All right today, we're checking out some subtle Asian Dating dating Asian subtles. Are you not entertained? Yeah, these are the um, the Asian massage parlors I Don't know what she said there. She said your titties are showing and she's like, yeah, do you love N I respect the roles. She's only got two.

You have that rle dude I have like four I've got her beat like by a long shot. my God Wa wa I'm checking it up too JY Here's the maneuver you're going to want to rewatch again. Here's a brand new technique to brush your teeth using electric toothbrush. Kind of defeats the purpose of the electricity, huh? No, no, this is for if you didn't charge it enough so it needs to stay charging on the stand.

The greatest skateboard trick known to me. Wait, isn't that the that is indeed Tada Dude, this guy's just upping his game. This is the most brutal shutdown ever. Hey no, All right, even these women can't believe how like, terribly Savage they are.

What the? here's a very casual hurricane. This guy's like kind of enjoying his nice steamy soup. That's how they got there. They're like we've arrived.

They're like sweet Bey Get out, we're eating J What are they playing here? Is that? Batman or is that ass slapping? Can you make a noise that loud? Mhm 6 A.m. 8:00 A.m. 600 P.m. 11:00 P.m.

Oh man, where do you get this guy? Oh I thought he was like kissing her ass for a second. like I thought those were her legs 69 or something I was like what? W y'all wanted this cuddle weather. Now look at you lonely, shivering and ashy. Why you got to call us out so hard? Like them, Man, you ask for it.

But cuddles do hit different when it's cold. Cuddles feel way better in New York than it does in LA And correct, it feels like a war. It feels like who's stealing each other's worms at that point? Sexual positions: Men hate nothing. Nothing at all.

As long as it's sex. it's all good. What if it's the sexual position of you at the sink right bent over washing dishes and me in bed asleep? How do you like that physici? Fine, that's good physician. Really as long as a DI is inside of a J eating lunch with my dinner, People who don't know? people who.

okay, he's a cannibal Well, but people who don't know are like, oh, that's a disturbing face I Think that face disturbs me more than Mr Incredibles Yeah, there's no such thing as stupid questions. Okay, so Jordan would you like to go first? Does sharks ever need to take a bath? That's the wrong question. Is this what you're talking about? How like men don't belong in like relationship therapy and that they don't know how to talk about their feelings? well do they. My wife bought off-brand poptarts sometimes I Think she's acting out on purpose.

Don't know why she's trying to drive me away, but I'm not going to budge. I'll love her through this. This is the raw and often ugly side of marriage people don't want to talk about. Pop-Tart says some marriages aren't worth saving poptarts Enthusiast of divorces one Pop-Tart is worth like 10 cents.

So why would you get an offbrand I Would actually judge her for that like I would extend that like even beyond that purchase. To like her character. you know, if she can't even get the right brand of poptarts, how is she supposed to get the right children Plan: What's a children plan? How she supposed to plan her wedding? you know, is it that much a sin? what the first? the way she goes like wow, wait for once a man is doing this. Yeah.

I Think both sexes appreciate a good tongue Ying Are you saying that on the opposite side of the camera? His bro was also like wow, oh poor fet. oh that's so cute BOS Oh wo wo wo whoo wo wo rated R wo ah, what to do? What kinds of things? we can't be watching this? Oh my God Wait, he's getting invited into threesome. If you don't crown him, pick him up and value him. Who else will build your man up because there are hidden battles he fights.

Don't become another fight he has to try to win. Oh my God Oh my. God Look at all the knives that are in him. Wow.

he's so battle hardened. This is what Genie does for me but then sometimes she also picks another fight with me as well on top. But for the most part she builds me up and then we have battles and then she builds me up. Oh my God is that a Pocky can I have give me the Pocky I want your Pocky yes I will take it from your mouth Nom He also got the box.

In the end we always get our Pocky one way or another. That kind of rings too. True, it's like do you want to give it to me now or a little bit later? No, it's do you want to give it to me willingly or un yeah. Yesterday my girlfriend took me to Micro Center for my birthday.

My girlfriend's also really really rich and is my sugar mommy. Hold on what if she took you there but you bought it everything with your own money. when he doesn't know that side of you yet your face is your face is pretty. oh oh oh my God you should have just sent it.

he would have like instantly. Just like really, that's what gets you on not me, just probably him. You know those in-law say I have a boyfriend we are AR cohabitating. However, he pays for all my monthly expenses and there's a paper trail.

He has been doing this for a year we break up. Can I sue him for financial support? or perhaps He dies. Can I then claim from his estate What the? Tell me you're about to murder your boyfriend without telling me you're about to murder your boyfriend. Asn't like get child support for a child that you never had just like you are the child.

Yeah, give me the money I'm the Baby goooo Gaga New dating technique says woman shouldn't sleep with a man until he spent $2,000 on her. Interesting is it sunk cost Fallacy: Is that why he won't leave cuz like spent so much money on her. Yeah I can't move on Mhm mhm I need to get what I am owed. So how many dates is that? Buy a computer and be like sleep with me I bought you GTX 490 Where is my puss harder Lloyd that feels so good? Your mom stop being so dramatic.

Why is your back so stiff? a little harder please Ana Please stop looking American dating In a nutshell, what the hell's happening Ma'am Op: Just posted critical Levels of thirst. These ratings are off the charts. How much does this get? We read: Zero Ma'am dear God dude, this seem's just too good. Pretty solid.

They could be voice actors for the official anime. This is a great dub she didn't really like Naruto she just wanted to F Me: What? Wait what? Oh these girls are disgusting. They'll do anything to get some dick. Let's say yeah, a switch was flipped.

uh and it was reversed. All the wom wanted to sleep with men. What would that world look like to you? You're enion: you're envisioning World piece flowers everywhere. You're just like oh man I mean I Just imagine there would probably be a lot of sex going on at like all times like I Feel like the world would crumble.

You know you're different. You probably say that to every girl. Yeah, but it's your turn to hear it now. Wow.

Uh. stock. most like stock photo AI looking things. dude that's not even close to like the proper alignment in the speech bubble.

This isn't probably an actual real life capture of AI for learning her in high school her 20 years later. Yeah. I Feel like the people that looked bad in high school always looked better later and the people that looked good in high school like go downhill really hard like for example SLE no the guy I kept rejecting finally moved on. That's how you know he wasn't serious in the first place.

I'm out I rejected the sweet guy various times. then a couple months later he's dating someone new, saw him on the train with her after school. Then once I got home I cried why would you confess this I Feel like you need to put the phone down sweetie and look at yourself in the mirror and then put on clown makeup cuz that's what you faking are. that is why I have trust issues.

Love you baby. Forwarded Forwarded forwarded Is that like an Android thing? I Guess So this is the funniest M in the world Genie You just don't get it. You have to be Chinese to understand this one and it's hilarious. Really good Mhm.

You don't know what it say. Game A couple are absolute goals. We'll see about that. Me and Genie we get our game on pretty hard.

We have a land room now with a Shar gaming room. We're still getting the the LEDs Yeah, that's that's what we did too. We're about to do that tonight. I Think like the issue with the land room.

sometimes we both get too into our games and then we just don't talk to each other and then it just becomes like well you might as well have played it in separate rooms. My boyfriend with a new phone case, my phone I my wall, my phone. what is new case? What is this Laugh track? People playing laugh tracks and Tik toks and Instagrams feel like Asian videos tend to have. You can watch show like that.

Then you can watch show like that. You can like that. Thanks laugh track for letting me know when to laugh. Yeah I appreciate it.

Also the whole like or like the kind of sound effects like like like that. I Noticed it's so prevalent in like Asian media Mhm but it's not made for kids, it's made for adults of Asian media and it blows my mind. This is too much wait. let me guess it's for the wife and then she has to come back in.

Yep, see I appreciate when they put this much testing and care. It's built for the real world. Show me what you can do if your fingers no that's Batman Oh no well have you seen like Batman on drugs? This is a classic me for like 2005 The Inception of the Internet 2006 Are you asan? Yep so what kind of niece are you nie Chinese Japanese Vietnamese Korean Philippines Philippines Philippines nuts in your face? oh I'm that's it. Thanks for watching guys Hello Nice to meet you feet you Fu nice to feat you How yeah, how is the foot blushing? Oh oh oh mommy oh my God yep he does the dishes keep FS the laundry yes I do the cooking yes I do the cleaning Bonk hit or strike someone or something.

he bonked his head on the plain slow bulkhead or the British term Bonk have sex with someone I don't think that bonking the boss is a wise career strategy normal people British people. So dude, whenever you get bonked, everyone's like I have a lot of British Watchers for my stream and they Bonk me all the time I'll be like guy I Want a girl that wears lingre and kni socks and does their hair and his underwear double standards right? Look if a girl like C of underwear that look like that, oh God a guy does it. She's just like any other guy. Disgusting.

Are you eating healthy? Yes Today I made age organic milk toss over seasoned tomato pury spread on baked whole wheat. Wow let me see, it's called a pizza Henry this is literally you. What do you mean I I Am eating healthy today? Oh yeah, what are you having pizza? There are some healthy pizzas. okay you get a nice thin Margarita Pizza Your definition of healthy changes on a daily B basis.

Things that are healthy depending on a variety of factors including how I feel at the time. Yeah so how it started, how it's going oh my. God I want a FY that that's big. It seems like how it's going is you've changed.

your girlfriends did Genie does this but she puts the pillow like right between us like right there. So every night I go to sleep and I turn to my right and it's just a giant stuffed animal. You're welcome. What if I want to see you? you can't even see me.

it's dark. If you text me we need to talk and we say yes we do. Now both of their anxiety's High Hell yeah I Feel like it's always the girl that hits the guy out that we need to talk. You know like the guy is never like to the girl we need to talk.

So now Kings we should all respond with yes we do and show the woman what's up. show them how it feels he looks at the stomach, pet flips over pet pet like feel like a lot of guys would like stuff their face in a different place like I was thinking like maybe slightly higher up than that but you know that works too. You shouldn't blow air into holes. damn find someone that loves you as much as the sketch artist yo the sketch artist has a crush.

damn that's crazy how like the slight change of a few features and you go from like loser to Mega Chad Stacy rejected me when I was 17 decided to live so I could glow up be 21 and fit. finally run into her again hi Stacy it's Anan from high school she bursts out laughing at me oh my God Anan you look so funny now I didn't know you became such a gem rat how have you been? Why are Stak so inhumanely mean Bros hly feel like eating a bullet right now oh no he thought he like he was going to get the admiration from Stacy because it was Jack now okay that was kind of mean of Stacy to say you look so funny now like you know you say like wow you look fit like wow you look great like can't you at least have some decency. The thing is he could look funny like what if you skipped leg day and he was just like like a Dorito you know what I mean oh you all right? yeah you really fall down that I'm good. oh no he is not.

yeah. funny how you just get up once she starts walking on the porch. Took every ounce of his will to get up at that point but he was like I can't look like a not in front of my B when she Runing on top and you're trying to catch a titty it's like a game. It's just like flopp.

anyway. what? I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks in damn. But why snacks? What? huh? Is your head just for decoration? Wow! That is the meanest way to say someone's stupid I just like her? Huh? What huh? huh? What's going on? What are you doing for a Toyotathon? This year we broke up 12 years ago. Why are you texting me? It's the biggest end of your Sales Event Toyotathon? Come on Jessica yeah the what's wrong with you? Don't you want a good deal on a nice Toyota Ra where that the whole family can enjoy for 0% She said she doesn't need a Cheesecake Factory So I took her to a Fstar restaurant and she did this Emoji Exploding Head.

Oh damn you going to you going to talk to me at all or just going to keep me okay she said what are you looking at I'm almost like seeing all these guys being like I just want to take it a cheesecake Factory can you take me to Cheesecake Factory Dude, whatever she's eating looks like they would make that Cheesecake Factory Exactly a bowl of creamy pasta. Dude, you want to know why girls don't go for nice guys like you? It's because you're not a nice guy. CU you're fat and you're gay I'm leaving you and I don't want to see your face again as I take the four children that have your face. Holy yeah, that's kind of freaky.

All her kids are bald and need glasses mhm just like their father and fan at the age of like that thing's like two her. any position you want me, you ever do that position of course with like your parents That's a classic 5-year-old position and be like Dad Dad please Yeah, Airplane time, let's go I Don't give a about your knees airplane. Did your dad do this for you? Yeah, he did this for me yesterday. Really yeah, he was here.

Yes, he was all the way across the country M We did this last night. Yes, while I was in the bed when he's forced to sleep in your hyper feminine pink sand wheel themed room? Yeah, as long as it's comfy, it's kind of nice. Aren't you happy that my room's very man themed as long as this isn't your room. like if you sleep in your girl's room, it looks like that.

It's like oh cool, but you don't want to go back to it. Are you good in French Kiss or language? Somebody's horny. Stop being so horny. Why do they call it a French Kiss? Was it the French Who was like? Because that's what the French do.

Why? Because they are freaky when everyone replies to your story except the Target. this is like a girl's problem I Feel like yeah, This is how girls get guys to notice them. They can't be the first one to send the message you know? So they got to like leave hints, be like oh hey, you remember me I exist and you post like a picture and all you look for is that person's name under the likes and you're like all the other likes don't mean Gennie doesn't do this though, right? Because we've been together for seven years. Yeah and you never reply.

Oh start playing for hair her the hair is very. um really? no. My girlfriend forgiving me after I caught her with another dude. Oh ah yes because she is the one that is supposed to forgive like it's okay babe.

I forgive you for me having sex with another man every time you smile I Feel like inviting you to my place. a Are you single? No. I'm a dentist. You can't reply to this conversation.

What does his teeth look like you have seen Angry face? Angry fist? Now Behold Angry thighs? Yeah. Why do her thighs have veins in them? Is that Nezuko? Yes. Adult Nezo. Adult Nezo.

Oh okay, is adult Nezuko HT You can look her up. Oh no, she has knockers. Oh no, they're huge. Oh God As if it weren't enough to be hot when she was 12.

What did you just what yourself when she asks where you're taking her for dinner Big Daddy's meat wagon. Holy that place sounds good, right? I Want some? Big Daddy's meat. Oh yeah, nothing can anybody attest Big Daddy's meat I Want was it good? Was it fat? Sheesh. he's big I Can't wait to meet him.

IRL Is that him? yeah, he's short. stocky. Oh yeah, that is true. Like if somebody looks too buff and stocky, it's like is he just really, really jacked? or is he just really, really short.

He's so cute. Give him the Iies gender is what's between your legs. Okay guys, my pronouns are gorilla and grip. What's my gender is 4 in it shrank.

E When someone's physically attractive, but boring as hell, they tend to go hand in hand. you know? I Feel like when you're more attrative, it's like you don't really need to have character. You just kind of exist and was like oh my God I Want to be your friend? You're hot when you told her you're a monster in bed but didn't get specific I'm a monster in bed. You have no idea.

Yeah, that's genie in bed Exactly. It's got the bag of cookies. just dude. that's what I did in my mom and dad's bed.

Mom wouldn't let me like I won't spill guys, he didn't ghost, he was just dead I feel so much better right now like Rip but I thought it was a mish. oh my. God is that is that chunkers? Dora I like the the name though familyfriendly era and then just D explore. It's nice when someone remembers the smallest things about you.

not because you keep reminding them, but because they care and the girls like yeah I remember the smallest thing about you you're P I was going to say your nipple but okay, my nipple very hairy. Made an impression that was shocked. Eight planets, 204 country Seven Seas 7,707 Islands 7.8 billion people and you're in love with someone who ignores you. Well I mean you can't really go to the other planets? Yeah, Honestly, your first four facts have nothing to do with like me finding someone who.

yeah, what am I going to do a salmon in the sea like? Also, how do you know there's 204 countries in all eight planets? What if there's other countries in other planets? what country is in Venus buddy Uranus that's a planet So you you if a cat sees some boobs oh my God and he like she's like oh my God I love your cat. She's like let me pet cat and the cat's like okay and Cat Just snuggles in her boobs and she goes like goodbye and the cat was fake. it was his hand he fondled the boas. It's very fascinating what men will do to get get a touch.

You should have known when you made that lwd face. Whoa pal. No entry without girl. but sir I'm with my girlfriend.

dude how is this like being a worm thing turned into such a F Huge meme? It's evolved into fullon story arcs. Do you even see the Ridiculousness of your question yet? Or of if I were a worm? Would you still love me? Yeah. Would you he look like a noodle Anyway, What? oh my God it's a breakup cake. Hey that's body shaming.

Can you imagine if a guy broke up a girl and was like she look like a balloon? Anyways, yeah maybe that's the next cake right next to us. she look like a balloon. Anyways, here you go Here you go. You can't just come into my life, make me feel special and then boom shaka what the boom shakalaka laka Bo what is that from again? What is Boom Shakalaka Me and who super He literally just existed.

Ah I See you found yourself in a Hentai Herum. every man's fantasy, just just walking, everyone's even even Everyone's funny for you. even the dogs. What? when the macaroni noises get faster and louder? Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time? Got to believe in the force? Just Close Your Eyes The macaroni noises and and use the force.

you don't know what the macaroni noises are the craft Instant Mac and Cheese yeah. like when you stir it. uh yeah. I know what the ew? So I'm 30 and I recently hooked up with a 24-year-old and he was like I've never been with an older woman so I pretended to pass away during sex.

Just a super believable heart attack just to Spook the youth. Why are women faking orgasms when they can fake cardiac arrest? You got it. I Don't think that's that believable. Like you're only 30, sound like you're 60.

like why would you die of cardiac rest? Yeah, maybe like that improved his ego cuz like oh my. God I gave her a heart attack cuz that was so freaking good. I Lied: there's some sex and help me fold the laundry. Yep, will do.

but I thought that's what the laundry folders job was. Who's that? Henry You girl on the floor. This guy walks away running in front of him, drops the thing on the floor again I Don't get it. Notice me Senp.

Why don't you just say hi cuz she's dead. What the there's a forkins cry. What in the world this is disturbing a man? This is so disturbing. ew.

the do you mean that's how they cry I'm a firm believer that only one person in the relation ship can be annoying on the internet. The other has to be a mysterious minimal poster. No. I think we break that.

we're both mysteriously minimal. I Think usually in a relationship there's supposed to be like one socially outgoing person I think We also rate that we're both heavily introverted and terrible at socializing and setting up plans. Don't B Baby can you give me an upper back massage? Me: What the? He's just so mized. There's only one massage that men want to give and it's disgusting.

It's massaging his own dick I told my husband I was in hunger. This woman the whole entire time we had been husband I in my sandwich she said no twice I pull up and I'm like hey, I like a chicken sandwich babe, what do you want and then you were like oh I'm not hungry so we pull forward then I go honey, are you sure you don't want anything to eat? CH I'm not hungry I Okay, it's fine, we get home and this woman W Stop staring at my food dude I Feel like it's cuz girls don't eat as much. so when you ask them for chicken sandwi, they're like I'm kind of hungry but not enough to eat a whole chicken sandwich. So I'm going to say no, but they're actually hungry and then when they see you eat it, they're like I just need one bite.

Yep, that is exactly the tea. Ex: I know woman where whereas for men, it's an easy choice. we can always finish chicken sandwich. she's the one.

Is this the assertive girl? Oh yeah, what? I'm she got that Chinese twing what's that laugh like sorry, that's racist my bad is wonderful. He's a great man and I'm not ungrateful. but I have to like tell him to do everything. like everything.

um like if I want a hug I have to say hey, come over here and hug me or it's just kind of like a little unromantic to have to tell him all the time. and I was hoping that oh God I'm hoping that maybe he'll think of it on his own. oh my God that is the definite to A. This is like all woman to a te.

I Don't think you're being unfair for wanting it, but what I would definitely say is is you married a man Yeah Oh God he hears about 25% of what you say, right? He hears nothing that you don't say even though I'm trying my best to listen to all the 100% it's Prett rough. I'm sorry you shouldn't apologize to me I Feel like this happens between you and Kore Well she just speaks more so there's a lot more to not listen to once you tell him what you want he's going to, he's going to remember it and he's going to try to give it to you and make sure your needs are get. That's not true though. you have to tell them over and over and over if for her case.

Oh okay, yeah, that's why a woman should marry a woman. All right, that's it for subtle Asian Dating It's time for us to say goodbye. Lot of you guys notice that gets up as well. When we say all right, she's learned.

That's why we have to make these outros. Snappy All right, peace. Thank you so much for watching guys!.