Gee, would you like to check out some comics from our comics things? I can't draw hands, rocks people yeah. The people need a little bit of help, shoes, perspective and hands buildings and perspective things. I can draw frogs really adorable frogs. Okay, i don't know if you could draw frogs because i don't think i don't think any of the frogs look like that.

Dude half of them have nice asses. I will be taking my business elsewhere. I don't care, i will never come back. I don't care i'll, spend my money someplace else.

I don't care, you just lost the customer. I don't care, you could only really use this argument. If you're like a high-paying, long-time customer at some somewhere that sells really expensive things, they always say these at places where it doesn't matter at like grocery stores. There's a freaking kitkat here you can't show the kit kat up here.

No he's gon na lie the whole time nope nope mine. Now, oh you lots of gear side. Quests. You started 20 levels ago.

When are you gon na finish it? What about us? Do you still care? The wife looks pissed she's like? Are you even a hero? I mean so your side quest wasn't convenient towards what i was trying to do. Does your side quest give the bow of masala, i don't think so. Buddy you're, probably only gon na, give me that bucket. Why can't i do this? My ancestors hunted mammoths.

I'm your primordial fish ancestor. How do you without water uh i breathe air whoa yeah and their ancestors before them couldn't even breathe? That's crazy! Imagine he's like how's. Even speaking english wait. Do we evolve from fish? Can i help you, mario we're with the mushroom intelligence service? As you know, your mother is one of our top spies.

Oh yes, how's! She doing well! That's why we're here, she's, currently m.i.a mamma mia, that's right! Mario, oh! No! Not my mama is that canon he has a mother named mia. No, he always says mamma mia wait. This is so many meanings because, like mama mia as in m.i.a or mamma mia, as if that's her name or like mamma mia, my mom's gone or mamma mia, isn't my mom. Oh, this is so good.

There's a quadruple entendre here, that's incredible! Oh! She looks like a little angel, that is, an angel moms can spawn anything out of the vagina and just be like. Oh that's, beautiful. What a beautiful baby that thing actually looks. Pretty badass i feel like i spawned like an archangel, you know, hey, you should probably get started on that thing.

Soon. Yeah stress induced adrenaline yeah, it's tough, can't even solve that. Would time yourself and give yourself a cookie. If you, if you do it, don't stress you sure you can catch this guy he's really good at hiding.

There's nothing! I can't find. Oh, my gosh you're right. Don't worry the explorer versus waldo. That's a fight for the ages.

Where is waldo, you know door has map maps, never let her down ginny keane, hiding she's the best detective, this side of the mississippi carmen you're next cause the where in the world is carmen san, diego okay. Is that, like another one of your uh? What's that? What's the other detective game nancy drew? Oh, it's. Okay. The sun has risen.
It's golden orb quietly. Excuse me. I do not rise. You all revolve around me.

Without me. You are yet the sun, a narcissistic has risen. You can't skin cancer. Now the sun really is gone.

What's that guy from dark souls, oh solaire he's right here now that i'm an adult i can do whatever i want. Do you to come over to my house no yeah, even as an adult, all you really want to do, is watch tv play, video games, eat chips and drink soda with the doobie. I think that's chocolate genie. Ah someone will find me.

Someone will want me again. Maybe this house - maybe this time, mew, i'm so cold. Well, hello, there it looks like you need a friend and some food wait right there. I think this is the right house.

Oh and she got a cat. He looks like my neighbor's cat. Not even close gatsby has yellow eyes. Also gatsby's fur color is completely different.

Also gatsby's face is more smooshed. How would you even look at that thing about the same? No someone new more like someone, a mew, welcome to my guide on becoming a minimalist step. One hello, police, someone's broken into my house. Oh that's, true jail is the ultimate minimalist lifestyle.

You get free food, everything's free, you don't spend a dime. In fact he got so minimalist. His eyes have become just two dots now. Would you go to jail for a year if you can make a million dollars if i can make a million? Yes, no, especially like the european jails i heard are like super nice.

Oh then, yeah like in the scandinavian countries they're like hotels, yeah i'll, go how to draw a duck step. One draw shapes step, two connect the shapes of the head and the body step. Three add detail, wait, stop your duck is upside down ow. How did you duck this up? Wow, you, oh comic, really got you yeah yeah.

I can do this good yup yup the first time henry's, not drawing a penis and i'm proud wait. How did that go from that? To that? It's not even the same picture. He's scammered right like he erased something: that's nice, nice, nice, nice yay, i did it. Yours looks great honey.

Yay looks amazing henry here. Let me show you how to draw a penis. How can i become a better listener? Great question. I asked a great question: i'm a great question.

My questions made. People think i guess i have a talent for asking questions and now you're a great listener yeah. So basically people that aren't good listeners are self-conceited and can do nothing but reflect on oneself yeah. You always zone out yeah, i'm bad at listening.

It's usually about like stuff that i have to do and that's just what i think, but i would be talking to you about henry i i don't know how much longer i can take this pain. I've been dealing with a lot he's my favorite character from naruto. I should watch naruto again. That was such a good show, god that pin episode was badass.
I wish anime was as good as naruto munch munch munch chomp lunch lunch lunch as blood drips up; hmm yeah. Oh this is tongue jeez. I was scared that was like a little mini penis guy like inside of his mouth. I'm, like, oh god, wait people bite their tongues.

I was by like the inside of my mouth that happens too because, like then, it swells up and then it gets easier to bite every time. It's the worst holy this guy's jack jack. I was gon na say two: his forearms are very jacked the vascularity. Well, he did throw a table through a roof.

So can i borrow your phone ordering pizza, yep, yeah? Sorry, it's in light mode, yeah that happens. That's why my phone is always at. Like 10 brightness, no matter what it's a little hard to see during the day, but it's fine - i don't have to do this to me at night. I've blinded many of people in the past with my phone yeah genie, keeps her brightness like way too bright.

You can't see my old grandma is like. Oh, what am i clicking on? Oh there there it is, she needs getting old. Now she needs the brightness. Higher work is boring.

Not everything is exciting. I want to hang out with party ellen no she's a bad influence. Let's ditch the square and grab some bears at the horse track. All right, hey get back here! You idiot! It's 11 a.m.

Let's get tattoos, there's always a person who says: let's just give up. Let's just lie down: that's cool, let ein poop everywhere! Don't stream just pass out and eat chips and get furious, diarrhea layer, let's go to a restaurant, let's go to shake shack and let's get ice cream afterwards and then, when we get back, let's drink some beer and then after the beer we'll drink some more beer. I want to do that mobile game for kids. Oh my god.

What is she doing opens the curtains, hello ma'am. I'm i'm doing your plumbing the was that oh, it's ned yeah a lot of games that are for kids. The ads are like up yeah. It's weird.

Some weird out there wasn't there a whole time where people were clickbaiting poop as well. What the life of sharks mom. I can't sleep, i'm fighting down the deep there's, nothing to be afraid of look i'll, leave the angler fish on and then the english fish swims away and he's like. Okay, then dude angular fish are not lamps.

They are it's a human rights violation. What's the anglerfish going to do wow it's up g! It's up! I don't like anglerfish. That's. Why really remember? In the comic we saw where the anglerfish ate the grandma hi, i'm a werewolf to keep myself another safe.

I have a special containment system. Oh that's! So sad, so any exit just put vacuums and then she'll be terrified. Are we rules? Dogs, though they're part, wolf and wolves, are related to dogs, so that's probably really expensive huh because they all have to be on at the same time, electricity bills through the roof? All night too, no job, no education, no friends! I have no future world war. Three has begun.
Now. No one has a future yay. That's when you feel better, because you're like great, i don't have to worry yeah humanity is, is all relative. We humans always keep into account everybody else when determining our happiness.

It's kind of sad all right. Let me put some gasoline in this cup put in the car hey. What do you think you're doing it's free or refill? What do we do? What can we do because, legally, it says free refill, so that's got ta, be what that means on drinks, but we never specified on drinks. It's a free refill on anything.

No, no! No! You can take anything as long as usually in tiny words. They say on drinks, um, lawyer, genie, here's the star wars, comic i made at the beginning of the pandemic veda, but actual vader is probably just like. You know, chilling eating. No, you mean actual sith, sorry actual palpatine.

Well, here's the baby et walker! Oh just like we have a dog underneath us, but he has pizza. I want pizza and chips and a diet coke. I want a diet, coke dude floor living the life here huh. Maybe the dark side is better, they have chips and they have pizza.

They have everything i want the dark side. Oh one of those online personality tests. I used to love these. What kind of brood are you? I bet? I'm a beautiful peacock or a wise owl.

Oh graceful, you're, a seagull, you're very loud and love to eat, garbage and you're a piece of, and nobody likes you what's your deal against seagulls? Are they like? They do a lot of stupid. They do no stop. Look what this dumb cat does to a couch. It's a natural impulse, just get him a post or something to scratch on.

Oh dj boost cats would make great djs. I think cats will do it for like two seconds man, i'm bored and then yeah. They go up your couch. Yes, there's this thing.

I do on the weekends it's not much, but seeing the surprise and the excitement from people finding my loot feels really nice, hey guys. I think i found something black. It's just a stock t-model sword, never mind this dungeon sucks. Oh oh! This is one of the best comics that i think i've seen it hits you in the field so hard.

He went out of his way to make that sword. He took a bus dude, the subtlety of like the eye yeah just instantly conveys to you like holy. That's nice underrated comic right. There know the difference, pyromancer and pie romancer.

Is he like romancing the girl or is he romancing the pie? Because if you're a pyromancer like you got ta romance the pies, you know so he's looking at her, but in reality he's really looking at the pie and he's like i'ma this pie, yeah and she's like i'ma that pie. What's that music they're enforcers? Oh my god! I really want to imagine that when he's playing his character, he has been like. I can already hear the boss music in my in my head right now, music, all right, i could dodge this death put your body to bed foolish tarnish. Well, i did it.
I'm filthy, rich. Now. What what do you mean? Your options are endless, donate to charities, invest in infrastructure, sponsor some artists travel the world go to space, buy a yacht, mindlessly hoard wealth just to watch a metaphysical number get bigger. I think i want to have sex with children, god damn it.

That always seems to be like the end game. I have everything set. What's the only thing i'm still not allowed to do, and i still can't have all right sex of children. I'm gon na go after that.

Now all right, let's get the show on the road crack. Oh it looks like there is a mechanical malfunction. Whoa is this part of the show? Who cares i'm getting my money's worth? You get it because it went through the seat and then thank god, i'm passed out. So she doesn't see this terrifying thing yeah i mean she doesn't mind it she's, like okay, andre.

Why is your penis picture still there? I don't know, that's certain people looking at this comic leave a like if you were that certain person looking at this comic. Alright, that's it for comics. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you guys next time, high peace,.


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