Gee how's your day been going um pretty pretty good. Do you know what make it better? Yes, what means you're goddamn right about that? I am a telepathic genius. Okay, so our curator pockets pick some of these out for us hockey me driving hurry up. Yo y'all act like you've, never seen a damn accident when it's my turn to look.

Oh my god, like full-on park, get popcorn out. Oh my god. It's morbid curiosity. Nobody can turn their head from an accident.

I understand, but you shouldn't blame other people for having more of a curiosity too. I think we now know why henry made the oregon plan out of the blue, because mia malcolm missed this post is in oregon, with her friend too, alas, you've caught me. Red-Handed i've been stalking mia malcov on instagram, her every movement wherever she goes just to get a chance, a small glimpse, a glimmer of hope. Then i might see her round buttocks and yoga pants while she's hiking.

I didn't even know of this plan, so yay one to eat and one to use you eat it and you sleep on it like the sheba demonstrates the comfiest of pillows, the cucumbers yeah. That's definitely what she was talking about right couldn't be anything else. She wouldn't do anything with that cucumber. You look i'm trying to get through these memes as quick as possible.

Henry, it literally says picture memes. Why would he put a video in here? I don't know because he's an no you're, just the unwise you're here watching you buy more face skin care products. Oh that's just nobody looks at your heel. I don't know who has once touched somebody's heel before i have.

What's your heel. Look like please don't look like this huh. I know my heel look like that for sure your elbows look like that. Yeah lots of looks like that.

My back looks like that. Okay, your scalp looks like that. Okay, me has a heavy headache and coughs a lot. My mom, it's because the corona computer - oh my god, this is so true.

This is asian parenting mom. I got a huge cut here and it's bleeding because you play too many computers, always the computer. They just don't want you to have fun and enjoy life. You know at the age of 64, famous martial artist, actor film, director and producer chiang, kang singh or popularly known as jackie chan peacefully woke up this morning, he's only 16..

I thought he's a lot older. No, what a wonderful piece of news yeah, i'm so glad to hear it sometimes maybe breaking news should not about be, should not be about murder. What about jackie chan? Waking up yeah me after i put the fitted sheet on the bed by myself. This is why i hate duvets, you know, like you, got ta like crawl inside to like the very ends, but he's talking about the fitted sheet on the bed of actually having to lift up the mattress.

That's easy, then, why don't you do it? Our mattress is on the floor. Ours is even easier too. All right. Do you want to check out our memes normal dear act like normal deer, japanese, deer wow - oh my god, they're so respectful he's so nice.

This is when i went to japan. I met dear. They head-butted my ass for not giving them food gina's just jealous that dear. Don't treat her like this deer.

Just wanted ginny's ass netflix, i auto filled the movie name. You were searching for that must mean you have the movie right, wait. They do that yeah! All the time netflix when you're like whenever you're like, is it on netflix. I look it up and they're like oh yeah, you mean this movie, we don't have it, then why? No, i think you were using the tv search engine, not netflix.

No, i was using netflix so many times before, and then i've learned to never use netflix. Well, at least you know that movie is real. Then it's not like dreaming up things. For example, when we wanted to watch equilibrium right white yeah, oh wait! Go slow internet! Also, the slow internet when there is an ad, oh, very, crystal clear, yeah, those those ads are optimized to you know which is they're capable of it, but they don't want to do that.

For your content, when your physics teacher tells you friction can be ignored. Oh, my god, this guy's so smooth he's a criminal. What are those moves, the hundreds of medals they have usa and china, our first gold after 13 years? Oh, my god, india got a gold concrete what foreign i'm so proud of them. For what, though, for participation product after using our product, you will look ten years younger nine year olds after using robotics? Oh no, i was never born.

I didn't do the math. I didn't do the math right. It looks at least the product works right. It's very accurate.

I'm going to make us famous for winning the gold medal right for winning the gold medal right, wait. What was she famous for scroll down? I'm pretty sure she, the entire race, the horse didn't do his job and she punches the horse and her coach screams, which means that you have to punch the horse very hard. Hi, mal rich, take drunk, wait. She punched the horse yikes, i think you're supposed to though, and we literally kicked them to make the move right.

Why is it okay to like kick horses to make the move, but, like you kick a dog and everyone's? Just like you know, oh, you can feel like it's fine to kick horses to make the move. But when i kick my kid, i get arrested for each other. It's domestic violence, don't even put like blades in her boot and like like cut them with that. No, oh, you mean spurs yeah, oh yeah, you're right the reason.

Dogs, love squeaky toys is because it sounds like tiny animals dying. Skeletor will return next week with more disturbing facts. Thank you. Thanks skeletor.

We really appreciate this one. Oh, is it yes, it makes them feel like they're accomplishing something. You know it's in their blood. Oh my gosh.

When we went back to new york and your sister's dog kept going you're like yes, yes, yes, yeah yeah, no english words end with empty drums. Oh wait: that's it wait attempt no! No! No! That has p friend come on bro, it's just a fun ride. Nothing will happen the ride. Oh rip, yeah.

You couldn't pay me enough to get on that. Just no goodbye would you rather skydive, or this rather skydive. Yeah same oh, but technically isn't it the same, but what is that string attached to heaven? I don't know the butter you drop in the frying, pan dude. How long is he gon na keep going yeah? There's absolutely no friction and i like that.

It keeps like sliding around melting butter and frying pans, most satisfying thing ever yeah. It goes yeah, it's so nice until it starts burning and you're like netflix, seem nicer versus pirate bay, but then pirate bay seem nicer than netflix disney, plus amazon, prime video hbo max or a paramount plus, add peacock to that yeah once the amounts of services. Like start increasing and then you start like racking up the cost and it's like okay, you know, maybe this model isn't the greatest time get back to you know good old pirate bay. We have a netflix original there's a 97 match to your interest, but i haven't watched anything in that genre.

How is that a 97 match? Watch your show you clown. That's why i don't like netflix yeah, i'm pretty sure they have a lot of interest to just stuff it down your throats right, you're interested now people thief fetish is so weird. How can someone be attracted to it them after reading the entire list of fetishes on wikipedia types, people with impaired mobility, amputations, statues, mannequins and immobile, and she just stopped actually this one's pretty normal. It's fixiophilia lots of uh lots of people get into that one.

These days, the image of oneself in the form of an infant. What the is that so specific the image of one slope in the form of an animal? What, oh, my god, that's why the furry art on twitter exists 20 years ago. They look like adults now they just look like your friends. Oh oh! No.

This is like when we're at my house in new york, and i saw no genie - saw the picture of my dad's wedding with my mom and they're together, she's like dude. Do you think you'll grow up to look like your dad there, oh genie he's younger than me in that picture. We're old! Now you don't understand. He could be like your friend at this point, like he's not an adult anymore, just where dad, when you ask them to do some tasks during the other days dad's on sunday morning, after finishing dozens of tasks, no one asked them to do.

Well, i mean you have to have like, like a lot of time, for that right, like nobody likes being asked to do things when they were not expecting to be doing that at that time. That's why, like, like kids, hit their parents, so it's like barge in the room like do this, but like i'm raiding world of warcraft, you know, then when is a good time, never mother! Never why can't you get that in your head? Girls ew? If boys don't wipe after peeing what'll, they do just be like okay. What is it? Why do birds do this? It's so cute they're, like woman post a photo with the caption, all natural love yourself, thanks god for my sexy body, furniture on the photos. These hoes be lying ginny.

Why? You always lie why you always lying? Oh, my god, stop your line vin diesel. After saying i am good for four movies. Wait literally, that's been diesel. I thought that was just not ready to were you nice to that retail worker? Yes, what did it cost? Nothing! Hmm, maybe there's a lesson here.

What's the lesson, santa shouldn't have killed his daughter? Okay, when you realize everything happening now, means extra homework for history students in the future. Why? How does that work as like, more things are added to the timeline? How do they continue fitting that, in history class, they must cut something else out? That's not important right so, like certain things are forgotten, but ours will not be forgotten. Yeah kobe just wiped something out disney really sees supportive, older brothers and goes no absolutely not. I know they killed them off me.

Sorry, if i spoiled these movies, no because they're the perfect innocent character that serves no purpose that you feel good about. It's how you really hit them in the heart like moms they're, like they always kill off mom yeah, there's story tools to build the plot teachers, so that's all for today teacher's pet, but what about homework up? Okay, kid! Someone just wants to slap the out. I know i would be like and then sometimes sometimes the teachers try to also go like oops. No, they never say that they're.

Just like oh okay, i'm like you netflix hey. So we have the show you're looking for it has two seasons. So i can watch season one and two right season: five and six, it's kind of like we were. We were watching um, better call saul.

Then we had like season one to three and then four for some reason wasn't even there, even though it was already released. What the some cockery here to the pirate bay we go. My teacher showed us a meme today, sadly, no one laughed, i let out a fake laugh silence that was awkward well because he's using a meme from like holy. How old is that, if f e equals iron, then does female equal iron man? Oh my god, this one's part of the history books, man, my dad on his deathbed son, i'm really gon na miss.

You me hey really gon na miss you, i'm son from my dad, her he's just a friend the friend. Oh no he's done things genie. What do you mean he's done things with his tongue? It reminds me of the time i walked in on a seal banging. My wife, after that, what the hey yeah did you hear when that happens? You know when you walk into a petting zoo and steals your wife you're like oh and then you're like, but she said he's just a friend.

I just heard that they're releasing a ten fast and furious movie. Oh yeah, what's it called fast tent your seat, bounce, i'm killing this guy, i'm gon na use this? That's not a bad joke! I'm gon na use this under the chest. That's pretty good! Mom, sorry, but we need to move out. As of october 1st, we can't afford the rent me realizing.

That's the day. Only fans bans porn. Oh no, oh his face, though that's irrefutable proof ginny his mom's, an e thot. She sells her punani on only fans.

Yes, what's up, i don't know waiter, we have a discount for couples me and my straight friend, oh yes, we are a couple yeah, it's like when you try and get into a party and they're like you, can only bring your significant other, but it's just like What if i'm gay and my best bro is in a homosexual relationship kiss to prove it? I'm not your homosexual buddy. No, we can pretend, but if i were let's say, larry or austin, would you kiss him when you unlock fast travel in the game wow? What, if you keep bringing him back to like the start like where he doesn't want to be, and then as soon as he gets there like you, pick him up and you put him back to the start again. Do you think he'd just like like kill himself like out of depression? Don't give people ideas, zodiac signs? How do you like to eat eggs? Okay? Why is this an option? I'm not sure that's not easily hunted, oh yeah. How come raw isn't on here? Nobody eats raw eggs.

Does anyone eat mature out of enjoyment? Those are called chicken nuggets. Zodiac science tell me this youtube created shorts, instagram created reels. What's the next form for pornhub somebody, please let up know, i'm not excited about or anything i'm just curious about. Like you know what they would be releasing because of the the technology you know on the trends i wouldn't watch them or anything, but report get on it.

How japanese industry thinks we watch porn after they blur the genitals? Oh yeah? Now it's fine for me to watch my family, you they blur it. It's not christ like, as if everything else yeah christ like yeah the whole premise of it, isn't christ-like it's already used. I feel like that's. Why? Japanese, so up because they're deprived of the genitals they have to make up in other ways, it's only making the situation worse.

This is getting less and less christ-like home girl of mine got a butthole tattoo tonight, and this is the funniest picture i've ever taken. So like, what's what's the uh tattoo look like? Is it like a spider web, you know and then, like the bottles in the middle, why would you want to stick your dick in the spiderweb? You didn't think this one threaded you. What would you put on your butthole like nothing? Why would you put anything on your bowl? I feel like it's not that bad of an idea, because it's like: what's it's really not the most pleasant sight down there, so why not make it like pleasant with the? Why do you have to look down there if it's for the toilet, you know so the toilet can see really cool this the toilet's alive. That's it for memes! How about you subscribe to the channel? If you would also like to see what is on this butthole tattoo yeah, what is she getting all right? Thank you.

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