Today we got some funny Tick Tock and some horny ones. Oh, would you ride with Dora No. Dora Dora's really changed since I Grown up. She just gets thicker and thicker.

It's like a thick bowl of oatmeal. At this point, end my misery and suffering. Please No. All she had to do was just stand there and her size would have been enough to block the iPhone 14.

This dude was in stealth mode the whole time. What is that? It's a stove covering. There's such a thing. Well, not anymore.

But oh, it's like these dances are disgusting degenerate. I'm out. Nothing screams Christmas spirit like Grand Theft Auto I'm going to say scripted: Henry it works every time. Genie Let's see what else is inside.

It's another gun. Tell me you're from Texas without telling me you're from Texas That's the best bow cut I've seen since you rock Le Actually, you're right. I did have a good bull cut. Every little Asian boy has the ability to bow cut you.

What is that? You hit the window pretty hard. He's dead. Oh you idiot. Hey, he's fine.

Hey, he's just chilling. Can someone to open the goddamn door for him though? Can you at least give him a way out? That is a way out. Murder. Oh last thing, what's your favorite vegetable? Don't say it.

probably my grandpa don't This is an official sporting event post match. Oh I'm getting grounded for sure I think it's more of cuz he's like I don't know V vegetables. Oh let's just be a fnny Wait yeah, somebody asked him what's his favorite vegetable mhm. Then they're just setting him up at that point because who asks that? What's your favorite vegetable I Don't know who the cares.

Easy potato. That's not even a vegetable. it is. It's a root.

Jinny's favorite vegetable is the Cheeto the Flamin Hot variety of Cheeto then twist, twist, twist. No good job and that's a really big towel cuz that's Daddy's towel. Does he wipe his nuts on that? You bet your damn four-year-old ass he wipes his balls on that. You guys like really wipe deep in there.

Yeah, that's where all the moisture gets trapped underneath her balls. Do you like have to lift? and like? of course, especially if you have nice old Hefty ones. Henry You realize we share a towel? Yeah I thought you knew that. What? Let's let's not share towels.

I'm starting to regret my life decision. You've been doing it for years. Like why stop Now You survived just fine. Write this down.

you get to heaven and you don't find me there you have gone to Hell sure I don't know who you are but I'm happy where I woke up in a place I haven't found you men. Thank me later. But when a girl comes to you with an issue I am scared of women. Well that asle is really impressive.

That's a plastic gun dude. Henry I Dare you to do something like that with a plastic gun? I can do that That's a water gun. Okay then he if he came up to the water fights a lot of girls will be like wow I'm wet from his water gun. it was raining that day.

Okay here. I'll hold it you do you do the top I love giving top. There you go. wait that's really good.

Jake I know and if you run out of cream, you could always get the ones from your room or your dad's room. my dad cream anymore. he's just made it Jesus oh my. God these people look like they're out of a 2009 music video.

No I missed and I'm that's so cool. that like that aesthetic still exists in 2023. What if our kids end up looking like this I will love them still the same Abracadabra Flagus claan give that wizard toti to I Still don't don't know what testicular tortion feels like? may you never if a girl is looking at you, think like a caveman. Now that I know that if a guy looks at me, he's going to think like a caveman.

I'm going to produce a match and then see him be amazed at fire I need to know where he was going with this thought Bon Her With the hammer, bring her back into the cave and do her raw. What do cavemen do? Do you care if I turn the white noise machine on the fin. now you like them. apples bagnabit.

See you later, Alligator, let's scaddle. that was a hoop son of a gun. No! Oh I Get oh man. yeah, it's pretty white.

yeah. I'm surprised there was no NW in there. hey. Shadow Why do you want to go to Mexico So bad? I Just Love Latina Sonic What Adios! Amigo W There he goes.

We know exactly what video he's referencing. You don't give me back my passport. Why do you want to go to? Mexico I Just Love Latina Sonic What Adios! Amigo What? What? Yeah he referencing that one I've never seen this in my life. What do you mean? There's so many of these.

Let's take a look at what the Liberals did this time. Gingerbread people. What's next? They them candy canes, nonbinary claws. It's nothing in this God forsaken country.

You're freaking out. The cat. dude. that's a chunker's cat.

So I know that cat normally finishes the whole oh yeah, wow, that's sick. but where is it going? Oh oh my. God that really took off. Holy let's go to space I don't think that was a toy I think that was a drone.

Oh she played with it once and then it left forever. Dude, that's the worst feeling ever. That is actually one of the coolest toys I've ever seen I would play with that once. That's it.

No. I would like Chase it to the end of the Earth to see where it landed and it' be like the greatest cardio sesh hey man. thank BR How much money would it take for you to become a fulltime? There's no shot that I'm going to be a full-time RuneScape Streamer Bro: No amount of money? Oh yeah, 12 seconds later. orinal hey man, thank you much for the donation.

Holy dude I appreciate that that he actually is like you know what? change career paths hell I Think anyone would play RuneScape for 10,000 but wow that is the definition of money is power. It's worth $20,000 I want you to change your career? Nope. you're anle day 23 in the chamber. They ain't found me yet.

but when they do, they're going to be surprised. What chamber is that the Chamber of Secrets Yes Henry indeed that is the Basilisk in the chamber. Me: Southern that's my glory hole because my P is huge. If crime was legal for a day, what would you do get a BBL I just want to see what they feel like to have one.

like what how if crime was legal for a day, not if you could be gay what would I do if crime was illegal for a day? no no no no let's stop and talk about your answer. I'll probably go do crime with my BBL bro like I go rob and do I feel like people look at you differently I can't understand their speech I Can't believe they have a podcast cuz I don't know what they're saying did you lock the front door? yeah I did not even just a yeah? Get out of here I'm sleeping. did you close the window I have some freaking lutely open that I dare you? yeah? Look at this dumbass over here. First time monster over here.

Look at this guy. Did you arm the home security system? My arm is so good. Scar Oh he plays horror games. Now you know him.

Yeah I used to watch his uh Phoenix Right videos. Are you serious? yeah I thought he was just a hor game channel. that's all you I thought you only use the hand warmer for your hands and then I see now I don't want to touch that thing. What is it? Why do you keep putting these things in places I don't want to know you want to marry me, what you're like do you want to marry me I read your lips and I said no I thought he was going to follow that with like no because I want to marry you at that point I think the girl will be like I cancel this.

Let me just play it. So my name is actually uh, two names sorry I'm on a boat um so Iceberg Straight Ahead oh I would so swipe right? Why would you need to know how to pronounce John Michael the two most basic No I knew a guy named John Michael it is John Michael it could be Joan Mel Mom I got a question about the F word. What f word? my father oh you think I'm talking about yo Yeah it's like what other FW do you think he means I feel like out of all parents, a black mom is someone I would not around with I feel like she'd whoop my ass but she'd also love you equally as hard. Oh yeah no no th Wan without telling me your Wan I'll go first when I was growing up I remember uh yes another Wan that knows about the little sunglasses dilemma.

Yeah I don't know if I look as shocking as that guy does, but what's a Wan W Asian if it's in, there's like air in between. Nice. Oh it's okay. Mindy we I don't really care here.

it's okay. Mindy I actually really like being in here. Start scooching your whoa, he's playing that on GameCube wait how are you playing this on a GameCube and on fire too. Waa everyone who makes you feel like you you aren't good enough.

Yeah oh no he like that Dad oh no you know it is the best way to start dominance to another man in the ass. Make him your a little bit. What if your dad overpowers you and then makes you his little then it is what it is. Ladies welcome to How many cats can hold.

Oh what's going on? He used him as a lifting strap. You just noticed now I just noticed. Okay, okay, hello. um I just ran over a dog across the street and I want to know if it's yours? Well what did it look like? Well it.

um this dude can't be straight right? Look at the way look at how fabulous he is. Oh my. God Henry What if he's just really good at contouring him body I feel like most men can't contort their body like that? Do no I be he you mind if I work in with you? Yeah I'll go jump in I Just want to show people that it's not scary to work out with others? Yeah, absolutely. jump in.

So where you from originally San Francisco San Francisco yeah yeah, that's what the Bros mean when they say work in with each other. Oh, that's pretty normal J I've been doing it wrong the whole time when I went to the gym. Well that's cuz you're a girl so you're not allowed to do this ever. Yeah, only guys can work in with other guys.

Can I work in with other girls I don't think anyone would complain about that. Can I work in with other guys? No girls? Yeah no. All right, let's go check out my Instagram real then oh no, this isn't how you get me back Instagram or maybe it is cuz I guess we are watching this What the I thought I thought this one had like memes oh my God oh my God what is this H Don't Run Away Don't Run Away face your reals so then it is the other account cuz I have one non horny account What? Hi yeah see this is not horny. he go back to the other one Al back Elmo was horny after he touched those little kids when you play with sin.

yeah those were just kind of like gently grazing his nuts. you know. little slight massage which is fine. Then it became a epic mode.

How do I still not see this coming? Like every time there's a small person doing something I should just immediately think that it's going to transition to this today's episode of How Gaze My Dog. Here's a sausage. Bailey Would you like it? What? No You trained him to do that. No Ba is gay.

Ba is very gay. It's always the same is is the same guy? don't we have those hands? Yes Thank God You don't do this I use them. oh this man's Brave what is she B it means you in Korean Who' you learn that from you? Take that back I Don't say bad words. it expresses frustration.

Is that correct? Yeah, Growing up with a Korean person growing up? All right. here's your spicy Bogi sir. Wait, that's just raw meat. It's Korean barbecue.

You cook it yourself. Oh okay. Could I get some ice water too? please? Absolutely. I Got you bro.

assemble it yourself. Okay, nothing I guess I'm so sorry. would you mind cleaning that up? Absolutely I Got you bro. Here you go.

Why? you handed me a mom? It's gream barbecue. You clean yourself Okay, you know what if I was just going to do everything myself I would have just eaten at home. Can I get a chck please? Absolutely I Got you bro. Why are you giving me a cash register? It's green barbecue.

you calculated pry. Check yourself. All right, that's it I Want to talk to a manager? You're talking to him. What the hell? Why am I dressed like a manager? It's Korean barbecue.

You manage the restaurant yourself. All right? Fine, then you're fired. A Come on. Boss Instagram is listening to us cuz we're eating Koream barbecue today tonight.

After this recording, Cream barbecue is a great thing to do at home. Just get yourself a grill and then literally just take any piece of meat, slice it thin, put it on the grill, and then eat it. Hey bro, watch where you going. You better watch where you going for real.

Oh yeah, yeah, How about this? Yeah, How about this? Yeah yeah yeah yeah you. H Is that the first we don't like Pand Express as much as they like Popeyes In fact, I actually like Popeyes far more than Panda Express I would ate That chicken right then and there if I were a doctor I'd do the same thing I gave you. Why does Vietnamese just sound so funny? It's the explosive songs the but that's why it's really really hard to learn in China They don't say yeah, you're right I agree with that they say Chinese people don't say they say Chinese people don't say they say that's true. they repeat the first thing like seven 17 times said.

Jesus Christ Chill out guys, your mom does that. No all Chinese people do that and then they got to have like the whole fed up face like stop taking your photos like this. it's your back camera switch to 169 ratio, lower exposure all the way down. set a timer for 10 seconds.

What? Oh oh okay o no this doesn't happen if I do that I'm out of focus. How do you do that if you can't see where you're standing? Doesn't your Korean mom talk about the upside down thing so you want it upside down cuz it factually it makes you taller and that's why you always see Asians squatting and then like going like 3 two one but can you just hold it lower then and no no no it's you have to flip it. Can you imagine like professional people with like the big ass Dslrs that cost $100,000 Like got to flip the camera over Okay hold on. that's cuz they have a DSLR Your phone does not have the same logic.

they're all camera lens. They're all circular like the top is different from the bottom. It's different What me and my friend wear 99% of the time. Some crazy editing D The cat They wear a cat at the end POV First date with an international student slipper slipper.

new card. You have very natural double eyelids. This is a good song. What is it called your skin is very white like ghost I Like so Chinese People value double eyelids and pale skin.

Got it? Y And the're richest and they don't understand English That's great. They don't know any American songs when they say they like green onion. whoa oh why? why is he hot too? You're the one who. Why do they always got to be hot? like they got to cook good food and be hot too like it's why does he got to like pull it out so sexually like he has makeup on? Yeah, not my type.

What is this sh So there's a market for good-looking Asian men who cook interesting. Can we just get like one ugly nerdy ass looking Asian Dude cooking food instead I showed you one oh Ken Lopez sorry that's not the one I was talking about at all. you know the one I was talking about Henry wait wait C she going to hold that pose. What's that? you're a Superman Okay me, but her ass is showing a Henry I'll do this.

you fall I don't have the flexibility bro. it's like not even. oh god oh no oh no, they're staying too. Really itchy.

how much time is the only time I ever like had to really really look was when this girl had like the biggest fake bazongas like Torpedoes you know those are the ones that like every guy has to just be like. so I'll be very honest. okay what? remember fangs? Yeah you remember girl. two girls in front of us yeah their asses were being like their pants right that it's burning in my memory I'm like oh damn look those girls were wearing normal classy things.

Okay, some girls wear some dude. But what amazed me right? those girls were wearing baggy pants and an were just so huge I know I'm glad that you remember yeah I remember he's just making noises right? That's not a real sentence. So do you think they can talk to my truck? I' be like I know what this truck is trying to say say we can communicate oh oh pretty. he gets girls hot.

that marshmallow kind of gross. Yeah right. if you think about it, probably won't taste very good. like ah yes you full M M S that's not a mom that's not a daughter I can see the mom show me what she looks like after menopause I park my car in Harvard Yard I pack my cat half oh my God Something that everyone in the US knows to be true is considered standup comedy in China Henry go back to China and make millions.

We just have to spill all the random that everybody knows here. in China everyone in China's going to be like oh my God that's so interesting and funny. Go make us Millions over sudden it be aing ho How oh the Dad's here. Well every dad has owned a copy of Playboy magazine.

They know exactly what that is. In fact, that's what they grew up with. Actually, can you imagine seeing your daughter like dress in the outfit that you've been waking off to for like years? Let me know how that feels like when it happens. Well I didn't grow up waking to Playboy magazine.

That was our dad's generation I grew up waking to like Belfi earbuds or wait, yeah, that's far too real. It's actually like really uncanny to see anime voice acting be that real. What happened to the and they're like you expect them to play into like every cliche of anime voice acting. What is this Py Genie I was so stupid when I saw n Nami right? Yeah I thought of Nami I was like oh my God how's he going to turn into Nami this is the guy from Jujutsu Ka you horny horny girls loving to see a good man in a nice suit.

Oh no but sometimes it's worth the Aesthetics no but then the boss wants it done faster. The designer wants things that is not possible. He just gets beat up in Christ please give me it's co it's in English I still remember the first time I went to America I was was at the airplane I asked flight attendance that can I can I get a cola and she asked me excuse me I I keep saying Cola Cola Cola but it was not Cola it was go to America and say I love and I want some I feel like my mom said this too I think this is a Chinese accent I thought it's cook oh no coke coke oh my God is that an ash chin? that's his legs. he's running oh that's his I thought it was his Ash chin like blowing in the wind I feel heroic and handsome.

a little wet but I still look good I look good oh he's so cute! What a cute little boyfriend you have whipped but I still look good oh my God I love your Vietnamese accent. Can you say these names in Vietnamese Faceook Inam what is that guy doing? He's asking for help gole she trapped him in there Victoria Secret I Love how fabulous she is though. do B It sounds like all the racist accents that people do to make fun of Asians is I don't want to work but I Love money can I T some more oh my God this sounds like Jinny I just want to lay in bed all day and watch the money rain on me instead. Yep, all right Gen and nutshell except for the money part more so about like Legos and Gundams and I'm going to learn how to say everything this Pikachu say Santa Claus Is Coming oh no not Santa all over my face face do you like Pokemon yeah cuz I would take a Pikachu oh he's got the transitions Cal shrimp I choose you oh Editing: oh no child use oh my God oh my God was it super effective? Oh my God it is super effective.

Is he going to succeed and catch her? It's a normal Pokeball Come on I think he will come on y go away. You got her. Oh what is he going to name her just badie? so is that? So anyways what's your number and then she disconnects. Yeah and all that work for nothing Some way.

yeah for no reason at all. face his feuture wifeu Shrek Shrek All animes just watch other animes and then become fans of other animes and then just do the same thing that the last animes did that they watched and then it becomes an endless circle jerk of everybody doing the same thing. not Cowboy Bop though yeah jju Kendo When you've never had a Asian family style dinner. Oh did he pick the what's with this scenario here? Wait oh did they pick the oh oh they took.

they took the stuff off the thing. the rotating thing. yeah bro, you're supposed to share. Oh God yeah.

the whole fish dish to himself. You're just like he's got the whole steamed fish with the ginger and the scall and the soy sauce. You're supposed to rotate the thing so everyone can pick their piece, the whole steam fish. St The Plan: Build my wife a gaming setup beside mine so I have support.

Outcome: So we're not the only people like building land rooms now like everyone's doing it too. like having computers next to each other because we're feeling lonely now. Damn! their walls are really cool right? dude. The husband put in all that work just for his wife to watch Kramas.

Damn man these people are showing us up with their land rooms. We got to step up gen. We got Christmas lights though I think it's pretty awesome. It's cozy as in there you look tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

What's your wi head? Come here. come here. oh what is that a young baby? You look very pale. very my oh you smell like kimchi no are you a NeNe cuz you make me super shy.

Oh God All right. so the first dude is Chinese and the second dude is Korean yeah I Like that he said we chat and Kaka we're getting all spectrums of Asian now Harry Potter Harry Potter Looks like he's from in the 1940s life before Marrying an Asian after being married for 6 years. Is that it? Okay you don't have to go that far with the socks. Oh so you can put on the slippers I Don't do that.

yeah you throw it at people I thought like even like westerners also took their shoes off when they got home cuz like who wears shoes in the house westerners but like what if you stepped into dog like do you still wear at home or do you like hose your shoes like it makes no sense to me. Friend's like oh God that's not even like how you do it. Who the hell just slips a ring on like that? A dozen eggs, half a dozen dude. just say six.

Relax, It's just another way of saying it. No dude, six is one word. Half a dozen is three words. Wait, you're actually mad about this Whatever dude.

I'm feeling under the weather so just oh, under the weather, don't you be sick, huh? Wow. just wow. Look, who's quiet now, you stupid motherucker. Jesus Genie Henry Genie Henry I Don't think I'm going to be finding some bench press tips on this video.

Why? why don't you keep watching me? I Don't think I'm going to be seeing some squat form checks on this. What is he doing? If not for a woman, this is for woman. Is he Am I Learning anything from this Am I Getting motivated and inspired I Don't know when you do the PO oh you got to go like this right? You girls disgust me All right? That's it for Tik Tok I Feel like women probably make the better to be honest. Which ones have they made? No.

Now we have to find exactly the time stamp that this meme came from. Why we don't H All right. cool. We got a sauce on this island.

Being a relationship is frowned upon, but the girls still have L full tendenc. Two honor students decide that they're going to use the protagonist as an outlet for their seual frustration. This is what every man wishes. Find it I'll find it.

Everyone turn around. wait wait wait I Think I you found it right? Let's watch the watch. Why? Why.