All right today, we're doing some sips tea. I Will sip my tea right now but before we get into the first reaction I Got a great game for you. It's called the Rid Shadow Legends It's the awesome game with hundreds of Champions to collect an intense PVE boss fights Winters Well and truly here and Raid has no shortage of icy coold Champions so let's go over some of them we have Sir Nicholas he's a powerful HP based Champion then you have torment the cold from the dwarves can function as either crowd control or it's a nightmare for enemies in their to contend with. We look forward to seeing your selections.

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she's now organizing the products. We've heard reports though that products have come back quite wet for some reason and have a very strange fishy smell and be returned. guys. I Think this room is haunted I've been hearing a lot of weird noises in here I Don't know I Just get the feeling that something.

Wow. this is very spooky. spooky stuff. Why are these ghosts so absurdly thick I Like how just one person is like he knows it's the gigs up man.

Uh-oh he covered his butthole for a second. He's like not my ass, not my ass. Really cute there sir. What is this Genie a dog? Really? Yes.

where's Z it's right there. Whoa. This is why I'm going to do to Genie one day. I'm not going to lie though.

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Why don't you open the top? thank you huh? Wait, why did you even put that back? and then what? and then what. and then I have such a disappointed father. Look, it's what happens when you leave a woman in charge. I'm leaving I'm just kidding, that's not too much to ask you.

Okay I want the press to know that wasn't me. That was solid. Oh he walks away from the mic mik Trump no I thought he was going to fall. Oh yeah, it's SC that he can joke about it even though it's not really that much of a joke that the standing President is that close to dying all the time.

But when I was a kid my grandpa was a Great Depression Survivor and he he wouldn't waste any amount of food. so he taught me I had to eat the apple core. Oh and I started eating that whole Apple in grade school and the kids call me horse boy H Isn't the apple core dangerous? You eat the seeds too I Don't think you can digest that. Just like gets caught in your as you it out.

Why is a dead wife so common as a backstory for male Heroes when divorce exist and it's 10,000% funnier superhero ever since I lost my wife I swear I pushed myself to become the greatest hero the city has ever seen voice from the crowd. Still I'm not taking you back Jared well you too Stacy well he just explained why cuz divorce just seems like a slightly first world problem and dying is like you know not. That's pretty serious no matter where you come from. have you ever been watching Netflix and you struggle to hear quiet voices over the background music and sound effects? It might be because Netflix thinks you have surround sound so if you don't, you want to go down to the bottom over here, go over twice.

We figured that out for the PlayStation 5 cuz we played Allan Wake and it assumed that we that Allan Wake had surround sound. When it didn't you got to turn off 3D sound or else your game sounds like his friends got him good A but where'd you get a printer that prints that store? kids these days will never know the struggle. 39 years to transfer 8 4.61 kiloby per second. This is not an exaggeration.

Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate and you'd sigh and leave the room for a while because you couldn't use the computer while it was doing this for fear of it, would crash and lose all your progress and then you come back in 40 minutes and it would now say 52 years. or maybe it would say 3 minutes. Who knew not. Windows Yeah When we first started playing wow again I Remembered how like back in the day when you bought the game it came with like 16 CDs and then it would literally take like all day Is that why the box was always so thick cuz I See every other game and it's like this and then just that one is like this.

I'm like the is in there and the funniest part is that vanilla Wow was like 8 gigb it was like six CDs Now wow is like 120 GB and we download it in like an hour. It's crazy. One of my favorite genres of post is one man being like the female orgasm doesn't exist I would know I've had sex with a number of women and they're bu logically incapable of achieving orgasm and then a bunch of other guys show up to roast him. the female orgasm isn't real.

he noticed if he actually had sex with the woman. Are you self-reporting that you can't pleasure a woman? This idea frames sex as something that hetero women are subjected to rather than enthusiastic participants. Oh my Goding. Twitter What? I get the point you're trying to make.

but I've yet to meet a heter woman who enthusiastically participates in sex. Oh my. God All these men are just outing themselves as like never having had a woman attracted to them. Imagine telling on yourself like this dude I Dozens upon dozens of women and not a single one was a it's biologically impossible for a woman to achieve orgasm I Don't know why y why y'all just be lying on this app for no reason for stop self-reporting please.

Different ways of cheating for tests? What the who? Whoa the fck, What is she do? Look at? why? Where are they looking in the back of their eyeballs Jesus But like cheating only allows you to like answer the questions that require memorizing ation. But like most like, college, tests are for like application right? And then it's like, well, doesn't matter if I have all the formulas I don't know how to use them. Excuse me officer. Would you like to buy some marijuana? I'm thinking maybe $40 Give be the bag.

Hey hey, what's in your hands? There's nothing in my hands. What's in your hands? nothing I Open your hands. All right. Oh what Are you a comedian up against the wall Houdini You hiding something? Oh, we got something here.

Okay, show me that bag. All right Here we go. Just a backup. Oh my.

God I Thought he was going to do just a backup and then hit the police. your team about to go down again. You got to be careful. there's a shot.

a men's team versus a woman's team here. Byy. No, you can't do that. Running off, it's a big ass.

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Is there a single sport where a woman would beat a man in? yeah shopping. Do you love baby teas? but you have bazongas like me and you're worried that if you jump around you get excited that you might just you know, be patient. Zero. In a very embarrassing moment, grab yourself a ponytail and wrap that sucker back.

Got a little cute little tucked back. Now look, you can be as excited as you want. Nothing is going to happen here wa thank me later. Thank you I'll thank you now.

thank you now! thank you so much for your service. We appreciate you. I Thought only ass can clap I didn't know that can clap women can clap lots of things that's a sound of Angels play that on repeat, amplify that send it through the world. Wow what a fun game! I'm going to keep playing it until I go to bed and when I wake up I'm going to play it some more.

You're wasting your life away. You should be out making money. Why aren't you making money? My wrists hurt. If you don't make money, you'll die.

My back hurts I'll never own a home. What am I having for dinner? Oh this is too real. This is why I Always say you only play games. once you're satisfied with your life or once you've done a lot of work, then you won't have those thoughts.

Or you drink a lot of alcohol until you forget about those thoughts. and then you play the video games. Important announcement: Hyenas can be floofy a I Love how hyena still have the winter coaching. Like if you keep hyenas in cold climates, they just just do this.

It's so silly so it's not that silly for them. I'm pretty sure they're just like I can live I can survive. look at they ears I won't freeze to death this year I Cdle Every year we watch this movie and every year I think of this post and laugh Ebenezer Scrooge goes outside 500 Muppets there goes Mr there goes Mr yeah do you know like you know in the Scrooge movie when he goes outside everyone's just like judging him. I'm like bro he's just walking outside but isn't he also an though so like I should start posting France Kofka style diary quotes but it's from my journal from when I was 11, 12 and obsessed with Naruto I failed at forcing myself to eat ramen I hate it but because Naruto likes it I have to eat it and like it but it isn't working What the How do you not like Ramen I Can see that Ramen is like one of the greatest foods in the world I don't like Ramen What? I ate it too much You know what? I don't like I don't like Naruto the thing on top oh so bad but Everyone likes it I don't like it vampire What do you call the Land that meets the sea May I come in me.

What was that? What do you call the land that meets to see May come in me Sure you fool I don't get it. you don't get cuz like he's like what are you called the land at me to see May I come in so when you said sure, he's like I got you bit I'm going to eat you now My husband killed himself last week. It feels weird and fu to post this on Twitter but please if you're struggling with addiction and mental illness, please don't choose this. Please seek help all the hugs Uh same person I Assume this is the last video I made before my husband died.

It's me masturbating on the couch in the yellow dress in case you want to see love you guys the husband Dy and she's like well you know I still got this video while while I still have your attention here's meating. show me how the woman mes you know the laughter. Okay why do black people not like chainsaws? Why? Cuz where you learn that the mom repeats it, go to your room The dad said go to your room you just made everyone's night. You get to stay downstairs, get dessert early.

You spent 5 years in prison for failing to pay child support for the defendant Miss's son Dylan right? Mr Maner you are not God his father. Five years in prison. You know who his father is. Yes! I Talk to him Still, she should be convicted of some crimes I should not I didn't If she knew, why would she let him take him to prison? What a disgusting woman.

What is Bale doing here? That's right. I Kidnapped them all. We're going to sell them what the kids where that come from I Don't know. she doesn't recognize her kids.

You didn't kidnap a kid. This was your idea J I Did not kidnap a kid. All right. we only had two though.

Wait, which kid did you forget? that one doesn't look like me yo I would be so mad as a kid. sorry she. oh that's terrifying. What do you mean I told you I got him off the playground.

What do you mean? We got to take him back I'm not literally going to make all the kids cry mommy. Oh my god oh how do you have a drug that makes you forget your own child? I Think this dad's also a psycho. like straight up tearing his family apart for a really funny Tik Tok video I mean I guess it's kind of worth ity Have you seen our secret weapon? the ladder? Yes. trust me.

I had to watch you play with Oh KY that was perfect. He's actually dead. It's so realistic how they made it like that. you played this game.

Did you know you can do that? No that truly is a weapon. A nice group picture. Wow! oh that's so thoughtful of him. To be fair, he would have stuck out anyways cuz he had a white shirt on right? Oh but I guess this guy has a black shirt so maybe like a quarter of his face would have disappeared I don't know.

That feels like a slightly homey move but also slightly racist. My son tried filling up my car's washer fluid. It didn't go as planned. Scar.

it's okay, but it doesn't matter. if you spill it, it's fine. Go Go Go! Oh oh wow that wow holy told you he's like is this what you wanted? Is it what you wanted Dad there you go should trusted. Hey but he did it.

It doesn't matter right? if it spills a little he say spills a little. that's like half the bottle like inside of his car. Now okay right. all of Amanda's friends are my friends.

Where did you find him? He's so sweet sweet. Get a drink. Do you guys want anything? I would love a nice tea I do like a straw strawberry lemonade and half inch lemon wedge. Yes I knew it.

Thank you oh my God he's perfect. What the hell? Amanda What? What was that? He just cut you off? Oh I think it's just cuz he knew what I wanted so aggressive. Oh my God This is what women do all the time. They like overthink like every little social thing that happens I think you deserve better.

like I'm at a hotel. What's wrong? Glumpy? Oh nothing glumpy. It's like a pet name you know I call her that is so cute. Look at him so sweet.

What the hell that? Gumpy a pet name teasing. Okay look I'm not a psychiatrist but there's teasing and then there's actual abuse that was like physical mental everything to. why would he do that though? I don't know. maybe cuz he's a liar.

Holy I think she wishes that she had a boyfriend like that and that she sees other relationships succeeding and looks back at all of her past shitty relationships and it's like what the how come I don't get that. yours should be too. Keep on stacking. Whoa.

You can go for one more. How many is that? Yeah, let's go. This is grown men doing this. Oh yeah, this is amazing.

Grown men of all ages too. Does this prove that just men just don't grow up? I Feel like the prank is is good, but it's even better how much he enjoys it. What's your next car? Roman God damn it. Wake up Roman What's your next car? What's what you? Yeah man, you want to call it a R Going to question it? He's just like yeah I guess I fell asleep in the middle of Po were thinking and then you just as John Dam roll play the card oh God this a very wholesome prank.

You know when you fall asleep around us we're going to drop p Yes on your face. Yes, that's what we did to Kai This is way nicer. Nobody, no matter how big you are, can hold me in a headlock. You're very tiny.

you're saying. Is it a technique? What is it? Just run away, have me in the headlock fully locked up. You're going to. You're going to let him get you in the headlock first.

Absolutely. I will let you fully lock in place headlock and I will get out in like in less than 5 Seconds What? I want to see it I know how to do it. She's going to touch nuts. All right.

protect your balls bro. here we go get you here. Oh sh I smell burnt hair. That's a really good method Dude that was there for a while like cuz he can't even see it.

Is that what granny is sounded like? This sounds a bit like a granny? it's a cool like memorabilia you Grandma's not here but her life is still here preserved in this parent. Oh that's a sick way to refill. Oh I would have for that when I was a kid. Oh I leak it shoots like the Halo gun too.

Oh that's so cool yo if I had a kid, get them this see but this type of aut gun is actually like I think you'll take out kids. that's the point. Got to take these kids out. One time I was in a Pub in London and saw lemonade in the menu and I was like M lemonade but I've been toss faily I've been tricked before so I was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade was just sprayed and she was like it's actual lemonade so I ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprayed I hate engl but I also don't understand why England people don't understand what the true lemonade is like.

have they never put lemon in water and sugar before and was like oh my God this is great. Someone on R/ legal advice was sick of their co-workers stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it poison. Do Not eat in Sharpie on both the bag and the food wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it. So after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly Sue op.

The general consensus was that Op was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint, but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food. label poison, do not eat and then getting poisoned Not Guilty by reason of that guy Yeah I Kind of of like that there is a jury because like oh well according to like claw, blah blah blah they use common sense and not just factual law. the of the zero and the DeLorean flame gets pushed out by C tape tap goes for Coca-Cola Next fighting off plenty of racers oh my God I think the tap win alive. that tape is going all over the place.

Oh he took the other car out. He going to take this guy out now. Speeder is not giving up break the again he's coming back. He my God that really is the race of the century.

What the this is more exciting than Real Racing F1 Racers Are quaking their jobs are about to be overtaken by a duct tape. You? What a burrito? You a burrito? You want me to unwrap that burrito? You ready? M one two Damn dude. Do that to me. Unwrap me like that? No.

Romeo I Dreamt a dream tonight Mario And so did I Well what was yours? That dreamers often lie Translation: Romeo I Had this intense a dream last night bro. Oh so did I What do you dream Dude that you're full of I Understand Chiar now. why doesn't he just write it like this? Fam: Romeo Skibby Toilet Ohio that Juliet y Queen Going to throw you down the skibby toilet if you don't Hing Security bouncer for my bouncy castle. We're bouncing.

Oh we're bouncy. Oh we're bounces. Yeah, Where bouncers? I Put on Aaska bouncers bouncers. How long are we going to bounce for? Oh I Don't know.

You can just bounce me if you want. I I Get this. Stop laughing. What do you think you were here for? Pretty sure that's more fun than just standing there looking at the bouncy house.

Have guard the bouncy house. Be in the bouncy house bouncing. Let's bounce Spain's newly appointed Minister for digital transformation PS Water directly into the stand's cuper. But how do you drink it sir? Is he going to bust out a straw? Are you understandable? You know, like it's both clear.

Somebody should just handed him a strong and be like like no, no, a really long one too. That justs up to his hook in the mouth. Oh I Saw this video. Dude's fighting an entirely different battle.

What kind of battle do you think he's battling Jinnie I Think only men understand this one. Yeah. I've never seen the personification of God Please don't get a boner in a face and expression like that in my life. This time looking at the fight because if he does, it would go.

Love! Your lavender blue color scheme goes with the blue briz as well. Clearly a man with a knife of detail. You have a very confident stride. sorry very confident stride W He gives loved it I Adored the way you laughed at that pit Compliments are simple but not easy.

Oh come on oh come on then doesn't mean I don't love it. You look great. the York your compliment that's cting gold. Sincerely appreciating something someone has made an effort on will make their day.

It's so specific that you know it's genuine I almost like never give compliments unless I like I really notice something? You have an excellent taste in comfy looking sweaters. There you go. It's hard. It's hard when I look at you.

no, no, no, how would you You do them your nuts are looking big today. everybody. leave your best comments down below. Compliment each other or compliment us if you want.

Always respect your elders. That's not Granny it's a big man. Did you see his arms look like an elder monster? Granny can probably dunk with those arms. So does he ever give the seat back or is like that it like no.

I'm pretty sure he gives it back. but also there's an open seat right there. so like you snooze you lose. You fell for it when you're sad by your own.

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There's five worse English Listen, Look and listen and learn and learn. What's so wrong with that sentence I Don't I Don't get it. This is better than that dude that thror into Breakfast Club and was like are we done or are we finished wa no that's poetic. It means the same thing.

No, it's different and not in the way that he was doing it. I Don't act tough with the radio guy. my y y y'all finish show y'all done I ain't got no more talking. That's right.

I think he meant it in the same way. I Ladies I I Ladies Nuts on your face. Is that what this video is going to be? We don't call girls on Twitchy girls anymore. They are now called I Ladies I Ladies I ladies that's a nice way to put it.

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It's the point where it's a little bit worrying. Oh, is that what girls like I Being overwhelmed by animalistic power and submitting to the will of it's kind of hot. The left lane is for passing, not about just holding the speed limit. Clearly, he is impeding the flow of traffic.

here. You can't drive in the left lane and impede the flow of traffic. You had about four or five cars stacked behind you. Wait what? you can get arrested for that? The Speed limit.

So I so it's not about going the speed limit. it's about left lane is for passing. There was plenty of people that were passing around you. so I was trying to get over so I could let them go.

Yeah yeah. I was following you for a while. You'd been in the left lane for a little bit. Typically what the cop is talking about only applies for like two lane roads, but there's three lanes.

What the cop is saying is that you should go above the speed limit to make sure you pass yeah and then pass. Wow. I Feel like that's a really easy way to just like break the speed limit, then just be like, well, I was I was trying to pass I'm done guarding for today I'm not even killing him. He looks like he fights back.

He looks like, the evolution of Caterpie or whatever. Bro fell for the markings. oldest trick in the book. They literally put those markings in their face so they can look like a snake to.

Predators Yeah, you're a human. You're a human. It's a little like asymmetrical, but you know he tried. He looks stupid.

Pro Tip For writing military characters: Do Not give them a badass nickname. Literally every military nickname is either an insult or a reminder of an embarrassing incident. For example, my nickname was fire hose because I once got really drunk and pissed myself. I'm not ashamed to admit this because everyone I knew with a nickname had a similarly embarrassing origin.

Mine was rant because I was short for the Army and ugly. Isn't this like how gangs function too. Remember patches Crazy Eight he like suffers from like hair loss so they call him patch. What? I'm talking what they call you.

they call me little penis. that's that's too accurate. Wait what? no as in it's too descriptive. Oh but I like that you know it keeps grounded.

Little penis little penis. What would mine be I mean what's your most embarrassing incident? Oh I got it. Trombone Hry I Have a friend who's a history major who has only played one game the past 2 years. He spent almost 2,000 hours on Crusader Kings 2 and that's all he plays every single day after class when they tried to recommend Titanfall 2 to him, he said no thanks I already play a video game Wow.

One game, one life. Oh yeah, that's what a lot of people did for like World of Warcraft that is your life. Basically the only life that matters Dear season is upon us. Wear your seat belt if your choice is swerve at high speed or hit the deer.

you plow Bambi's mom like you're an IT specialist with a secret Twitter account and it's Anthon weekend. Deer are softer than trees. Deer are softer than rolling your car eight times. Swear for moose.

Moose are harder than trees. Moose are harder than rolling your car Eight times. Moose can take the top half of a car. Clean off with sincerity.

Plow deer, swerve. Moose got it. But what if you're Henry who doesn't know the difference? Oh God What animal is that? Uh uh uh. it's a moose.

Dies immediately. It was a cat. It was a cat. Game has any kind of Elemental based fighting system.

me apply Pokmon Logic To be fair, Pokmon Element logic is rooted in normal logic. Yeah, everyone knows a wrestler's biggest weakness is local pigeons. Have you ever tried punching a bird? True and that? like psychics are weak against Satanist What? Cuz psychic is weak against dark, right? Wow. Bugs too.

Exactly. So if you're a psychic like Neo from The Matrix you should avoid caterpillars dude and fairies fairy. Pokemon What the fairy type strong against Ghost right? If you're a twink, then you should stay away from Dragon Oh, you should. if you're a twink, you should go after dragons and avoid bodybuilders.

But if you're normal then you don't have anything to fear from ghosts. All right, that's it for sips te you know where we'll find real horny up. They come in and then it leaves their mouth so fast SAU is my God I found it 31 minutes. Oh God All right, where was The Monster Tag? wait where do you guys nut to into a tissue? wait? Really? you think we're Savages Yeah,.