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That's how school girls giggle. What does Kimoi mean Genie What's that mean? She's Japanese she's not Korean Kchi Do you ever shave your friend's pubic here? Yeah all the time. Oh cool Yeah I do that too with my Bros too. So I think she's teaching him how to play piano? Dude, he already knows how to play Do You See see how well he's playing.

Saw that epic side boob was like I can play piano now the guy is blowing into the gourd so hard he exp you know who that guy is okay Tano yeah, why is he just the guy now because I don't know her name, you don't know her name I forgot you forgot someone's name a Demon Slayer she sucked all the air out and Tano's like freaked out but also like strangely aroused. No, just freaked out. Oh okay. Tango does not get get aroused.

Yeah, you don't know that. Oh correction, he gets aroused by Inosi. He gets aroused by who's that little girl that follows him room his little sister. oh my bad.

sorry. I get aroused. but I prefer this kind of date. me too.

It's good to have that kind of date once in a while. Well here, just take a bra off, toss it off to the side I Want this every day. Well I mean if you do this every day, then it's just me. a fat oh P Piz Pizza it's a dress Che Henry No, that's pizza.

that's a dress. First date: she refused to get out of the car because he took her to a Cheesecake Factory let me just get the door for you. Okay, he got me at the Cheesecake Factory I Not this. pH What? Yes, uh would you want me to open the door? Oh, this is so awkward.

Are you? You're recording me Oh yeah, this is the Cheesecake Factory This is the Cheesecake Factory Y'all what's the problem with that? This is a chain restaurant Who takes someone that looks like this to a chain restaurant? You want to talk about it I'm I'm fine with talking about it even in front of them. Oh yeah I Want to talk about it? Come on. get on in the car. Yeah, we going to talk about it.
So is there a rule where you can't take people to chain restaurants? No like. Cheesecake Factory is a valid date spot. It's got It's got someing bombass food. Yeah, it might be like, you know, sitting in a pile of oil and be 2,000 calories and A Slice of Cheesecake be literally 1,000 calories.

but still I love Cheesecake Factory as a first date. it's flavors. You know, flavors you love and gratuitous amounts. I Would love a Cheesecake Factory date? Hey yo I See you scrolling.

Did you drink water today? Go get get Love You Pikachu When you see a couple in public constantly referring to each other as babe violent gag. Yeah, that's cringe, right babe. I Don't think people should do that right babe. Dude.

Okay, not going to lie because you and I don't really affer to each other as babe. we use like our names Now when you started doing that I felt my body like oh, we see babe all the time, right? Stop right Bab! Henry Hey babe, Not you. Go on the next reaction babe. Why are you making those noises Babe? Stop this right babe.

You've used up your babes for a full two weeks. Okay, no more. All right babe. No Henry no, What is going on Henry we're not doing this.

Yes! I 25 female gave a BJ to my friend for 1 million bells in Animal Crossing yesterday. It's a bit awkward between us since, but I have no regrets. My Island looks so fancy now bro. I Just saw that 1 million B go for like seven bucks Dude, how does that conversation even happen man I really want to buy that really nice fence but I don't have enough Bells H oh whatever shall I do And the friend just like, well, you can suck my dick.

Is that what he said he said I have 10 million I'll give you 1 million if you suck my dick Yes yes I will and confessions. top of the Year Let's go. they're not real Okay, great. that's that's the first my husband let 18y old boys use me old I let my lesbian friend eat my P on condition that she let my husband F her.

but she's lesbian. why would she want her husband of then? she's not a lesbian I Sucked my friend's in front of his girlfriend. oh Henry's like erotic sound Better than any dojan. 95% of this our generation will allow a strangers genitals in their mouth but refuse to eat this part of the banana.

Yeah, technically that's the the part that's sweeter and actually tastes better if you're not afraid of the blackie. sounds so racist when she says deeper but you're giving her all you got. Like when woman asks that it's like do they think that the guy is just like giving them like 70% and like he had more but he just wasn't giving it to them like what what do you mean by that exactly? Do you not feel the wall? Look if we had more to give it you would have been got it at that point you would have been got it You would have got it. Hia hey do I know you? Yes it's me your future husband I saw you in my suggestions that I saw you in Facebook dating so it was suggested you were my future wife.
Very cute. First line: I See got an issue though I have a girlfriend already I guess I'll be throwing you both over my shoulders and walking away with you under the Setting Sun to our wedding. Oh persistent I Don't think I've ever seen a girl be this aggressive. That's a guy.

Oh no wonder. Go back. Oh my. God Yes Are you serious.

That's why you want to go back. yeah I thought we were all on Facebook for memes but some of y'all are meaning and having sex o who's meaning and having sex BR that's disgusting. This is subtle Asian dating not ass di looking for someone to eat a U-turn Gizzy with me, you start at one end I start at the other and we meet in the middle. No weirdos, serious inquiries only.

I don't think you'd be able to like Beat me to the tip I have seen you try and like deep throw a lot of things I'm pretty sure I would get up there before you even got to like this part and I just be waiting. Yeah cuz I ain't about to be sitting there like just waiting while it's like we take it, you take the whole thing and one go like whoa oh my God she got better first time that sad as me just burst out laughting you want the G's been trying to do this to me lately and it's really disturbing. like I'll just be sitting there and she'll start trying to lift my legs I'm just like what are you doing can you can you not like I'm just trying to chill like why do you like this How tall are you by the way 61 how about you 410 and2 a you're fun-sized I'm super short. Want me to put some inches in you? How many we talking three? Take it or leave it.

Do you think she responded I think this is a better response. It's less serious and weird. How come men don't ever ask like you know what's the vagina depth? cuz I don't know. Is there a way to yeah, you could you just stick something in and you measure like a ruler? Yeah yeah cuz like if you think about it, if someone's vagina depth is only like 5 in then what does it matter how long yours is, you can't even use most of it anyways.

So we should start with a woman first. what's your vagina depth also I thought of something this morning about you haha I will name you as BBC Ask me why Okay well okay, why what does it stand for Big Bear Cutie All right sure kid I'm pretty sure she knows what BBC really means the British The British Broadcast Company. oh sh this man a baller. holy God but it didn't fcking matter all those handles boy but you have no jumper.

This is why I don't play basketball I'm too short. yeah so no matter how many tricks you can do well then how does Steven C You do it? Never mind I See how he does it? Me imagining in the whole entire life with a girl that likes my story, She liked it by accident. Oh no, it's an accident. Damn.
do these girls know what they're doing when they accidentally like people's posts. oh they don't understand the Chain Reaction he has this entire fantasy. he's thinking about you all night, whips out his dick starts jerking off all because of that one like on that story chest and back day. So we Mama dropped the shorts.

oh he actually did Supply The shorts do you think Sugar Daddy's a guy or a girl I think that's really a Comon only a guy would leave zooie Mama Yeah me to my girlfriend babe, please watch this anime with me her E I don't want to watch that her after 10 pieces of One Piece 10 episodes of one piece I Feel like this is kind of me with one piece. that's cuz one piece is the sh I I Don't understand people who hate on one piece. It's good all the way through first 10 episodes already banging. Check out some couple memes.

similar energy yeah, what is that bird doing? Yeah, he's not. He's not enjoying the fun. that bird that Bird's M No, it's not. It's not.

Wait, it is. Is that why the white bird would like? dare not turn around? Yeah cuz wiper, it's like there's somebody M next to me Oh my God like why do you have to do it right next to me bro? Hey Dad Hey me and my girlfriend got into a fight and I'm trying to think of ways to calm her down. You got anything? Uh, have you tried giving her some tequila to calm her nerves? No. I was thinking about asking her if she's on her period.

Yeah, she could be angry because maybe lately her clothes have been feeling tighter. Well, maybe I could just tell her that my ex never got mad over things like that that might work. Or maybe tell her that she's acting kind of like her mom. Maybe she's hungry.

I'll go tell her to start dinner. That's it. Yes, this is accurate. Men have no clue.

You know they're like I don't know I don't know what to do. This is a good guide on what not to do. I Guess do women understand how clueless men are now? Just calm down. Be rational.

Stop acting so emotional. This is why your friends don't like you. When you finally meet your soulmate, you know this just feels right. It's like I finally met the one the took so long though.

Huh? I know where you been all my life Huh out here, prank them all from left to right? Huh? Start talking. this is your fault. Explanation? please. That's when your soulmate leaves.

That's kind of a little bit wholesome. No, not at all. Hey, you want to do a trade. Yeah, this cell phone.

all right. But how about uh, this Chinchilla? You know what? I'll take it going. do a trade. Yeah, I'll give you my card.

all right. but I will give you this another Okay, well I need two actually two? Oh okay, hold on, hold on what? Uh here you go there. You go here. two for two for hey, want to do a trade? yeah I'll give you here I'll give you another exet.
Oh perfect thank you Ties do you have and me? It's kind of hard to turn down a chinchilla. You know, like who the doesn't want a chinchilla? You can never have enough either. You know, my girlfriend getting up for work at 6:00 a.m. me getting off War oh my gosh she be like honey did you stay up all night again? Am is like The War Zone hours right? That's where guys get some of their gaming done.

That's when the boys are on going to work. Yuck! 6: A.m. o My date Would you ever become a house husband? If I made over $250,000 a year? Me: would I become a house husband mhm you'd have to clean up I am medically allergic to dishwashing so I don't think it would be possible. My doctor told me that I just have a bad re reaction to the soap I have a bad reaction to POV you're in an argument with your girlfriend waa that's a funny Circle Yes oh this is so accurate.

This really does embody the feeling you think you're like winning one argument but like she wins anyways because it then becomes about something else us usually about feelings and they always win on that one. So when your boyfriend says he likes to sleep with a room cold, that's unreal. God Damn okay that's they're in a fridge. Yeah I feel like I always run a lot hotter than you at night.

oh my God yeah and I'm always like it needs to be colder. Yeah, but then you're like it's already cold and I'm like what are you talking about it's hot. No, it's cold. Come to bed honey.

But my friend's wives let them play until 10: sex Now I hate it here. wait hold on I like that they say my friends wives let them play like is that really a thing I mean for some for some relationships, you know you got to listen to your wife I'm allowed to play till whenever I want I really thought being married to an older man would be nice and like all mature and everything. Um my husband is 38 years old and I just got back from the grocery store where I had to buy him dino nuggets and that's what he had for lunch. Wrong you're never too old for chicken nuggets dude I would want to get Lunchables man and I'm what? 29 oh dude you're a Kid's Cuisine that used to be so fire back in the day I would I would get it again just to try it.

Men reach Peak maturity around the age of 12 and they pretty much stay there till about 55 when they start to revert back down until they're pooping in their pants again. We may act more mature out in public, but that's probably because we're housebroken and trained by you to do so. Very true. Very.

Dino Nuggies My personal favorite is frosted animal crackers. Nothing more beautiful than those little creatures. Yeah! I Feel like guys have to put on like this facade of like normality in public and I feel like it's mostly because of like women but then like once you have the Bros alone in a room together, all the hats are off Dude I feel like my dad I Came to realize yeah, he's also silly as hell. Yeah! doesn't he still play with like action figures and stuffed animals? Yes, all right, that's it for subtle Asian Dating Thank you all so much for watching and joining us.
It's always a pleasure join us for another video. Hopefully we will murder you. Okay, we'll see you guys next time. Peace bye Thank you so much for watching guys!.


14 thoughts on “Kimooochiiii”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dave2001 says:

    I’m afraid to ask what is in a Dino nugget

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars LtCommander417 says:

    I am a househusband at this point…
    I don't have a maid outfit though, don't tempt my wife lol

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars noel hutchins says:

    I got a hunch, Henry's violently-ticklish; his nerves fire off huge-energy from a tiny poke, physically exaggerated reactions for recordings: launches himself sideways out of his chair, jumps up slamming his knees under the desk, or dislodges the desktop electronics with a sweeping-jerk of his arm, just from a wiggly poke.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Homie says:

    Kimochi means "it feels good".

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Haggysack2k8 says:

    About One Piece:

    I always knew, that One Piece was THE shit. Then i started watching recently for the first time.

    I am past Water 7 now. I can't stop.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kye Guard says:

    I'm 38 and eat Lunchables weekly. Aint no shame in that game.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Star Lover says:

    Unless she's stupid or can't feel the wall it's likely she's asking for more pounding not more inches!

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dima Keller says:

    Actually Henry was really close. I've read it a long time ago and it was in centimeters, but if I remember everything correctly the average depth of vagina is just under 5 inches while average penis size is a bit under 6 inches

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Grim Loxz says:

    She LUCKY she got Cheesecake Factory…. Acting like she all that…. 🙄🙄🙄

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars David McCoin says:

    I have a feeling henry is pretty good at throating glizzys.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rex Jensen says:

    who takes someone who looks like this : to a cheesecake factory… (guess who is gonna be walking home after he gets her out of his car)
    i would have gone: You damn ungrateful … you can be that thing, on the road while you're walking 200 miles now… but not with me… you belong to the streets goldie!
    (meaning gold digger cause she sounds like she found the wrong rich guy here and regretted pretending not realizing she was at fault this time as well.. cause that sure ain't the first time)

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tommy V says:

    Cheesecake Factory literally has almost every food known to man. It's an awesome date spot because whatever you're in the mood for, they got it, What's wrong with that as a date spot???

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars yawh brawh says:

    The cheesecake factories in San antonio TX are trash tbh

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars yawh brawh says:

    Bruh just described every work day without rain when he described without vessi's lol…..

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