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huh? Interesting. This poor actor about to get the sh knocked out of Tim herd. He's dead. This person is dead.

This leg press being so difficult at such a high weight it's crushing her legs. Genie She's screaming for dear life and now everyone in the gym is hard. just like Oh God This cow is planning murder on her ass. R She drowned.

She didn't make it out of the pool. Here's a murder attempt in broad daylight. He was waiting for the perfect moment and he succeeded. Wait, what is that? A bird that was an assassin? J This Dad refuses to wear a seat belt and his daughter tries to murder him I told you I do seat belts.

Oh yeah. well. then check this out. Good job daughter.

You proved a good point. this TV show forces this poor woman to go inside of Z degree water and freeze herself to death just for the guess he turned into. I Oh I Know that guy Gino Machino I Think you're being racist. Hamster attempts multiple sues.

Do it. Su Number one: Do it. Oh it pooped itself. Oh it did it did.

That's so cute. Number two: Number three: Why won't you let me die? Do you ever think maybe he's just having fun just because he? he's a hamster? Do I mean he wants to kill himself Sick, hypnotizes a kitten. What is in the back? A bird? Yeah. I Think there's people dying in the back? Yeah.

Chinchilla stabbed twice to death. Oh, it goes in so deep. So much flop it's It's permanent. It leaves an indent that looks like the softest pillow in the world.

Dude, if you ever had a Chinchilla every day, all I'd see is a piece on it. Whoa whoa wa what are you implying here cuz you always draw Pces. Oh okay Jesus wait, what were you implying I thought you meant like I would want to put my penis on it all the time. so you're confirming that it's small enough to penis man poisons babies after they attack him.

Okay I Get it. I Get it. Hold on a minute. They're so small here.

The bambies. try it baby. I'm trying. look there you go.

Oh yeah, why can't he just get his own bottle? Yeah, there you go bottle. Oh God it's like they're his nipples murderous Bur manipulates prison guards to free itself. Why is Z actually crying? It's so expressive. Dude, those things are a menace.

They like gaslighting. First the cries. It's like you dumb stupid. why didn't you listen to My Cries Cat drowning but one feline in Northern Virginia Is hitting the water instead of the gym in an effort to lose weight Holly is a 13-year-old cat who dislikes the outdoors and other physical activities but with encouragement from her owner and weekly visits to the old to Pet Resort Can this reporter stop laughing? Why are you laughing In a cat trying to improve his health and his life? You should be playing like, um, say kid ninja Rocky Karate Kid Nasty just film old lady struggling with her shopping.

Oh my God. Well I don't think those belong to it. Is that a real carrot? Yes, it's the most perfectly bulbous looking carrot. They don't even help.

Nobody's even helping. that's got to be heavy. Man, would you like to check out our all my sister's doggy waiting while she repairs his favorite toy. Oh I Thought it'd be a video.

It's just a dog. Yeah, it's just dog. cozy kittens in my backyard. just just kitty.

It's just kitties. My sister's husky has a fantastic costume this year that fits this. a beautiful husky a I's gone on Wolf detection mode. she was tilting.

she was. she's like my people. They need me. They call for me.

my cat thinks my dog's BR stinks. Brush your teeth is that is that coming from you dude? That's the most visceral, real disgusted face. je this is too goddamn cute. Let's mix it up with some cursed comments: oh my credit card number is the expiration.

dat is The security code is fake. All credit card numbers start with the same digits to identify the company they come from and six is not one of them. but I changed it to a four and it worked. So thanks for the new Dildo Bike Chump! No you can buy those online I Thought that was more like a DIY type project that you had to do yourself.

Oh uh yeah, those are not product sites for sale. alib Baba has a bike with d though. no those are just yeah. This is definitely a DIY project.

My dog and I went overboard for a Halloween costume this year. Okay, so art supplies oo they're all already DIY oh that looks baller wa costume of the year for sure that's so good. Corg my girlfriend and our Parry dogs love to cuddle. Oh there's more.

This is every pet owner's dream to cudle. We just want to cuddle I want to cuddle something fluffy and Alive close call commentary YouTuber Pyro Pynical Was rushed to hospital in a critical condition after he was unable to remove his fur suit and he suffocated ins of it spring locked. What does that mean? uh Five Nights at Freddy if you're in the suit, spring lock is when the mechanism trap on you and basically kill the person inside I don't know you played Five Nights at Freddy's I don't did you watch marip play do his let's play do you like let's play the def our cat asking my mom for attention wa look at the claw oh my my God pay attention to me or else I will slid youring throat. Recently adopted a kitten was wored he wouldn't get along for my dog a that's so chill I just want a buddy to lick my ears I kind of like like getting licked by Iron but it does get gross after a little bit.

but it's my guilty pleasure. Is that why you want to eat peanut butter more? Pery Office cat is working overtime tonight. Oh my God that's the clearest kitten. He's like don't worry about this will all be up by tomorrow morning.

It's like I'm right there. This video like 4K oh Percy's like thank you for the bonus and then continues a grape of Wrath oh my God what's with these beautiful videos? This is only 720 I can see The Sweat Beads on that grape. What? Oh cuz he's a grape. This is genuinely one of the most delectable looking grapes I've ever seen in my life.

you know what it is I just I forgot got to bring my water down and I'm really really thirsty M and I I need something to like quench my thirst mhm I'm going to get some water. The genie looking at me after my first wish is to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds. God wow y 30 seconds is too short. Give it a week that way they can share the miracle with their family and get used to their new life.

Maybe even throw away the things they use to make their lives better like canes and such. It will also f with their spatial awareness as they'll get used to having Vision then they wake up and it's gone. Wow, that's one of the most evil things I've ever seen in my life. My second wish is to put taste spuds in everyone's anims except for what? What are some fun non-sexual things to do? Naked? Not sure of sexual, but I Remember when I was dating a Catholic girl with strict no sex before marriage? but we would fool around in weird ways.

One of them was a ring toss game where she'd make me lay down in bed, strip naked until I got in action and then she'd stand at various distances and throw a little plastic glow stick rings in the dark at me like discs. and if she got one around my erect then we'd get points. It'll never turn into sex, but it is some pretty funny memories that's really cute, but it's not sexual. Also, is this like a subtle flex? No, that's why they were little plastic glow sticks like uh, one of these I could probably fit like I Don't know.

50? 50 or so 50? Yeah. just a low estimate. You know, low estimate? Yeah. I You know? I'm sure some guys can fit like 100.

Does thy wiener have invisible force or something? Bunch of leaves blew inuring. Halloween We let our foster kittens play with them before sweeping them up. Really nice hardwood floors. I Met a fox at my gym.

Uh, is it when they start like having fun with themselves, being like really lonely like the super bored foxes and nobody else? This picture makes me sad. The unfortunate tradeoff for modern Wom: You have to get nine abortions or in order to find denim shorts that fit really good. Oh, is that what that means? Smash! Next question: What the hell the hell is wrong These people in the subreddit Smash Y'all need some Jesus But Wood Just kidding I Wake up to this every morning, you lucky bastard you. Why doesn't I do this for us Lucky best cuz you don't let her.

Well cuz she's assaulting me most of the time. This happens like once in a blue moon I Feel like it's by an accident? Like she didn't even intend it. like it just so happened to be that positioning where she had no other choice because everyone else is on the couch. You get to wake up next to me every morning.

When does I Tails from cats sitting God SI and the cat ended up babysitting me instead. Oh, chat like tuck yourself in some great green eyes, right? see World Official: Hey I noticed you had some Cuts in your thigh. Are you okay? We care about you here. From meme 69 there stretch marks You virgin.

Did you just curse out official SeaWorld on a PornHub comment section. Wait, why is the official SeaWorld on a PornHub comment section Does everyone have a P account? Oh yeah, what's yours Fch long 69. It doesn't get any better than this. Oh a little pumpkin soda got the kid, got the dog, got the dog got the cat C and he's begging for attention.

Damn he's right. He's right. This is GS And then like a chinchilla walks in like hey, don't fill his heart with desire Genie He has enough. Lust and greed is not good and then and then like a big titty F walks it and then cocaine magically fabricates itself on the table.

and then his boss comes in and says you're the boss now The most patient cat in the world. The cat's like oh, he fell asleep. You get to be the opposite side sex for a day. What is the first thing you would do if you a man and switched to a woman, then banged a man and got pregnant.

What would happen the next day when you switch back to a man? you would be a pregnant man. No, cuz you can't be. Oh, you'd abort it. You'd abort it.

What's in place of where the uterus is for a in your balls so our balls would explode? No a baby would spawn there. Henry How long do you think a baby takes to grow? Oh in your brain Honestly, why does anyone ask this question anymore Cuz the is universal. If I got to be a man for a day, what would I do? It's like oh I would go for a run. You know like no, you know, hit the prostate Greeting my deaf friend of 14 years after coming home from work.

hey buddy, hey yeah that it's good to see someone happy to see you. Yeah there he is. Oh he just immediately sits like what's up. you want to talk, can't hear a word you say.

but I'll be here for you lion needing making biscuits. biscuits with the grass. Yeah biscuits. I guess that's cute unless you're underneath those Paws and then you're like fck she likes watching the swirly toilet water.

not even hiding the flusher can stop her, huh? Oh and this is a great cat. How he is not drinking it, he's just wasting your water. That's a terrible cat. Then my husband and I adopted this African Gray after her owner of 25 plus years passed.

I think she's happy with us so far. It looks right to join its previous own. So that thing's 25 years old. Holy crap, that's I'm going to ask again.

why the hell was Steven Hawking Who puts a question mark in the middle of the sentence on Jeffrey Epstein's island Did they abuse him tooo yeah. like I mean what is he supposed to do with the girls he used to get into some kinky D even Steven Hawking gets like what's your excuse I work from home so they're with me all day. This is still the reaction I get when I finish for the day. A They're like you're done.

You're done. You have to play with us. Yeah they know like as soon as uh you know walkie time hits she's like her her energy. oh she heard she heard she's in here She's like where's the walk Godamn it No we have to now use like the W the W word W word came across this fell on my camping trip around New Zealand He was audibly snoring as well.

Oh my God he's the homeless. So funny. Like people will complain about homeless people using these benches. but as soon as like one of these guys comes in, it's like stop, do Not disturb his rest.

That is illegal. We will arrest you. What was your most embarrassing moment in sex? Her daughter came home unexpectedly and drunkenly blundered into into the bedroom looking for a cigarette lighter. The stunned, horrified look on the poor girl's face as she witnessed her naked mother being nailed from behind with her butt cheeks split open is forever seared into her memory.

Her boyfriend who was right behind her just laughed, gave me a thumbs up and walked off. He probably was like that's okay I Want to believe but as soon as the door opened I'm pretty sure her mom got off the dick and was did not lay there with her butt cheeks spayed open as her daughter was fumbling about okay no freaking way. She winked her but in her daughter's Direction B Allen counter she like oh my God The video responded to he's like don't make eye contact and you'll l oh oh my god dude, you even like live in a Harry Potter ass looking place today I Learned I Can guess when my six months kitten is about to pounce by how his pupil stylate oh, you're dead, you're dead getting bigger I like do a counter move. You know I'd be like oh, it's coming and then once he pounces I Dodge pick him up from the bottom, throw them against the wall.

What the oh no, your just keeps on growing. What size would you want it to stop? 7.5 in. that's the size of it now. Oh, you meant 75 in N Check your inbox bro.

you better at least have written a sign that says your username on it and it better not be photoshock. cuz frauding about your pisides online is strictly illegal. You get arrested for that federal offense. These two are adorable.

They're matching. They are. they're The Perfect combo and they're in Syn unless you took several hours of footage and just found like The Uncanny ones where they were just coincidentally in sync. Pure love I Just got to know if you're going to if you're going to stay.

Not sure if cute or kind of scary. Oh now it's cute again I don't like its tongue. Why is it so long? What are these things called puffins? The puffi shoe recommendations please! My daughter is a High School junior. What's the best shoe under $300 for volleyball? This wasb Volleyball girls This? um, this isn't that kind of volleyball subreddit.

What kind of subreddit is volleyball Girls? Then what do you think? Volleyball girls is girls who play volleyball? It should probably be called like we're fans of volleyball girls. We love volleyball and watching the girls play ha ha whoops. Moving right along, Post some pictures of her feet so we can give you the best advice. You've made a big mistake my friend.

You've came to the wrong place. Oh my what. But when did they play Volum ball? Look at how many members are online? 69 Wow! did you ever see this picture go around? Wasn't a lot bigger? Yeah yeah. There's like the the shopped version where it's like that.

but then like this guy just ruined everybody's like fantasies. Is like a the stray dog waits every day for the bus man to give him a cookie cookie. Please does he just take the cookie and leave. What a respectful little pup Bye! So that means this guy like religiously brings a bag of cookies with him to work every day.

That's so heartwarming. Anastasia KN Death Dead adult film actress dies at 20. Anyone know where they buried her bro? Why do you need to know that information? What do you plan on doing with scary? But that's like a cat for me. Why so fast? Is that just water? I Think it's food.

One day you're going to be his food. One day when you don't bring that food over, he's going to find other ways to get that food. Yeah, apparently Cheetos are actually very chill and probably won't eat you so that's good enjoying the sun. Small.

He's so small. he's a little rat. Well the tail really does look like a rat. Yeah, he's a rat.

He would lose in a fight against a New York City rat for sure happy as a pig being hugged. oh my God that's smile. yell He's so freaking happy. Well yeah cuz he's not going to get eaten so he's like thank God I Escape my brethren I'll be the first to not be turned into bacon.

This is really a great place to sleep. Oh you going to flick his? Don't flick his. Give him a pet or just leave them be I would have touched the beans The Forbidden toe beans I Feel like that would still be scary. Can you imagine laying there and someone like just touches your the bottom of your feet? Honestly Though if you going to lay in public like that then you shouldn't be surprise if someone offered you $10,000 but if you take it a random person on Earth dies would you take the $10,000 Oh my God W This new video is dark.

Did if Mr Beast were allowed to make this video, he totally would make this video. Two loving hearts that's not a real cat that's a fake cat. Ain't no fake that cat. SW Henry I Think that cat's fake.

Sorry that cat. Just thick. How is that kid lifting that cat? The cat weighs more than the kid. My new kid is not allowed attention.

Who? Whoa Out of the way I was the original. Did I say you could leave the quarantine zone? No yeah, he's literally get back under the stairs. Harry Playing peekaboo is a good way to get the trails out. Oh my.

God This person has a white woman. Stairs we make mistakes. We say sorry, Live laugh love. Oh no, we give what Betsy What do we give? What do we give anyone that has steps that look like that? definitely have live laugh love somewhere on the walls.

die round. Hate: We should get opposing opposing pillows. Did you come with that? Like right now? Yeah, it's not that hard to do. That means you've been thinking about that for a little bit.

Huh? No, it's easy to find Antonyms: Okay, happy, sad red. what when she calls me ugly? but a video of her dog e her out got spread around socials I'm so absolutely baffled that it appears to be that common for woman to do. My ex- fiance did this immediately called off the engagement once I found out can never look at her the same I wish she would have been a murderer or something that I could have accepted. Edit: The worst part about it was the breed.

It was a tiny brown Pomeranian I Feel like it would have been less hard if it was a big stocky dog. What hold the up adventurers pay? Now it's just getting weird. Dude, why does it have to be a bigger dog? I think he's a cuck oh my God he wants to be cucked by by a dog. People are like crying about the censorship I think that's literally just a way so that they don't get banned from.

Tik Tok is the equivalent of Japanese like censoring Dicks like you know, like oh, I wonder what's going in and out. It's the same thing as Japanese censorship. so when Tik Tok comes and tries to ban her account, she can be like, well, actually, we cross it out. We weren't even trying to say that good boy taking care of his human.

but where did he find that and how did he open that? Also, is that dog really comfortable being held like that lowand gorilla at Miami Zoo uses sign language to tell someone that he's not allowed to be fed by visitors unless did they punish him. If he like eats stuff that he's not supposed to eat, then the sign language would include like or else I Get shot? Yeah, exactly Yeah. I Feel like dude's got like a sniper aimed at his head right now and he's like don't feed me, still shoot I Swear to God they'll shoot. They'll blow my brains down please I Justed off four times today.

Man I Miss her Pokemon Sword and Shield News What Some kid is following this Twitter account to get some news on Pokemon Sword and Shield he sees this I mean kids know what Jing off is that you stay I Also, don't get this tweet like if I miss somebody I would like reminisce about the good times had with them. horny Miss not like Jer Off to them. The friend that risks everything for you. Oh, he's giving him the stuff.

It's like he knows that that's a trap. He's like it's okay. Brother like I'm willing to die for this. Don't risk yourself.

This cat is very fond of its Barbie doll. Oh yeah, we're precious. a yeah this is very disturbing. Yes! Oh Barbie I Can be your kid.

What's a kinky activity you've regretted implementing implementing into your sex life involving my best friend female her and I have been having lesbians since high school. On and off it's ruined a couple relationships for her. now. men can't handle how she looks at me I Also feel like she can't handle the sex.

She always comes to me when she's sad and needs someone but she's not really ever there for me. we don't always have SE that's the best part cuz she's my boyfriend of 10 years best friend. Oh Jesus Christ I'm so confused. Best friend of 10 years now I Don't know man sometimes I wish we never started it back up now I Want me best friend back? Farting? it stinks.

Who inflence party? What do you mean? Baby giraffes are so underappreciated? Look goofy. What? What? What's with their hair? Dude? even the mom's like Billy don't embarrass yourself man, he looks like such a loser. Was so cute waking my lazy teenage daughter up with our five golden retrievers. Uhoh five.

it's time for the assault. Oh there's one. chill. there's two.

There's three. Is that a remote? Yeah, you got your remote. How come like ion like when she finds me in the bedroom she like assaults us. She's like wake the up Samurai How many dead bodies have you seen and why Paramedic of 10 years here? The answer is L intense question.

So yeah. I'm a student in school seen like five dead bodies I A school shooter. a baby water buffalo charges a bull elephant only to be quickly ushered Away by Mom Oh uhoh what are you doing Littley, you dumb ass Timmy Stop Timmy Look at the size of that. This elephant has so much patience.

like ma'am ma'am your son doggo is happy with the first snow. oh my God Yeah I didn't do this. you just walked down was like oh interesting and then started eating the snow. That's the best reaction to snow.

Red flags in females Indian Oh my God 120 plus pounds plus whale only fans Devil Astrology vaccinated 23 years old opinionated public Instagram Bros green flag on females other their guys. That's wild to me though. The first thing he puts in is Indian like what is that? not just straight racism like I don't get it some afternoon free flight. She prefers me on roller blades so we can fly together.

Oh my God she almost got hit by a car. yep this terrifying. So she attached by a St oh my God she almost got hit again. He's going against traffic too.

He's going to die right? What's on its back? Wait, she has a diaper for for real I Feel like birds just naturally poop everywhere like no one's like pick up your bird. Proof yeah, they do that on our cards on a regular basis. Peak Venezuela Gameplay: So apparently the Venezuelan economy is so that people have a more stable income gold farming and RuneScape for USC than actually working a job IRL Wow, that must suck. like if you're a RuneScape moderator and like every time you ban someone you know was just like a starving Venezuelan who's just like trying to make ends me.

he's actually even feeding his family and you're like no yeah at that point I'm just like, you know what? Maybe it's okay. like maybe I'll let you gold farm and sell our currency for real money. All right, that's it for people dying. Thank you guys so much for still being here and watching us.

Thanks for being the greatest fans ever allowing us to do this until the end of time. All right Peace! Thank you so much for watching guys!.