We're going to check out things that suck you know what sucks vacuums. My my mom. Held a graduation party. Today.

And no. One came. Oh wow. She put so much work.

Too. Wow. That is like so. Well.

Done. The chairs are like perfectly aligned the tables are set for like at least 30 people to be here grandma came. She's probably got these like custom printed they probably like rented the space. And she has to like wallow in the shame.

That her son has no real friends that's that's crushing crumble like pasta. What if those are pasta like pasta. Clippers you know you're supposed to eat them i see i'm kind of curious what that would taste like no it has quite a lot of ridges so maybe you're very yummy. Interesting plastic that does not have any uv protection breaks down like that over time that's how you get something so brittle.

It's like some people's self esteem. You know just crumbles at the touch. I don't know maybe the movie that you like isn't the greatest what the city asphalted. The train tracks uh.

Oh. What i don't understand this there's obviously still a train. There so isn't this still functioning like the trains literally like what the do they even like clear with like the train people maybe. The train could still make it like if it goes fast.

Enough you must like scratch over the surface. Just the entire seven cars back up loading gallons of metal. I mean oh yeah. And then they have to shoot a kid just have seen this mustache crawl across my face.

When i was trying to go to sleep my skin is crawling is that actually called satan's mustache. It's like a cross between a spider a cricket and a millipede and like everything else under the sun and a spider cricket. Did i mention a millipede. I think i've seen one of these there's some ladybugs in there too like why they eat spiders bed bugs termites.

Wow. They're really good for you my graduation dude. How did they even do that that's crazy pretty sure because they couldn't find an actual photo of him yeah. So they got a tiny photo and just blew it up.

But they were like it my day's done you're like i quit are you in the witness protection. My cat had a tick and that had a tick oh the goosebumps for some reason. Though i think it's funny because that takes like wait that's all right. I'm supposed to be the tick in the little ticks like not anymore.

Wait. So is he literally sucking the blood out of the bloodsucker. I can do that the blood economy must be pretty rough these days huh what a up world that there is a parasite to the parasite showed. My friend my new backpack and she said come on you're an adult you goddamn right i am.

I feel like maybe you can get away with this if you're like an asian female no you can get away with it if you're an asian male too really yeah i mean it's wrong to say that she has a pointer okay as an adult. Am i not allowed to carry around dora the experience you can do whatever you want exactly i'm an adult. So i could do whatever it's like she says come on you're an adult. I'd say damn right i am.

I can wear this maybe. This is more adult than normal backpacks. Because it shows you that you can do whatever the you want because you're not out now. It's the ultimate assertion of freedom and dominance.

I thought if i bought the top pack. I get the bottom pack for free uh uh uh. Not what wait is he gonna not get both of them wait wait wait and then you know what you have to do you have to get the bottom one so that all of them aren't alive. You must complete the beautiful triad.

Why does this look so funny like the way they're just like so helplessly just like like what if they like specifically program stuff like this so. That they can like utilize. Less snacks and take people's money what if this is brilliant engineering and a skim it could be do i smell because i feel like it's kind of whiff of myself here i go no i appreciate your drunken late night attempt to clean random party guests. But wooden cutting boards do not go in the dishwasher.

Oh. I didn't know that was a cutting board. It looked so like perfectly divided haha. The cutting board got cut someone hit my car and painted it without space wait so they actually they went back home to pick up their house paint came back and actually tried to fix it to some degree like it's almost admirable.

But it's also what's even more admirable is how stupid you think that it's the same kind of paint yeah honestly in that case. If you just left them. Like a hundred dollar bill. It would have been a lot better and i'm guessing the actual damage to it was just these minor spots you went all out there like holy dude.

I could paint better than like fit like fifth grade art class. But i'm not going to lie if it were me and i saw this i'd be like just keep trying because white's white. I don't care wait you didn't even notice. It's not so it was a point.

Oh. My god like it for me. It's a situation of like i mean that sucks. But i mean my life moves on wait that's amazing it actually worked he didn't notice and he got away with find them hit their house and beat him with heartbeats fighter plane receives a foam salute instead of a water salute.

Oh. You can't see anymore. See it's a stop wait. I'm confused why did they use foam.

Why does it feel like the plate. The plane's like this is a substance. I did not expect honestly these fighter jets look so freaking cool it's like a little boy's wet dream wait. Why are there so many people watching this wait that makes it even more awkward.

This is like supposed to be a display of like the new tech and they just like came all over it netflix are you still watching martin daughter. A seagull take a fat on my brother's tufts. A couple minutes before his wedding ceremony. It's okay um little clorox wipe as a groomsman.

I would switch yeah. But it's different fits is it yeah i mean it could have been worse could have like fell on the water fell in his mouth as he was saying his vows can you imagine greatest wedding ceremony ever babe. I swear to god promise my son we'll go see mount rushmore and then god said. No son you must not see the president's faces.

Oh. My god tell him you want golden gate. As well that is hundred percent. All the time they're always like i want to go to san francisco and see the golden gate bridge 90 of people will never see the golden gate bridge.

I feel like you know my pain. Oh dude. Why why would you cut it that deep you know i've seen a lot of people do this dude. This is how like my mom used to cut my nails.

When i was like a kid really that's why i hated getting my nails cut is that why your nails are so stubby. What dude. My mom would go even deeper than this like she'd go until there were no like like dark part left stuck in the parking space. Because my brother in law.

Sent his tesla to do a software update. At 10 30 pm. Wait you can't drive the car when there's software i guess that makes sense but dude i thought windows updates were a bad test yeah holy yeah i hate it when my phone like needs to update like can you imagine having a car that needs to do that too this is like maybe. The one reason.

Why i wouldn't get a tesla. Yeah. Because why would you want to drive a computer. Nobody likes waiting for updates.

It's it's the worst especially for something as important as needing to drive and go somewhere. Imagine you're just driving under the road update. Starting. Now dude.

Does it tell you that like it needs to be plugged into the power source. Too before updates. Then you gotta you gotta go to like the charging station plug. It in first or else it won't update.

Just like bug. You about it all the time. So you got to be like scheduled for later or remind me later that's what i just did with a good old honda. I added chili flakes to my curry turns out it was infested by weevils three days of dinner gone are those weevils.

You're gonna cook something that would last the three days they never stopped me they eat your food now you eat them they won't affect the taste. Too much and they add protein. It's just an additional seasoning also it terrifies. Me that chili flakes can get invested infested by weevils.

I guess anything can right got laid off today with zero notice found all my stuff already in the box. When i got to work dude. What a did you need a 30 day notice or something what if the 30 day notice came in your mail. But you never like looked at it at least they didn't eat your cookies my maple leaf cookies yeah and they packed it up for him too i mean that's nice.

But it's also not nice because then it's like other people going through your belongings. I i'd probably be traumatized by that like every other job. I'd get after that i just dread going to my desk in case. I see another box.

And it's like over and then your co worker. Knows that so one day they just put like a few what but it's actually filled with snacks for you because they're like good work had my catalytic converter stolen. Twice now wish me luck on the third actual footage you yeah that'll totally deter them from taking the catalytic converter. You know what you should do to your catalog converter put like a like electrocution device on it.

So. If anyone tries to touch it and take it away they die guy gets thumbs sandwiched between pavers. I don't want to see this oh some sandwiched you know those are heavy and look at the distance. Too.

It's too fast his wife did you see what she did as soon as he left. She's like lifting it back up like like that's gonna help your husband's like thumb situation. Yeah like why do you hold it in place after he got hurt like you're making zero help. Maybe you should just forget about that and go like quickly inside grab ice yeah.

Bowl of eyes help him right now with his thumb was standing in the grocery store when the ceiling towel above me fell hit me in the head followed by a few gallons of dirty water. I was completely soaked and the employees didn't do anything what i mean to be fair doesn't look like the best grocery store. What are they supposed to do though like here's here's a rotisserie chicken. I don't know give me a towel or ask if i need assistance or help better call song today.

I learned that a coffee pot can explode. Honestly anything you can explode. If you try hard enough it looks like it's happened about 40 times in every possible direction or is that just from one explosion. Why does it look so dirty.

I do like the look of it though not gonna lie with the posters in the back this looks like a fallout it's an aesthetic. It is it's a fallout. 4. Scene there's this one person that actually had the coffee wallpaper disgusting really disgusting.

I was going to leave 30 minutes early from my shift. Oh okay yeah. I'll just i'll just stay in the safety. What is your shift like where do you work yes.

I'm going back to work then that's a problem for the next year substitute bus driver dropped the kid at the wrong stop even after the kid told the driver that this is not his stop a child is lost. He's approached a home desperate for somebody to help him the seven year old has been dropped off at the wrong bus stop in omaha nebraska. And doesn't know the way home. But i don't want my mom to worry about me kids don't have phones sound like the uh.

The blizzard devs oh you don't care you're crying dude. I don't know why it was just like the way that kid just absolutely was crying and lost i'm like i will murder that substitute like bus driver. How dare you do that to a kid just bought this underwater protective case in thailand and went swimming with it. Oh.

My god you see i think it protects the it's a water bag it protects the water to be in the back. It's a water holder actually yes. I don't think i'm getting out no you're doing it inside out it was the other way around actually. I actually might believe that yeah maybe it still works.

I don't know right amazon dropped off. A package between my two garbage cans today. Oh. My oh.

Oh wait don't tell me. How he puts it on top of the no. It's just there though dude. Oh.

He thought it was trash. Because it makes sense. Yeah yeah. This employee.

Thought clean boxes on the floor. No no no gotta toss it in the trash good on him. Like the fact that he actually picked up the box threw it out cut the grass on monday went to take the bin of clippings out today. It's all smoldering.

It was in my garage just smoldering away okay. But how is it smoldering from what you could have left some um. Some ribs in your garage would have smoked it nicely for for the last eight hours. So is it just like one little ember like burning.

But then wouldn't it set the whole thing on fire. Oh wet grass is hot half. So it's self combusted. Wow.

We have all these farmers in reddit. All of a sudden that's why you don't build weddings happen in one of my silos. You'll learn you'll learn yeah. I've actually never cooked grass before so i had no idea.

Ah diva press conference. Wardrobe. Malfunction. What dude that sucks man.

Oh dude. Oh. I can't believe that first off. It's an animation.

So hockey no no it's real that's diva. She said uh she's in a red carpet and she just really needed a stretch yeah. Because that's her signature pose in overwatch. Right have you even played overwatch henry.

Do you really think blizzard would make something where that's her signature pose. It should be her signature pose. She's so upset about it she stayed in that position for another three seconds to just assert dominance man you know i always thought she wear panties. No that's not functional it adds extra drag.

Which she doesn't need for her you know you never played overwatch. So you have no idea what she even does no she she runs around shooting people can you tell me what her power. Is she summons a mech. It's like the only reason.

I know she rides in meg is because i saw some rule 34. All right that's it for that sucks leave a like if you would have liked to be at this press conference leave a like if you would have showed up at this graduation party. I would thank you so much for watching we'll see you guys next time peace.