Ah, we. today we're checking out some mixed reddits. just like those were mixed notes. Holy crap, look at that.

Yeezy collection. Is that like a pair of laces that she got from her Yeezys and just stuffs it up her crack. Yeah, how does she have so many game? Not the controller? How are we supposed to play the game? You were the Wa. It's like magic deep inside.

Is this what it's like to be a Fuari? I Think this is what it's like when both people are like high on something. They say Goths are the scary ones, but women who dress like this scare me a 100,000 times more. Yeah, it's terrifying how basic one can be. The pumpkin spice latte Searchers terrify me oh my.

God I'm you Freaking wow. That thing was in the perfect position for for a year straight Friends making normal wages. No worries bro. I'll cover this one you got next friend who works in Tech making over 300,000 K Can you vom me $3.74 for the sip of my drink you took? Yeah, sometimes it feels like that.

you know, like the people that make the most care the most about money. but maybe that's also why they make the most? Well I Feel like this depends? Do you think this is like what Graham Stefen would do? What? So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn't private Paul I Want to do the product Intro to Blink on Friday and on The only good spot for most people you have a blocker called get a chicken. Is that something you can move to join us? Going get a chicken. Oh that's so exciting.

Isn't this kind of invasion of privacy? Well, that's why it's called a work calendar? Ah, okay, so or would you put something as personal as getting a chicken on there? Is that really that personal? It's very personal. very private decision. G My wife loves to take a nap whenever possible. Her mom and grandma came to town to visit now I can see where she gets it from.

They all take naps with shoes on the couch Grammy My roommate's dog likes to sit on my lap while I'm working and on Zoom My boss was like oh my gosh, please introduce that cute baby. so I unmuted myself and was like this is Eevee but it turns out my boss was talking to one of my co-workers who had a literal human infant I Feel like that's completely understandable, but just so painfully awkward. I mean if I were the boss I'd be like ha like it would be a pleasant surprise. A surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.

I'm sure they like an introduction to the dog too. I Want to know who the dog is Not the baby? same. My boyfriend fell asleep in the living room so I went to the room and fell asleep. Tell me why this was up at 5:00 a.m.

standing at the foot of the bed with a blanket wrapped around him in the dark talking about why you left me in there by myself I almost pissed myself. see I Feel like this is I would do well because you were sleeping there on the couch and you fell asleep and you were fast asleep. So isn't it fine? No, it is your duty to move me to the bed. A tragic airplane moment we've been sitting at on the tarmac waiting to take off for 2 hours.

The guy in front of us fell asleep immediately upon boarding. He just woke up and started getting ready to get off the plane he thought we landed. My wife broke the news to him. oh dude I Feel like that's wishful thinking to think that you fell asleep perfectly in the length of the the plane ride.

Okay, that's that's like a pipe dream. That's what everyone wishes I do that I've only done that once and that's because of yeah, you had weed I bet there's a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible. That's a very interesting thought to have. Like your spine must feel so decompressed and you're like M I Feel like they should make those for like decompression uses.

You know to like stretch yourself before like you work out I wonder if they sell those in Amazon you like check it I'm fa go to hell okay Miss Diane Finstein, would you please wake up so we can vote? She died praying for better gay in the Vatican Top church official says gay sex within the Vatican has never been worse. It's a lot. There's a lot of it. So then the sex has been great.

then no that us Woulda never been better. Okay, right. Thanks for updating us on the gay sex status within the Vatican. Hope it gets better.

College Undergrads Not to tolerating sexism. Cut: We talk about an organization YouTube so you cannot demonetize for these archives. Nobody is getting drafted. 99% of y'all are overweight on drugs, didn't graduate, can't shoot, can't run, and don't have an ounce of selflessness in you.

relax. Your country will not rely on you for protection. I Don't think the Army cares, right? They're still taking you regardless. they'll take anyone.

Here's the thing: if 99% is not able to protect the nation, then who's the 1% If I can avoid the draft by just eating like McDonald's every day, then one might want to eat McDonald's every day, right? Don't worry, you didn't graduate so you automatically don't go. Me and my homie asking the tall girl how much it cost for her to kill us with her thighs. Oh yeah, Shrek Shrek What are you doing? Why is Shrek Why are you looking for this? Shrek What about Fiona That's the only conversation they can possibly be having. nothing else.

Jior How about we check out Suddenly Gay? Yes! usual. Spartans Greetings Leonitis Greetings Messenger What the hell was that? That is how men have spart greet one another. High fives for the women and open-mouth tongue kisses for the men. nice oh my God What the I take big dudes? yeah, what the is going on? Is she doing that? because like there's not enough dick to go around I guess so it's cuz all the dicks are reserved for them Spartan Busies Yeah, it must suck to be a woman during that time.

Huh? Like who's going to give you the dick when you need it? No one. They're just too busy digging themselves. They're reserved for the spartus. Lil N's ex invited me backstage.

where the H at bro you the ho What? don't you understand I thought that was common knowledge I mean he probably invited you like hey I want hand he's like hey, you're just like did you see the comment homies are just with me and them truth or dare dare kiss anybody here girl or boy, any boy H hey bringo bring oh no oh ho ho oh I'm pretty sure she said that as in like make out of me right? Yeah, but he just went fulling homo. He's going to be bouncing off his booty cheek. Yeah, he took that opportunity like he'd been waiting for that his entire life. A boy is all he needed to hear and he's like I I'll I'll do it.

gopuff using an emergency to make a few bucks, right? So this is a national wireless emergency alert system. You remember that? Yeah dude, this woke us up and I was like sleepy 50% off your next $26 order max $20 wa they use that feature No so like because you're going the title yeah you're going to be be checking your phone and so to kind of get the other people to look I can't even mad at that. That's actually genius. It's a it's a genius butal design.

holy or what if it's just a coincidence like they just happen to have like similar titles I know told it's all coincidence I Saw a post where it was like where a bunch of like Amish people got outed in the community for having phones. yo they should do more of these. What when Google does this multi-image thing that doesn't let you download the image? yeah? I Feel like it's a copyright thing right? Probably like it's getting harder and harder to like steal images off of Google Now Remember back in the day you would just like right? click copy paste. Yeah and you save things and they don't even save as images anymore.

They save as like wbpm or some Yeah. W EBP like who the tries to save a web page Dude I Feel so bad for the school children who have to make PowerPoint presentations nowadays. Samsung now puts ads and notifications what looks like Samsung's lost they've lost in the sauce Genie looks like it's all Apple from here Oh what you're like I thought you were speaking hog gluff saving like cuz you're like they're lost in the sauce. it's all Apple I'm like applesauce.

after entering order must add phone number agreeing to terms that aren't specified anywhere. no link, no QR code not even a written URL damn. Just like give us your phone number to get a Pepsi sacrifice your privacy so you can hydrate yourself. This is why you need two phones.

one for the club and one for the all right. Should we check out DIY Why good one? top Notot security I mean that's pretty cool. Yes like the only purpose is just keep the door closed. Yeah and animals can come and go I Feel like this is even better cuz a lot of animals they know how to work latches but if you don't have a posable thumbs which most animals don't that they you need thumbs for.

That guy with no thumbs is like you just made this addition to my Airbnb oh God I Hope my bank account is big enough to hold all the revenue I'll get from my bookings. oh my God Honestly is this so bad? Like yeah, nobody F Want sand in a basement? There was a bar in LA where the whole ground is sand and then you. It's like a tiki bar I'm like so is that so wrong? Does this look like an aesthetic Tiki Bar Genie It's a dude's be. use your imagination mild brain damage oh my God Okay, hold on I like this this okay this is a DI win that's creative I Don't think K would even touch this.

This is too easy the hell thought this would work. This is like a cool design because it it turned from like a really stupid looking door. It's like oh wow is that like an art installation But I will say right, Do you want to create something that you can like, knock your head and die? Don't just look where you're going later. What that mouth do Could I have this please I'm poor I can't afford it.

This is a $5,000 2016 Yamaha fc07 Can you suck dick? Hell yeah. what do you look like? Okay, go suck a bunch of for money, then bring that money to buy this motorcycle. You're going to need $5,000 No a bike or you'll die at the end of tonight. Watch and see, go forth and consume a satchel of Richards Go get my money.

This is the oddest conversation I've ever seen and that's where I'm going to look at the man right and be like is your really worth $5,000 No, it's not. But the fact is like he would pay you that so you you might as well do it. Not saying that, Seeking a babysitter to come in my home ongoing basis Monday through Friday 6:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.

must be a churchgoer Conservative female only over 21, non-smoker non-drinker pass, drug test pass, criminal background check and have three references Must be high school graduate and prefer Ur are in or went to college for elementary education You' be caring for six-month-old 2-year-old three-year-old and 5-year-old all boys paying 75 per week non-negotiable 75 at that point I just have my own kid. So my vet bill came to 1 1220 and the emergency bill for my boy who passed was2 200 I Think it's disgusting that we have to pay for Pet Care These people claim to be in the job because we care, but if that were truly the case, they would at least have their call outs free. I Personally think it's wrong to pay just to give out pets a good life. Oh yeah, let's just have all vets go to school and do everything they do for free.

Everybody else should be paid for their job except for vets. You guys should be working for free because they're animals, you selfish BR I've seen some animal surgery stuff like the turtle I'm like I am not I pay that like this traumatizing they see be like yeah, you deserve to get paid I Need a babysitter every day not A.m. 7:00 p.m. weekly Pay: 175 a week, 2 11year olds, 1 5-year-old and 1 1-year-old So $25 a day for 10hour days every day.

Oh my God Don't have kids if you can't afford them or take care of them. At least she's willing to pay 175 I think the other one was 75, right? Yeah, not a bad deal compared to the other one. Let's check out the Tinder Reddit Did you hear about like Tinder premium where it's like $500 a month for so that you can like message people without matching with them. What? So since you are a woman right? let's say you rejected this guy because he was ugly.

but then you saw a DM from him where when you didn't want one but it's there and it's front and center and he's like baby please I paid $500 what would you say to him would you be like oh my God I was so wrong about you I should have been SED right? You know some girls might cuz they're like at least he has $500 I mean I'll message him more so cuz I feel terrible I wouldn't trust anyone that's SP $500 on this Henry you spend like what thousands of dollars on do? Hi Cutie how tall are you 63 220 lb? How about you I'm 5'8 Wait yeah off lady. Holy she's 185 I'm not skinny. You're not just not skinny, you're just straight obese. At that point, 185 as a 58 girl is called obesity, not just not being skinny.

Big bone. Went on first date today and she texted me this how do I even respond I'm here for another 30 minutes. Ah, you got this. He finishes homework early so I get to leave early New Balance 550 These are so cute I want them? Um, this is what you should respond with: yeah, they look great on you.

You should get them. Yeah, yeah, you should just send that I'm not usually a big fan of car selfies, but I think overall you're pretty cute. Oh my God Thank you so much for the unwanted feedback. Next time, make sure not to ever take another car selfie again just for you.

Overall, you're kind of generic and dressed like a Target ad. Well, I was just trying to set up the overall pun because you're wearing overalls in the pick. All right, that's it for mixed reddits. I Hope you enjoyed this mixture of Reddits.

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