Today we have the most face paw moments on the internet. The invention of your newest Kink First she takes the bikini off. She looks you deep in the lens of the camera and rotates those hips. I don't I Don't get it.

Actually, what's going on? This kid is about to trip you mother I know what he did unlock his inner gay. He stole that poor woman's banana. Oh all here's a very easy way to to kill yourself or play a very exciting game of. Dodge The tower that Dad is lucky as hell shooting a golf ball in a parking lot.

Why are you running? You already got hit. This woman is apparently completely unaware that there is a bear behind her and so she just casually goes about her business. That somehow gets away. Why is there a bear? Shouldn't they be sleeping? Should it be a polar bear? No.

this cat sees his demise. He's not sure what to do. This man's going to attempt to cook ramen. Let him C Now while on a bite I although admittedly it's not really he he really didn't make.

R I Think he made an Abomination breaking. An 82-year-old woman told police that her caretaker was going to murder her. The officer showed up and complimented the caretaker on the Firearms he had inside the home and left even though she begged them to stay. The caretaker then killed the woman 4 hours later.

So then what did they say? Told you those Firearms are nice. Is it because they couldn't prove that he was going to murder her? What's the proof you would need like a written statement like I will kill Granny Our kids don't go to school. We don't send our skids to school. We don't do traditional homeschooling.

We want our kids to be leaders. We want them to think for themselves. We don't want them to follow societal standards and do what everybody says you're supposed to do. so you just play games all day.

We want them to get their hands dirty. So we're hoping in all of this one day they'll turn out to be productive human beings that are able to curate a life that they love. and they this B-roll is not helping Man it just looks like they're having fun at the park. Kids are like awesome.

Never-ending field trip. All right, let's go. That's going to last for like a day and then the kids attention span like I don't want to do this anymore. This guy asked my very eligible friend out after they just met.

He didn't like that she proposed a different Cafe option. So now he's dateless and material for my Twitter feed. The kind of girl I'm looking for would say yes. Great see you there to my offer.

She would then show up on time. we would have a drink there. then if the vibe was good and walked to my place. hooked up and potentially have something good together on a regular basis.

Any other response to me shows either low interest, respect or tendency to be masculine bossy. Potential for future power struggles Etc I Like my girls to be feminine submissive, cooperating happy for opportunities I Create. Yep, it's for the best. The kind of guy I'm looking for would say remarkably less sociopathic things lol.

Good luck she dodged a huge bullet. Potential for future power struggles. it's like no, this is a dictatorship here. it's all me I Decide everything and you shut youring mouth.

Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their own boss. What kind of Scooby Dou is this? It's always thought Mr blah blah blah yeah I would have gotten away with it if it wer for you midling pizza shop workers. No, that makes sense cuz he's getting back at the new boss that took his job. Is this? Papa John it is Papa John 49-year-old Boogie of his 20-year-old girlfriend.

Merry exas you all She's a good girl in this one. Should we shoot, run where she's naughty? No no what? No, Yes, just without boogie in there. No, no, no visibility limited This post May Violate X's rules against hateful conduct I Hate CIS People Experiment I Hate Trans People experiment. Very interesting.

Do you think it's because trans could be like trans Fant This is the problem with censorship is like all words mean different things. like come you going to demonetize me for saying come if you thought it was one word, then that's your own fault I might have been saying the other word man, that's some good I Hate Trans fats? Okay, like Jesus Christ so this is AOC You look pretty. You should show me your pretty toes show that I can see the color of your toes you pretty girl? Yeah, like what does he expect for to be like oh my god really. You sh my toes and then just like bust out her toes in the middle of her stream.

just drop her plants. You are poor. You are unimportant. Men do not fear you.

Your woman disagrees with you and then that's a pretty cute Emoji Honestly like if he streamed that could be like one of his emotes. why didn't he just ask for a photo? So you see this guy right here. He's taking photos of this woman here. Oh but trying to sneak it? That's that's that's wild bro.

That's creepy. It's creepy. They're saying we see you really low key, feel like you need to move now. All right there we go.

What? but why? yeah? I don't understand. Why don't you just go up and ask. is he going to like go home and open those pictures up and just start like like wanking it. What is so special about her not trying to be mean but can you just like Google like this cosplay and then you get the same pictures online? Or is it the fact that you were there at some point so it feels more personal? or could it be that he has like intense social anxiety so he can't go up and ask like you could even just openly film her and I think she would be very flattered like oh my God This guy appreciates my cosplay when sexism and customer service intersect around a defective chair.

You can try heating the gas lift up with a hairdyer and it should pull right off or soaking it in WD40 for a few hours just if it's giving you trouble later. Then you could try with a hammer but be gentle and use a folded up thick towel over the place you strike. This is way too much work for a defective product. I'm not sure why I should be required to do hours of labor for this.

Sorry for the inconvenience caused, but my hands are tied. If you are not living alone I suggest you asking some men to help you out I Know you a woman and it's kind of hard to do these stuffs I Don't think he said that like out of sexism I Also see why a woman would be offended what hey like? if it helps it helps. you know some companies just don't think that it's their fault cuz I Remember we had issues with uh, one of the chairs that we bought and they're like no, it's it's working as normal. you can try these things but like we're not going to give you your money back.

Homosexual people have the right to be in a family they're children of God Pope Francis said in one of his sit down interviews for the film he's not a true Catholic he is literally the Pope. You might not like what the Pope has to say, but I'm pretty sure he is a true Catholic you're not a true Catholic If you're questioning, billionaire has his a trap B program to be pantic with him Grock thinks Elon Musk is the best Meme creator if he had to pick the best Meme creator who would it be if I had to pick the best Meme creator I'd go with Elon Musk because he's not only a Meme creator but also a meme himself. It's like a meme Inception and who doesn't love a good Inception reference and Elon Musk is like I am the gumy can you keep going? Oh please Rooc Rock Grog thinks Elon Musk is a super human and he cares about Humanity but not an alien is Elon Musk an alien or human Elon Musk is a human but with his innovative ideas and out of this world and Visions it's easy to see why some might think he's an alien in Disguise he's like Cosmic superhero using his powers for the betterment of humanity. Elon Mus cck rocks I Have never fallen more in love with Elon Musk He just does a silli and publicly online for every everybody to see how stupid and silly he is.

He's so kwi, he's just unashamed man. The Tesla posted it and then this seems like a huge circle trick. Redditor spends $15 to look like they have friends. Can someone add a decent amount of college age people so it looks like people show up to my event.

Oh dud! I'll do that for free my guy I will help you out here. Give me a second here. Let me pull out my Photoshop Make it a decent party too. Like cool no no twerking, no grinding.

okay like are you sure no twerking? I can add twerking can maybe like one twerking add 15 college aged people. Come on generates a I will be devastated. Fill all his Dreams They're like all on top of the table. No, they even look special and deformed too.

I Got you fam! Don't let him be lonely. Ye yay y you are friends. Got two friends people showed up. Can we see if someone actually helped? Yeah, let's go down.

Oh I was thinking of doing that too. Hey hey there you go buddy I got I got I got your back even though the pool table disappeared but I I got your back Dude guy really tries to convince everyone these are real. Wanted to share my photos with Ariana Grande Over the years I was able to only post 20. We'll post some new ones soon.

By the way I Can't wait for the new album and I know she will take her time and give us a masterpiece. She's been hitting the studio heavy. Let's see these photos bro. What are these all? AI Oh my God there's a secret Ariana in the back oh my God whatever makes him happy.

You know everyone's like great editing skills bro. this is AI fam that's that's an AI and Ariana Grande we can make Ariana Grande Show show up to the guy's event. That would make it even crazier. W she doesn't exist.

Is that against Community guidelines? Yeah, you can't put like actual people. This is Taylor Swift without makeup. Giving you a glimpse to just how much women are lying. So check this out boys! I've discovered the World's Greatest Secret it's called makeup.

Look at all these pictures of girls. They're not real. They weren't born like that. They didn't wake up like that.

Did you know it's all a lie? Hello Twitter Peeps My friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaxxed donor. Her requirements are: blueeyed, white 511 or taller STD Free No Jewish or African Ancestry follows a healthy, meat focused diet. Must be natural insemination. She will not do IVF DM Me: What Is she just looking to have sex with a hot guy? Yeah, hold on cuz natural insemination unless I'm stupid.

Is that like she's just looking for for a boy toy? I Bet some dude out there will like volunteer too. Hey guys, can you? Rod Dog My friend. yeah cuz I was like that very last part. I'm like huh? But first we need to see a pick of her to see if you know if this is worth it or not.

I'll never get how people who can't afford to pay for their food will applaud a dude in Gold Carriage So are we supposed to applaud a dude in like a Honda Civic then like yeah? H Civic Well I mean if it meant that like that dude gave up the gold Carriage to feed his people. but he doesn't have the money to feed his people. he's driving hot as Civic Oh God creepy streamer. No no don't M this smell good.

What? they do not smell good. Stop being weird God You okay, hold his hand. you have very soft hands God Yo don't don't fing do that. Hey I Swear to God What: He's predating on all the kids Boy Girl: as long as you're under the age of 12, he's predating on you.

Why is she letting this man even be near or touch these kids? A dozen is 20 I'm speechless. No wonder you dropped off my stuff and ran. you shorted me. I Was supposed to get a dozen cookies and it's only 12 in the box.

Are you bringing the rest later or are you giving my money back? So you got a dozen cookies Mhm you ran I Don't even need the rest of this text Shade that's great. That's perfect. Shorting me. Thanks for messaging us.

The representative will will be with you shortly. Hey, a dozen is 12 I mean if you extra if You' like to order more I won't be able to deliver them but I can arrange for pick up after 400 p.m. How you big We can't count. A dozen is 20.

Half a dozen is 12. Oh no, she can't for some cookies already paid for. you have extra because you didn't give me it dozen. Bring the rest of my cookies or send me my money back.

my money. This is exactly why I don't buy people in groups. If it dozen is 20, that means half a dozen should be 10. What are you going on about? This has to be a troll.

How you get 12 from 20, This has to be a troll Dwayne The Rock Johnson Recently told people that he decided to watch Moana with his 4-year-old daughter Jasmine and was extremely excited to reveal to her that he voiced Maui I I said, you know that's Daddy's voice and I'm going to show you M starts seeing and and I then start seeing and within 10 seconds she's trying to put a pill over my mouth and says you're ruining the song A It's not that you're bad, it's just like children. they're not bad or it's also the audio processing. They probably fix it up a lot in the movie and then when he's saying it's like oh my god oh that's that's not that song. Well can I it I Need a coffee that tastes like Lador? maybe with the cinnamon or cherries and wine L Yes not Grand not.

Why does he keep seeing? it's long ago Rain? it's so vinl No, they have no clue what they were making. They just wanted you to leave. That was anti-bullying until I Watched this video. Finally we found someone worthy of being bullied.

This is the purpose for bullying. All right. He keeps these people in track. Henry Ladies and gentes the drugs my cleaning woman reported to the police.

It's a thermal paste for a computer found next to PC parts. Oh that's a fat tube of thermal paste. Oh yeah I got to shoot up some cor TM 30. What does do if you actually shoot it up well I Me: you the craziest high in the world Chinnie Korea's so mean.

oh oh is this true I've never seen that. You know what? I am a fat I'm going the fat ass way. Streamer gets a degrading donation. Are you getting chubbier? Or is it just the makeup? Thank you for the $5 Love that! Oh man, what if she's like struggling with weight issues, She doesn't even look chubby at all.

Does your life suck? For $5 you can go on a power trip and hurt a woman's feelings right in front of you. What a deal! True story. Harvard Business School Rejected me in ' 91 when I got the news I Checked to see if they cash my $100 application fee check. They had it.

So I did a stop payment when they called trying to collect I suggested they could learn a business lesson from this is that really a business lesson I Guess yeah I guess like take the money first, optimize your system. My son's thirdd grade teacher taught my son that 1 Divid 0 is0 I wrote her an email to tell her that it is not zero. She then doubled down and CC the principal. The principal responded saying the teacher is correct.

What do I do Now to be honest, I'm mildly infuriated. but I'm wondering if I'm just overreacting. Should I just stop fighting this battle. No, you should overreact cuz your teacher's literally teaching your kid wrong information.

Just put it. put it in your browser. it's undefined. Yeah, just put it in the C What? Oh my.

God How did the principal become a principal? Okay, wait. Also, in third grade, you're learning that 1 divided by 0 is under. That's pretty intense with that's what you learn. one plus one.

This freshman was like I can't find my class and we looked at his schedule and he's at the wrong school I'm so dead. that's so cute that's not even like his fault. That's like the buses or the parents' fault. This is why freshman year is so terrifying.

Oh yeah I still have like nightmares about this to this day. you know, like not having my schedule and like not sure what class to go to but like the the bell's about to ring. You ever had that or just me? Just you. Okay my friend and I were being goofy when this happened is B you guys I am obsessed.

Literally yummy in my tummy. Can you stop? It's not. they're trying to eat pretty top tier cringe. You got to say dude, you're so cringe that the person's like stop I just want to enjoy my noodles Man Waiter Can I change tables please Showing you all what her downtime looks like.

Oh that's her Idol position Has she blank yet? Yes a crown you got like a queen. The queen of anthy Yes Fion was so good. Yeah she has a great Idol animation. What's your idol animation that's boring you have to like cuz I think for her she has like this so you have to have something.

Can you please stop I'm trying to react Elon Musk Ban safety clothes because he hates bright colors as workplace accents leading to amputations Mount at his space X facility This Is A Lie right? Yeah, that's why I don't really like these like Daily Mail Titles This can't be the whole story I Don't like Neon the Pentagon We're unable to track $3.8 trillion of military spending the US Treasury we're unable to track $5 trillion of pandemic spending. the Navy we're unable to trck where a $30 million F35 fighter gent went the IRS You owe us $337 Pay it right now or you're going to jail. Maybe they should like put the IRS in charge of like all the spending because those find everything. they're magical.

Yeah Fu those dude? you should ask them. can you find my dad I Ran into my number one spender on only fans. He spent $62,000 but he's only subscribed for one month and he he gave you 62k in one month. Ah that.

explain he's a he's a crypto wh ah there you go. he's Rich he's so Rich So did he get to like hug her or did he get to like breathe in the air that surrounded her? Did she at least fart in his face? Drake Bell and Mexican Game show. What isn't he like a criminal? now? what? Uh, attempted endangering children and disseminating matter harmful to juveniles. So now he's in.

Mexico What's child endangerment? Sexual abuse of an underage fan? Oh my. God And so he explained it on a Mexican show? Yeah so I guess if you're like banned here, you can always go to Mexico Huh? Mex Not one NFL player ran into the WTC on 9/11 Remember that cops did both those pictures are firefighters. Here's the thing. I Feel like firefighters? Don't put this in I think they're braver than cops.

wait. Why would an NFL What's WTC Oh World Trade Center Waters Joe Biden Used a straw. It's Unbecoming the way a man's BP purse. the way your fingers clasp on on it Biden pues up to drink up milk.

What is this news article I was like oh my God there's stripes on that straw too. What a homo. A real man would drink that milkshake without a straw. You know what? In some ways I'm like wow, the nation must not be going to too much if this is what's news.

Drake Val try to Rebrand in Mexico after allegations this I Want to hear this? Let me hear Spanish He's just eating tacos now in Mexico He's living the life good for him dude. he has my dream job. He's literally reviewing tacos in Mexico He commits a crime and he gets my dream job as a reward. His name's got to change.

it can't be Drake Bell has to be some like Hispanic name now Drake Bell Pepper No comment Drake Taco Bell Oh, you made me spit my thing out school shooter ass tweet Lal There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies I Do not wish to add to it but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own. Peril But maybe this is their lucky day. What is going on? He must have been hacked dude.

I Feel like he's just a meme Lord That's it That takes some skill and talent. like not everyone can make a copy pasta like that. Yeah, the I Studied the blade. Me: that's the one this one.

Yeah, when you were partying I Study the blade when you were having premarital sex I Mastered the blockchain. Will you waste your days at gym? Pur The Vanity I Cultivated inner strength and now that the world is on fire and The Barbarians are at the game, you have the audacity to come to me for help. This is one of the greatest memes. I Don't get it.

None of the button slide. So how do I do this? Anyone know cuz you guys were telling me before how to do it but now no one's talking. Why is the chat silent? hello, hello, Well that's just kind of sad, right? So this is this guy's character, right? He's supposed to be like kind of an well you give what you take if you give you get back. A toddler burned his hand on the stove so his parents took him to the ER But after a long wait for a doctor who never showed up they went home and the burn healed on its own.

Then the hospital sent them a bill for $1,122 Was it like the time it took for the doctor to like walk down the hallway and then turn around realizing that he was gone. He's like that walk just cost you $11,000 buddy oh my God Henry if I walk down the hallway and it cost $11,000 I Be not stop walking. Yeah and then I get tired and I stop walking. That's probably the weakest argument I've heard defending Healthcare System that kills 50k people a year.

50k people a year Show me well researched statistics that's 45,000 LOL This happened years ago and I just found the screenshots trying to deliver a pizza and the receipt had the wrong number on it I just left it at this you called me I did just wondering who you are I was wondering the same thing. you calling my girlfriend saying you're blank how did you get her number who is this oh I work at Blake and I was delivering a pizza but I couldn't find the house so I called the number on the receipt to ask for help finding it but apparently they put the wrong number down I didn't mean to call her a scam so might want to tell me now. I want your name and what blank you were works at? Please please. I'm getting to the bottom of this now.

I didn't mean to call her someone at the store and must have put the wrong number on the receipt I was trying to contact the customer I'm sorry for any inconvenience. Where do you work if you tell me? I will cancel the report ASAP What branch and your name please. So he thinks that this person is trying to get his girl a pizza delivery man the most dangerous because he provides food for the girl and then she has to pay him somehow but she doesn't have her wallet nor any cash I am asking her out. Is this okay? Don't worry, she's nice to me and will not spread false rumors and stuff.

Text hello name. it turns out I Like you I can list you a number of reasons why. I've also assumed there's a chance that you like me too I Can list you a number of reasons why. from this point you have a choice.

Number One: Go out with me on a date. This would make me very happy I Can list you a number of reasons why reject me I Highly advise for you to pick this option and I believe you will I Can list you a number number of reasons why. sorry for word repetition but I will not reveal the reasons why two reddits just assume the reasons are legitimate. A Why does he keep asking that he can give you the reasons why I Don't get it Henry You know what's funny though I Feel like this is you? Really? Yeah, you're like hi Genie See turns out I like you I Can list you a number of reasons why.

Reason: Number One: you have a nice smile. Reason number two, my p goes up when: I Ever Had You Food's awful and eating sucks I Eat the bare minimum and as fast as possible I Hate eating I Hate feeling full. Men who think cooking makes them manly are cucks afraid of the cage. Desperate to validate a non-existent masculinity? Imagine how stupid you have to be to find food entertaining.

Literally embarrassing. Oh my. God this is ENT I'm so sorry I didn't even realize who spoke this. food's awful and eating so are you a human.

He was in prison. Oh like food's awful. eating sucks I'd rather suck. don't be like Yahoo 1998 Yaho refuses to buy Google for $1 million 2002 Yahoo realizes its mistake and tries to buy Google for $3 billion Google says give us 5 billion Yahoo says no 2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion 206 Yahoo sold to Verizon for 4.6 billion.

Don't be like Yahoo So many wrong choices. Remember back in the day Yahoo was everything yeah they really should have stopped in their head man. literally everybody had a Yahoo email I had one and then people will look up stuff on Yahoo Yahoo Games like. The first site you go to was Yahoo Mhm yeah and the chocolate milk they made was Fu Bomb! Oh never mind, that's Yoo my bad you didn't like Yoo I never had yooo are you serious M You boo boo you men.

do yourself a favor if you own an Android phone. Wait at least three dates before using it in front of her I Can't even count on my both hands how many stories I've heard from from woman that curved the Perfect Man just because he had an Android phone. These are memes, right? Like nobody cares what phone you use I mean if you popped out of Nokia I might have to ask you to marry me. But like dogs must think we're amazing Hunters when we come back home with a car full of groceries, it's not technically hunting though.

Folks buy food with their money and it doesn't require the effort like actual hunting would. Lord Fam I Get it. but the dog doesn't have the capacity to understand that. Just just wished yeah a little bit of a whoos oh my.

God You're missing the point. Also, learn a spell. Learn Sold my son Xbox for $40 and I feel like a piece of. well, at least he knows unless you get permission from old.

I Don't think parents should ever be selling off I Can see it happening like your son moves out. It's been like 15 years like all his games are still there trying to clean the house. $40 Yeah sure. I'll take it.

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Hint: The answer is 13 9 + 4. Oh Oh okay, yeah. I get it. I I get how they s it.

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The end is near, huh? What's up Man, the end is near. Yeah. When Jesus came he brought the kingdom with him. Man better get your balls ready.

It's coming right? What is this guy? What is he doing I don't know who you are, what your name is, but you got in my face. All right. You got in my face like this. Don't do that again.

you're you're getting in my face too a little bit. Don't do it again. Okay, and don't be disrespectful to I'm not being disrespectful I Feel like you kind of liked it though. a little uh-oh he dropped the cross.

You know what that means. He's going to show you the power of Jesus I think he's about to get on his knees afraid of Jesus Yeah, it's never a good sign when the cross drops on the floor. In 2008, a Chinese Milk company intentionally tainted baby formula powder so they could pass quality control tests. At least six infants died in hundreds of thousands of more got sick.

This is milk producer and Trader gang Jinping begging for forgiveness during his trial. He was executed in 2009. Yeah, ain't really nothing you can say to get forgiveness after you murder six infants. The Six Circle of Hell awaits you friend.

He's been my number one spender this year too. What? It's the same guy. 7,000 wait so he's not even like loyal to one girl. All the girls get this treatment.

Listen, me. throw that cash for my win. I'll suck the soul out of you assuming you're like broad muscular men. but I will suck better than she ever can.

We should make out should we? nah. I was on Molly Oh, that's good. Wait that was from his Crush Wow, that's like watching your dreams come true and then having them crushed like immediately afterwards. Wait, that's right.

give her some more Molly and then kiss because now you're on. Molly Henry that's drugging her. No, but she wants. All right.

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