All right well welcome back to mx our place. Today we have a returning guest, her name is tyongye, tony or auntie or or amber, or butt slapper or the banana or the banana. Yes, oh, my god. I have to show you guys something i'll.

Just uh show you guys on the stream yeah sure the video, so a lot of crusaders or mxr plays viewers. Know me as master spanker, and i wanted to show you the reason. Okay, the first reason: oh, oh, what is that? What is it has a heart on it? Can you demonstrate how that you use that? Oh it's for love, oh yeah, yeah! Oh i love you. Oh that's cute.

Is there a doll you can show what you smack the out of someone's ass and the second reason? Oh, that doesn't have a heart attack, it's like say, hello, mom, i'm pretty sure i've never seen sailor, moon or something like that and third reason. There's so many reasons. Oh my god is that spike. It's only for hair, it's my hairbrush.

You know oh yeah, that looks like a great hair, massage she's, trying to like literally batter people's ass. No, no! No! It's for hair! No, like you know how they like tenderize meat, yes like with a hammer, tenderizer yeah, but that's an ass tenderizer collection. I love it. I'm spanker and thank you for having me thank you for coming what a way to start the video.

Oh, my god. I love your sweater. Well, today, uh i thought we'd watch some memes, that's it! Okay. We we just watched some funny memes watch her not laugh once and i'll be so sad.

That's fine too! There's nothing! Minecraft! There's not really nothing over here. Wait. Did i get scared of strawberry tree? Does the strawberry? I thought those were rose bushes in minecraft. So if you step through them, you actually get like prickled and it hurts i've seen so much clips.

This is like his thing, like his computer always falls on top of him and that's like the punch line to like all his clips. I wonder how many pc he has. I know this has literally happened like eight times like every time. I click on his videos, like his pc, falls on him.

It's time to do. Some sketchy shows dude we're getting a dog soon we're kind of second-guessing our choice to get a dog now yeah we're getting a puppy soon, and i don't know what you guys told me last time. Yeah do you want to see pictures pictures of puppy? Oh, this is our exact this. This is the one we're getting oh her name's, so cute yeah.

Hopefully she doesn't pull this or else uh, sending her straight to the straight back to her mother's womb. No, no! What's the shelters no send her to the shelters? Oh tick, tock challenge. What is that? Have you done that before wait? A second, i don't know how he put the middle finger right. Oh, that's! A middle finger.

That's a that's, not a middle finger! No! That's! That's! That's! That's a little yeah yeah sure, or maybe it's his nose henry. What did you think of a nose? No a liar. I don't know why, but i'm just stretching my banana yeah. These days i play elden ring it's really fun and stressful at the same time.
So i decided to get my you know, stress reliever, which is this one. Oh my gosh, and then, if you shake it, it comes back to the original. That's a fascinating stress. Ball.

Have you ever tried eating it as long as you use it as a as a stress toy, and that's it? No, you could fight on it. You could bite down on it. That's perfect! Maybe that could be my future patreon content, the fishies in the british aquarium. Oh, my god, yeah wait.

I don't get it, i don't. I don't get it nice, it's the teeth, nigel stormberry! Oh my god. Oh oh, oh, my god. He has a very big teeth.

You know what they say about big teeth. What do they say? Radishes, like big radishes, you go like. Oh you go like this you're trying, the red. This is big radish like this, and you go like a guy's radish.

What is that? What is that? I thought it was going to like combine and then he was going to have a tooth, i'm pretty sure, he's so jealous of the thornberry he wishes. He was going there, nigel thornberry, to donate his front teeth to this guy. Oh my god. It's the ultimate puzzle! Piece: okay, it ended well! I like that he didn't give up.

You can tell they've been together for a while, he doesn't get embarrassed or he doesn't get ashamed he's just like. Just give me your hand all right. I know it's somewhere there, just just pass it over when you're. First, with the girl, like you, feel, a little nervous, you know like, oh no, what, if she doesn't hold my hand, what if she doesn't see it wait, is that why you didn't like high five or hug her when you guys first met that one was because He was just anti-social; no, he wanted his chicken, it's tough, being a guy.

Sometimes you know, like you, reach out your hand, you're afraid of like maybe what, if she doesn't notice. Tony did you know, okay. So, even after that, when we went on our first date, i had to go and grab his hand. She needed that first, i grabbed his hand first yeah cause henry was so shy and then even then he was like.

Oh i just grabbed your hand. I was like come here boy, oh genie. Let's go. I finally found out where my asses dude the moment's eyes just fully lit up.

You say: oh, oh, no. I've had a terrible lapse in judgment. The boss battle has begun, he's like oh, no, no! No! No. I should use this on henry someday.

You can't do that to a guy he's sleeping, that's just not fair. You just feel, like that's mean i'll, be like henry. I know i have why i have such flat poop. I really no.

I don't think so. I disagree. You don't have flat breaths, oh my god, you should try genie when he's like half asleep yeah i'll. Do it again when he's half asleep? Damn! Oh really, bouncy ball! Oh my gosh! No wonder it was really bouncy.

What was it they over inflated? It listen to it. Oh, i thought someone shot it like that's how loud it was. There's. No reason a basketball should bounce that high.
Do you think he blew the ball by himself with his mouth or some tool? I'm pretty sure you need. You got to be a special kind of person to be able to do that. I don't think people are really capable of blowing that hard for that long. You have to you have to have like a mouth.

What is that pokemon like bro? When was the last time you ate, do you hold your dog's legs? There's enough food for everyone like he's eating it, like that's the last morsel food left, the entire universe, oh like how this other friend has to like put him to rest. It's okay, there buddy rest. Now he tarnished. I understand yeah chong dong! No because like when you go around korea town, you see a lot of stores called yong dong wait, but does that actually mean big peepee because kun does mean big, but i don't know what nam gun is.

Let me search it all. Penis, big penis, oh wait is it palace, it says: phallus. It actually means phallic. The phallus hospital wait.

It's in north korea, yeah pyongyang is north korea henry, oh, my god. Oh my god. I need that. Oh yo grab my cord right.

There grab my cord right there yourself, bro, daddy yo, don't do that. Do not do that. My man i'm trying to help you out. You want your cords, so bad here ready.

Does he not like that? Okay? Why would he like that? What do you mean? I don't think any guy wants his bro to whisper daddy in his ears. I don't think anybody wants that. We still need that, though right yeah, daddy in that way in that mannerism in that pitch, daddy yeah, you always daddy. Sorry, you just whispered it to tony.

So sorry, daddy, all right, gee everybody did it's your turn now daddy, oh, oh, my god. That was a little dark. I think i don't know how unlocked got in trouble. It's a drum! It's a drum beat it's a drum beat yeah.

What is wrong with that? Because he played out of turn oh genie, is that true genie? I don't think that's the reason. How do you know the reason henry? Oh, my god, tony's playing me now she's playing me now. What is this no table? We're all double h. This was your step.

Sister right now and she needed your help. What'd you do i i i i i just. I really needed to do my laundry, so she if she could get the out of there that'd, be great. Meanwhile she's not even close to the edges.

I never understood that because i don't think you could get stuck in there ever her hair is stuck in the crevice in the back. Oh also, why did she go that far in there was a sock at the very end of it, henry you're really trying to justify why girls might get stuck in the dryer. I thought that was a motorcycle. Not gon na lie.

Pov you sleep in the same hotel room with henry. Oh henry. He snores this bad okay, it gets pretty loud all right, it's not good! It is bad, it's not! I! I can't sleep because of, but you kind of get used to it right. I wake him up, you do it.
I like pokey, slightly yeah and then you stop you go like, and then you go you're. Okay, oh thank god. Yeah. Sometimes i wake myself up too yeah.

He goes like that's crispy. Whatever it is. It's deep fried you know. What's coming up next, let's cut it open and see what the? What is that disaster tomato wait? How does that benefit a tomato in any way, people deep fry, an ice cream, but that's good.

That's actually good! Really! Okay, i understand like, if you put into slices and then you deep fry it but like whole tomato, is just i'm not really following there. What oh that's cool? No, i mean i could kind of get like her device if you're trying to get a separate pickle out, you put your fingers in there and then you're gon na you're gon na mess up the whole jar. The pringles, on the other hand too much. The squat, though, is very important.

I know. Oh, my god he's he's good at squat dude. That's like the next level of asian squash yeah. This dude got a solid foot under his ass here, yeah um, hey some girls.

Might actually like that, it's an upgrade. Maybe if you could like put a line down here and make it a little bit more uh like bigger, it's so big, oh, no! He still didn't understand at the end yeah. I don't think he knows. Oh god, when we are old, we're gon na experience this true with new technology yeah like that's, that's what he's used to you know all his life when he picks up the phone.

That's what it looked like! You can't blame the poor guy. My dog really just stopped me. Oh hell, yeah. I want my dog to suck me sick, wait.

What is that? Oh, no wait. What is that this isn't a urinal? Is it it's a urinal, what it's pee, what a way to end the video yeah? He thought it was where you were no: no, how would that be a sink? The water is literally yellow. You can smell it. There's no way, oh, what you gon na do when you catch some hoes in the club, what you gon na do to them hole.

Oh, oh, my god, oh go, get, get, get, get, get, get get break that big. There isn't even a female there. No, no he's he's dancing. Isn't he? Oh yeah, wait henry? What are you doing? Why do you need female when you need when you dance yeah, you can just dance like that by yourself.

Yeah. Is that how you is that how you dance with females? That's twerking, that's twerking! Isn't it plus he's dancing? That's adorable, henry okay, hey what you watching! Oh learning how to do jumping jacks, mm-hmm, okay, you know i'm all-knowing right, she's, not even doing jumping jacks, correct yeah, it's not even right! Oh my god. That's so bad! That's the worst jumping jacks i've seen what is that? That's, not a jumping jack! No! You have to bring your arm all the way down who goes halfway like that. That's why jesus is disappointed in you show them how to do a real jumping, jack, yeah, jumping jack, okay i'll do one too go for it hold on hold on.
I need some preparation. Yeah you can do. It is jeannie, jumping jackie, i'm jumping jackie, okay, i'm gon na jump, big jump too. Oh my god, i'm out of shape what the heck i'm doing pretty similar with her.

Oh, my god, the exercise we did all right. That's it for a meme smash like for every time that tony just did a jumping jack. It's like she only just please tell me you did a jumping jack i did i did. I did okay because if you didn't do any, they were getting zero likes on this video.

I i heard the noises yeah, you think yeah, i heard heavy breathing unless she was just faking it and go like no. No, no! No! No. I heard it. I heard the exertion yeah, i did it, i did it and you will like it.

Okay. I can't wait to see the footage. Thank you guys so much for watching make sure to check out tiong yi twitch.tv to see her use her brand new spanking toys. Who knows who thank you so much for watching? Thank you for watching inviting me yeah thanks for being here.


12 thoughts on “I’ve been doing jumping jacks wrong my entire life ft. tyongeee”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars roman reyes says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, today I am having all of my wisdom tooth remove, as I am going to finish this video I am heading for the operational journey

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Faris Sehzadah says:

    Bro 8min into the video and all of the jokes and examples are just straight up double meaning funny i just love it 😁😀😂🤣

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars jon lelis says:

    okay folks, alot of clippable out of context shots from Jeannie this video for the MXR reddits 🤣😂

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Let's be Honest Official says:

    Henry fighting for his dear life to not comment on all of Tyongeee's sex-toys

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars flatwater5 says:

    "Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel! Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel! What was that? Huh? Huh? Huh? Quick, before the hyenas come!"

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Seiko says:

    i got my puppy todaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy wooooooooooooooooooo he is smaller than my arm and my little sisters arm she is 6

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ContemplatingRain says:

    The dog got his collar stuck on the table cloth. Not necessarily his fault, but still aggravating.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars SUPREME Chadmaster says:

    The fact that these couns and clowns are getting more clout than me and my talent is just ***** beyond me

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Luke H says:

    Tygonee pulls…toys

    Me knowing what exactly those are: mmmm, yes, love.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars North Plavia says:

    I cicked on this video as fast as I could, which was three minutes ago as I am writing this.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars nightspicer says:

    Can y'all put some block on the bots in the comment section?
    Cus it's kinda annoying how they're literally everywhere

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars JustBadInternet says:

    First to like fourth to see this collaboration and one who hopes that everyone's been great physically and mentally. Love the whole crusade family!

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