Hello Genie I Want to have more greetings? So Ahoy Henry Are you ready to sail the Seas Your heart, your heart. Do you know what seas we're sailing Tick Tock Thoughts I Thought we were sailing the Seas of Reddit Oh yeah Reddit But our first stop could the island of tick-tock Thoughts: Genie Somebody dropped their phone on the floor and this is what it saw. A very weird greeting. What the pushing? Whoa Double butt flashed oh my God I can barely handle one girl.

Are you doing yoga? Is this pantsless yoga? Is that a thing? Can I sign up for that I Thought she just needed to let out a fart. so she's like like just my butt. She's a lot of fun any day you are. Nope.

Can't tell at all. Honest. Honest. Could be having clothes, taking a nap.

Yeah, you don't take naps like this all the time. That's how genius sleeps on the plane looking for a single guy who's he's here. so did she lie? Where were you at? oh he's throwing a party huh? Oh no. I don't get these videos like why do they do this? Why do they set this up? You just made me my ex-boyfriend used to ask me not to visit him at work because it was unprofessional.

Now when I visit my current boyfriend at work, he screams oh my God it's my baby and kisses me in front of everyone I'll take cleaning over low-key any day. Thanks I Do this at work all the time whenever Genie comes into the office to record I'm like oh my God it's so my baby now. sit down and put that microphone in front of your face. Yep.

Can I borrow a pencil? He's like I'm marrying this girl welcome to McDonald's can I take your order. He's like I'm marrying this girl bro. You really gotta stop daydreaming I'm marrying my bro I Think that's beautiful. He's like always daydreaming of something happy.

and that means he's always in. Bliss Do you think maybe he's daydreaming because his life sucks? He is Doomer guy isn't he I am distressed for you my brother. Jonathan You have been very pleasant to me. Your love to me was more wonderful than the love of women that's gay.

David Is she? you know you told me I can't be gay Oh what? oh my God wait is this in the Bible Rejoice for the Holy Scripture now says it's okay to be gay or he was just finding a new way to say that his bro was a real bro I agree. From you know, sometimes men can show even more love than women. So I hit him up and we're like let's go to the mall so we're at the mall and we're we're hanging out, it's going fine and then he goes hey man, can you do me a favor I gotta run to the bathroom Can you watch my son I'm like yeah, sure and he goes can you hold his hand and I'm like, all right, fine, you know. So I'm holding some little kid's hand and he was gone for way too long and this kid got nervous and he said the worst thing he could ever said.

he goes, where's my dad I miss my dad and everyone's like what the and I said the only thing I could in that moment I'm like, well your other father is still in there and everyone's like oh that's so cute and you're just like I turned gay now oh she is getting caressed right before we were going to break. Yes, that's got to be shocked. Is this ESPN versus Black.com The way he's stroking him he Strokes something else before. it's all in the wrist.

It's well aware of how homosexual that looks. Doesn't geter than that man. I'm trying to prank my friend. Why are they both shirtless? They're both hot.

It's not gay. It's Bromance yeah, it could be Bromance Would you happens? Would you cuddle your bro if he came over like this? Sure that hot? Yeah. Is there any other subreddit you want to check out are all? Maybe we should do something else because R Us sucks. but we always visit our own.

The moment where he calculates nice, one looks a bit different I think he's got one more. He's got one more in them. Yeah, there you go. Whoa whoa wait.

why didn't they show the next one Because he died Gandalf thinks he moves if he moves super slowly. I'll let him sit in between me and my laptop. see Gandalf has taken a page out of Drax's book. She'll never notice.

Oh, she's like hop on. No way. That's the perfect spot. That's where it's most Cuddly he's petting.

you. Have some respect. What the Oh my? God Oh my. God that's the strictest campaign in the world Jesus Well, overreaction much? you want to check out another? Reddit I Decided two of them.

So your turn. No you, you decide all of them. What? Because I want you to have that choice Genie R Confidently incorrect. It's for those times when people are way too smug about their wrong answer.

Dude, that's like me and every video. If Barack Obama were to announce for run, how would you react it says I Thought that wasn't allowed, it'd be perfectly legal. The two-term limit is two consecutive terms. No person shall be elected to the Office of the President more than twice.

A known person who has held the office of president or acted as president for more than two years of a term which some other person was elected shall be elected to the office of President more than once. Oh yeah, explain FDR Then right. Wasn't he a president for like yeah, he served more. Oh Genie got him.

Yeah, you tell him. G tell them how the the guy who was wrong was actually right. Fun fact: No pregnancy can be conceived from zero Seamon needs to swim a distance to pregnant and ovary. Can't swim without whop.

Can't be with a whop. and I don't kink shame. But if you're getting wet from being gaped, then how the is it even? Oh my God Getting cancer from reading these Genie Why are we here? Why are we even here? Oh my God Why did you recommend this? Reddit Genie Should we check out some other Reddit I I'm not sure if I can understand these posts. Sure R slash design Apple will finally allow for side loading apps in iOS 17 to comply with EU regulations.

This would allow users to download apps outside of the App Store and allow developers to avoid the 15 to 30 percent fees. Update: Expected to be limited to Europe only what but what if I want to play some Android games that I can't get? Well, what about us? Get it? Oh, let's replace water fountains with vending machines. Wow is the water free though? No, You could have at least like put it over the water fountain holes so that people like don't even think and they're like I I Guess we'll I'll just get this water. but they're making it very evident that they're indeed Anus's Turbo Tax Waited until after I was completely finished filing to Spring of 69.

Nice hidden fee on my free filing. To accurately complete your taxes, you need to upgrade your Turbo Tax Still, oh no, Why do I need to upgrade? You have social Security and Medicare tax on reported tip income Turbo Tax Free edition is only for simple returns. It does not cover this situation. How they get you Man, they make you waste your time so that you have to spend your money to get that time back.

Google Search results are getting more and more biased and useless for our sponsored. but wait, why did you black out what you were? Oh because you didn't want to give them the free ads smart. It's all like he's like God damn it I Want one. This card plays The Killers Mr Brightside you open it.

scan here for music. Wow is it because they they couldn't get like permission to do that? So they're like, well all we can provide you is like the link to the official like YouTube video I mean Kathy having 20 plus processes open while being unable to close any of them I Hate McAfee Why? Because it does this and I didn't even ask for it I opened the computer and it'd be like download This and like buy this like your computer may be a risk and I'm just like no thank you. but then the instant you say no thank you, it's like a pushy guy. It comes back it's like no, no, trust me you want this and I'm like but I said no, he's like a rapist.

Okay, we might get sued for defamation, but remove this AI thing from my account I don't need or want it. hey only Snapchat Plus Subscribers can remove my AI from their chat feed. Oh so you're better subscribe. Wow.

realize everything from our design is just capitalism but in Wayward it's very very some money Genie What don't you understand Snapchat's going out of business. Should we check out another? Reddit Sure. Which one r slash the woman embarrassing well he passed tonight. Yeah, the genius people are misogynists which means it's right up my alley.

I'm gonna find this hilarious. Yep, be gone Thought says US Immigration officers only fans model deported from us Michaela Testa claims she was strip searched during the entertainment. Thanks for including all these posts these pictures Wow. thanks.

This helps you understand the article a lot. So what do you think? Actually, that's it. That's all we got I'll be terrifying thought I Heard a noise coming from outside my window a few nights ago but brushed it off. Noticed this this morning.

oh that's interesting. Oh what is that? Looks like someone was trying to peel back your door. Why? why? why? Why? Why at least they seem like pretty weak couldn't open the door blue How they don't even disturb the surface of the water. Wow that's the most real graphical effects I've ever seen in my life.

It's a real tuna. Henry Wow When does this movie come out? Quebec Made the spill board to prevent people from jaywalking pedestrians. How do we raise their awareness? I'm getting hit by a car please Oh my. God yeah, that's dark.

that's that. Still doesn't prove anything I know that if I got hit by a car I would die. You'd be like, huh? Anyways, like jaywalk. oh my.

God I Only jaywalk when there's no cars. That's what all jaywalkers say. No, these are crossing while the traffic was still going. Now those are throwing rice from an offshore oil rig yet without getting in trouble.

Is That real. Oh yeah, the fishies eat rice. dude. if you just net them up right there because he's so far away, this reminds me of like the little fish they used to capture and then end up genociding them.

the last thing you want to hear at 1am. Wait, there's a button for that touches catio on the patio cat patio. oh looking towards the windows. Okay, but to be fair, animals don't know.

like what a stranger is like I embarks at everything that walks by the door. It could literally be a raccoon and she's like stranger danger. It could be the wind stranger and those are just the ones the tape. Yeah dude.

I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure a lot of ticks got through Man oh my. God there's that many on that segment do you want to do me IRL Sure no you guys. My dad was watching a video on his laptop in the living room and I walked up behind him and said who's that shared Into my horror, the nerd on the screen laughed. It was a zoom.

Zoom The nerd is one of our company's investors. Hey, be thankful the nerd laughed and didn't make like a face or like this is the greatest Amazon review I've ever seen. Order them now. Can I just say that I'll be reordering them in every color.

Here is me rolling and sliding down a mountain because I was too scared to get up. My leggings did not rip not even a little bit and I got stuck on rocks and trees. You know what's more sad is like the person who's like taking photos didn't think to help her. He's just like, all right I'ma take photos.

That's too funny. The cost to operate this printer each month is equivalent to 4 000 Taco Bell Tacos 1084 gallons of gas 42 tickets to Disney World Think before you ink, a student wants you to know with my tuition I could pay for 40 45 gallons of gas and 465 tickets to Disney World With this times, 5200 students I should be able to print whatever the hell I want? Yeah, you can tell them you think these kids water print these things. Man, they gotta print these things so their professors don't kick their ass. I Hate grocery store checkout screens asking me if I want to donate twenty dollars to end child hunger or whatever.

You're a 10 billion corporate I'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatoes. Why don't you donate 20 to end child hunger? No, that that's my favorite meme. So you don't want to donate twenty dollars to end children hunger? Are you sure about that? Hey guys, this guy doesn't want to spend twenty dollars on dying children. Would you get a load of that? All right? Gene That's gonna be it for mixed reddits.

Did you like sailing the Seas with us? My feelings were pretty mixed on this one too. My feelings were all right. thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time.

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