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All right. So here we have a mother and son playing some soccer. She's tired but he says no, he says no mother, no Well dude. and then she proceeds again.

Lots of hands on on those numbers. What happens when you take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge a little too far and put a little too much ice in your tank? Hmm. can it get out? Oh did it seal for him? Oh it might have sealed. Oh my.

God already made it out. Dogs love to play kitty. Yeah, let's play Let's Play Okay, straight WWE on his ass when ignoring the sign about horses that bite better touch the horsey. Oh the royal guard.

they Relish in like the pain. Yeah, be like this guy. He's like I say he's like a distance nice, respectable. Oh oh not this time.

Oh she's tempting. Why? why do you keep? Why are you surprised Dude I thought you was going for that. There's gonna be like some what out there that's like yeah, grab me harder. that's a horse.

Yeah, what's your point? Sticky tape on the counters. Very fat. Oh wait what? Yup, Yup. yeah, it's because they completely covered the floor or the counter with it.

You look so humanly. He's like get that off me because look at how boxy I am I'm a Roblox character now and now you're man spreading excuse you. You actually do take up a lot. Yeah.

I Do that again. Hey, what's this gate for I Thought they said cat's a liquid. Come on. yeah, you should be able to fit through that.

Come on. Yeah, there you go. Oh, he's kind of fat. Wait, here's the real question.

that Cat could have jumped off I should let him come in here. Oh my. God There's so much more interesting than this red ball I was playing with Taurus ignore warning signs of proceed to walk on rapidly melting ice sheets you deserved. Yeah, they probably had their phones on them.

those goddamn Taurus man you say that? Henry But I Feel like you're the person who would ignore this? Yep, I only ignore the signs that are dumb. Remember when we went to Japan and there was a sign that says like staff only and you literally walked behind it? No, that's because you can't breathe then. All right. yeah.

I just can't read it. Okay, license revoked for this kid. Whoa. You can reverse that fast.

They're faster than you think. Snake gone bad. Nice. wait, wait wait Oh it felt like he kind of walked into it.

Yeah, you literally see her advancing I Feel like he wanted his nuts tickled I think he's just a masochist. Yeah, he's like hit me in the Box I think he had his hand getting ready to cut it too. What was the monkey thinking? oh it's done. he's gonna eat him.

He's like all right I guess I'll have my snack now Williams F1 Esports Driver accidentally all Taps the cheats folder on stream you don't want to pronounce. that's a lot of hacks. Oh dude, you saw his smile and then the he definitely ran over. Do you think they learned by now right? Yeah, Never put your cheats on the same computer.

Hit her so hard that she turned into Forest Whitaker Why did she make that look hot? Why does she make that looks hot? This is water YouTube Ray this one. oh my God her eyes aren't working anymore. Oh my God I think it made her 404 Literally yeah oh my God smoking is injuries to health. You don't say oh it's nice.

Oh that's some crazy. Remember when people had like websites? Wow, it's still a thing. Oh and wait, that's not and it's poor now. Okay Henry that's all the stuff he used to watch.

eh? Hmm. All right now we move on to what could possibly go wrong. Everything. Cutting a microwave boiled egg? No.

seriously, how could this be ready? Oh oh, she microwave it for like five minutes. So what you do is you take the egg and you put it inside of you and then it pops inside of you. What's wrong with you dude? Why? you wanted to feel something explode inside of me? I Mean you can have something explode inside of you, but it's not gonna be with an egg. Don't do this at home.

It's just a joke. Don't do it. Speeding in two ways. Yeah.

always. Oh wait a second regret. Oh oh okay dude. the cameraman's dying.

No no, no camera. The camera's still going. He's trying to get back on the boat. Oh oh okay.

and now he said that was just slightly unlucky though. It was just bad timing when the wave crust came in I'm more like he got lucky for like the first three. Yeah, that should not happen. not paying attention while Drilling whoa, where's that coming from? Yeah, from that building, those things are that long.

The only tree in the Horizon What could go wrong? No, is there really only one? Oh my God Yeah, there it is. you're new. Why is he falling slow mo? You just have to avoid that one tree. All right, you can do it.

Go. Yeah, that tree is like one for one right now. Man grabbing a Rivals break lover. Okay in his televised competition.

that's dirty I Don't like how they keep calling it. It's a disgraceful gesture. You know it's like it's tempted murder. Let's see if I could score.

That hand is getting destroyed. Where's the goal post? Oh the girl's head. Perfect. Exactly what I was going for.

Beginner: your epic adventure as Warrior of light Final Fantasy 14. This Is A Lie The game does not look this good. Yes it does. No, it doesn't at least does not look like that.

At least that the game does not look like oh I'm sorry did you try and zoom in on her marketing Game does not look like this guy decides not to pay attention, gets pulled over. catch up to him dude. you just signed your own warrant. Whenever you're on the highway and you see a cop pulled over, you always notice everybody in front of you slow down by like 10 miles per hour.

But I've also wondered it kind of like intrusive thoughts. right? If a cop is like parked down there, he's away from his car. I'm like what if I just stepped on it 100 miles far. Like could he actually catch up if you have a Tesla just blending yeah you're like don't know which one it is the Pirates like reset time I would like do that once just to see like if I can get away.

that's what you would do if you had the power to reset time. All right Intrusive Thoughts: Success! This is why I Don't dive or Swim for that matter. Well that's because you can't swim. Not that you don't swim I Just don't with water man not doing an ollie Oh my God Wait so what was our plan? Because she just literally no tricks that she was just gonna go down the stairs? Yeah, it's gonna roll down the steps.

You hear the guys in the background. We're like oh, you need a new woman Couldn't do it. We're not keeping woman should be baking cupcakes instead of riding with their skateboards like the boys Dude I Literally said we're not keeping that in the video and you're still stealing a motorcycle and broad daylight. Oh my God Please don't tell me he's actually still going to sleep.

Even the women are coming to help. Do the people even know what they're chasing for? Are they just chasing the crowd? At this point, it's not about the bikes anymore. Apparently it was a small job, was okay. BB Cream I mean oh oh no.

oh no. the Earth's just squirted I don't know, it was a surprise facial. Oh no. he activated the Earth's too much with that.

with that claw of his he's like don't be so wrong. Can you off a train platform all intoxicated? Oh I Guess maybe it's better that he's doing it there where no one else is gonna walk. yo. they're just a highway there.

every person on the highway is looking on this. Was he too high? or just too high. There's steps. man.

oh he's like yeah, yeah, what happened, Nah, he was. He was high for sure. Yeah, bro, you just had to let go one you did a more impressive feat. hey, he's good.

He probably didn't even feel it to be honest. What could go wrong swinging from flagpole with backpack? Oh oh, he lost his books. Oh no, that's just like a cute looking for yourself, you know. I'm pretty sure your mom paid like five bucks for that backpack.

It's not gonna hold your weight letting a toddler wash the car. Oh all right now we're gonna move on to girls doing stupid cool. Two different types of girls. I had the greatest french fries ever.

Wait I like this girl? Who are you? Kai did you meet your husband? You know I'm gonna be the Friendship What about you? did you meet your husband? I'm the girl that was out so I couldn't believe it beforehand. Me like while I Dismount no cool yeah. cool room. The best way to mount off of this.

but thankfully I'm very strong Are you look when she says she's very strong I Don't know. Are you saying like your head is? you mean you're very heavy I mean did you hear the the weight of that funk? just boom. What you mean is she has a very very nice body. Priorities Up! Oh, save the drink.

Hey Mama had our priorities right? Hey, but that's actually safer because he could have fallen off the glass. could have killed yeah, because she's like oh thank God I still have a little bit of champagne left for today I'm gonna need it while I get a BBC off the ceiling your BBC yeah her BBC Oh yeah, it's her BBC Oh get it though, it's a fun party game. Get the BBC off the ceiling. How'd they get it up there? That is the question.

While I try to eat, this looks like a Korean mukbang. Is that that? Soju Maybe a bit of sippy sippy that's more than a sippy sippy? She don't look too good though. Oh no, she forgot how to use the Chopsticks oh no, that's a picture that's not even real food while my friend and I used the Porto Johns Oh God. Oh okay.

I'm here. Hello, Take a couple of loads to the face. Spider-Man No, don't open your mouth. Rule number one: Why does she seem happy about that while we filmed this tick tock? I'm not doing anything.

dude. she looks proud of herself. She's like no, I've done my duty. oh my.

God I did that I'm like a fire bender. two cosmoland. Oh girls, yeah, you know what. Just write an escalator up like that.

Just stay, Just stay ill. They lost all my feeling in their limbs. They're literally screwing each other over from getting up or getting off. There you go I Like the security officer finally coming in like what she just saw and turned into like Ladies as I tried to enter.

Oh dude, why would that be an entrance? Her friend is just like honey while we get in front of a pinata and get hit. Okay, she's actually stupid deserves and you're the adult here. Yeah, the emptiness of her brain. seven seconds I've seen many of these I did not see many of those.

Whoa oh my. God The camera. What? That's creeper than an actual video. Why does it look like like just bleeding glass out of her head? Yeah, always it's spilling.

Okay, but that was genuinely disturbing I was like well, well I slide across this deck. Oh man, these women are heavy dude. look at the speed. at least he can snag on my ground I'm surprised there's a goddamn hole in that patio.

Man, there was recoil jumping inside the train. Still made it nice. That would have been crazy if you actually made it. But again, don't do this.

Yeah. I'm saying all these disclaimers because I care about you guys. But if you do it, just film it. No, no, Six Nine fails.

a dive bomb in Romania Oh no, come on. I was like yeah, everybody's on their phone. Holy I Just think you don't have real fans man. what are they filming at that point? Were they there to see him? He's like trying to catch a human Cannonball Oh not again.

Oh, you know what's sad. The guy who actually wrote it's fine. but then, yeah. trying to help him died.

We have zero understanding of simple physics. That's not how a rap works great. There's no reason why ramps are designed. Yeah, you're telling you're telling one in that crowd.

It also was like no, they're just like I need to see the stupid happen parking a boat. it's going in hot, a lot slower coming in high. Stop it. Stop Nope right.

it's getting minor dance. That's fine. no it's not fine. I think the boat's still fine.

You gotta pay the government now to fix that. Yeah who the is driving this boat like from Bob's Burgers what's her name like for God's sake for us other big she's like ah okay, that's it for instant regrets. Wow, why not smash the like for how gorgeous these Yukonas look. There's fun too.

He looks very boxy. smash like if you think I look the best in the yukana, you do listen to you. No I'm kidding I look terrible. All right.

Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace.