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What a brutal ring, Huh? I Know we're bad at camping, but I don't think you get worse than that. Oh my God that's so funny though. Let's hope you didn't leave the baby in there. This girl attempts to pull a prank at the drive-thru but then gets Uno reversed.

She's like yeah, that's right I do only fans on the side dude. the guy behind him is like best you of my life is one attempting to be Barbers and do hair I don't know if that's proper technique I Don't think they have any clue what they're doing. This attempt at hitting the Gatorade me the world is this man's attempt at being a goalie while being on his phone. Ow ow, it worked.

He didn't score a point. his head did the blocking this. Dad Attempting to show off his pogo stick skills. A big man.

The scream is what gets me every time this seagull attempting to swipe this ice cream cone. He's patient. He's steady. He's going in somehow.

She has no clue what's going on, but really excellent control in the wind. I Guess that's why he's a sequel. Two girls practice their catwalk only to realize they've been caught on camera. Norway Actually that looks like Casper's sister Charot on the right and cousin Josephine on the left.

Girls: we have cameras everywhere here at the United cup. Yes, be very careful about what you're doing. Ah good fun. They're a lovely family.

Very, that's the best walk out you could do. Thank God they weren't like twerking to like the stadium. did you ever think you'd be in America It was her dream before she got here I Think that was never my dream. What in America Yes, why do you? that was my dream is everybody from Ukraine was in America Juy like a lot of Ukrainian women just try and get a guy to get them to America am I right? I Don't like that so much hearing because it's about my country.

It's kind of same stereotypes. Like many people think that American is so stupid. What is this? Editing Just make it as awkward as possible. So does she mean like she's like I Actually just want to be here because I love you? Yeah, she's here for true love.

Then that's great to sell a pen. Okay I Want to try something? Send me this pen sir. This is a marker. Okay, um, sell me that marker.

Do you need a marker? Uh well. I Actually don't need a marker right now. Then why do you want me to sell the marker? Because I Want to test to see if your sales skills are good sir. if you don't need something, why the hell would I sell something to you? Oh sh If a customer does not need a thing I will never sell a thing to.

Oh no, he's a good person because my father used to always say believe what you want to sell before you sell. just give me that pen back. My father would not be proud. Give me the pen back is a marker.

He's like I invited the wrong motherucker to this podcast. But yeah, he makes a good point. It's like all the sleev bags are the ones that are salesman, right? Nobody really wants to be a Salesman you're a Salesman because you're desperate and you want money. People who actually aspire to be Jordan Bel both Bel and whatever Fort from Wolf of Wall Street it's not actually a great thing I think the guy like went to jail.

yeah I think that's the message of this the movie and I think he's still scamming people to this day. Oh my god, When will y'all learn? Yeah, don't be him. Don't sell that pen Never Surrender to the tyranny. What is Trump doing here on this shirt? This is his mug shot gotcha.

So that was taken when he surrendered to authorities to have his picture taken. Huh? This poor fella man. He didn't surrender to the authority he chose to. He chose to just put his hands up and wear the handcuffs himself to tick tock dance.

Oh oh what? like I appreciated good jiggle physics, but that was like it went too far I was like oh yeah, that was a bit raged all there I appreciate the spunk though that she went at it so hard that it broke a bone when she recovers. Man, these tick thoughts better watch out. she's about to wipe the floor of all them. Didn't order a Refurbished Thanks to you.

This product has a second life. C Selling refurbished is brand new this Amazon you can probably like return it and be like I yeah they'll take it back to be a Tik Tok prankster. Get Your money Jesus yo that's terrifying. This literally looks like a crank.

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God I'm just going to physically assault somebody in broad daylight with a hoodie who you? Fu but what's the point of this prank? I Absolutely love that everyone just G like ganged up to be the him. Yeah, what a great response do you press The Pedestrian On the sidewalk yo yo! People are doing podcasts in public No I tapped it just to say don't stop right there You stop right in the sidewalk is a tap bro. Don't bro, don't do that to my car bro. What's wrong with you bro.

Is this real? You going to take out a gun and shoot me Now? Is this really happening? Yeah I'm talking to you like an adult one adult talk. oh that's new to you. Okay oh all right bro. why did you post that? You look so bad? You had like nothing good to say.

no rhetoric nothing. He just opened up your and just wet and dry. He was all charismatic and smiley and and you just blubbered and the only thing he was you, this can't be happening that time Chef Gordon Ramsey made pad tie for a Thai Chef what do you want to know from me? Ask me well how is it H oh oh no look at that face. This is not tat at all.

straight up snarled he got so offended. The thing is like most of these like famous Western chefs don't know how to make Asian food the way Asians like to enjoy it and you would only know if you were like tired. you spin a lot of time in the country like if you go to Thailand that dude's got a totally different palette than you like. He just adds a gallon of fish sauce to his noodles and he's like this is it.

That's what it's supposed to taste like to not even say the N word I'm Are you serious bro I'm not even going to say the end word black guy. This is one of my favorite videos. Sur Fries in Black Guy you black guy, you sound soing dorky I Love it to eat publicly as a celebrity that must be so like terrible is that? Gwen Stefani or is it? Justin Bieber I Don't know honestly who that is. Where's that? Eminem I'm shocked that he even like went out to eat in public.

It's always the young females. you'll never see like a grown man standing there unless he has like a a poster that he wants to sign to resell for money to make a dance. FD uhoh oh she going to show him up. Let's go.

let's fing go sweetie, you're embarrassing yourself. Give this woman a tick talk page. let play basketball with your dad. Oh he got some handles and oh the fake out the behind the back.

you may have the stamina young one but I've got the smarts. These kids are weak these days. Come back to me when you're at least a pan. Even then I'll smash your ass hide behind a tree in North Korea Move about freely but they seem reserved.

certainly where of us. maybe even worried they're being watched. There's some man just standing behind a tree like man slave strangely peering at us every few seconds. oh my.

God I will catch something slip up from you American and I will tell Kim Jong-un and then he will give me the position of Governor for my services to feed straight cats. We got a call that somebody was out here. feeding the cats. You have your driver's license with you man.

yall have three cop course because I'm feeding cats always. We always do this formerly truck P From this area. this is public property all right. Mr Roberts Apparently they've had an issue with you out here before with the cats.

I Feed them. We've been trying to trap them and we get them neutered and then get them homes. So we're trying to give the city a favor. The city has asked you multiple times not to do this and now you're trespassing.

I'm sitting in my car on the property. It's pretty clear what your intent is. Okay, we're going to have to take you to jail Jesus Christ Sry I'm going to have to get your step out. Okay, you all are unbelievable.

Hold on, where are you going? I'm going to give her my car keys so she can get my car to my house here. Give it to that officer right there. he'll hey it's going to get ugly if you don't stop. What The just threatened an 8-year-old Grandma he like I will beat the out of you Grandma I Don't care if you got arthritis, if your bones are brittle as hell, you disrespect me one more time.

you're ask going on this floor to Naruto run onto the street like right now? Yo you all right bro? yo? you good? I was like when is he going to do it cuz his car is getting awfully close. that might be like the cringiest car hit I've ever seen this kid was trying to get out of final I Feel it. That's what Genies wanteded to do all her life. Yeah, this is my fantasy every time.

Yeah, like it honestly looked like he was waiting for I think he was trying to prove to his friends that a Naruto run indeed go faster than light. There's no s out here Bro you're bloody wearing sunglasses. look look look look, it's not your car in it because you're taking picture with the girl on the car that's awward. You can't take picture of the car bro.

don't sit inside it I Want to sit inside? No you can't sit inside it I no no no, it's fine. Look, look look I unlock Caro I Unlock Caro Go go inside. Go inside Bro I unlock Car go inside. Oh he's going to it right when he gets there slow.

This can't be real dude. Oh God These people look so stupid TTI A plastic bag without being an ass. Wait. but what about the plastic? Wait guys, you're going to pick up that plastic right? Yeah, he's he's picking them up.

Oh wait, who who is this guy? The clean up up guy. Probably. why did you drop it? Why didn't you just like lift it back up Yeah, these to steal the tip money. He didn't even get it.

He got mad at her too cuz he's like what the F like? what kind of tip jar works like that? Good reaction time on her part. Oh yeah, that's crazy that you would get mad at that rather than being embarrassed and just leave. Bye kid. Oh okay.

thought there was like a sea monster. Oh yep Nessie I like oh my God there's something in there. you're just going to die Nessie My mom's reaction after I got stranded. bus isn't coming Okay I think it's just like she's just trying to like update you on what she's doing.

she was in Mexico so there was really nothing she could do. Yeah, it's it's like when you're on vacation and every text you send is like an update. Pick to be an uncle tortur him. Do you want me to go? Ouch! I'm sure that's how a lot of adults feel, but they can't do that.

Wow, what were you doing to be like by a 2-year-old Came in drunk and saw the oven was on so obviously I turned it off. Turns out that was cooking beef slowly overnight and I ruin Christmas Hold on, not the beef. dude. that's kind of on your dad though.

Yeah, that would have broken my heart if I were roasting a prime rib for Christmas and just didn't happen. Oh I I think I might Cy a manly tear Urgent call off for an electrician in Dunan I Accidentally on purpose ripped out the Wi-Fi from the wall last night having a meltdown of teenage gaming hours but desperately need to work today on my PC yeah I didn't think that through. Willing to pay extra if there is anyone here who can come immediately to rewire solder and whatever needs doing to attach wires back. so I can work today.

Help please I Need my Internet ASAP No, don't do it. nobody. Do this. Let her reap her what she has SED to find the phone.

Oh think I where it could possibly be. That's got to be the worst case of this I've ever seen where everyone forgets once in a while but like to be using it for a flashlight for that period of time. but that would be the equivalent like Henry I can't on my phone I was like did you try calling hold on oh my God I don't know where it is. just open my exas filets to cook dinner.

you know sand is coal and like biology videos they show like this is a heart with smoke. Yeah this is what your liver looks like 30 hours after you consumed gas station nachos. Hey I mean it could be edible like it's dry age. Now that's what that is.

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No, think about it. We were born in 1994 and we're 40 years old. Oh yeah, so it must have been 40 years ago. Yeah, Oh yeah.

where did 10 years of my life go? Time flies. Dude. Well that sucks. My gosh, we should show our picture.

That's what I was thinking too. We should actually legitimately show a picture. Yep, Mhm. this thing was inside of the crate underneath her.

Yeah, and somehow it's outside. and then this. Her crate moved back a couple inches the carpet and it got diagonal too. Beyond This fabric here.

the bottom of this got ripped, ripped all the way into the concrete foundation of the house. Yep, that's our well. That sucks. Got my daughter a penguin to track for Christmas He's dead and the kids all thought it was hilarious.

Got my adult daughter who likes Penguins a penguin to sponsor that came with a token bracelet. Larry The penguin was tracked daily by his tracker until it was likely his timely death on December 11th. I Guess we don't think of these things. Her siblings thought it was absolutely hilarious that we got her a dead penguin.

Well, I mean like, what do you expect? It's Mother Nature These things die all the time. They have to like jump off 50ft cliffs in Raging Waters get picked off by seagulls to feed their young and then they don't even have like phones like it's impossible to like even get back to their families. Downgraded on overbooked flight and given a perfect view of people enjoying the live flat seats. We: PID for what they're always overbooking, it's not an accident.

yeah. I'm pretty sure he got like a lot of money for not taking those seats. It's a refund at the very minimum cuz like if nobody accepts it then they start like like ramping up right. They're like we'll give you guys like $200 $300 any takers, hoddle, don't Diamond hands got a hle Everyone's got a hoddle.

That's how you guys get the best deals. Make those Airlines pay for milk them overbooking. There goes his 300 00 airbag for cyclists. Wait for real.

just cuz he's slightly tripped. He has to buy a new one like that's not reusable I assume not now. On our way to work, stopped here at the tracks and yeah I don't know where the rest of the train is but oh it got lost. it's attached I think they forgot something.

Scrap it for parts. it's yours now. Finders Keepers This is a great day. You have tanks.

Yeah, can't you drive one of those babies? You know what the MSRP on each of these babies are. What? $2 million I could buy a house? yo! Great timing guys. Nice. Hell Yes! I Like that they were able to recognize that too.

life sentence. This dude looks goofy as hell running. Got to go to jail for this $30 pack of beer to hunt an easy prey. a the Kitt's like hey, what's up dude that the bird's eyes look so sad he's like it's what? What the is this sorcery? What is this black magic? The cat's like I think I will go hide now I don't like that bird.

He scares me a little bit I kind of feel horrible for the bird cuz now every time he sees a prey he's going to be gaslighting himself. He's like I'm a failure. Yeah, Cat was right there visibly right there and I couldn't get him I don't deserve to reproduce. Update: Not successful.

Unfortunately, a recent software update was not successful. Your vehicle cannot be driven. Please call customer support dude. Computers fail randomly.

Why do I want my car to turn into a computer? Well, this is what happens when you want like computer features in your car. turn the power back on and off, do a computer reset. Do you have the Windows installation CD Clean your fans to film Black Friday Wait so what? Wait, Why oh my. God He's going to get all the best deals.

Is it? Because like you know, like Cyber Monday everything's online now as opposed to the mobs that led to a lot of deaths and crushing of people I Prefer this Neor left their mark on the new Road Oh, this neighbor appears to have gone around the barrier because their need to get home and apparently leaving it was more important than everyone else on the street who has to see this every day going forward. like so they paved a new road. It's not drying. Yeah, it's not.

There's always those A-holes that think only of themselves can they make him pay for the repavement of this road. They have his address address. it's that house over there. Yeah, he's like, how did you figure me out I would have gotten away with it if it Wen for those goddamn tracks I Had no idea an exam was happening.

Finished in 30 minutes without studying. goodbye GPA You took your final exam by accident and you got a 6% What? If this is a good professor, they would give you a chance cuz look, you were. you were an A student. How do you not know that an exam was happening? Maybe he thought that was the final exam, but there was like a final final exam.

There was like an Omega exam. I am a very forgetful person but even I don't forget final exists. Oh it's Christmas Eve You caught Scarlet fever, are you Beth oh my. God We just watched little woman like yesterday and the girl Beth dies from scarlet fever and we googled if it were still possible to get scarlet fever and we figured out that you can and that this man has it.

It's very rare though. Henry She died. Are you going to be okay? dude? Henry She didn't have access to modern medicine. Oh yeah, that is pretty important.

There was no penicillin back then. Very organ. Very organ. Trail Are you a Victorian Street AR Yeah, right.

like I Didn't even know this thing still happened. Same view from my apartment taken a year apart. Wow, what a sunset. Oh, but there's construction.

Mhm. What are they building? Oh no, it's a megala complex. Well, they sure do build quickly. Never buy a place for the view unless you own the view.

It wasn't that great a view. Well yeah, because it's just a construction s to touch his wife's hand. Why do she look so sad? Oh oh that's A. there are cameras.

Isn't this like kind of realistic though. How many married couples do you know where? The wife's not upset at the husband, my mom, and dad? Well, that's cuz they're unicorns. Genie It's pretty normal for a wife to be upset at their husband. at least like my mom's been upset with my dad for like the last 40 years.

Looks like someone had a panic attack or a good time. Oh no, that's not a panic attack or a really good time. Why were their hands like white? What was on their hands? Oh, go. Diagnosed with polio at age three Diane Odell Had spent nearly 60 ear in case in a 750 lb iron lung only to die when a power outage shut down the machine that was keeping her alive.

Don't they have backups Is her entire life just watching TV above her. Dude, this is so depressing. Well they have signs for this. caution: iron Lung being used.

Call dispatcher before causing any Interruption it could be. They did have a backup, but eventually it ran out of power. What could go wrong opening every drawer of a toolbox at the same time? Oh, he never thought to close any of them. He's not making that mistake again.

really. Bedroom dressers do the same thing. That's why you have to. Anchor It Are people have filing cabinets that only allow to open one drawer at a time? That's actually really smart cuz they don't want to you to die.

It's a good public service announcement. Look out for your cabinet. It's out to kill you. Drove to an urgent care to have my throat looked at, got an exam room and learned they were only doing tahal visits when they wheel this in then why did you come? exactly? Oh because they need the T done at the location.

Those poor nurses still have to go to work though. Doctor just gets to sit on his lazy ass and be like yeah, so we going to jam a stick in your throat now. All right Peace One What? I Thought was a VR headset in my company exess party the other night. Oh my God Anoculus an Oculus Congrats it's a quest to Elite What did you actually get? Strap with battery Oh it's almost as if they like purposefully wanted to like Jabate you you one of your co-workers is an the person who was in charge thought that it was a full VR headset.

The dude should have known that like oh a $20 item probably isn't the Oculus it's from wish to try and harass woman. oh what's that tag in Hentai called the Ugly Bastard? yeah that's that. that's the Ugly Bastard tag but this isn't Hentai so he doesn't like actually get the girls dogs realized they got carried away with the Ruckus while Mom was trying to take a nap. yo I would be like what the f we Wen to do anything we were just chilling.

we were just beenin chilling. What are we barking at I don't know what you're talking about. what are we barking at? you're in so much trouble Denny Yes Mother What are you barking at Nothing mother, you're so beautiful. go back to bed.

Well you're all so cute but what are you barking at? Dude, they were having like the Littest party in the world. before she came out they were throwing a rager Genie no I think they were Ra. Actually this is a good reason why you shouldn't get multiple dogs. All we ever see are those like oh cute cuddly videos where they just like sit next to each other and like maybe cuddle sleep on each other I'm pretty sure this is the that's going to happen.

Bark up a stor and you'll never be able to sleep again. When our intern put two tickets to St Lucia on the company credit card and how we handle it Danny um IID asked for you to research some cocoa Retreat options for 2024 I Noticed a credit card charge for two flights to St Lucia for December and I'm just curious of what that is. Oh I mean that's just so that we can go and Scout before we actually have the retreat and make sure that that it's like the vibe and you know I mean it looks like the vibe but how will we know unless we've gone ourselves, you know? Oh this sneaky bastard trying to get a free vacation on the company card. it's probably for her and her boyfriend cuz who's the other person who's we? um well so Anna thought it was a really good idea to come with so that she could get some content and get some B-roll You don't see how booking to First Class tickets to St Lucia is a massive way waste of company money I don't know that I would say massive I mean seems like a skit yeah cuz also who is such an idiot that goes like gets first class have diversity in your I was going to say they're all white women.

Is this the Pinterest company meeting? It has to be according to Henry the cooking section of Pinterest company meeting? What could go wrong at the drive-thru everything. damn damn damn back up got oh ah D I Love with these trucks. How they always like commit. they're always I can do this.

Uh if I just keep driving forward babe. Do Not Get Out This car. Do Not Get out This car. He is Going To leave.

Oh oh he ain't going to leave. He's gone. What you mean Go leave. You couldn't say he was trying to leave.

Yeah he's driving like slow. He don't even know how bad. He Just love this. All right let's go to Outback let's go to Outb let's go to Outback we should go to Outback Yeah never been out back.

They never once think to like get out of the car, analyze the situation, just back up, find a different way out. call somebody. they're just like n it I'm destroying everything. this truck, everything that never happened I'm out all right.

That's going to wrap it up for attempt. See you guys next time. Peace Bye.