Meme with you. Oh, how'd you know? Wait, really. After 35 years of loyal service, they finally found out he doesn't actually work there. Why is this? Japan No, does he look Jeff Oh, maybe he is I don't know.

He's just helping them prompt themselves up for the perfect balance and then yoga pose. It's also the center of their bodies and the center of pleasure. Oh, that's not their apple buddy even Ein doesn't want to see them I mean if he really wants to help them with their center of gravity, right, wouldn't he just really like stick it in there? Oh, my wife thinks she'll break the internet with her joke Pokemon is like that. but Shiny Pokemon is like oh, wait, which one is your wife Oh asking the real questions here.

If he's smart, he won't answer it. Oh, when the babysitter has done a really good job, what deserves it? She's doing a great job. Everyone says she even breastfed the child as well because the mother couldn't provide the milk. Exactly Can no? Okay, can you breastfeed a kid that's not yours? technically? Yes.

Yeah. I mean it's the same concept, right? You just like stick something on there and then just extracts the milk like a cow. Just you know, can you breastfeed a man? sir? Your order is ready. Bam.

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This isn't possible. It is completely legal here. I'm gonna bring the basketball we have upstairs 10 seconds later. There you go.

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You got the lobster. Does he at least start swimming a little more actively once he's put in the tank? again? yeah, he's like wait I this isn't boiling water whenever I smell cigarette smoke in public I'm like damn still smoking cigarettes. Actually, that's kind of all about the Vape Nation Yeah I Feel like I smell weed more often than cigarette smoke I Think that's because we're in Washington Oh okay, fair enough. Oh okay.

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It's because I have no life and I spilled already. it's true And then you proceeded to say that that's what I would do I think it was like a bronze hand, but yes it is. Why does he have a bronze hand? I Don't know. Oh oh no.

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Please don't go wait. Team Rocket's leaving. It's Team Star now, right? Team Rocket is like they're good, wholesome villains you know? But team Star is like you're basically just a bunch of nerds who got bullied and then started bullying other people. And they got bullied again into not bullying.

The cycle continues. Who's gonna be preparing for double now? Where will I find a villain as hot as James and Jesse who can cross-dress and still look hot? Me: a non-american who doesn't understand anything about it Americans Making memes about Ohio I Don't even understand, but we don't get what this is about. We start out with people making fun of how boring Ohio is, but eventually evolved into Ohio being some kind of portal to hell or something. Ohio Can be interesting.

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You should have thought that the brown that's a beautiful golden. yeah, black cats are just burnt cats. You've been left in the pan for too long. God Creating that one friend that eats ten thousand calendars of junk food every day but doesn't gain weight.

Okay, first of all, God is forging the great I Don't eat junk food I eat like actual food so that still equates to about 10 000 calories I Hate you. It's like he can eat as much as he wants and he never gained weight. We eat maybe a couple like Pocky sticks too many and then suddenly yeah, only it doesn't count. How does that not count? That's food.

Wait a second. That is the definition. Me as a kid in church seeing who would die if the light fixture fell. That's kind of grotesque, but also it's entertaining.

Yeah, no. I genuinely had this thought in church because like, you're bored and you're like, what else are you gonna do yeah, besides contemplate death I've never been to church I Honestly feel like if she stepped into church like the entire church which set itself on fire because they're like what is this Unholy demon that hasn't walked into our doors? Y'all remember the time when Disney made a song about a guy explaining why he should be allowed to rape a woman? Oh yes, Oh that's kind of true. How does this song go? He's like I wish I could no. but basically he's always like I see her and he sees her in the Flames dancing and he's all like he's like she's gonna be marked as men.

but he also is a man of the church so he actually really gross so she doesn't want me and she doesn't want my penis. but I'ma give it to her anyways and she can't stop me. This is maybe the one Disney movie I'm interested in? Oh my gosh, Oh cute, is he single? Isn't that rasputed? Oh I straight up thought he was a serial killer. oh Henry we literally saw a picture of him yeah I don't remember faces No and we we talked about how he has yeah, he's 12 years yeah in a jar oh my.

God I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm kidding I'm meaning he's not catboy so he's not interested. Elon Musk Talks about buying redditors. Don't touch my garbage. We're already garbage.

How much more garbage can we get? Kai considers herself a redditor. Should I be ashamed of this? Yes, Can we read your no? We're moving on next me. And GTA after politely stopping for the police that was chasing me I Wanted obey the law and turn myself in. Yeah, you're playing the game.

Said nobody. Ever you're supposed to shoot the police or at least run some of the pedestrians over. You guys never played GTA No I watched GTA role play. It was just cool when you were six.

like to be able to get prostitutes. How long does someone have to be dead for it to stop being grave robbery and start being archeology? once they turn into bone and there's no flesh left? Really? no. but I figured that's kind of what it's like right? This is a great question. it's not four days I Can tell you that oh my God one plus one times two average Twitter User great I actually see this all the time on Twitter and it's crazy because they pose the equation and then the top answer that has like the most likes underneath it is like it makes me Triple because I'm like oh I must be stupid.

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Priorities Okay titty or 9 11. 911 wasn't that random conspiracy theorists. The pyramids were built by aliens. There's no way the Egyptians could have moved so many big rocks with their Simple Technology People who took physics they eat it the Rocks Okay, this is where I'm probably gonna be stupid if they eat the Rocks right.

Isn't it gonna just like how does it eat and then they like perfectly like put it back together and so you're telling me that Reddit has the answer like they're smarter than everybody else and they figured it out. I Mean if anything, they're smarter than me. I Mean they had slaves. Dude, if you have enough slaves, you can override any signs you want.

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But then the doctor says I gotta run the doctor can go himself I meet someone we talk Ed Wait, that's a great conversation starter though. They really end fast too, you know. I Thought: when the saw the Sonic bed sheets, they'd be like, all right. Lay down the pipe and then spread their legs.

Find yourself a who understands the greatness of Sonic now one random teammate on his way to revive you while you're at the other side of the man I'm waiting for him to get blown up. He's not gonna make it. No one ever makes it. It's looping guys.

I'm sad about myself. boobs Itty Bitty Titty pity. Why did you let out a sound as soon as you saw it I Just think the meme's not funny I think it's plenty of funny I don't I don't think that means that funny I think it's interesting. You're the only person that doesn't find this one funny.

It's just it's just not I'm sure you're not part of the itty bitty titty pity. I'm just representing you know, the ladies with small chests out there. You deserve to be seen. Itty Bitty Titty Committee I Watched one piece for the character development.

The character developed. Holy wait, what happened to him? What happened right? Because we started watching God We couldn't believe what we saw in like the video game trailer for this I mean I guess it is. she just grew up but like she grew up a little happened Nami come on, she already hit her like a goddamn truck. She's getting absolutely like ridiculous I'm fine with it.

I guess we've moved on from he'll never work again. Oh another one a yeah nobody in Hollywood really gives a huh? yeah but also I think it was because like that slap was just taken so well and meme so hard and Will Smith has been burned enough at this point. hard to swallow pills free Alternatives usually can't replace paid software. yes it can WinRAR Okay WinRAR is not free.

The only one would be video editors. Yeah, you need to pay for that. Yeah because we're sail the seven seas but we pay for that. Yeah we did.

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You guys don't call it a smolder anymore. You call it the light skin stare I Feel like I Feel stupid short people when they see someone shorter than them top I can see he's very fervently on that fact. tall people when they see someone taller than them because when you see someone shorter and it's just like it, just it's just good. You know there are people shorter than you.

there's not many notes. that's it when I get this feeling I feel so good because I'm like oh, they're so cute. Maybe this is why I think oh I guess the only people shorter than me are like the kids when they're like when they're carrying out the little light sticks and I'm like oh, on your stuff, you have to be a kid to be shorter than kind and even they're on their way to. Growing Up Mexican Boys versus Scottish police.

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Why is man juice yellow? It can be yellow. Not that I would know or anything. wait what? how huh? How? What do you mean? Why is it yellow I don't know diet I'll Google this later me explaining why Jeff should start when you stop reading right I feel that way too. Okay let me see if I read at the right speed.

me explain why drift should start when you stop reading. oh no worse, you just and it's It's always a slight itch and you're like oh, but the thing is, by the time you feel it, you already know it's it's too late. Has there ever been a time where you felt it and it just disappeared tomorrow? No No. I think that has happened to me before.

How I didn't do anything then God has blessed you. Or maybe it's it wasn't because you're sick, it's because you were trying to swallow something larger of course. So that's why you're sore. Him: I know this is your first time I will be gentle also.

Him: Oh my Oh my God. Oh Holy. at least he's giving you more Sensations to work with. It'll be an unforgettable first experience.

Yeah, you're quite literally getting drilled, huh? The girl's back is gonna be breaking. He is using lubrication. Yeah. WD-40 my expenses, my salary.

Oh yeah. Legos relatable. This is how I feel after I had to return my Gundam Wing you know fuss I could use a celery race to use a race fund my Gundam I'm gonna need some danker Edits: Yeah, all right. well that is it for our memes.

Like if you would like to give Kai a little bit of itty bitty titty pity I don't want your pity I just want big boobs. Oh okay, how would you like your dragon? What color? Yeah! Peace bye Thank you so much.