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They both know it's fake! That's why, in the end like she's, just like stop it, i'm i'm not playing like it's fake. This is a joke man, so when a serial killer's in the house - okay, but that's not a serial killer - and she knows it was a joke. It was just a joke, but that's a serial killer. Are you not so nervous? Even jesus is looking at you pretty right there.

Oh thank god. I i was about to skip that. I was about to be like. Oh no.

I do not want to see the rest of this picture. Why? Why are you so scared? I was like okay, it looks like there's a tip on it, but that could be anything right and then i see like the giant veins and i'm like dude wait. There's only like one thing: i dare you to uh share this on your facebook page yeah, you're gon na share this. You should share it on yourself.

Did your mom follow you on facebook? No, what if they never click in okay? It's literally that s2k though, when he likes cars too, but is it manual all s2. Thousands are manual lowell, fake car guy. Oh, you probably put the puppy in that picture too. Just to get the girls he's.

That kind of guy you know, says whatever has whatever in the pics that's needed to get the girl, but in reality it's all fraudulent. That puppy is probably a fraud too. It's probably not even his probably sent it back to the adoption center. All right.

Those are water bottles nobody's pee. Is that clear? That's not girls, unless she literally like inverted her body to go then like it does not shoot directly horizontally. That is just that is just false. No because if you stick your finger in the hole, how do you know this? It's just physics, what's up bored and studying maths, what kind of math topology haha that was a good one and i studied bottomology topology is a real subject.

Oh dude, his name is twunk the twink. That's adorable. Do you know what a twink is? Twinkies the food yeah people that take twinkies in the ass? I shoot my shop by sending chicken wings to men at bars and then i do a little wave at them when the server points to me, that is awesome. She knows the weight of a man's heart exactly this is maybe the most amazing thing a woman could ever do for a man, and i'm not just saying that, because chicken wings are my all-time favorite food.

Okay, maybe i am saying that because of that behind every successful man there is a woman fact, because women don't follow unsuccessful men, universal truths. Do you agree with this kind of not? I feel like a lot. Some women just follow unsuccessful men, because they're hot is it that the woman made the man successful or that the man became successful, and then the woman followed that second one i say second one. Well, we all know that genie was behind my success.

That's for sure i think you're very vital without you. This would be very boring when you're kinky, but poor, hey. If it works for the seagulls and the wildlife and see me we can choke them out. I'm pretty sure yeah do some massive um.

It can endure. No yeah, those things are very durable. I was dying and i need a gatorade and i couldn't get to the gatorade, because that thing was holding on to the gatorade. So tightly doesn't get gatorade.

No, i do know no, but it's it's really easy. If you just snap it down at an angle, it's okay, my my iq was that of a seagull and 102 fever, how we sleeping if i pay for my girlfriend's homegirl meal, okay, who, as a girlfriend forces their own boyfriend to pay for their friend's meal. It should never be considered standard never, but if he is forced to do it, then yes, she needs to be in the bed at night. It's actually like wholesome, like they're, just nicely gently hugging each other.

You know they're not like rough like right. It's just it's just a nice like yeah we're just gon na go, go to sleep like you, don't know what they did before that. Oh okay, i got a girl now so y'all need to delete my number. Oh no artha! You cannot tell these that they will.

They will shred the city down, arthur's, got ta fight off his side hose and let them go our first savage man. You can't do this us shake too babe. Did you want to go out for dinner tonight? Oh my god. Yes, haha! I'd love to baby.

All right sweet because the boys are coming over tonight and it's awkward as when you're here what yeah i'm pretty sure this is a troll gina would break up with me over this. If i sent this text, oh it would have been over it wouldn't be over, but i'd be very sad because i'd be like. Oh your friends, don't like me. I didn't know that you're saying you'll be okay.

If i told you get out of my house - and my friends are here - oh yeah, it would be over, it would be over here. No, i wouldn't mind i'll just go to the bar and drink my sorrows away. If they didn't like you, they wouldn't be. My friends see, i, i don't think, that's true, no cut them out.

Okay, no, that's toxic couple has healthy conversations and validates each other's emotions. Wow 4.6 million views then look that up henry. No. Why not you go there anyway? I'm good.

What are you? What are you talking about? Why are you so scared? Why are you stuttering? Do you see this every day? It's us too. We have healthy conversations. Your lips are so pretty. You should see the other ones.

Huh huh nice. No, it's like she's an alien so like she just has freakish lips on her arms and she's like oh, nothing, it's pretty hot, the more lips. The better you know, joe weber, is in a relationship with desiree marie she needed some papers. So i married her.

You'd have to put my business out there like that shut up. It makes me a baloney sandwich. Wait is isn't this cute, like middle school yeah, he looks like he's 12. holy bro.

You made my night limit foul, oh skoon, that's what desiree tells me every night, who is this y'all ain't cute coming from the one without a profile picture joe? You ain't, no n-word, abs and yeah. You ain't cute, shut up random nf with seven different names. None! So it it collapsed that lent to one eye. I don't know what the you just said, but you put laugh emojis so hahaha this kid's out of control holy them.

Your kids, bro only kids of mine are the ones i leave on our face. This part being for life, after all of that this might be for life. Please tell me there's more, not for life just until they get bored of you after i get my papers, we done you're not done until i say so finish, making my sandwich diana perez. She kind of bad looks like i found my next boo after i dumped this one giga chad.

What's going on here, hey future buu diana dude. This entire thing has to be a skit, i think so i don't think that's even what he actually there's no way. They're getting a green card with this comment section. What is such a good good skit, though? No i'm like dude did the man get the sandwich or no, because desiree is holding out me trying to figure out how i can avoid men at all.

Costs would still get good my phone vibrates, my girl, who texted us, doesn't that sound like somebody, i don't do that. Okay, i i would say like who's, that is that not just who texted us, okay, different ways is my phone coming up with a text notification and you going like. Is that not the same thing, i'm just bored, but when women do that, like they genuinely think it's because a girl is texting us right, i'm not doing it because i think a guy is like hitting you up trying to steal you away from me, but i'm Pretty sure that's what you do and you ask who's texting me. No, i'm i'm bored! You married your best friend how quaint i married my arch enemy every day is a battle every moment.

A struggle still sharpens steel until we're both inevitably felt by each other's unforgiving. Hatred, i guess it's kind of like basically, oh yeah, marrying my best friend, you know like doesn't, doesn't everybody? No, he arranged marriages, joe weber, didn't marry his best friend who's, joe weber. Oh, i thought i was trying to think of celebrities and then i thought of that little white guy um what what is going on so in her mind when she went to grab the phone. Her mind was like oh no she's gon na grab my cupcake she's like gon na eat it.

Would you stuff the cupcake in your face if you thought it was gon na, take you yeah, but i would probably just take one nibble and then just set it down. Do you know what your definition of nibble is? What it's quite terrifying? Oh, my god. I would never beautiful and he's out oh wait, ladies no, he meant to do that. Yes, what's up, ladies, i'm picking up two girls, one for my homeboy back there and for me no one, my future kids to me, i'm ugly! Because of you, do you think our future kids will be beautiful? We're ugly draw me to be honest, yeah, i think they'll be all right.

It's like average. They won't be instagram hot. Are you seeing that? Because neither of us are yeah what, if we're lucky, you know and they turn out hotter than us. Is that possible? Oh, my god, then would you be very happy about that? I would yeah what is love baby.

Don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more! It's just like what what the missionaries like hand out to in your mail, because you know how they always have like the article telling you about this stuff and they they actually gave them a test to make sure if they read them. Because i literally got a letter the other day about this really yeah questions. We will teach you what love is we'll teach you how to love god. We will teach you how to love your neighbor.

So what is love? No? No! I didn't go to the sermons. Can you be with a man that makes a hundred thousand dollars yearly, but those types of guys don't even approach me? They don't even say so. Could you be with a guy that makes a hundred thousand a year? No! No! That's! 274 dollars a day. You right here, i know: okay, okay, so dinner.

For two and if we add alcohol, it's gon na be a three hundred dollar check. Do you wan na spend that whole man's day, like no wait? How did she calculate down to a day how much it is? Yeah, why did she know that, like right off, the top of your head is 276 dollars a day? What? Because i was like wait, did you account for tax or did you not and what state are you in and also, let's see if we're magic hundred thousand dollars a year? Oh, my god, 274 a day wait, but not even not, even because because then, if you get tanks, you're really only talking about like 191 dollars - and let's say you spend like half of that on expenses, you really only have 96 dollars. You can't even go out for like half the dinner she wants. Also what dinner is 300 every day every day.

Don't know man what's going on here that made you return, i thought about it. I was like oh that's nice holding hands and i'm like wait. A second wait: tart there's three hands there. Isn't that a pasta you mean jelly together, tell pasta, yeah, yeah nice, you don't even know what's happening.

I think i know what's happening so nice. How do i get your girlfriend's attention? Hey? What was that show? Your dad was telling us about the time travel one, my ex stopped by my work today. What does she want? She wanted to know what that show. Your dad was telling us about.

Let's go this completely avoids the question all she cares about. Is your ex here's. The issue, though, how do you get a boyfriend's attention got it? It never fails. She will be like.

Oh my god, what are those i'm like these wan na know what you were gon na order for dinner. Did you know hugging and cuddling kills. Depression relieves anxiety, improves skin and strengthens the immune system. I'm gon na diet same it improves your skin.

Ah, yes, so in order for me to get my acne, i just need to keep huggling ginny all day improve my acne kitty. I don't really have acne anymore. Ever since you started dating me, it's real! Oh, my god, genie cured my acne through cuddling, no, the acting turned into um eczema. That has to be.

I can't do that if you don't get this you're too young, it's pixar yeah that lamp always kills the eye. Can i be the eye to your lamp crush me? I mean that was nice. We were supposed to you ever seen like the pixar and charlie swiss go. Did we close it yo, ladies you're arguing with your man.

He tells you to calm down, you get louder and out of nowhere, he sprays you with the water bottle and says: what do you do now? What do you do next, henry? Don't you dare don't you henry where'd, he go and if you do it to me, just know i'm gon na. Do it right back to you, okay, it's outside all right he's going to get an enema. What does that mean? Oh it's the thing you stick up. I know what an enemy is, but why would he get an animal? I don't know you don't need to explain.

Okay, you know, that's that's up you break up with this person. Women are not dogs. What, yes, sometimes i mean? No, no women are not dogs. Ever i like the way she stares at me after, like oh you like that baby, you want some more of my fart gas.

I bet you're feeling hungry now, i'm just like what the yeah she looks like so proud of that one yeah. I worked on that. One for a while had three orders of chipotle you most people all the time, you're really good at it, japan's a weird place. Man.

Is it still like thing if you're, if you're enjoying it like? Look at that nice, lady who's, just trying to read her magazine, i think she's like reading a porn. Oh okay! I take it off. I think she's kind of into this. I think she got front row seats to the best show in town get it all back.

Oh, what's wrong, i wonder what made you so fascinated with this club henry? No, i just love your apartment, a lot. It's really cozy. It is yeah korean korean cream. Are you depressed, wow, very nice, twitch content, amazing stuff.

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