Hello Kai Welcome to the show today I Was busy cooking my Knuckles we're starting already Today we're doing that's in sane your Center celebrates mid-autumn Festival Oh Ma'am you're so hot and see oh okay we're gonna give these poor men a heart attack. Not a heart attack. He's they're gonna make him. they're just gonna get hard.

Oh my God The Grandpa's oh my gosh, she's letting it happen. Yeah Oh thank you for your service. So now this is like the greatest night of this Grandpa's life. He can go to heaven.

Happy now! Wow this is what happens in retirement homes. The guy next to him looks so sad like God damn why couldn't that feed me Oh what physics I Feel like this is a commercial. more for the car Dodgeball 2.0 Holy wait they're so good. This is some Dodge this way you guys are going overbound.

it just got personal after a point. can you just aim with your feet? No no no no no yeah I think they got they missed it. Oh no holy you're gonna unleash the Army It's time to go and eat. They're like shoving each other forward.

Oh how would you make sure all these dogs get fed? They're all very well trained and respectful. No one's fighting. I Bet everyone is fed. Yeah, these are dogs.

Not white trash. foreign, racist now. NYPD Evidence Warehouse Burning down in massive fire today with the helicopters. This reminds me of Chernobyl Warehouse A lot of people are about to be exonerated.

Why don't criminals just do that? Actually Like really, it only takes one criminal to save like 10 000 more criminals. So like come on, someone's gotta take the fall for it right? if I was found guilty and I had to go to jail forever I'd go and come in arson. Okay, can we see it from the opposite side? Yeah like yo. I'm really guilty man like that's kind of true.

It's another Artisan charge to It New Wave of coveted cause of the post office collapse in China Oh I Didn't even realize that was male for a second I thought it was just trash. Wait did anyone just come and like pick it up? What do you do at that point? like how do you? where do you even start to sort this through I feel like I'm at the North Pole and these are all as Santa's gifts that just never got there. You know that's the most wholesome thing I've ever heard you say Oh Henry Ellie High speed chase ends with police arresting the wrong guy in live TV What good job La Cops Let's go. Driver running through a parking lot into another group of cars and it looks like a commercial going into a commercial building.

It's gonna attack now. they're going after going down the street who took off the foot now the dogs. Why is that just the wrong guy? This guy? Wrong. Yeah I don't think that's him.

Can they not tell like you guys look like the same guy I Don't think he had that much time to change. He wasn't wearing anything like that. so that guy's just like he was just surrendering the whole time. Okay, and then they're like nah, I don't give a he doesn't stick the dog on him in Philadelphia Gas Stations Hired Armed Citizens For Secure 30 What? So basically you're hiring a mercenary.

Is that legal in the U.S that's a sweet gun. Okay dude. if I pulled up into a gas station and I saw that I'm just like I'm gonna just go to the other gas station now I don't mind paying an extra 10 cents. Also, like the amount of gunmen he has surrounding it.

Yeah, isn't one enough, especially with like a weapon of that caliber? Oh okay. Kendall sets Christmas Reef on fire. Oh, that's pretty. Wait, that's actually really pretty.

What is the spray? I Don't know. Strangely artistic. Yeah. the WASP a knife that fills your target with a burst of CO2 Oh what? God Foreign.

Doesn't this like hurt even more like holy. It was used for defense against large crit. Defense against large Critters are more like offense against large Critters Los Angeles Christmas 2022. Well yeah, I think you're on a skid row.

but also this is kind of just Skid Row every day, isn't it not just Christmas Dude, that guy's having a great time. Yeah, this is Christmas This guy's like yeah, he's all like festive and that was that guy. had a Christmas hat. This is actually one of them.

People are wearing red and stuff. yeah see people like there's aren't screens. they're just living in the moment. kid playing drums on NYC Subway and kills it.

If I was on the subway, this is one of those things I Wouldn't mind happening. It's awesome because they're like kids too. Yeah Kylie she's foot strength. Do you think when people take these photos it's like she just stands on her toes for like one second and then she falls over yeah.

I don't know. She's like oh, a group of Thieves in Essex England Stole a set of luxury cars worth in total, approximately 700 000 new euros. Is that a go-kart Oh never mind. sorry, that's straight up like a go-kart or something.

that's for himself. Yeah, is that like a G wagon? Nice. It's big, it's it's a Porsche it's a another Porsche Wow. such cars SUV They wanted to provide a good Christmas gift to their families I Guess practicing handgun shooting in a row? uh are there waiters? Oh my God oh my God Yo yo I Know it's like they have to base it like this is like the Strat right to give to give their team back up when you're reloading.

I Hope they have a friendly fire turned off. Holy Whoa! Roy Sullivan A Virginia National Park Ranger Was struck by lightning seven times between in 1977. Okay, I'm just gonna ask what everyone's gonna ask, right? Did he buy a lottery ticket? Good one? Kai SpaceX Rocket launch view from flight Oh it's it's awesome. Far away.

Yeah it is so far. Well because if I were a plan I would not want to be anywhere near that thing. How long did he keep something? Did you see a plane there? It is. drugs conf skiing at the airport, disguises children's candy.

seems like there's there's not a lot of empty space in the back. Oh and capitalistic companies would never allow so little empty space to be filled. Now it just looks like an egg. Yeah, it said or is that a mushroom? It's a pack I would have been like oh that's some interesting white chocolate cocaine travel down the bottom of the East antarctic ice sheet.

I Feel like I'm looking into an iris. We drove an ice core at the Allen campus. Wow how deep is going but we have found previously found the oldest ice ever discovered 0.7 million years old. With this core we hope to find even older ice.

Beat this to learn about the fundamental properties of our climate system. it's going to reach Australia You've arrived at the bottom of the ice sheet and it's just a little bit. Whoa! Fantastic job is done by this boy. It's a doll house Boy has done good.

Good job boys! Yeah you're out here building Legos this making compounds out of dirt Conor McGregor Making fun of a charitable Irish Comedian's mental health issues Oh dude, we didn't test audio Jude Probably Sounds like a Mouse in this video God Damn it. Don't forget it. There's blood on my flag there. He just straight up said depression ain't real.

Just fix your posture fam. That's it. Oh my God I'm not depressed. It worked huh? Oh my God I'm so much taller than everyone else now.

Wait, you're sitting on your leg long enough to tell you everything I love about you Stephen Weber of Baton Rouge drowned after she proposed his girlfriend while underwater in Tanzania What do they have? the video Okay, it has to be more than wait what? he planned to do this but then like he just literally couldn't make it back up I Get it I just straight up died and so his whole proposal actually became real which is really sad. The irony man you can just like took it at a mall or something and proposed there. Yeah cause he was probably trying to get like the perfect shot. He was probably like it's not in Focus like God damn it.

like keep refocusing. It's like wait, the white balance is off. Change the white and then he's dead. That's just you family tree fell out in a house while we were inside.

No one was hurt. Is that the first thing you think about? Kind of yeah, it looks like a video game like in Dying Light Yeah, you gotta go in there and like loot the house. Yeah. Anyways, this guy's probably.

um, yeah. sorry bro. Pay his bills and you're gonna probably have to sell his house. Go homeless I Don't think he's gonna even be able to sell his house fire.

Honestly, why don't more people just do this at the very end? Yeah, technically then that guy wouldn't fare and swear if we're just talking about like pure running skill and speaking. Okay, but we're talking about this man's cleverness and wit. Under Pressure But technically, that's not what the sport is about and that's not really what you're competing for. but like, technically, no one gives this congratulations for him, but that guy was still probably the better.

Runner Hey, you can see Mount Rainier from Canada but only the tip because of Earth's curvature. Just the tip. Just the tip. Take that flatter.

Thirsty, we can see not only the tip, but the entire base and the shaft as well. Worker gets sucked into fighter jets. Turbine survives for some reason for some reason. Yeah, exactly.

When a crewman forgets to duck as he passes in front of the Jet's engine, the power is enough to suck him into the tank. The crew member is pulled free and survives. Did that dude turned into a rubber band? Yeah. Russian Mentality to killing Ukrainian Children laid bare about this disgusting joke Russian Mpo leg and the love tells at a public Christmas event Literally insane.

Uh, foreign missiles. He got the missiles and now he's dead. Do you already see him in the back? She's like he looks so disgusting this. Log Cabin oh it looks like Minecraft that looks so fake.

Yeah yeah, it's not real. This is like a wallpaper. It looks like just like Minecraft no secret tight out here. that's it for that's insane.

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