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Like that flight that you paid was like 700 for yes and you you just you can't risk missing it. It's huge. Really important. How many times are we gonna see this happen in these videos? That weird gym exercise.

It's not weird, it's everywhere. it's real. All right. So you have this girl right? Yeah, she's kneeling down.

Oh look, we got a glass surface and just rub my ass on that surface and I'm just going to pull for a little. oh oh, is she trying to like open that with like a string attachment? Oh I think that was it? Yeah, Oh yeah. she needs to work on her. um, abductors.

She has to work on her Kegels. Oh like Genesis girl again. So me or the iPad um I'll take the one with less plastic. Which one? Oh she looks so sad.

It does have less plastic. but what if there is no plastic? Well then he made a horrible Choice Okay, so now we have a girl that looks a lot like Hachu. or is it just me? Kinda? but not really. No.

I don't see it. Honestly, no camp for real frill. I Would also get mesmerized by this guy. Okay Ginny What would you do if this happened to her dog? Ein I Bring her home.

What? And she looks like that. How would you react? Would you kill me? Would you? First question: Is it harmful? Is she okay? She's fine. Second question: You're a mad lion Keanu Reeves Recently shared a sweet memory of his girlfriend. Alexandra Grant And it's honestly goals: We were in bed.

We were connected. He shared. We were smiling and laughing and giggling, feeling great. It was just really nice to be together.

I mean yeah, that's that's really sweet. but that's also really non-specific If you're not in bed connecting with your girlfriend every night, through your emotions and sometimes your penis, then you're doing it. Oh, you've got to connect in multiple ways. We were connected through our genitals.

What? no? Is it through the no beans through his butt and her oh my. God What? When your homie starts driving 150 miles per hour and says I Loved her bro? Oh no. First off, whenever your homie just recently broke up with someone, don't let him drive you drive Would you ever die for me? Yeah Drive 150 miles and die Kill a little Hezbollah right here Genie You have to have Hospital dating in my 20s I'm going to die alone dating in my 30s I'd rather die alone because like when you're younger, you're like oh, like I want as many friends as I can get. Yeah then when you're 30, you're like all these people.

Let me see if I could lose five friends in one day when he starts crying because you found out he cheated. Holy mol is that Barbie Yes Barbie got very young looking. It's kind of like throwing me off. Yes when you like look at the AI of the girls that people like and it's all just like teenagers and it's like and then like you check out like the most searched term of oh and it's like teenagers like and then you go to Japan and you watch the anime like it's not even teenagers.

It's like six when people ask me how's my day going dead inside but still funny. So is this like some kind of invitation? Are you looking to get rid of that penis so you could just feel dead inside? Hey yo I Respect you for messaging me first I Respect you for respecting me. Oh yeah well. I respect you for respecting me Respecting you.

That's a lot of respecting you're doing I respect that I respect that he's respecting him through all this respect in this message. Do you respect me for respecting him respecting him in this message I Respect it. Okay, do you respect Genie Respecting me respecting him respecting that guy. Flipped off the video Henry Dude I'm so sorry Eldest Daughter: Asian Parents Is this an Infinity in one babysitter? Chef Therapist Diplomat Financial Backup Plan: A Plus Student lawyer, translator, Family Honor Upholder Workforce Robot dishwasher, Medical Advisor and more.

Um, yeah, being eldest daughter basically means you are now a Slave Is it the same for eldest son? No, No, that's why it's great to be the youngest son. No responsibilities. Parents already gave up being strict because they already did that with the older sister I Thought your mom chased you outside with a hanger. Yeah, it's because I was a little.

what was it boy? I don't remember I just remember running. it's all. Relationship will lead you to marriage. Some will inspire you to stay single.

but I don't think you should be inspired to stay single I Think everybody should aspire to be something larger than single. Double triple. Whoa. Oh no, you're going too far there now.

No, why do aspirations have to stop at? Double Quadruple Dead idea. We shouldn't listened to my playlist in complete silence and you stand up and applaud me when it's finished. Okay, so me and Ginny sit and listen. Never.

No, we do this all the time. No. Henry we do not do you want to know why you play your Kanye playlist and start being like now I will read to you a scripture from line three. Verse five: I Love your titties because they make me focus on two things at once.

Now what does that mean and then we're just like when she rubs the meat a little as a joke and tries to walk away. Where you going? Well, you think you're going. you've awoken something. man.

you need to finish the job. God Damn it. I Called my boyfriend using my friend's phone. He picked the call and said hi baby.

He knew it's me even when I didn't speak a word. True love exists. copium. she's inhaling.

Love travels through many different mediums whenever like the inner. The inner dollar scene of what's going on through space through time I Know breakup hurts. we're losing. someone who doesn't respect you is actually again, not a lot.

Is that yeah? holy have you seen Selena Gomez like recently how she's fat. no how she has fat teeth. Whoa no that is the girl that was casting spells on Wizards of Waverly Place he really I got super veiny huh? Since then my buddy's girlfriend farted in front of him for the first time so he got her a cake Courtney's first fart. Wow! Henry where's my cake I Farted in front of you like 2 000 times now.

That's why we don't need a cake. It's a very regular occurrence these days. Me the first time I did it. That's because the first time you did it, you didn't know that I had it today on.

they knew exactly what they were doing. Look at that dinosaur they've got. They have tumors in his legs. No no, it got really strong legs.

Never skip leg day. But why are they so bulbous? My girlfriend of five years has been deaf since she was six. She reads lips pretty well but prefers sign language I didn't know a single sign when I met her but I could tell you right away there was something between us. So I started learning after I got home from her first date.

Fast forward a few years. I've now flown in ASL and we used to talk almost exclusively when she's not looking though I talked to her even though she can't hear me or see my lips to read I tell her how much I love her I'm going to marry her someday. How beautiful she is ETC Have you been practicing proposing so it's not so terrifying when I actually do it? She has no idea and I plan to keep it that way. The first comment that's BS All right.

Genie Would you still love me if I Win deaths? Yes Would you still love me if I was in? Fertile yes Would you still love me if I had no face? Okay, this is getting weird. I love you for your personnel. Well yeah I know you do. She's my true love I Know anyone Nicest she's ever been.

Maybe because she has nowhere to run right now. When your child getting tired he starts moaning. The song has restored my strength. my jaw feels Anew again I can go I heard PewDiePie got demonetized for doing that.

so I I'm sorry sorry about that YouTube he was trying to ingest a very like big hot dog. No, he's a microphone no like people I know I'm trying to say YouTube Henry was trying to ingest a very big hot dog. No, this is my microphone trying to protect you Henry huh when he opens my laptop and he sees himself as a sin married to my SIM with four kids and a housemate. If you saw this on like a second date, would that freak you out? No.

I'd be like that's cute I don't get why people are so scared of commitment so yeah, who cares? You can talk about any point like it's whatever I want three I want two there there! You did your very best today I'm so proud of you. get in my tits. you know what? I'm gonna do me no I swear that when our lips touch I can taste the next 60 years of my life Sushi Apparently you're gonna be eating sushi for the next six years of your life I taste fish when Henry touches my lips. he just tastes garlic and onions here.

Let me let me taste her lips. Okay, this is going weird. You know what? I Taste Genie I Taste commitment. No, you should have tasted rum and coke.

Dude, it tastes like children. Why do boys ask what you wearing as if we sit around in sexy lingerie all day? I'm in my Penguin onesie. What are you wearing what? but it's like does that penguin onesie like exposure Cheeks is a nice and tight and Lacy or hey, found you on Tinder Seeing you on a relationship so do I you're hot babe XX Baby there just want to chat I Put our heads on a random pick. This is how we would look together, baby.

So Henry would you be okay with the girl doing this? At least exchange one word before you start doing that. Okay, fair enough. maybe like two words. What if it's hey I found you from Tinder Stay away.

Is that like exchanging of words? Would you like to finish off some dank memes? Oh my is another toilet meme. Five percent, Two point, seven, eight percent. Oh for us, this is them together. Bros Hold it together.

you start floating dude. Busty college girl. I'm dying right now. my professor sharing his screen and this is one of his tabs.

Busty college girl fully explains theory of Relativity. No way you can prove that because the icon is a generic internet Tab and it's not Hub so you wouldn't know. but that's also kind of disturbing since he's a professor and he's looking up porn videos of his kids that he teaches. but you know that's fine.

It's probably normal considering on a regular basis every semester like 50 professors get at per. University An Atheist a Believer Amazing! God Answered the believer's prayers by sending him an atheist to build a boat. The Lord works in mysterious ways. The believer believed and a yacht came by and put him right on its deck and he was safe.

I Want to believe that the atheist is actually taking apart the raft to smack the police for sustenance and cannibalism? Whoa. What is this? Do aliens have Big dicks? What? Let me see it, huh? Just for a second. Let me see it. please.

This is absolutely disgusting. One is 12 years old. Where is the sauce? That's what sibling this is disgusting. Give me the link so I can stay away.

Jesus Christ Henry The cookies are ready with the baby. stop screaming. Oh I Like dark humor but oh my. God the cookies are ready Henry when the baby stops What? Yeah yeah though.

I'm not doing this one. this is I don't like dank memes. it's way too dark I Guess you don't need that iPhone alarm Then hon someone 80 year old granny died in nice to do the cardiac arrest virgin male nurse me who was all alone to pack the SE are the darkest memes I've ever seen. These are darker than the void I've never seen such darkness in my life.

That's gonna be it for sad I wasn't sad I Was really happy to see all these memes. I'm sad that we have to part ways now that yes what a terrible shame. Maybe if you leave a like we can see each other sooner. Oh wow.

all right thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace.