Jay And today we're doing instant regrets. People that made huge mistakes. For example, this kid at this WWE event I Understand it's a very nice plump. but I understand that your penis is telling you for the love of God Please touch it.

You tell him no, you control yourself Jesus Also, never expose your ass to dogs apparently. Okay, just don't do it. Oh I've learned this lesson Really? Yep, he's going in. He's going in for the kill.

Okay Eine has not done that again. I Have the same lesson for this dog. Okay, it's nice and round. your penis is telling you to do things.

but for the love of God you gotta have some more self-control My friends dared me to do this game. Yes, this game screen. well you don't need to see what's on the screen. Oh yeah, there's plenty to see here baby.

No oh no baby. Very graceful. Oh my gosh. but I didn't hear anything you would have heard that seems this guy didn't build a very deep burrow parachute ladies, a lot of rocks oh my God oh there's people pull.

oh Jesus Took You down Jesus Said slow down son. Only angels can fly so high in the sky. It's a really nice car. Ah, did you hear when that happens? Goodbye leather Goodbye Yeah that door is.

Don't ever hold on to your keys and accidentally do that. Okay, yep. Foreign. Holy.

I Cannot open up any wider. Please stop. Yeah. I Think that's some permanent damage Doing a piano flip and playing it? What is music? Thank you The piano playing was a Lie The music continued.

Oh, you're right. They were lying in the bathroom of the mall. Wait, it's immediately vomitable. What? What is the sequence of events? Oh, she did vomit.

I got a cringe. It was in a split second of opening the door, he saw the cringe. Clear case of planned obsolescence. That's a big word.

He doesn't look like he knows how to use an ax very well. He broke his phone. That phone wanted to die. The process of becoming obsolete.

So basically our channel Mxr plays is obsolescence. We are obsoleting. We're obsolete. Okay, your brain cells are obviously sensing I thought you were gonna walk.

Yeah. I'm gonna be doing that like every day. If my kid's feeling. Is it time yet? guess not.

Sorry my next date. Is it time yet? How do I know when she can start walking? Oh, you just stop dropping it. Oh okay. oh oh no.

oh no, she's still trying. Just let it happen man and enjoy the ride I let it happen. I Bend over open those cheeks. But like, just don't let Neil just Ram me in the ass.

Oh yes, the forklifts very attractive foreign certification is sexy until you start doing like this. Okay, then you're not sexy anymore. Milkshake regret. Oh she's like it's so Rock Solid Dude oh my.

God Don't you like it when a milkshake is thick though? Like is that the sign of a good milkshake? Dude, it's kind of thick. Oh why does like everyone's parents house have like a cabinet that looks like that? Where else are you gonna hold Grandma's precious? Trying not. But damn am I the only one that's like kind of low-key jealous about the sides of that cucumber she came to like wrap her hand around the entire thing. Dear God the cat knew she up all at the cats on it.

Oh but the kid was the one to suffer. Cats are they're like if I'm going down I'm not me. Well you gotta cut to cut to The Perfect Landing Spiderman Landing strikes again. So YouTube it's okay and the kid's fine.

There's nothing wrong with you. Come on Neil crumby luck, it's okay. Five second Rule Ten: you still had some time. Hi hello Hello nice to meet you hi I'm Nancy Nancy that's my mom's name.

My dad named me after my great aunt who was a slave. Okay, I'm sorry that's a bit harsh to put on a stranger you just met. Yeah, but she made a highlight clip. Good job! You'll drive in the views in no time.

I Do like the woman's responses: oh it's a great moment oh is that cheese I think it's pink. It feels like a sick cruel joke to be like a truck that carries paint like it's just disaster waiting to happen. Oh my. God that is the most jacked dog I've ever seen.

Well he's gonna take out these holes. oh I'd be so pissed even though I know like maybe it might be partially my fault for being a dumbass, but still. also how many of you guys have Carpets on your patio? no oh, you're too old. oh sir I don't dude.

Okay I'm not gonna lie I did not even see that second one. he left the construction zone then entered another Zone like I'm like bro, you just went back right back into danger shouting at to herd of elephants. oh this virus looks interesting. There's elephants in the forest.

it's a jungle. Oh it is coming. Remember kids, there's very valuable lesson here. Dumbo Will you up? Oh no.

oh no. it doesn't seem like that hurts though. like he's fine. Oh oh padding.

oh my. God padding fries. Yes Now I am convinced that maybe I should wear extra padding in my bra for safety reasons. not for Aesthetics Good advice to me.

we should all wear bronze. You had one job. Oh yeah I think he popped us too early. Oh, he gave away the gender.

Yeah, he gave it away. Oh no. Wait, that's actually such a cozy setup though. Is this even necessary in the first place? Who the cares? do you care? No I don't really care I just want to sit at that table with those pillows with those plates and enjoy the sunset trying to copy a technique without planning.

Uh oh oh, he was trying to do that I would not trust glass to do that. Hell no. Like the funny thing is like didn't work the first time, didn't work the second time. He's like forget the nail.

let me just smash the entire thing if I feed a shark with my toddler toddler. no, no, take a look YouTube kids swimming. he's happy. he just get straight back on that dock.

In fact, I think the shark got more scared. These are nurse sharks. They're very safe. so if we get a strike for this that is, do your research.

YouTube It's Over up she's unloaded. Oh God that is so much money to waste. No, it's no, it's Mr Beast It's time for you to go out there. plant more trees.

It's Waterloo Oh dude, you can play the most epic game of Rift letting your friend drive your high power car. s yeah, sounds like an American car with no traction I told you not to get into it. Yeah! I'm pretty sure this is like a Mustang man. no big loss.

That's why it's not a good idea to let your friend drive your car, especially if you also drive a Mustang that has no traction. Yeah, let's go. Why is he going to like oh my God that's like a video game when you like get into like one of those small rocks and it's like invisible walls. It just like stops you dead clean.

But what stopped him? oh it was a telephone line. No it was God's thing. You shall not pass that scandalf okay just call a plumber. hey yo, why are you laughing dude? Dude, these people are like awfully nonchalant for like water like invading their home.

I mean but look at their home. Yeah, if you can even call that a home. holy crap yeah that is going to the river. Oh oh I'm cringing in pain.

Oh those are huge nice. Hanes underwear. it's a good brand. I had lots of hands.

Can you imagine how good that would feel? The scratch? Don't run. No. don't do nothing. Full body orgasms? Nope.

Don't do that. Bring it back. Phillip Foreign was doing laundry that day. throwing your phone at a celebrity.

Um, you found the person who lost their phone too easy. I Feel like this is becoming normal now. Like people throw it because they want the celebrity to like, say hi to it and then give it back. right? Honestly like that's the appropriate response.

That's probably what I would do too. Poor little Uzi Say that that phone went vertical. All right. That is it for instant regret.

We made it to the end of the video. Do you regretty? You regretted that. And if you didn't regret it, why not try giving another video a try All right, Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time.

Peace, Foreign.