Today we have the best memes that the internet has to offer. Oh boy I hope you strapped in Seth Rolland Moona off Fat Guy Mo That's a sturdy ass dude. my God What a pillar When you have a class of eight but an at 10, why is there one guy? There's there's two guys. What's going on? They're here for the this man's reaction to a driveby shooting.

Holy cow, Maybe there's a gang activity here. That's crazy. Maybe something tells me he might be a part of the gang activity. He's like I'll have a word with the boys about keeping it on the down low when life sends you a signal to quit your job.

Oh no. Oh no. oh, that's his life Now the horse woke up and chose violence. a hey you? yeah, that's right.

Wow, yeah that had a mission man. No, almost before disaster, the sun has to. Die My View From A large corporate company some random guys view making soap in China But that guy making soap doesn't have the internet. Maybe that's a good thing, but they can't play games.

Maybe that's also a good thing. Maybe this is the way to go Genie Spouse: I Don't recognize is that game? Is it new? Me: I Want it in a giveaway? I Got a good deal on it. It was an accident. You're very pretty today.

Oh, is this what it's like to have a spouse that like doesn't play games and can't just recognize what game it is? Yeah dude. Genie buy so many games it's out of control. Like every day I Wake up and I check my phone I have access to her email. don't ask why and it just says Genie has purchased another game from Steam Genie has purchased another simulator.

Your account says you've purchased another toy, another purchased doll. Yeah, but that's for work and mine's for work too. Yeah, you're right. who this we were looking for Jonathan regarding a potential interview.

Thank you. Oh, he didn't. Okay, but like come on, give the guy a chance like he didn't know. In fact, you should probably give him more bonus points because he kind of funny though.

Be me. Walking home one night, mugger comes out of nowhere. give me your wallet, unload my Fm57 on him. Instead realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.77 Star 28 mm ammo star mfw.

it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet. Oh oh, is this a really expensive ammo? Why' you unload 20 rounds? That's a bit excessive cuz he can't aim. Oh, when you have read too much psychology and you can't get pissed because you mostly understand why people are I can understand, but that's still no excuse that they should have done the thing to you. but it was time of their control.

It was a result of family issues. 5-year-old walks up behind me when I'm on the computer. What game are you playing? Pay the bills? Are you winning? No. Well then Dad I want to play the game? Maybe I'll beat you someday and you're just like, go for it kid.

Part of those bills involves taking care of you. It's your fault son that I'm not winning when you're eating at Olive Garden and someone says compliments to the chef and the Chef microwave blushes. Nobody knows how much they actually cook there. Oh really I feel like they have to cook I get that it's not like high class Italian food.

but I've had like stoer whatever frozen food sh hen, it does not taste like that Noy equivalent. When the end of GTA 6 trailer says releasing in 2028 Okay, it did not say 2028. What did it say? 2025 Maybe yeah. See you Think they would say like oh, the next year you know, but then they're like no, actually the year after.

After that you just say then why did you release this chill, how do you politely tell your visitor that it's time to go home If you're from the Midwest you just say well, really forcefully and slap your knees if her hands, then stand up. Other midwesterners will recognize the signal and say suppose we should head out. oh my God that's so accurate. Well like that.

Yeah I feel like I do that too I'll just be like I yeah and then and then we don't we're not leaving and then nobody leaves nobody. Nobody gets it Dude, it's probably cuz I'm not from the Midwest and I probably don't forcefully slap my knees hard enough I Wish that it's okay to be able to tell visor is like can you leave or like sleep please. Why look at the time it's 9. Get the out of here.

Me: After getting my girlfriend pregnant in 2024, to have paternity leave for the release of GTA 4. Yeah, yeah. 9 months in advance. So when it comes out in 2025, you have to take care of a kid.

Wait. But then how do you play the the game while taking care of a kid and your wife? Oh no. GT Yeah I was like he posted for do Roman Numerals are hard man. Someone give these guys a speeding ticket.

The trailer just released yesterday. How fast could they be? Oh no. those boobs look just a little bit too big. Shiny and greasy.

even the skin on the Dude Looks Silky smooth. I bet he's thinking about other women. If a son of a king is called a prince, what is a Prince's son called the princess prince a F Would you like to peacefully die or die in the strangest, most terrible deaths possible? Hamster H Why Hamster peacefully died? No, you didn't thought you fed him too much and he died. Well, yeah, but like that's not dying peacefully.

How not. Would you like to be overfed until your stomach explodes and you die? Would you consider that peaceful? He chose to eat the Se. He chose to die. That was his fault.

GTA 6 Coming in 2025 Console only PC Never gets any love. You know? Eventually and then people make mods and better graphics and they make the game so much better. and it actually helps them sell more units. but they don't even appreciate the PC Community They use the PC Gamers for their own benefit.

It's almost the end of the year and we want to see how you # Edge show us your most memorable edges. Oh my. God You knew what you were asking for. Come on edge.

It's called going to Pornhub How does one show one's most memorable Edge How can that be depicted? You do not know what you ask Young One, The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start. Well, yeah, uh-huh There's like a fine line. you know. tomorrow.

Genie Every night Gie never wants her tomorrow to start. Yeah, that's why I Always tell her even if you're not ready for the day, it cannot always be night. Reasons: EA App is better. According to my sister, Y has a capture.

She can solve. Steam has a capture. She can't solve what's the capture I think it's cuz his sister's robot. Yeah, no.

steam capture is actually really, really stupid. I Get it, Didn't we all get by Blizzard's capture when we started playing. Wow, that too. Yeah yeah.

Try blizzards and then tell me which one is worse Sony in the 9s. Okay, good enough, the shape of her breast isn't all that important. Nintendo in the '90s Okay, let's make sure Candy Kong's monkey tit are as big and round as N64 is capable of. Consider this priority number one.

Holy Candy Kong Oh my go oh my. God wait didn't Um Djel Kazi's sister also have tits. Mm oh never mind Henry no no no no is when he when he gruntilda Yeah, when Gruntilda turned into a woman Jesus Oh yeah, look at Grunty She's a Beauty much prettier than Toti Nintendo's always went hard on the Zongas genie. that's why Genie Clearly Nintendo is better than PS4 PlayStation My dad summed up in one exchange: want to go get $50 scent corn dogs at Sanic We have to pretend it's your idea so your mom doesn't get mad Men like simple things.

You know, cheap food that tastes good and women don't want us to have those experiences. You know it's that's I'm just kidding. Jinny likes that too, right? Yeah, Today, I'm thinking about the huge buff bread guide from Kiki's Delivery Service: Highly underrated guy. Genuinely just a good man.

Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city. Sure, even though you got a kid on the way, that's fine too. Cat too. Love cats.

This is why I Feel like if you're like a young girl, people will just take you in. If you're like a dude, you know like nobody wants to take you in no matter how desperately you are in need of help. Where is this coming from? cuz I think that's what I thought when we watched Kiki if a teenage wizard came to my door and be like please show I need to stay here for residency I'd be like yeah sure kid. what if he was like an ugly dude, just a really ugly guy and he smelled when you die and realize your family's going to find the artificial ass you've been fing for the last year, why didn't you burn it before you died? Well maybe he didn't predict that he would die.

You should have left like a note for your friend to get rid of it after you died. That's true. Always have an insurance plan. like doesn't everybody have a code written in their computer that deletes all their points before they die? Would you really care if everyone saw my por history after I died? uhhuh yeah but you're dead but my memory lives on If I died right now Mhm I have two life-sized like 5 ft tall sex dolls that weigh like 50 lb in the closet.

Would you get rid of those for me or what? everyone knows, you have them I'm confused I'll get rid of the big black but like no, no, that's acceptable These six days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fing nothing Mak zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation. from your vacation.

be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch unless you're an Asian immigrant parent. In that case, you work until 10 p.m. Why do guys only want bimbos? Why do woman only like stupid jerks? Why can't I get his attention? What isn't he's gay? Yeah, what? No, this is not happened.

Why I wish this happened. It could have 550 / 2 = 225. What is it not? Oh my. God It looks plausible right? but it's notz.

Oh 275 66 + 44 is 100 1.11 + 99.99 = 100 Jesse what theu are you talking What the are you talking about? Yeah, there's always the ones that like look Kind of right. Yeah for a second then you think about it. you're like uh-uh no, it's a whale. How do you have friends baby whale? Remember when the text used to look.

This text thing is like from 2005 when everything had to have like an outer glow, a gradient, a drop shadow and then it still had the yeah free. Wi-Fi Solve this derivative I Don't know. The Wi-Fi password is the first 10 digits of the answer. I'll just turn my data on.

mean don't don't bother, then damn The answer is 10 digits long longer cuz it's the first 10 digits it's Pine Ah, scientists recently discovered that rats love driving tiny cars. Even when they don't get treats when put in mazes adapted to tiny cars, the rats just enjoyed cruising around. Well, great. That's a universal thing across every species.

We like doing that too. I Hate driving cars. What about like Ikea carts? Those are pretty fun too. Those are fun.

Yeah girls having to block 42 dudes in their messages telling them how pretty they are. guys receiving a notification from their phone alerting them of insufficient storage. Thank God I Upgraded to like one of those phones with like a ton of storage. Yeah, I used to be the second guy, but you know I Also understand those those High storage phones are so much more expensive like the price is.

Sky rockets take 4K videos all the time and I've had it for years still have space I Raised my hand in class. another student shouts the answer realizing the that I was going to say oh oh because you're were going to be wrong Yeah wait, but he saved you from looking like a dumbass I would have been like oh my God Good save Thank God You know what's the worst feeling? You raise your hand super confident, get called on, say the answer wrong. If I were a teacher you know I'd be like it's okay. There was a nice try.

You're like what's two + two five? You're a fing dumbass. My dad noticed I was dressed so he 3D printed me a little wooden elephant oh my God wa Japanese Fathers Man: Yeah like you look at this elephant and it just looks Japanese did you're a Japanese father? Can you talk real quick? not like an Auctioneer but I can talk faster than normal If I try really hard Father: Now is Not the time Father I may have murdered a man. This is not the time for joking. Father woman in full black bodysuit.

Nah. erase a little line at the th neuron activation. Something about that little sliver just awakens something in men. It's so scandalous.

she's a now let him play. It's not like he'll be gaming for the rest of his life, right? Oh you're so wrong. Yeah I don't know. like if our parents knew what they started, but hey, they started my YouTube career by buying me my first N64 Thanks A lot.

Like getting video games for a kid is like getting them drugs. Yeah, it's a dopamine boost. How do I check my son's history? I Took my son's phone and I want to know how to look at history? There's no way to do that. M Mhm Respect what people think the '90s look like.

what they actually look like. oh that looks super modern. Look at the TV yeah, look at the windows. That's like today.

Dude, to be fair, there were like super cozy looking houses in the '90s Like that is not a good picture. That thing is like one shade of brown. My fandom is the best. The Fandom: How does it like get through the clothing? It could be girls with skirts am I sexist.

The think that like only guy would let his ass get this dirt. You think a girl with a skirt like she's going out of her way to wear a skirt would not at least wipe her ass. You would think what I'm thinking is there was a girl wearing a skirt and then she like farted but it was actually a Shir and she didn't realize it. How can girls sh if they don't even fart or poop if you honk at me I will kill myself.

How am I driving I'm not. This vehicle is being driven by 700 rats. What the How many people do you think just like honked at him just cuz they want to see him die they're like go for it. do it puss.

Yesterday I asked my kindergarten what she did in school and she said nothing. Then later I went to Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile. So your kindergarten is a liar. It's either that or she's not impressed by a crocodile.

In which case she's a psycho. Well if it were Florida it could be nothing. The entire Gaming Community after Christopher Judge roasted Call of Duty at the game awards the Activision as EXs that were present. oh my God that is so accurate though cuz Katos himself has roasted you trus of air of the head.

That's Fu Impressive thinking about the time I went to a planetarium and somebody booed when they showed e mood did they cheer for Uranus I cheer for Uranus I cheer for Jupiter The biggest gas giant Genie is the biggest gas giant. Shut the up When you finish dual lingo and finally work up the courage to talk to native speakers for your baby to eat. She thinks you want to eat her baby. do you think do lingo actually teaches you how to speak I see I see when your teacher almost catches you cheating so you hit him with the you know when you look over and you're just like oh no I was like thinking does it work yeah how would you know Me: disables Google Home microphone Me: hey Google Google home your microphone is currently disabled oh no well I thought everyone was well aware of that.

Everything you say is being sold to the government agencies dark organizations. Harambe S for Harambe. The moon landing was faked If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after, just get up and leave because of stupid question. Oh yeah, 100% Would Would you still love me if I was a worm? If the world ended tomorrow, would you Would you turn into a worm? with me? What is it biologically about you guys and asking dumbass questions after drawing circles around nips? Why do you ask dumbass questions on a regular basis? It's in my genetics.

jitty, it's in my genetics. Henry I Never actually heard guys introduce themselves. How do y'all find out each other's names? We usually just wait until we hear somebody else say it. Would you just call them by like, you know what they look like You know that's your high school.

and don't repeat those racist remarks. Feel HR is about to fire you Steve that's an evil looking smile. Your performance has been quite lacking. Johnny Depp Never wanting to be Captain Jack Sparrow for Disney ever again with $31 million it's cuz they offered him 300 and he's like oh my God I would ask for black.com if met $300 million as the girl you would.

It's just a joke joke. I'm just kidding. Wait, but for real though, for $31 million? No, you wouldn't. Well mean it depends on how big of little kids talking about when I Grow up man, it's 70 in December you ain't growing up Lal Yeah these dumb little kids talking about their Futures Like their jobs, their careers, their families.

ha. Realizing you should have bought a house in 2008 instead of fing around in fourth grade. Oh what are you 9-year-olds doing? Are you allowed to buy a house at 9 like let's say your Dad give you an allowance of like $2 million? No, you're not legally no. Why not? Skill issue is that one? You receive an email from the professor entitled exam Postponed Nice.

Okay, nice. hello all. unfortunately I have to reschedule the exam and I will have to cancel class on Thursday Against my best wishes: I have been shot and I'm being treated in the R I also have Co and the divorce is getting messy. Office hours are still 11 to 12 on Monday Wednesday with your ta.

If I am alive the exam when we move to Monday of next week, keep reviewing the text and look over your IDs Against his best wishes, was he wishing to not get shot at some point? I Don't think you wish for that. It just happens. You never know what people are going through. Professors are humans as well.

Strippers are humans too. Mark Zuckerberg is human too. except for Mark Zuckerberg he's not a human. Ah, okay, but if you're worried about bombs, why are you letting me keep my laptop batteries? If I overvolted them and breached the cells, it would make a sizable EXP Oh, God it's okay, dear.

In a moment, he'll realize I have a good point and return my wait. You do that. This: This is man logic here. this is how men beat you in the realm of logic and then the girl's like no stop.

stop messing with authority I don't want to get in trouble Me at the Zoo Thumbnail changed this one Sparks Joy This one does not spark Joy Wait, they changed the thumbnail to this. What's Me at the zoo? It's the first video I ever uploaded to YouTube Why would you change thumbnail? Yeah no, it's still the same. yeah, Who Who changed? Don't you miss when like all the thumbnails used to be. Just like still frames.

like terribly color graded just gray as hell. shitty resolution. just like a dude in a camera I Feel like Ping Charlie still does it? Yeah yeah. Moist.

criticals like the last one the last Bastion of just man looking at camera my ex and my dad still get Taco Bell together. Is this not weird to anyone else? Tell your dad I've got his crunch trap Supreme and I'm on my way to pick him up. We broke up 4 months ago. Why do you still get Taco Bell With my dad? just two guys eating crunch wraps and watching football.

Oh that's pretty awesome. girls. wish they could just get that much joy from eating a crunch wraps Supreme and football I can, but you guys can't If a movie character gets shot here, they're required to keep it to themselves for a while. Later in the movie, they must open their shirt jacket revealing an alarming amount of blood, followed by another character saying you're hurt.

This is law Oh my God Every movie. How come they don't ever get like shot in the we're just like straight in the like. just wipe the out or like, what about like I don't know Henry if you were about to point to the throat, it's probably CU he'd be dead like instantly I Will never recover from the student email good afternoon Professor Pennyman I Hope you had a great break I Was wondering if it will be acceptable to use sources from the late 1900s for our final paper. I Found an interesting paper from 1994.

Is there a cutof date of publication? See you tomorrow Oh wait, what's wrong Henry What We were born in 1994. Whenever they talk about public like from the late 1900s I'm like I am the Ancient One Doctors say 10 years time humans will be able to live and work till the age of 120 I Don't want to do that? Yeah, just end me like people needing to buy something at last minute for Christmas Muslim shop owners, my child and Chinese food. Ah yes, minorities and their ability to work through any holiday. I For one, thank them for their service.

Fahrenheit is the most intuitive temperature scale 100 Fahrenheit is very hot 0 Fahrenheit is very cold. Okay, so 50 F is perfect. 50 f is perfect, right? Technically 50 isn't that bad like I would be happy with 50. Oh yeah, but if you're from California 50 years, like do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed all the time? Yeah, Mhm I pretend I didn't hear anything either.

Yeah, you need to learn that skill and then to add to it, just pretend you don't smell it. Okay I feel like this is what we do for my mom? Yeah cuz she farts really L me like I was on call with her and my dad and then he's sitting like right there and she just FL out a fat one and then all of us just kept talking and nodding and my dad just sat next like me recording two married co-workers grinding on each other at the Holiday party in in case I need it later. So uh Fred you want to finish my report for me. If you don't want your wife getting that a you know, good blackmail material, it's when you need to call in the favors.

Hey, uh, give me your parking spot man. give him an offer. they can't refuse sometimes. I Think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who was kicked out after the Pit Boss said he was too drunk.

High Bar security came over, asked him to say the alphabet starting with M and he replied alphabet. He was escorted out of the room but he's not wrong though. Is that all they ask? Like people can't do that when they're drunk I Could so do this dude M N O P Q RS Like at least I can do it sober I'll ask you again in about 3 hours time. Oh okay, we're going to get DK and then play World of Warcraft World Life The Wildest Life The Wildest life.

We shitfaced and then we play World of Warcraft and we just get shitfaced at the computer. My wife giving me $300 cash for Christmas me giving my wife $300 cash for Christmas Wait, that's kind of cute cuz then it would be like it's the thought that counts. Yeah, he loves you equally as much as you love him no less or no more. We also do that for Christmas every year, but then at that point then I just end up with the same amount of money.

Yeah, you're right. How about I give you 369 and you give me 300. So that way I can give you 69 every year. What? what? Henry The math doesn't add.

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But then like history in school, it's like what? What is what? You can't even think what is mercal mer mercantilism? Oh my. God You're actually giving me flashbacks Recently, One of our newest team members asked if he could decorate his cubicle. when I said yes I wasn't expecting this. Oh my god, he has a certain aesthetic doesn't he? Oh yeah, it's a very cozy that's I'm jealous.

Yeah, mad jealous jealous. I Love the plushy moose head. So cute! Found this poor gal eating a dead Javalina on the side of the road in the desert. She has no collar and she's a little sniffy.

Barely got her in my car. She kept growling a little and acted like she was going to bite me. but I know it was only because she was scared. She finally calmed down.

This is your dog. Please let me know. Oh no thank you. Oh no, that's not a dog she How did she get a coyote in her car? How did you identify an animal correctly? That's a coyote, right? Yeah, how'd you do that for? Must have been in all those cartoons.

You can't spell a coyote though. Dad Don't bring up your sister's feet career during Christmas dinner. She's making more than you if your master's degree. she's our favorite.

I Love the honesty? Yeah, Do you think there will be a huge deflux of women in the workplace because all women are doing this? Hey nothing. nothing wrong with selling Fe pics? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, this is good. It's opening up the market for jobs for men.

Remember when it snowed in December Peerid Farm remembers yo? It hasn't It hasn't sned at all and it did last year. Global Warming Henry We're we're actually I think it's just it's just a bad year. we just it's just bad. RNG This year it it'll come next year for sure for sure.

and then next year the temperatures are going to be like 60 and you're like, no, it's just real bad here. What's your desired salary? What's the job pay? Honestly, what's wrong with saying a million dollar because they know you're lying. No, that's my desire I'm I'm not lying I desire A Sal Well, we don't want a like non-grounded person. Don't ask me these dumb questions.

Then the Weasley in the first movie Harry who was rich and famous and stayed with them for free. It wasn't even like that they were so cozy. they had the best house do all the Weasley houses were cozy ass I don't even care if I if I were Rich I'd live in their house if I had like millions of dollars I would straight up buy their house. that's that.

make them actually po how I sleep every night Knowing online console gaming could have been completely free, but Microsoft popularized the subscription based model that other competitors also started using. Wait, it could have been free D I think Genie subscribed to like the Microsoft online, the PlayStation online, the Nintendo online, and then the PlayStation online a second time on a different account because she forgot to cancel the other one. Maybe stupid. Oh, he didn't put a way to see the second image.

I May be stupid, but what? we'll never know because he's stupid. No, you're really funny. LOL I wish Haw guys could have your sense of humor. Ouch.

Why do you think I have that sense of humor? Because I'm ugly. It's my only way to track mates. Do you think people become who they are in in order to attack the M Like they just work towards their strengths or whatever they can like, They become whatever is required to find somebody you're turning human mating into like a David Adenor documentary. LeBron James Jr won't wear his dad's number.

He doesn't want people to know who he is a what coming in number four LeBron James Jr hey bro, who is that guy his name is LeBron James who that guy is He's literally going to be LeBron 2o dude. No, maybe he comes in as like James that's still LeBron James's name j All right, that's it for memes. All right. So today we're going to look at things that we can't look at on: YouTube Yes, this is how this e you guys would eat the.

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