Hello genie, hello, henry: how would you like to do some subtle asian dating it would sound glorious? I'm glad you see it my way, yay people long distance relationships be like. Can you vote again, you might cut out sorry my ear buds were out. Could you do it too loud? Oh sorry, sorry blind date hurt. I'm a big country fan me trying to impress her.

China is very large nice. I like that russia tell me some more. Yes keep calling australia, yes, wait! That's a continent. Is it a country or is it a constant? I don't know.

Oh now it feels stupid. The united states of america is australia, a continent yeah. The answer is yes, but it says it's a country in oceania is australia, a country. Oh they didn't say.

Yes, a sovereign country, it's a relatively prosperous, independent country. Yes, it's not that prosperous, though just relatively oh, the reason men can open jars easier is because they don't moisturize, i don't either yet i still can't open jars. No! It's because women are weak. Women have limp wrists, they have no muscles, i'm not sexist.

You know why what women don't have grip strength right? Men have really good chances from all the motivation. Yes, if you want to be my lover, you got ta not use snapchat as your sole method of communication and just text me like an adult in fact, call me: let's have a conversation, a real conversation, that's tough like an adult, especially if you're, like a teenager. You can't like formulate your thoughts properly on the spot, at least that's why i text when i was a teenager, because, if, like you talk to me in person, stop thinking that you are ugly, you are but stop thinking about it. Okay, yeah, like if you're ugly, you just got ta, accept it and move on with your life.

You're wasting resources seriously you're wasting your life. You can't change. Just try diverting it on things. You can change life's, not not all about looking pretty.

In fact, it's not very important. Most women look for personality right genie. I look for personality too. Two big personalities look for four personalities, maybe even five.

No that's cute! You have to explain to me i'm confused. Your hair smells so good this too, and this too get off me. Oh i'm getting fat yeah they're getting chubby inside molest, you cooking, molest molest, take a shower later! Oh, my god, huh they're playing footsies get your leg off. Henry would be like genie.

You're kicking me, i'm, like. Oh sorry, i'm trying to sit here in peace and eat my dinner. What are you doing? Don't work hard. I can take care of you.

This is that little uh little cancerous there a little toxic. Don't you believe in independent woman, not gon na lie, i'm a little disturbed of how often and frequently this guy tries to molest my body yeah, like that's a little bit of a it's a little weird. Why do you always take a shower late? That's not good! At all, wan na shower with me sounds good. You know, showering together is really not that great.

You know, like you got ta like hug. The water someone's always bound to get like a little cold yeah. It's not efficient, see cheese, speed, see money pee! Oh yes, you're gold. Digging.

Now are you okay, i'll put on the mask for you? No baby? That's not the right mask. Put your underwear in my face. I don't get any of these. I don't get any of this either showered and i noticed his buns be apparent, so i'm gon na go grab them all right.

Let's just call it here: we don't we don't get these, i don't get them. The only one i like remotely understand is like genie trying to grab my cheeks, what is with woman and trying to grab our sheets equality? Is that solely the reason why, like just for quality, if you didn't grab my butt cheeks, i would never have the thoughts to grab yours. I don't grab your cheeks, don't you slap him? What are you talking about when i'm walking up the stairs? I don't know what you're talking about i'm just trying to protect you from the mosquitoes that are landing on your ass. There are zero mosquitoes in this house move in together.

It speeds up the breakup process. Follow me for more relationship advice. That's when they can't hide who they are anymore, you see them for all they that they are, and it is absolutely amazing. In the case of genie, i fell in love even more when i saw her in her entire wholeness you're enough, even though i'm not always brave yes, even though i can be a downer.

Yes, even though i need constant reassurance leaves yes, this is genie right here. I have to tell her yes, yes genie. Yes, you are enough you're more than enough, i'm stressed she sits in her room all day playing video games. I would love to have a boyfriend, but my video games are more important.

I mean hey: if that's how she wants to live her life, you know, technically, you don't need a boyfriend, you really don't you really don't what do we provide for them? Anyways, nothing. I mean like if you're looking for happiness from a boyfriend, you could technically get that from video games too yeah and if you're looking for penis, you can get that from adam edith.com. So when a girl tells her friend, i like your brother, when the boy tells his friend i, like your sister yeah, i don't know i'm just like yeah i'm, my sister man, i don't know is that is that wrong to say or no it's not that's. Why, before you told me, like, i didn't understand why brothers are extra defensive, because you know you don't want anyone to like violate your sister right or like you, don't want her to get desecrated or something like that.

I don't want my brother to get his steps. Crazy, china can't, i argue, the same thing: no, no. This can't get desecrated by vagina. It can only get blessed by him and therein lies the truth of it.

Girls be like i love a man in uniform me. First of all, that's an inmate is it. I thought like policemen, firemen plumbers, why do girls like uniforms? I actually don't get the uniform part. I just like a clean, dressed guy, but i guess it's that, like they're in professions where they got ta, be strong and so they're like big and burly.

Like you know how all women love firemen, because they're all like jacked, i love women in uniform yeah. You do the uniforms you find at like party city, that's the uniform henry likes when he's too boring in bed choke me. Are you into that? No, i want to die so if i want to not be boring in bed, i just have to choke her out. Then nice keep that in mind for who for my dreams? Okay, i mean not not like.

I have those dreams - oh yeah, yeah, for who, in your dreams it was at this moment henry knew he was for the monsters that appeared on my bed. You know got ta choke them out. Oh you're, very good at like guys. If i leave, does it remake.

I seriously don't want to play this game. No. She broke up with me by text during loading screen. I feel like crying.

Oh, my god, dude. That's so sad. I just feel like just leave my man just leave. I don't care, we don't need to play this.

Yeah, you don't need a flame. You can always cue back in jonathan 31. Looking for my lovely ever after must be blonder, brunette be fit and toned go to the gym more than four times a weekly be no more than five eleven and no less than five. Four in height, be available at all times, give good, be able to cook and clean, devote as much of your time to me as possible.

Have a steady income of above. Seventy thousand dollars have own apartment that i can crash out. Occasionally, if you fit these criteria strike bright, i will not settle for anything less, also not interested in bbws and single moms. But what do you bring to the table? Why do you deserve somebody like that? Well, if you have this criteria, when you swipe right, maybe you'll discover it and if he doesn't fit your criteria, then that's it.

Maybe this is like really targeted advertising. You know because, like what, if someone like, fits all of these and they're like - oh my god, that's me - that's i'm perfect for this and girls like people who know what they want. Happy value. Man valley mail, this guy right here, jonathan.

I need a five five female black hair. Only not blind, not brunette. She needs to not go to the gym ever. She needs to play video games seven times times a week.

She needs. Sometimes i have blonde hair in this. I'm out bye, guys, don't be a chaser, be the one who gets chased you're the tequila, not the lime. Maybe they should chase after us the net.

No but like the thing is most guys, don't actually chase and then nothing happens like they don't get a girlfriend or anything. It's a good idea in theory. But if you succeed and get a lot of money, you will be chased by gold diggers. On february 14th i will post.

I miss us comments on every couple photo. I see the man's doing devil's work. He will split every couple. He knows cause strife, and so chaos for chaos is a ladder and he can climb the broken hearts of broken couples everywhere to his successful mission of taking down valentine's day, you're right, chinny, no you're, tired, i'm tired baby how to find your girlfriend 10 seconds um.

Oh, so that's how you find a girl, your girlfriend by standing next to a girl and then you're going from me to be like who is this yeah? Oh, no! No he'll drag you away being like. I leave for 10 seconds and you're already flirting with other. Like get over here, that's pretty good. That is pretty.

Why is she getting like flattered by this? Is he considered like the hottest thing in china or something? So if i just stand next to a girl for 10 seconds, she'll be like? Oh chinese people have some pretty lit tic tocs. They do animal wrestling in ancient greece. Large generals were viewed as a sign of stupidity, more of a beast than the man and represented gluttonous appetites. Meanwhile, a small flaccid penis represented self-control.

Yes, i do have some self-control. So you have a small flaw. No, i don't. I feel, like the higher-ups basically had small penises and then like ingrained this into their mind, so they can come out on top.

Isn't how like uh, how like religion started? How did religion start henry the lower class used as a way to make the upper class feel bad about? Oh, i thought you were going to tie it into like jesus. Had a tiny piece like so i was like how did religion start? My boy, i get shy off when my man stares at me for too long, because what, if he's realizing i'm actually a little ugly yeah? That is a thing like i get uncomfortable. If you look at me for too long like i started, why are you guys all so self-conscious? You do the same thing too, like if we stare at each other for too long just randomly both of us be like what what no, because i want to know what you want same. What do you want, but i'm not afraid that you think that i'm ugly - because i already know like if i'm ugly or not - and your conclusion is that i'm the handsomest man in this world interviewer? What are your strengths interviewee? I fall in love, easily interviewer um.

Okay and your weaknesses, those green eyes of yours, let me smash. That's why you don't get the job. Okay, just stop at those green eyes of yours. Don't you already lose the job? If you lay this line down, looks like that's kind of inappropriate.

You know i'm here interview: this is professional. This doesn't help me determine if you're fit for the job. Well, you don't know what the job is you're fit for. You know like pictures now, but like it's like this, this isn't a we're not looking for partners here.

We're looking for efficiency, productivity, a girl saying i had nice eyes me for the rest of the day, see that will be the interviewer okay. Well, let's be serious. Is this not a guy saying this to a female interviewee who says a girl can't say that to a guy interviewer, do you ever see that happening in a million years where a girl to get the job yeah yeah? I guess, if, like the interviewer is like a guy and he's thinking of his penis, maybe he'll leave the job taken to starbucks, because i forgot her name. Oh smart or you can just not forget your date's name, i mean if you go on, like many dates.

The names start blending together like stacy. Why are you dating a girl? If you don't even remember her name? Do you remember my name see i remember that name, but i'm gon na look at them. That's wrong! They're disgusting can't believe this. Let's move on to the next meme jessica sounds good frank.

Him. Look me in the eyes when you're sucky, it's so sexy. Is she okay? I don't get it. Why is this a thing? Why can't women just like stare straight into the bush of pubic hair? You know why do they have to like force their eyes up? The angle doesn't make sense like you might as well just stare straight into the fire straight.

Are you giving this advice from personal experience hypothetical when i do it to my mans and i stare at him straight in the farts he's like yeah baby keep going ginny how about we go check out tick-tock thoughts? How about we go and see some auctions for asian females? Oh okay, let's say these people were being auctioned. Yeah, it's tick, tock, thoughts, henry who would you date contestant one contestant number one. Would you date this female asian specimen? Okay? She has a very interesting choice in a tire flat is a board. I mean uh, it's really nice, nice proportions nicely done.

Hair looks kind of trashy, but um, but uh really henry. I get it. Let's see the actual one you want skip to the next, which one would you what about this one? Does that look like your friend, the one that like went to med school and now post like attention hungry, instagram, post, whoa, whoa, that's cruel, okay, so i'll take the first girl but think about this one right. Every morning you get her and her friend bobbing their head up and down in front of you.

I would take the normal girl. Okay, i don't know why they're doing this, it's really weird! Okay! So now that you've seen the last who do you choose to go out on a date with it reminds us contestant number one contestant number two, which asian ebay do you take on your first date number one three, this one explain your reasoning: i'm like uh high School exam provide proof like she's, the only one who's like smiling and being carefree about it. Okay, fair enough. She realizes the absurdity of what she's doing laughing at herself.

You know good choice, all right, that's it for subtle asian dating make sure to smash like and leave which one you would choose. If you would, we have zero everyone's, like i am too classy for any of this, which one would you choose she's option, four, which is right here. Thank you so much for watching smash like if you would choose genie over any of these. No henry we're not gon na get any license.

Oh everyone! No! Yes! Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace.