teach people a lesson. Shame is a great motivator. I Mean that's why on Game of Thrones like wasn't there The Walk of Shame motivate you not be A. Every time my fiance goes to leave on his bike and the kids are outside at recess, they always line up screaming and chanting pure joy.

You know he loves it too. You know he's like hell yeah! I Got my own Entourage I Make all my fans happy but those children will be the only ones everyone else and adults societal feel like yeah those adults that tell me to shut the up don't know any better. They don't know what's cool Andrews are the best phone they have. They have battery life consume stuff because it's the best product you buy the iPhone to shame Android users I'll meet a guy from Tinder we go off after we were chatting this and that as soon as I text him oh green text and block me no a what? I don't know if that's because of the phone I'm feeling chaotic.

so I'm gonna tell my Mexican mom that her salsa isn't spicy enough. It's Mexican impossible. I'll show you next time what's spicy is but she looks exactly like the person I couldn't handle like two chilies. What is oozing out of our brain? What that allows me? This is a rainbow dude.

everywhere we look the visible from nice It's gotta be trolling. It's rainbows. Yeah no no this is 100 satire. Yeah, this is not cringe.

this is just funny Rainbows are just rainbows Has she ever looked up at the sky after a rainy day? Oh no reason I would make a bad boyfriend. First things first: I'm too nice I pretend I'm nice until a girl steps out of the tiny box of accepted behavior that I allocated for her. and then I'm not nice at all I'm kind of like a giant psycho. say I love you way too much.

You're gonna think I'm just saying it to say it. but I'm not I'll love bummy by saying I love you too soon and too frequently and you'll think I'm saying it just to say it. but I'm not I'm saying it to emotionally and track you and make it harder for you to leave me I Generally thought he'd be like reasons why I make a bad boyfriend jigsaws I beat women on the tooth I'm now Wilson I'm about to do a standing TalkBack in stilettos. Why? Why? Because he can Genie he's got to generate all that power through those.

Oh congratulations, you didn't break all your ankles dude I'm like I really didn't want to see a snapped ankle dude I was like oh God I can't look. can that woman do that? A woman can run from a T-Rex And no I wasn't stilettos but high heels. That's a movie genie. Unrealistic.

Can you guess who the favorite parent is father? Oh it's you again. Wow! You're the bringer of sadness. You the Ender of all fun things and happy times. Yeah, no milk for you I don't need milk I can have daddy's milk.

Just kidding, that's illegal. We made paper airplanes to fly off our balcony and this happened I'm gonna stab someone's eye out. Oh my God oh my God We're gonna go blind. Wait where'd it go? Oh no, it's gone.

dude. Gonna kill somebody. It's gonna land someone's balcony. Dude, they must be so spooked right now like holy how they know we were here.

No no, how did they get to us. She tries to catch men staring at her what keeping me so did she catch anybody or like does nobody care that she's just you know dude I wish all the girls looked at her and like poor shamed her. Oh see all the that girl complaining all those big boob problems? Well okay, you get to do this. Who needs to make eye contact and conversation when you can sleep on your own breasts? I'm here at Tractor Supply and I Want to talk about the tractor agenda that they have coming for our kids I mean look at this.

look at all they have John Deere children's clothing. They are coming for you. Oh there's an ice cream for your kids. Kind of cute.

they're trying to turn all these kids into Farmers We've got to stand up against us. That's great mama I Want to go out to the soil I Don't know why but I Want to do some farming? No, you're not allowed doctor only until they stretch this video out. or or she's just yeah I know that that's real. Yeah, they didn't stretch the video ads.

You stretched herself out by eating a lot of food. Don't people have like a kink for this? They should record some videos and lots of guys would pay for that one, huh? But how would someone sit next to her? You would sit on her, use her as a seat I Did not find Nick to be racist. My staff actually did not find him to be racist. Wait, he was talking to an Italian girl next to you and saying that she shouldn't have a black boyfriend.

He he doesn't believe in. There's a lot of people that think like, well, okay, it doesn't make it less racist just because other people think it. I get what she's trying to see. that some people think that you should just like marry within your own race.

That's that's like all Asians right? Like every Asian parent is like oh yeah, you know that's why Asian parents are kind of racist. They are racist. Yeah bro. some random girl came into the men's locker room and asked me for my number.

While I was recording this a little bit, Nobody processes and responds that fast. Apparently, within a split second of noticing her, he's already like yeah, I'll give you my number Yeah, what if she can't be like sure, you took my so tell me about yourself. Well you know I like to occasionally lift wait Really like me too. Oh my gosh, So sold.

Look at those traps I could live on those traps. It's like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle can I blow your mind right now there's not a single video of Abraham Lincoln I'm serious. Look it up. Go on.

YouTube Think about that. He's one of the most famous Americans in history. He's the first president. He made slavery illegal and there's no video I mean hey like it's it's like a captivating away speaking.

You know not only oh wow, oh that's crazy. You got to keep listening to this podcast. no I would have left by the very Factor he's like he's the first president I'm like um I think they're getting married. it's yay.

All right, let's go. And it's interracial too nice I Like this because usually when they do the reveal the girl is the one with like all the emotions. The guy's just like you know, but if you have two of them yeah I love interracial lesbian. this wedding entrance oh boy after some hillbilly etch that song Oh no oh wait, what the police let him off because like oh I kissed this for your wedding I Get it cats, it's just for the wedding.

You gotta understand is that Maddie Mathis every fat guy from mustaches that he met This Honestly though he's kind of built, you know, even if he's fat, he's got a nice, nice, solid build. It actually does look like Manny Madison I told you Oh my god did he poop his pants? No, it's his sweat. Yeah I'm like I wasn't Well I was like I don't see it and then as the video kept going I'm like I think I see it? Yeah, we'll let him mow my lawn for sure. It's not an innuendo this.

wow we're getting tacos. yeah really sad looking lettuce. You should see Henry's taco night Henry literally becomes like Enrique when it becomes to Taco night. Genuinely, he's got the best tacos.

Oh stop it. Genie you have the best tacos I Don't cook tacos Actually, that's it for tick tock Prince Cringe. Maybe you can. Um, all right.

Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace Bye.