Okay Genie Today we are checking our hole up hold up Things that make you go like what? Tell me Genie Has this ever happened to you? You know you go out in the water. Uh, so the waves come crashing down on you. It's really cold and salty and you gain some kind of satisfaction. No, why is there a guy's voice in the back? You're like nice, nice.

That's the disturbing dude. Nice. We got it. This is what I wanted.

We're creating art here. This needs to be uploaded to the internet. Okay, so you were in Biology class. Okay, tell me.

what are these women doing here. Um, why are they touching the legs watching a bikini? Why is she so uncomfortably thick? Can you explain to me how one becomes so thick? Is it the cheesecakes or the steaks? Okay, so if you've ever owned food, this is a life hack, right? Crazy Life Hack But wait, he's got a swoon blades and he eats the cereal. Was that cereal though? Yes. Cocoa Pebbles Did it also like come out that same way? No.

because I'm not a heathen who pours the cereal in first. Oh Grandma, where'd it go? She's as young at heart, you know. And now her granddaughter's an enormous, respectable young woman who's cleaning the pool. Oh okay, so there's this girl again eating some cereal, right? Pay close attention.

Very close attention. Do you hear that? Where is that coming from? Oh I Don't know. Uh, her boobs. Oh my.

God This is the classic Ew. Well, that's it. Okay, um, all the comments and in this comment section, all the guys was like no, that was supposed to be me. So you ever been in like New York City Subways like you see these: Maps they're on like all of them right? and then this happens so it sucks.

Can I hire a hitman on the Deep Web to kill me and not tell him that he is killing me, but then kill him when he tries to kill me. If so, Can I claim self-defense until he was trying to kill me, but not mention that I hired him I'm so glad I'm not a lawyer. Yes, you can are hitmen legal not to get to the Deep Web Sam Being able to carry Frodo Not being affected by the ring means the ring doesn't understand transitive property. so they could have just taped the ring to a mouse and then carried the mouse with no ill effects.

Whole thing would have taken 20 minutes. the Lord of the Rings ladies and gentlemen, but it's about the journey and the friendship and the fellowship. That's why there's a movie, buy him food, play with his hair, take him out on a date. we reciprocating ladies, suck his dick, slap his ass when she leaves the house Manor Comes back in a good mood and hops straight in the shower.

She had a great day out away from you. My mom just found my vibrator. She was once your age and although she may or may not have owned a owned a vibrator, she knows young women explore their bodies if she comments or acts like it's not a good thing. I Guess you could sit down and politely educate her on just how normal it is.

While it's more embarrassing because I'm a guy, what if it's vibrator for his girlfriend and let's say if it's for his, it's 20 23. if a woman can own a vibrator, why can't a man imagine you hitting it from behind and her granny looking at you like this? That's why you just go babe. How about how about you lie down on your back and then I meet her Granny's eyes and I know even harder. Sorry Pro tip if watching Lil Nas Ex's video turned your kids gay, just show them and change them back.

You know, since evidently that's how you think this whole thing works you instructions unclear. My child is now bisexual and now he gets the best of both worlds to let them watch his. Utopia This statue of Jesus in Poland provides internet to a village nearby. The guy who watches Portland with the connection Satan thank Jesus What's stopping some guy from downloading fine terabytes of porn on that thing and like the worst kinds of porn? like the illegal kinds and then the cops would come back and be like oh my God it was all Jesus like is it Christ-like to use Jesus Connection to watch like two girls, one cup number one answer name something Abraham Lincoln probably used to ride on Miss Lincoln oh riding on that thing Miss Lincoln guy.

Wait, that was. you know the answers. dude. what even is the showman? How does a man write a woman I can't imagine a position where a man's writing a woman actually.

good question. What does that even mean? Where the lie at? We all have done this before growing up. Lima Fowl Ew ew no, what the who does that? You're alone on that brother. Now you know what we all have done: Peed in the shower for a girl when you pee in the shower.

do you still like bend down or do you just stand I Want to know I never fit in the shower ever I Just said everyone's done it I'm not everyone I Want to play a game? oh my God what's the game Half of them have like Sriracha in it. Y'all play. You dump like four tablespoons not in a donut Dude, you know what? I actually don't even care for Dunkin Donuts I would actually even just pass on the donuts and head to Krispy Kreme or something. In fact, I'll be healthy I'll go eat a salad they know he's training to Escape right? It's the spice.

Oh my God he can reach the windows, but he's literally just proving to them that he can leave. I'm so glad that his time in prison really motivated him to work on his parkour skills. He's integrating back into society. How are you supposed to keep that guy in? I'm more like how they catch this guy in the first place.

Let's find out Grinders in an app for upcoming Hustlers I Also just realized for my bio: I put I'm young, hungry and tired of being in the bottom. oh that means he matched with people. Oh yeah, I'll be at the top of you and he's just like what I mean like I can understand the mistake like why is it called grinder What does that have to do with dating No I thought Grinder is about which is dating oh Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the Moon Neil Armstrong backwards is North's mystery alien oh my God Do you think that's even his real name? No, this was all a setup. He was the alien the entire time.

I Now believe the Earth is flat. Our gift to you today is our fave tweet of 2020 Guardian Culture tweeted hey, we can go Toe to Toe with any male rock band and Below them oh that took me a while. Three rock bands like yes, yes, where do we sign up Yeah, there doesn't seem to be like a lot of all female bands. It's kind of a shame because women are so talented and beautiful.

Great singers and gifted and brave and very capable of blowing us away with their amazing population is the problem should be solved that way. too much pollution release Wilson Factories Dislike conquerors. You know this sounds ridiculous, but it could work My mother and father's divorce. Wolves have zero money in the bank, Wolves a relationship.

Whoa Whoa. Spring is coming I'm losing it. That would hurt Yeah I mean I Guess that's like the most optimal way to store them. But like if you're telling me you saw that picture you saw Easter Eggs.

You were lying to me. Dude, there's a lying two viewers to this video. Those who saw the colored and those were Liars Whoa. Dude.

would set a minute. That's what I'm saying. Man: Strip naked for literally in the woods. Man 29 was robbed of his clothes and left naked after starting a fight with two 21 year old men.

Younger men verbally attacked the 29 year old after he had thrown an empty bottle on the ground. As a result, the fight began and the litter was stripped of his clothes. He was spotted trying to secretly make his way back home. Holy honestly you know I'm thinking they stripped him for a reason.

They wanted to see what that don't be looked like without any pants. I'm just kidding. this is wrong. Don't strip people no matter how big their dumpy is.

Bro's packing a whole Bakery back there. It's not even my birthday marrying. my stepdad was the best decision I've ever made. 114 000 likes on every guy's over there like you know what? This is beautiful I've actually seen this in films that it always works out very well and everyone always has a good time.

What exercises to improve on this condition to a PG-13 movie? but you're 81. wait, he's got a 13 year old business next to him I already know they're 13. they might be 21 because that's the reason why they got to sneak into that. They're sixth graders.

Oh why are they holding on to both of his arms like he's their sugar daddy I used to hold on to my dad like that but that's not her dad. she's black yo. You never saw the mom this P Dad looks like they had a threesome with a chicken and blew their mice. How is this a pita ad meat interrupts your? What? Does that even mean they're both just like dude I just touched the and it wasn't It wasn't your cup, it was a hairy like holy like why I like that so much like man I Don't know what we just did tonight, but this was the greatest night of our Lives We can't tell anybody about this two really aggressive inmates.

Recent hardest times are one. Allah watches him most closely. He must look at his oppressors in the face and say I can take it and he must take it like wait that's Andrew Tate Mr Tate I'm a young, impressionable male here and I'm trying to find some solutions here. Are you saying that I should bend down and put my trousers on the floor the next time Jonathan bullies me in the locker room like do I just take his big fat eight incher self-proclaimed Jesus Christ of Kenyan fears for his life after his followers said he must be crucified on Easter the same way as JC his followers say that since he'll resurrect on the third day, there's no danger to him, he's Miracles now they're like no no, no, trust us like look it says on the bottle right here like we completely believe in you bro.

So anyway, who's going to Home Depot to pick up them nails and the cross? Should I say Jesus I met then I'm Jesus This woman stole my iPhone in Sheffield last week and doesn't realize that it uploads all the pictures to my iCloud If anyone recognizes her, please tell her that I've bought more storage space and can send her the charger in case the battery runs out. Keep going lady. Invaluable opportunity. For example.

What do you guys see there homelessness? You've already might be right? But what? I See opportunity I See 23 646 dollars nice in organ donations? Yeah. Seven thousand dollars. Heart Five thousand people. What is that? small intestine? Fifteen hundred dollars and that's in the black market.

Tax-free opportunity is right under your nose. or should I say right under the bridge? You just gotta take it. I mean like why stop at the homeless? What about the kids? How about some kids get the organ? sell? The meech, just keep popping out. more kids 50 Grand a pop? Just kidding.

not funny. This workout for you. It's not my fault. Ah it says I miss when men would go to war and die.

There was food rationing back then. You sure? Oh everybody. after respects for Austin here. Nick Meme didn't have to go that hard, but he did.

Why is that something you miss? Because makes sense. makes sense. Police find 44 stolen diamonds up man's during routine traffic stop. Uh, this guy looks suspicious.

Let's look up his ass right? like in what world is this routine to look up a man's Act I'm avoiding all traffic stops at this point I'm making a U-turn I Want to show it here? Let's look all right. See you later officers. you like bent down and bowed too much so one fell out. Why is it so shiny in there? 9 11.

I've always wanted to have a conversation with about it with your stance anti it was a tragedy I mean the last 19 of our best guys. How do you understand this picture? You need to have a wife and hose for you have a good balance in life. Oh yeah, this is actually what that means. No Henry oh you know what it means.

Finding true love with one girl is still is still worse than no. So take those true love that ain't look at the size of them tits versus hers I Want to eat your coochie? I'm on my period I Want to eat your coochie? hey you know if that's what you're into. Oh why not okay Mr Dracula Although I feel like that's one thing like I'll never witness like I've seen a lot of in life but I've never seen like a period actually happening and how bad it is like so is it just blood that comes down? Yes how much like two droplets like a tablespoon depends yeah on a girl like goes down your legs or does it like drip like is it a drip you have a pad. Henry Sometimes you you think you had a miscarriage like it's not pure liquid.

it's like tissue that comes out I'm not even joking. sometimes you genuinely I'm like all right that's it for our hola. Hold up. hold up.

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