Do you want to hear my best ludwig impression boys today we're going to be doing some as seen on tv products? Have you ever seen a product on tv that you're just like so curious about? Does it actually work? Well, the first one we have is flex tape, hi phil, swift here for flex tape. I love phil's switch super strong, waterproof tape. Look at this slow-mo that kid is watch bond repair. Look at that smile! No ordinary tape; it just stops it in his face itself.

Stands no chance stopping flex tape is super strong. I wish i had a 45 pound weight all right. I'm scared yeah to what you're about to wait. It's not black, wait! Look how little there is look at how thin that is.

They don't even give you enough to like seal up an entire boat 12 inch white flecks they use on both inside and outside, like they specify. I just love how everyone isn't like this or anything they're, just like shut the up like no nice. All right is that is that large, enough of a hole for flex tape bullet shot. Honestly, no, that's a lot of damage.

Okay, one two! Three go, oh god! Oh god, wait still leave me. How can this be genie? It's still a lie to us. How could phil, why did you see his smile jim come on phil? Don't let me down way to stop it? I think it stopped all right. So we have one more test.

We have to see if we can lift the entire 45 pound object with just the tape. This is, i would say, about 40 pounds straight. You have a bucket now. Do you think 45 pounds is a limit yeah really, so i you can't really.

Did you want to get carried by flex yeah all right, so next up junior we have a sham wow. Oh my god, i love shamwow. I love. I love this guy.

He got arrested, didn't kill his girlfriend. I forget, i don't know a regular towel, doesn't work well, no, it's wet or dry. Look at this. It just does the work twice as hard, it doesn't trip.

You need to try that you bring it out, you wash it in the washing machine made in germany. You know the germans always make good stuff. You know, put a wet sweater roll it up. It dries your sweaters.

Here's some cool, i'm touching what i've always seen on tv actually just it feels like a shirt. It feels like no, it feels like you know you go to michael's or joanne's, and you get like art projects. It feels like yeah all right, so we have a bowl of water that basically looks exactly like what the dude had in the video as well. Oh, it's going it's happening.

It's happening, oh wait and then lift it and be like no leaks. No leaks, wait! Wait! No leaks you're now vince, you are now vince with shamwow, i'm speechless, ginny orange and slimy yeah, that's disgusting! You didn't mention that part. Oh, this smells like. I want to drink this honey, it's chemicals, it's chemicals, it's chemicals, all right! So we're going to spill! Some of the water on the table according to vince normal towel, when it's wet, it's not going to allow you to soak up all the water.

It's gon na leave a little bit of moisture on the table right, here's correct! But when it comes to sham wow, look at that little puddle you gave shamwow, wait it's leaving moisture leaving moisture. Can they even see it yeah this it's leaving moisture here right now. Let me put this in the dryer real, quick and come back. Is this the drying? Wow says a lot about him? Doesn't it? Oh, my god, i know what i'm doing relax okay, so we have the wet shirt over there.

We have the shamwow that is now completely dry. You lay it out. I hope the show isn't big enough and you lay the shirt on top of it. Okay and it'll dry yeah it'll dry.

You think so you think we'll get a dry shirt at the end of this, because you know what i realized when they went dusty to watch it, but he never demonstrated it being dry well, now, we'll show them how it works. Is it wet at all? It's so wet it is hella wet. Can i feel it? Oh, my god. It's literally the same, let's see how much liquid shamwow got out.

Oh, it got out this much liquid, okay next product. This is what i've been waiting for ever since i was like 10 years old, you're gon na be in a great mood all day, because you're going to be slapping your troubles away with a slap chop, now, look here's a potato one slap. You got big chunks for stews who slaps home fries in a second. It looks so flawless.

How could this possibly go wrong? This tuna looks boring, stop having a boiling tuna, stop having a boring life. Here's a hard-boiled egg, one shop, trying to excite my life. We have a cornish on as well things together. You can add the honey you don't have time to make.

Breakfast you're gon na have an exciting life. Now you're ready to go you're gon na love. My nuts watch this you're gon na love it everything in the cover. It's so easy one finger, kids can do it they're gon na charge.

You a dollar for toppings at the ice cream, store the skins at the bottom. Hey, look. You want a little bit of onions. You don't want to drag out the food processor.

The skin comes right off. We're gon na make america skinny again unbelievable one slap at a time. Here's how to order the way he looks at me. Here's how we go! Why is he always like sideways, like here's, how to order now, all right, he took half an onion.

He faces up like this right. He didn't even skin it, he even skinned it. It doesn't even fit. Do half of it do half of it, and this is like a small onion too.

Well, that's really pretty convenient huh wait. It still doesn't fit. Oh my gosh vince. What are you doing to me? Man? You lied to me you're, lying to me.

First, the shamwow. Now, oh my god, it like barely fits in here. Ready! Oh my god, hey you got yourself a onion. Even the kid could tap it henry! It's just flaps! It's stuck in the blades.

It's literally stuck in the water. Didn't you liar mate! Oh yeah, i mean the skin's out at least i've seen this right now, i'm getting this cameraman see what i'm talking about. Oh, my god, it's actually working! Oh my god. Oh it's not really like dicing it.

It's kind of like pulverizing, the crap out of it. So it's it's actually very wet you vince so far, phil's the only hero, phil's, a real one, yeah, i'm like vince over here. Okay! Next we have the bacon wave. What's a bacon? Oh, i didn't buy big laytale all right, so we're back new day.

We have bacon bacon wave, has seen on tv love the mouth-watering taste of delicious perfectly cooked bacon, but yeah sure unhealthy. Okay. What the are you doing to this floor? Making? Dear god, they said. Do you hate all that fat? I'm like? I don't think that's fat fam.

I think you put water in there. I think you straight up went outside and got some dirt and you slapped in your pan the amazing product that makes perfectly cooked bacon right in your microwave in just minutes. How is that bacon impossible? That sounds? It was fake. Did you hear that when she broke it in your microwave yeah? That's not that's! Not! What a bacon snap sounds like ripped, a piece of plastic like oh, my god over here, i feel like you could just impale yourself on this when you die and then just put it in just like that: okay, it fits nice and snug.

You know i'm looking at the pieces of bacon, it's like it's all fat. I microwaved this for five minutes for five slices henry five minutes, but you saved so much time on not dealing with dirty greens. You can make bacon in like three minutes, but the dirty grease henry oh wow, it just slips through yeah. This is actually surprising a lot easier than i thought.

Oh wow, oh my gosh, not bad, not bad, okay! So far, so good, okay, five minutes bye-bye. Does this smell so good? It smells like popcorn. Oh, i can't get it out of my head. I'm salivating right now.

Are you ready we're ready? Okay, let's see i smell burning, what wait? It actually is crispy. It looks crispy and there's actually a shitload of oil at the bottom. Oh holy crap, i've never seen bacon. So it's so straight and rich all right.

We might have been sleeping on this product. Let's see, if i'm like that, lady, it's not oh! No! It's not! I heard something i heard it what i'm a believer of the bacon wave. I believe i heard that that was real, wait. Those aren't sound effects.

Mm-Hmm. Are you kidding me dude right? Oh, wait! Wait for them to cool down. Listen that wasn't a sound effect. My favorite kind of bacon, the one where all the fat is run out.

I mean it's just like a chip. Okay, easily my favorite product bacon wave holy. While this is running you can make other stuff. You don't need to pay attention to this.

That's the! I am so impressed right now. I'm actually going to use this. It's unreal we're going to eat this with our ribs tonight. That's delicious wow, easy cracker! I didn't buy crackers.

No, we easy cracker. We need eggs, we have eggs, we have eggs, you can crack them. This way you can crack them that way. Okay, can you just learn how to crack eggs? You could crack and we've all done this, but i like the added sound effects.

That definitely is not what it sounds like and we've all done. That sounds like a stapler like introducing easy cracker, the ingenious new product that lets you crack. Oh separate eggs, crunchy eggshells ruin those muffins, okay, they're, just an idiot. Just get the eggshells out of the thing and learn to crack an egg peeling hard-boiled eggs can take forever okay, but with one simple squeeze peeling hard-boiled eggs yeah.

I don't. I don't believe that for a second, if you look at that, there literally is not an egg inside of that thing that that's a raw egg fam, please notice how they change frame. Why not just keep it on that frame to prove that there's actually a hard-boiled egg in there, but the easy cracker has a special egg separator attachment too just get that egg in the cradle and squeeze to divide the yolk instantly make fresh, because that actually meringues Pretty cool yeah because, like separating out the egg yolk can be annoying. Actually it's not that bad either.

It literally takes like three seconds. Okay, woman. Stop eating egg. You crackers get the egg separator.

How does it work any other way? Otherwise there you go and then it will catch it. Oh that's amazing! You can't get it. Are you ready? Yes, i'm ready to have my mind. Blown i'm ready to be severely disappointed, so you stick it in between.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, moment of truth, whoa um that little attachment fell off. Are there egg shells in here? What did you you just put the microphone into the egg? Oh my god wait. How do you get the eggshell out now? Oh, my god! This is really awkward, okay, nice. So this time i'm gon na get just the yolk.

Okay, all right, ready, yeah! Oh hey! Did it work yeah it worked. Do i just have the yolk yeah? Hey, let's go somewhere like oh there you go hey! That's that's pretty good! Oh no! That's pretty cool, pretty cool, but this is really unnecessary. I mean technically you can kind of just uh. Oh wow, no shells either you're, actually pretty good at that.

Aren't you sure this egg is done? This is the part. I don't believe wow, that's a beautifully cooked egg. Oh wait! It ripped it ripped. The egg in half, though, is it because we under did the egg yeah? I don't think it was cooked all the way.

Next up we have the egg pod more egg related things. If you love hard-boiled eggs but hate watching water boil, then tediously peeling off shells, you need eggpot a new kind of microwave egg. My mom got me this wait seriously: yeah perfectly cooked egg. Did you use it? Yes? Was it good? No simply shake in the egg pod and the shell slides right off.

Okay, that's pretty smart! I can see that work design. I assume you kind of get like um, mcdonald's kind of eggs, no broken egg, whites, no peeling and no watching a pot. How are you peeling that egg have you ever heard of like rinsing it in water first allowing the water to get into the shell pop it in the microwave and enjoy a healthy breakfast on the gutter? That's a businessman that has no time to cook fashion way when you can, he needs pot with eggplant. Well, let's bust out our pod fill it up egg pod microwave time, nine, nine minutes all right, we're literally sacrificing every egg we have now.

These are the last eggs that we have that's crazy. I i've never microwaved anything for nine minutes before all right. So during this video, our microphone wouldn't plug properly into our camera. So we lost a lot of audio, and here we are to commentate after the fact and react to it like it's a reaction - video, oh my god, because i love camera gear.

Man love that here's the egg pond, oh yeah, it's done! Nine minutes has passed this hot as hell. How is anybody supposed to even like hold on to it? Yeah, i'm like absolutely terrified of opening this thing. It's going to give me the biggest hottest steamy facial you're, going to because i've ever had just one sideburn wait. I finally boom there.

It goes the fish i've been waiting for, and i shook it a little too much in the ad they made. It seem like you just peel off this, the shell really easily um. That was 100, not the case. Okay, it was hard as hell.

It was burning. My fingers. I was like this ain't gon na work out. Let me bring my water over, so at the end of the day, you still got ta peel it like you, do normal eggs, okay and then we taste it and it's actually not bad.

The yolk was still pretty soft. Everything was pretty soft. I couldn't really tell too huge of a difference if you just boiled it versus did this, but what i could tell was that the eggs i think, were past their expiration date by quite a while. So and that's that's what i told genie, oh this! Next one's really good too, it's called easy butter.

Everyone loves butter, but getting it out of the fridge out of the wrap and onto your food is a real hassle. How burnt is your toast man that you were able to rip it in half? Oh, i thought she destroyed the plate, i'm like what is happening and onto your food. Okay, dude how's your physically possible introducing easy butter, the fast easy! Oh, yes, the family-friendly music. That's totally awesome! Dude, that's cool! That's actually, like pretty nice, hey honey! You didn't put enough butter in this, so i'll just add it all myself.

What are you eating over there timmy is that cereal? You need some butter on top of that and give a simple click with a perfect pat size. Every time guarantee i got ta admit, though, that's a pretty healthy amount of butter like it's, not an overkill amount deal with yucky crumbs again, and i do agree like you, prepped chopping, cold, butter's annoying, and that makes it super for sandwiches because, like then, you have To wash plates and stuff - but i guess you'll have to wash that fantastic for fish, you actually don't have to wash it because it just goes in the fridge like that is basically your butter container too and kids absolutely love it. I love butter and every easy butter. What i love butter, how come like every product is like ten dollars, but it's it's ten dollars, there's two payments of ten dollars.

Ten dollars is enough to make a person be like okay, i'll give it a shot, because if you say it's like 20, oh instantly, no, no, no! No! 15! Oh no! No! 10.! Even if it sounds kind of doable. You know i could lose 10. So, first things: first, you know we have our. What is this challenge? Orlando lakes? It's it's pretty like run-of-the-mill butter that anyone would get at the grocery store and we would try and fit into the hole, and it's like are you goddamn kidding me like? Is this? Actually, where you're supposed to insert the butter, my butter's, not even unnaturally steak or girthy by any means it's a standard like regulation, size, butter, okay, so now like well, if it doesn't fit, then you know, like you, got ta force it in gemini but uh.

It's! It's kind of like gushing on the sides and it just becomes like a real greasy sticky mess just like cream like coming out of that hole. It's not easy. It's just something called easy butter. It really is not easy.

It's hard it's quite hard and then, when i open it, there's this thing at the end, it's completely blocking the hole that the butter's supposed to come out of turn another something you have to remove. First, before you stick in the butter, so we just spent like five minutes trying to remove this butter that we jammed just as hard as like goddamn could, with my jam, 12-inch arms, and at this point this whole device is just lubricated to hell, like you can't. Even hold on to it, there's so much butter essence and grease all over it all right. Next product we have the slim away.

This is the part where we turn genie into a super mega model as if she wasn't already a super mega model. This is perfect because i want to eat snackos, but i'm gon na slim away. We all want a flattering figure, but you can't look slim and trip when your waist keeps getting bigger. Oh no, diet! Oh no exercise takes forever, but now you can get slimming wait.

That was the worst thanks boy. I give up this extras takes forever, but now you can get slim and trim instantly. Oh, my god is that even the same lady slim away slims your figure just zip it up uncomfortably. That's how or your pants it's just a corset, but for stomachs.

Where do you think corsets are for oh great, it's just it's literally just a corset. Yeah delivers amazing results. What was it? It gave her six pack, abs, dude yeah, what what give her six pack abs, the baffle, wrap fabric seals in your natural body, heat to elevate, perspiration and help you shed water weight faster for men and women. Ah, i see so it makes you hot, so you sweat away the fat just work out with the sweater on you can't choose where your fat comes off of it's like.

Oh, if i just like purposefully, sweat like my right arm, like all the fat, is gon na start melting off my right arm. Best of all, nobody knows you're wearing it. Not even your friends look slim and trim at work or on the go. It's so comfortable.

You never know when you're wearing it deep secret. My secret wait: okay, but after the dinner day right and then these things get steamy and then he opens it and he opens the slim away and it just goes it slim away for just ten dollars quarters. It's always ten dollars. Oh no, the packaging looks pretty cool, seems legit yeah.

Why are you looking at my stomach? Your top pop all right guys. I need you to slim this away. Oh hey. Watch.

Watch me swim away. Watch me slim into disappearance. Oh my god. Wait, you have to do it above below the shirt you idiot watch me disappear guys.

This zipper is cheap. Oh there you go there, you go there, you go now. You wow i've slimmed away. Does henry look slimmer than normal? You you look the same.

I look. The same yeah this is the most uncomfortable i've ever worn in my life, call the course set woman. You don't understand all the time now give me 12 seconds later. Do it do it? Do it slowly, let's go wow genie, you're, so much hotter.

Already we slim away i, what is your stomach here, just put leave it on for the rest of the day, you got ta perspire burn off the fat. Are you calling me fat? No. Is there a reason why you bought this? It's for experimentation. Why don't you want to die? It's for experimentation.

You want to die. I want to turn around for you. It certainly keeps your posture. Okay.

Now i can't really slouch easily whoa. Look at that that don't look slim away all right. Next, we have the very famous chic weight, ladies, when you put on that sleeveless dress. What's the first thing that sticks out our arms are the problem area that we never seem to be able to find the solution, for i have those two till now, with the shape weight, shake weight, is the flat busting break because you trimmed your arms and shaped Your shoulders at the same time - yes, definitely oh, my gosh.

I can feel the definition. It looks so wrong. Work out. You just shake it back.

That's unreal dude! They knew what they were doing when they made this tiffany stop tiffany. Please try to help just so. You could see women across the world do this and it's like pointing right at their face to like right between their breasts ready like if they just want like. Oh, i don't think it looks good anywhere.

Honestly, you can't use this without looking wrong. It's not possible! Oh, my god, oh my god! Oh my god! It's here you have to be like. Oh my god, why are you so good at that? There was a microphone in the way. Do that again, when i use the shake weight, i feel good about myself and really feel pumped up.

That's what it is when the girls do it now look at the camera in week. I don't, i don't get it like. What's what's the purpose of this, like? What's this dynamic inertia like what's the point of that, just keep doing it baby just keep doing it. You don't need to know.

I should have bought two sorry yeah. It's like now. Look at it! Oh, my god, like the only way for this to work, is, if you literally do the goth. At that rate, a lot of guys will be like.

Why use a shake weight when you could just excuse me, i have a shake wave baby, also like. Why did they say that this is for, ladies, only like why why can't men shave off arm fat like we have arm fat too, like i have a lot of it? Why? Why can't i use this product? Is it gay to use this product? We still wait there there's a dude that does it. Let's get started with our shake weight process. I got these muscles using this shake weight only and that's it with one hand, on top of the other and elbows in we are going to shake for 60 seconds.

Oh, my god, it looks okay and strength of your chest. Biceps triceps no doesn't wow. This guy is my personal trainer. I watch him every day with my shake weight.

Dude. That's that's unreal! Shake your leg henry! What are you doing? We have the counterfeit extreme shake. That's the solution, shake up your in your body, slim firm and shake it away with power, fit extreme the breakthrough, oscillation system that helps all of your muscles from the moment you step on it produces extreme vibrations. You could be watching tv, but you do feel the workout.

It's incredible. It works you out or you don't feel like you're working out. I feel like all these products are even the people that, like are too lazy to work out, but they don't like their body and they want to yeah exactly something about it. That's the exact people that that would be stupid enough to fall for this.

Other machines are bulkier expensive and require exhausting exercises where in the world, do you see a three thousand six hundred dollar machine? Forty, nine, nine? It's not ten dollars to the power fit deluxe! No dude! This cost me a hundred dollars. Are you serious? This is like one of the most expensive things i bought yeah. I think it's cuz, i didn't buy it like immediately yeah, it's the exclusive tv offer. I bought it online.

It's basically an entire body shake weight at this moment. Okay, let's do that. I'm curious! Okay. This is a speed one.

Oh my god, dude you look at her leg, shaking, oh, my god, she's, actually shaking like a really violent way. I need to touch this. I could. These are the physics we've been waiting for.

These are the jiggle physics in real life. Here let me turn the speed up. No, let me stop. No, please don't turn it up.

Wait, i'm actually i'm actually getting sore. Oh, are you really yeah? You put your feet over here right inside, i put it on the outside wow. I think you're shaking a lot more now that it's on the outside. Do you see what i mean? Why do you like it? I can feel my individual ass cheeks bouncing it kind of feels like it's working out.

I like how it modifies whoa. Can we do? No, i'm not sore, though really yeah like how in the world does this work you out. Let's, let's up it, some more wait. How fast does it go? Oh, the sound! Oh, my god we're reaching 69.

holy. Oh, i can feel my entire body vibrated. Shall we go faster? Should we go all the way, okay, bring it off, let's go you're at 99.. Oh, do you think you're losing weight? I don't know.

I just feel like i'm experiencing a really bad earthquake. Now my voice is really up and the room is shaking now you want to get off, it's pretty fun. It's like a fun experience. I don't know if it does anything for working out, but all right.

Next up, we have the thigh master by suzanne summers. This is from 1991. great legs. Thank you.

How do you get them? I used to do. Aerobics till i dropped. Then i found thigh master every single time. You squeeze your spine master.

You strengthen and tone right where you need it. So it's easy to squeeze squeeze your way to shapely, hips and thighs. I thought i'd never fit into these jeans again. Thank you, thigh master.

Thank you, director master and use it the secret to shapely. Yes, with just the right resistance want to tone your upper chest and arms, the thigh master will give you excellent results. We may not have been born with great legs, but now we can look like we were do. What are you, what a sales pitch huh, this one's actually 20? This was before.

They realized that ten dollars they said, send check or money order too yeah all right, so forget working aerobics for hours until you drop dead, just spread your legs just keep spreading them. As much as you can - oh, my god - oh oh, my god, hi yeah i'll do the bicep one. I don't understand. I think you just you put it between your thighs.

What are you laughing at? I don't know i'm a glorious, butterfly genie. It hurts it hurts. It doesn't even work because, like it's more of the pain of this, oh yeah spread the legs, keep going. It's not that bad.

Do you feel like you're working out, though, like really bad at this exercise, though, like i've never been good at spreading legs, i mean they work like really small muscles, but there's no way that something like this is actually going to give you nice legs. If you want nice legs, i assume you have to squat or something did you just hit your balls? I hit my bone. Like you see this bone, i hit it against the other one. Oh no.

You want to try closing legs, i'm afraid that ball's going to pop off and kill you. I don't like the position you're in right now, uh, you know those poor thumbnails are like means. Your face is like supporting me feels awkward. How come when suzanne summers did his shoe looks elegant, but when we do it, it's like super hot and elegant and then when we do it, it just looks really awkward all right and the final fitness product.

That's going to bring you to your goals of achieving the perfect model body is called the gym form duo. Are you saying something about my body and that you're not happy with it in my form, yeah you're already like upper echelon, but if you wanted to just get like, maybe one percent better, you might want to consider the gym form duo. If you want to have a toned body, the easy and quick way you need gym, form duo this one's even easier. It targets specific muscles and vibrates them.

You don't even have to step on a platform or set any speeds. You literally just attach it to your body and it just jiggles you into your your ribs. I think i know the real reason people buy this product there you go see all the women have it attached to their ass. I, like my ass as it is.

Thank you very much. You have kim k's booty overnight. What if this is just like a straight up, scam, and it is actually even worse honestly, if you think about like look at this device. Are you telling me that this is both gon na start pulsating, but it looks kind of different from that one and it doesn't even turn on dude.

This is a straight up. Scam properly put the batteries in the lit up did absolutely nothing yeah, i mean look at the reviews. It attempted to work for half a second after i opened it and that was it wouldn't waste the money. This wait and then you take the you.

Take the thing off: it has this adhesive, so you can only use it once. Basically, no you just keep reusing the same adhesive. What yep can we at least put it on your answer? Okay, do you want to shake it manually? Stick it up there. You go all right, we can't show any of these.

This is all getting sensitive god. Damn it wait. Can i stick this on your pecs yeah. Stick! Another text is it working? Ah, i can feel the gains.

Oh, oh henry got titty. Now. How could you do this? I spent how much money did it spend on this? It was 15 yeah. It makes sense, i'm so disappointed.

I am not surprised i'll say that that is so sad. Well. Thank you henry because a lot of products i'd, i would see on tv and then i'd be like it's mostly a scam city, phil no flex table is not, except for phil he's the real one, not vince, though that guy you shamwell. Thank you so much for watching see you next time.

Peace.