All right are you ready for some unexpected posts? I love your biceps they're, very soft and plush. You smell like sweat, yeah. It's because i played tennis in this and i didn't take it off since then, and yet you burrowed your sweaty stink in my stuff. No, no, no, no posing as the girl who stole her man four years ago, the dog stole the boy pretty solid, pose there.

It's not quite the legs. The legs are nice. You got it, you guys split it more open. That's why she got the boy yeah spread your legs you're, just not as cute.

I'm sorry bro, just sampled a painting. Are you like slightly modifying it every time, chicken pieces? Oh, oh! What all from that one painting, that's impressive! That actually looks like art. Can i actually get this painting like blown up, so i can put this in my house, who am i speaking to this? Is the owner of the house? Is your brother-in-law supposed to be here? Yes, he is, did my neighbor's call? I forgot to tell them no um. No, there there's some sort of mix-up, i'm sure he'll tell you the full story, but no one's in any trouble and we'll let him come on in okay, perfect! Thank you, hey man yeah.

What happened? I feel bad. I jumped your neighbor's fence thinking it was your house so yeah. He called the cops on me. Understandably, i like how he's like still talking to him like through the intercom like he doesn't come in, to tell him personally just wearing like a full-on like suit.

He's got like a button-up shirt like tucked in he's still jumping fences, respect gender reveal a girl. Is that literally, why he made the ticket like this? It's actually kind of brilliant. Aren't you able to do it, though you can make yeah for a second. You can make it happen, barely for a second no, but i want full.

Like i mean you could also, you know i can't lose a few chromosomes and henry oh y'all talk about batmobile that looks sick, that's hilarious! It makes a lot of sense. Joker would be the guy, that's like i'm just gon na steal the batmobile chaos. I think. Maybe it's like disney that owns that sorry marvel and then they're, just like hey.

If we don't transport it around, the driver has to be the joker marvel decent cardio at the gym. If there's that much oil in that, i thought it's water, oh maybe it is water it hit and literally covered, like the entire gym. From my experience, it means you did a good job and she'll be back for more well. I got six one thousand um votes, i mean i thought it was good, but like people are staying, this is like the number one best comment ever made on the internet.

I was like the girls probably aren't very impressed because you busted so early i'll, give that ten thousand likes, maybe five thousand okay. She likes some respect for men. Let's see mateo. What would you have said because dino on the point, what would you have said? The wisdom yeah it sounded a little too smart for a four-year-old right, like do four-year-olds, even know the word idealized.

I didn't know that when i was four what the yeah no but the kid's right men are not perfect. They have a lot of flaws. What about women? Is there a perfect woman alicia, because it's kitty, it's genie of course, shut up a runaway altercation, oh oh, that was smooth. Is this supposed to show like how nice these jeans are like they stretch? Those are nice jeans very well synchronized.

This is very satisfying to watch yeah, i've almost finished mine and you're. Just chugging yours, like your little baby, huh you're, an english guy. You guys drink beer for a living over there, because you've got some of the worst food in the world over there. The top 10 restaurants in the world are in london and what kind of food do they make french? He was like? Oh i'm invested.

He even has two of it, but it's so true too, like the british are obsessed with french fruit like what really is a british dish, fish and chips, bangers and mash, there's like only so much you can do how much money would you take to suck to Suck damn is she trans or is it a dude man i'll take a chance for free, but you can't pay me just like. I got 100 100 mil in a briefcase right now. You can't buy my pride i'll. Do that for free and she's sexy, so you're going to suck a trans girl for free? I already have.

I think this is great, because that leaves you know the actual woman to like men that don't want to suck trans self-defense tutorial. Today, i'm going to be demonstrating how to defend yourself if your mom ever comes swinging at you with a sandal. This right here is my brother he's going to be playing my mom, but now you have wrist control. Wrist control is move now, she's disarmed and you have full control.

Hey nice show me: okay, guys um. This is my actual mom one more time. So let's say she swings at you right dude. They look like you ragged on physics.

Is that real right, the best self-defense is taking out a gun anymore? Oh the derrick, yeah yeah, the derrick. You got risk control and then you just got your gun. Sedation worries here. When was the last time you ever saw someone with the ymca, when we last saw these asking the real questions, i think you don't even care, that's like genie on a regular basis, which is not even high on laughing.

Did you remember that one video where we talked about your hamster dying? Well, that's just like broke down it. Wasn't your fault dude. It wasn't your fault, it's okay, but i don't know. Sometimes i feel like you're, like really emotional, about like the most random things and i'm just like, oh my god, she's being serious like oh no dude, that's so real too! That's like not even acting like you.

You can't fake that it's just genuinely distraught that she didn't care about the ymca i like how she keeps doing it. Yeah he's so cute, what hell yeah, and now he ruined your face. It's not even that funny yeah, so you deserve. I mean this part is kind of funny that is funny, but what the girls thought was stuff.

Oh, my god, let's just ruin someone's taste, that's probably expensive to even get, but i assume she took it pretty well because she posted on her own tick tock unless she's, just like clout hungry and she wanted the views. The flash thinking he's the fastest man alive. Somehow the cameraman is always able to catch up to everybody and in fact the cameraman will overtake him, so he could get a french shot. Yeah haven't there been like literal, like races where the cameraman is like right there with erasers yeah this one.

You remember this. This is like actual athletes and he's keeping up with them while holding a camera. That's like one of those like 10 pound cameras with a gimbal and everything. Even all the racers are like holy yeah they're like oh, my god, can someone like take that camera off him and see how fast he can actually run it's anybody's right? Can anyone catch with again this guy's freaking out wait a second i'm supposed to be the athlete here i mean given that that was probably at the end of a very grueling race, but still very impressive, but also that is really distracting.

What what is happening. Someone keeps eating my hidden chipotle, so i ordered the carrizo bowl and crushed the ghost pepper in it. Oh that's the bitter bastard that was eating it. Who sounds like that sounds like a machine fully deaf.

I can't hear anything at all, but i love feeling the vibration through my body. I really enjoy it and that's how i learned to listen to music. So my mom went ahead and bought a new, sound system and i loved it. You could feel the bass.

It was so strong, the windows were shaking, it felt so good. So one day we stopped by the store. I didn't care about the store, so i stayed in the car and my mother went into the store and i sat there and i was bored and i thought oh yeah. We have the new system, i turned it on.

I turned it all the way up and i loved it. I could feel the car shaking i was having so much fun. I was dancing at what point, are you sure that's sign language, or is he just like amazing? He's really expressive in his sign language and that's really cool one car drove by and there's a stranger, a man and he rolled down his window and he looked at me and i was just imagining he must be like wow. You have such a nice system.

You must be playing a great song and i was like yeah and i started dancing to him and another person pulled up. It was a woman same thing. I pointed at her and kept dancing and i was like i wonder what this song is and when my mother came out of the store she started laughing. Oh no, she came and sat next to me and i was like what am i listening to you're listening to npr talk, radio he's dancing to like a news: video public radio.

It's like this morning on highway 405 big craft was like in other news. A store was robbed, a parent having a bad time. Oh something got caught on his on his throat, so she's pushing it back up, makes sense, but it's hurting god. There you go there.

You go all the pain, oh honey, it's okay! There we go the is that, oh, hopefully he can feel like grateful. You know. Hopefully he knows what's going on, or else he's just like this girl's, a dick christopher lee is scarier than saruman. You ought to see me with a 357 magnum light blaster when romtang rises up and comes up behind sarah to stab him um.

Of course, it was my job as director to talk to christopher lee and to explain to him what i what i wanted. So i started to go into this long explanation about what sort of sound he should make when he got stabbed. I seem to recall that i did say to peter: have you any idea what kind of noise happens when somebody is stabbed in the back, and i said because i do it's not it's not. I like that.

It's because the breath is driven out of your body. He used to be in the the super service, whatever they were called the oss. He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise that they make, and so i just sort of didn't push the subject any further. I just said that does sound right.

That just sounds very accurate. That makes a lot of sense. You don't want to know why, because he stabbed many people in the back he's like. I know what people sound like when i kill them.

I don't want to know that you're terrifying. He killed people when he says, because i do. Oh, my god he's having another baby, mom uh-uh. No, no! You said you were dying stuck.

You said you were dying. Oh she's, hyped. What is what is wrong with you people? Why are you so happy all the time like the dichotomy, one is like yeah and one is like what mother father? Why is your pull out game so weak? Can you please father people always ask me why i work out so much hi. Ladies, hey sweetie, isn't he charming that seems so genuine not to impress the ladies suppress the ladies and mothers and their mothers? When will i get the admiration of grandmas everywhere? I don't think i'll ever get it.

I don't remember this harry potter, movie, hermione wha. What you do here, what do you mean come on harry shoulder girl, it's about harry you're, a virgin harry, oh boy, you're, a virgin she's, a virgin harry professor. Did i stutter harry. I need to know where this is from.

Oh everyone's going to want to know where this is from all right, that's going to be it for our unexpected leave a like. If you want to know where you want to know where this is from, and we both know it's not harry potter. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace! Thank you! So much.