Gin. Are you ready to sip some tea today? Oh yeah, Do you like guns? That's a loaded question Dude, well do I have the video for you Genie and do I have the sponsor for you if you love guns because today I'm actually wearing bulletproof Everyone! Wow that you couldn't tell that I was wearing the brand new operator Huh? Bulletproof. Everyone has something known as soft armor for extreme flexibility. Engineer also slash and stab resistant.

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and if they ever shoot you get some bulletproof everyone. Oh then you can live longer to watch them shoot you some more. You like golf Genie I Like golf I Really like golf I Like all kinds of goals. Wow, look at those.

don't worry it comes out the other end. We just saw murder. Yes, you like slavery. No me neither.

I Hate it. Henry What this is up Dude: Do you like baseball? So does this dog. He loves baseball and he's also really good at it too. Because check this out! Damn this dude hit a home run.

Do you like Mary had a little lamb. Have you ever tried singing it? He had a heart. Wow. Mary had a little lamb.

Sounds different today. Yeah, that was really impressive. I'm pretty good at sight reading it. Here's a brand new method to take out your baby teeth.

Okay, no yes no did they get it? Let me see oh it didn't work. it's Brave Yeah yeah I gotta finish the job I think that's what my mom used to do. gotta catch him unaware. All it caused was more anxiety issues.

Yeah so I have a lot of anxiety. That's true because I never know which happens I have a story about a first. every year there's like this big camp out in the seniors I Brought my boyfriend at the time and I was like tonight's tonight I'm gonna give a job. So it happened and then the next morning I realized my throat was hurting.

oh God and I might it hurts next day even worse and then the next day I was like I have to tell someone because I looked in the back of my throat and there was like white things oh God and I'm like oh my God I have an STD So I was so scared to go down to my mom and I go mom I gave his name a job. it was my first time ever doing it and something is wrong with my throat and she was like oh Sophie oh my God my dad's a doctor. this is getting stronger. Give me one moment I need to talk to Dad and I go no Mom don't my dad walks in I literally have tears in my eyes because I'm so embarrassed he goes open up oh my God he looks in it he was like all right yeah you should get tested so I go to Planned Parenthood The next day I had strep Sophie I Told my mom and my dad about my first job because I thought an STD but I just had strep throat.

You can't get an STD in your throat right like that's not. It's not a thing, it's my daughter and my son. There's something Saucy like that I'd rather they tone my daughter told me she gave up I'd be like that's fine but if my son told me he gave up no I'm kidding. You can do whatever he wants.

You'll be like that's fine. That's fine. Please tell me you at least top sometimes son. No.

Dad I'm a butt. Oh no. even when there's three of them dead, three of them. The Party: Pineapple, banana, spring water, maca powder and raw honey post workout smoothie obtuse rubber juice, green mousse, guava juice giant State you're thinking I love that show.

You know what where that's from right? SpongeBob You never watched Italy I feel the OddParents you're joking right? I did watch watches. it's just zone out For the intro see: I can't I know it's Wanda Timmy Timmy tell Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner cruel fuel grumpy meal Lemon Drill Spicy noodle midnight snack triple stack of caramel flake. My smoothie is pineapple. What do you mean I Just like really like pineapple and drinking a lot of it for none of the effects I like the taste and she likes it taste.

Factory's catchy beets but this is spinning out glow sticks. Wait, that'd be kind of fire though. Wow, look at this crazy wait is that? Skrillex Dude I Now know the origins of dubstep. No dubstep.

That's dubstep. Oh wow, that was good. Yeah, that's tough. Oh yeah, you don't even need machines.

just need Genie yeah when they try to help. but I have no idea what you're doing. That's me all the time. So did you win? Let's do something.

Nothing's bigger than all the other things he threw in there. That's gotta be worth like 100 points right? Director Now act like you got shot in the head. Hollywood Actors well of course who have had unrestricted internet since a kit. oh oh like I've seen actual people get shot in the head? Yeah, 100 huh? You could just get this from games too.

No, not even games are just realistic. bro. most games don't make it this real. man.

they they do mustard mustard ice cubes do you must have tastes great man? Okay, not if you're expecting like a mango and then you have that and the sourness hits and you're like what the damn this Soul left her body and the doctor had enough of your excuses. You're gonna be fine I Still have to eat something. no eating the food. next four years ahead of time so you don't need to be all right and your way body got the reserved Oh Jesus Christ Dude, you could have said it more like trust me, you have enough energy reserves.

Did you eat for the next four generations? Okay, you cannot eat for the rest of your life and you'll be totally fine. Does any hibernation is actually a thing? Yes, she's been hibernating a long time. Genie For a winter that'll never come. The confidence in his response: What color was the bike? There was no bike.

What color was it like bro. don't go back. What color was the bike? There was a bike. It was black.

yeah. watch the oh there was a fight. it was white. yo yo wait do I get to slap you now.

Other boyfriends don't even see the bike I only saw a bite. they're gonna. What more do you want? Yeah, what more do you want? I At least acknowledge the bike to be a step ahead. Back in 1994 Gabriel Met Christina at a party and they really hit it off.

They ended up getting married even though she was 30 years younger than him. They were happily married for 20 years, but then Christina decided that she wanted to get a divorce. but when she went to her lawyer, she was shocked to hear that she was already divorced from Gabriel 20 years ago. And this is because four months after their marriage, the couple went to the Dominican Republic for a vacation and Gabriel divorced her there because that's the only country where one party can file for a divorce without informing the other party.

and he says he did this because he knew one day Christina would divorce him and try to take all his money. That is the most toxic sick up relationships. So then he basically knew she was a gold digger but kept her around because you're a sleaze bag. Oh my.

God Rest In Peace this gold digger, her hard efforts that wrinkly caught for 20 years. there's for nothing Genie all that dick cheese she consumed in her life. Not a single Cent Damn dude, someone someone donated to her charity. Okay, fun fact of the day.

Apparently when you smile, the nerves in your tongue essentially paralyze so you can't actually feel your tongue when you smile. Cute though. I didn't do it. Yeah, that's did you do it? No, yeah, that's right, You didn't get any of us.

Wow. I bet some of you look like idiots right now. Well Henry What an accomplishment. You didn't smile When the architect of your house is your best friend who can leave without the main hoe seeing, you know you could just go out the back door, right? your house or this size nobody would notice meow.

Okay, Oh I got the cat's like I mean yeah, I do that but that's weird for you. Man, can you do that? I can't lick my knee Oh my. God that's crazy. A soundproof, a breathable device to silence your baby's cries during long flights and movie.

Nights Wait a second. This is genius. How is this possible without suffocating your baby. You know, a silencer on a gun.

It's like the same. It's not a human being anyone. I Just when they grab the boobs, this make you want to get a tattoo more or less because you get like, you know, a fun squish toy while it's happening, right? Yeah, it's painful. Man, you need something to squish and that's the perfect squishable object using a slink cannot know how to use.

This is what she was produced in a factory. Oh wait. this guy next level. Well, it's like teleporting.

What was this? Something like you do at like a music festival? Slinky For young kids or as a slinky for race. you know there's two modes of. Slinky DJs Will literally put anything before the drop today I Feel uh gay? Okay, oh no, you ugly dude. this actually popping.

This is the club man I'd lose it man. cut off power to a festival because he was not allowed to enter somebody. Damn that's a real life Grinch right there bouncing teeth. oh what's your favorite traditional Pakistani Dances Yeah I Love that stuff I Love Indian Culture cheating you just went from Pakistani to India You gotta choose one.

The Nepali people are truly a wondrous culture. It's a Kurdish dance. Do you think the Kurdish knew what they were doing with this thing? Yeah, this person decided to paint the bottom of the pool red instead of blue. This kind fire so you could pretend like you're swimming in blood.

that does remind me of Kool-Aid Oh yeah, Bustin pours out the contents of himself. dies I was like my childhood dream. you know, swimming. Kool-Aid because I really like fruit punch.

When Mom comes home, she's happy or stressed. she's happy. Oh yeah, hi, what is that I want that? It's a cop you bought it on. No, it's not.

It's a prairie dog. A Gen Z reporter. If you looked out your window and thought, well, it looks a little cold but I wish I had a reporter freezing on my TV in front of me, it's your lucky day. your visibility was gone.

We couldn't see the water tower I wasn't even sure if there's a camera in front of me I could have been talking to a street lamp for all I know look out across this windy snowy landscape. It reminds me of my high school report card. I'm disgusted. we'll be thinking about Oh wow I wouldn't mind going outside or driving my car I don't the Gen Z is entering the workforce Oh God Henry How old are we when he said Gen Z I thought he was gonna be like damn, it's snowing really hard ice in my veins like I saw here.

Man, it'd really be Rain out here. for real. For real. No cap her on her birthday versus whoa.

You know my birthday is today. Oh all those people blowing up on her phone. They don't care about her. they're all thirsty simps trying to get a piece of that underage ass.

But you you have true friendships. She's surrounded by fakies. She surrounded by someone. At least you don't need those friends you have.

M M's that's that good. That is the good dude. I bet you can't call me Kobe Challenge is accepted. So to clone you right I need to find out exactly where you were.

So I saw in your video a picture of Augustus Caesar and Caesar's Palace Caesar's Palace is located in Las Vegas Nevada and drove all the way to Las Vegas Nevada We see the statue that you licked Augustus Caesar IV right in front of the Caesars Palace So I took my cloning kit to go right up to Suave a statue from where you lick I then took your DNA and added one milligrams of Copernisium liquid and 14 milligrams of nitrous cyanoxide to compose the DNA I Placed it in a nitrogen oxide ice tank for 48 hours and then place your DNA in a micro centrifuge. This is you. At 20 days, this is you at two months and in a few months I'll have a clone of you for myself. What the F is this? I Can't tell.

This is the most simp thing in the world. It's like it's really illegal and unethical. You know, like wow, you're hot. Let me get some of your saliva.

so I can make one of you myself, baby. This guy is essentially saying he's made Blade Runner What do you think this is this then Genie it's a it's a geneticists can confirm Ash The smooth talker. The most disgusting things in the world aside from you. What are the other disgusting things? Oh I Love old school Pokemon It's so Savage knew we shouldn't have listened to you.

Now we'll never get out of here. as if your sense of Direction's so bad you can't find yourself in a mirror. mirrors my father, huh? You mean you're the good for nothing father who left home and never came back. Whoa.

That was a meme. We were back in like 2003 or whatever. Psyduck and I are like hating on Misty Man Ash Raised the entire generation of misogynists. He taught us at an early age that simping is not to be done and women need to be brought down a notch.

Walking types some serious water balloons, huh? Honestly? I don't really see the difference, but I see a cat now it's not really power walking I I Guess is this animation for like a game? Huh? Look at me. it's black. it's brown, it's white I know I would call him hey what color was the treadmill? the black I Like how you have default colors. What? Look at me What color was the cat? The eyes were blue.

No I meant the cat in the video. there was a cat. Yeah yeah, that's right in life. you got scared though.

poor. Anakin I'll tell you that we can't be together I know this is sudden but oh God you're a Jedi Oh there Anakin I wish there was a way that we could be together. Oh but we can't oh my God oh my God this Anakin's acting is even greater than the actual Anakin for the movie. usually people say oh I think I downloaded the wrong Star Wars movie but I wanted this.

this is the right one of course. Hey, do you happen to have Tuesday's notes? Stop texting my girl. What do you want Tuesday's notes. Get this man Tuesdays no Okay, well what if he was actually using that as a gateway to like start a conversation and he got caught.

Now he's just saying like it's just Tuesday's notes. You know some guys are clever out here. I think he just wants Tuesday's notes. Man: Sex on the Train Take me to dinner Oh my God.

Oh no No No No Yes Yes nice. Yeah. When you say you have nothing to wear, well wear, nothing. Oh oh my.

God I Feel I Feel violated. Really? Don't you feel turned on? That awakens something inside of me? All right. That's it for sips tea. Sip some of your tea right now Honey Lemon oh what's at the bottom of it He says hit the like button All right.

Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace.