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The top 10 lines are 22kv in a Delta configuration. three wired under that is a 415v in Star four wire. The Street Lamp looks like a sodium or mercury vapor of about 400 watts. The whole lot looks Australian It has a standard cross arm design. There may even be telecommunications cabling. I Love it when someone is this passionate and knowledgeable about something very specific. Meanwhile, she's just like I Got the tattoo because it look it looked cool Alex The parrot was the subject of an experiment for 30 years at Harvard During this time, he was confirmed to have learned over 100 words, could add and identify colors. His last words to his caretaker were, you'll be good see you tomorrow I Love you. That thing's smarter than a human that even I'm not like that eloquent I I wish I would like Henry's last words are for me hey wholesome boyfriend. She took a shower and so she's going to get changed and the boyfriend's like yeah, yeah, you've seen me like this thousands of times. I've seen the sunset thousands of times too. Wow he is smooth chinny. Did you know that every time I See you it's like the first time I've seen you. What's the meme with his I was like, well, that was a lie last night I was alone in the ER and crying. Getting an IV put in always a challenge for me because of my veins and my nurse gave me her phone and told me to go through her Tinder matches and weighed them out for her to distract me. What did we do to deserve nurses like actually, oh, why would a strat huh? do you have any good nurse stories? No nurse said don't worry honey, yeah, you'll be sedated when we stick the tooth down your throat dick. What is the data and she just looks at me and is like yeah, sorry about that I'm like I'm like, okay, cool I knew a guy who sold weed in high school and college. One time he made pot brownies to sell and the process. He's discovered a love for baking. Dude's a pastry chef Now Where's kids aprons bringing to Brass tanks. Is there really any difference between baking and cooking mess? Yes, really. no because it's kind of like a science. Baking is like chemistry. Yeah, and chemistry is like making men, so you might as well be doing the same thing. Do the fish. Birds Birthday: So lonely Vanessa's birthday. Is that his daughter? Yeah. Is he trying to give her what he never had? Yeah. Oh dude, he's trying so hard I Feel like Dew fish rice was never really evil ever. His plans weren't that bad. Vanessa Is a who never appreciated her time right? Like what's on your face dude. Wait, but who did he marry to have a hot daughter? Hot. She's hot considered in the show. she is considered very cute and hot. also young. so I don't I take that back every day. After two years of long distance we finally got to meet. Oh but then like in the pictures either she's covering her face or he's covering his face and then someone said hey man, let me know if you want me to delete this but I edited a version where you're both in the sun. oh he just did it for free because he was just like I Hate the fact that like neither picture is perfect. So I will make you the perfect picture. Do one where they're both covering their eyes. oh my. God Wait somebody did it I Love it. Went to my brother's graduation and saw a little girl taking pictures of her dad who had just graduated too. It was just them two I was crying. She was so proud of him. Oh he's just gonna have like some sick pictures because like the angle like shooting upwards she's got like the perfect Instagram angle a lot of people have to bend down. she's just like that's my natural height I Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters they were supposed to fight the Wolves surrounding a town and state. They fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf. Army Girls man, they'll take over the world Who run the world Girls girls, it's a Beyonce song. Well I mean it's DND So technically you can make whatever you want happening. They must have rolled in that 20. They must have rolled so high to be able to like overturn the story. Their persuasion levels must be like a thousand. Dude expected severe weather Monday's weightlifting workout has been canceled. Find an elderly or disabled neighbor and shovel their driveway. Don't accept any money. that's our. Monday workout is a lot of work man. Dude, you're back. swole. what muscles am I Working out? you're back. No, just your back just now walking down the street eating a banana I Spotted a woman at a bus stop also eating a banana. do her Aura and mine I Was physically unable to stop myself raising my banana to her in this sort of banana toast. She looked very confused and adorably bombed her banana back. It's kind of like drinking horns, but it's a banana so it's like cheers to the banana. Well, it's like anytime you're eating something specific and somebody else is eating the same thing you gotta acknowledge like you have a connection there. You must now cross bananas. My mom passed away last weekend I Emailed my professors to ask for a 24-hour extension Professor One only gave me an extra 12 hours Professor Two told me to do the assignments for the week when I could and asked if I wanted to share my favorite memories of her instead be like Professor Number two, don't be a dick like if one of the editor's moms died I'd be like yeah, just you know. try and finish it when you can as in tonight I Better say s if you have a mom I Can tell you a full confidence that if you think you've been tired of not having kids, you absolutely have hard and exhausting work. comes in all shapes and sizes. Gatekeeping helps no one. please try to find time to have a cup of tea and a nap I Love you thank you Casey I Want to hug you so bad is she saying that it's okay to be tired? Just because someone else might work longer hours doesn't mean that you don't have the right to be tired. Look at this guy. He sits all day in his room, but he gets tired and he's just as tired as the guy who's like working construction today. I learned that Robert and Wayne inventor of the ins I laughed about something else. not that funny I laughed about something else. When one customer commented that it would be nice if it could make yogurt, he created a new model that could do that, then sent the review of the new model as a thank you. He still reads every review and they do have good reviews. I've actually bought one of those before. Yeah! I think I've I've had several of his products see look at this. this thing has 155 000 reviews. He reads all of those and it's at four and a half. Stars I mean his. His things are just like they work really well and they're cheap and affordable. Shout out to that one person that hears you when you're talking in the group and smiles and replies to you when no one else is even paying attention so you don't feel like a complete waste of space. That's exactly what I do because I hate when that happens to me. That happens to me a lot because I'm not like I speak like very quietly in real life you know I wish I were wrong no I wish I were high on pot S I wish I was high on pot news Oh so what I was saying like oh we appreciate that You say it back again, it's just like but then he takes credit for it well I guess you should have said it louder. Wow So now you're like now you're shaming your fellow soft-spoken veteran. The housekeeper deserves a raise. They must love their job I love my Teddy in my room and the housekeeper did this. Don't get you a housekeeper, they have to prove that they cleaned it. So what they do is they arrange things as weird as like serious. but I really like house key for this housekeeper is like I'm gonna do it with some style if there's one little thing. I'd fix the remote needs to face the other way because you're right. Yeah, it's the wrong direction. No one use it like that. but I love everything. You still get major tips I Was unable to find child care for my daughter this week so we have been hanging out today. I Took her for a five kilometer run slash bike ride I try to run and she bikes halfway. She looked at me and said this is the best day of my life Daddy if anyone needs me I'm out buying a pony. Damn you have to be a real good daughter to get a pony. Huh? Have you ever told your parents this is the best day ever? No, never if me if we go to like Disneyland or something but like it's never just like spending time with them. you know, even if maybe I felt it I don't think I ever said it but I guess it would make their day if you actually said it. This is the best day of my life Daddy People only want one thing. the thing in question Lifetime Love A book. They want a book. Oh okay, they want knowledge you a Lamborghini and a garage full of bookcases. women girls have read it. What are the cutest, most wholesome first aid options that we guys don't think about after having some extremely terrible first dates I told the guy I was talking to that I wasn't really comfortable going on a date one night he asks if I'd like to run a couple errands with him. He took me to the store where he bought a bunch of candy and after leaving the store he pointed to this really old and small theater and asks if I would like to check it out. After the movie he asked me if I was as hungry as he was and proceeded to treat me to a great dinner. The tricked me into a perfect date night. I Mean is that cute? Or did you just get scammed into a date when you didn't want one? Interesting. Did he brought you a candy in a convenience store? My poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew. It was a big ass cucumber. I'm not gonna lie, you're I would be with your dad. What the is that even I I think it is a watermelon? No, it's not. What does she know because he ate it and he's like the same watermelon fam. He probably threw it out. Yeah, who wants to take a bite out of that? It's not possible to be that thick as a cucumber. I've seen the thickest girthiest cucumbers I Like that till the day I die. The one story you'll always repeat is my Grandma day. Here's a gif of: Charlie Brown meeting Snoopy for the first time. That how it started off Yeah yeah dude. for some reason how come whenever I watch Charlie Brown Snoopy Seems like he's done with life right? Is he like want to slap him now? yeah Snoopy's just like Charlie Like what the do I give a about you dude. My Kink is husbands and wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun, random adventures and try new things. No resentment, no portrayal of marriage as a chore, just actual love. Did you mean oh my? God Technically doesn't she also support his like you know, dream of having a burger place. So then yeah, supportive wife. She's certainly supportive. Drags the kids into the business too. That's what we're striving to do, right? Chinny? sorry I was afraid but I'm ready. Now it's old. The divorce and I live alone? Okay, no you're good. He remains a lot of meeting with very few words he like Kevin from the office you can use it if you'd like. I'm stuffed and toilet paper do you have Navy yes no please tell me your child's name. thank you for your friend operation. What does he mean You can use it. If you like the divorce, use him. It means he has a lot of toilet paper. He doesn't need any more I think everything was like okay but he's like please tell me your child's name I'm like no, it's okay. My 90 year old grandma made me a vest to wear to parties and yes, it's amazing. Honestly, it is really that's actually pretty late I Feel I Feel Kanye would put ten thousand dollars for that and you are freaking free because he hasn't been so much effort into that. You have a talented 90 year old grandma. What kind of milk would you prefer? Sir Henry Haven't we been almost? What do you mean? haven't we been over the whole like Can I have a latte with extra I don't know what you're talking about God you have a memory of goldfish. This is the first meme I've seen in this manner. Oh my, are you making fun of her? Very kind and wholesome customer service I'm making fun of your gold Fury She just wants to know what kind of milk you'd like. Almond Almond: Is it Almond Almond? Do you see salmon? or salmon salmon? I Know you're supposed to say like sane and happy now Almond Almond Almond Smash! Like if you say almond almonds. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace. Sit down again. Hey thank you so much.