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She's just like, check it out. She has a tail. When you go to church, you expect to be blessed, right? But you don't really expect to be blessed in that kind of way. I Think she's regretting going to this church.

You know, when you jump down a slide, you kind of expect to go somewhere. Not when you're wearing those. Oh no, it's just getting the wedgie of a lifetime. Here's a girl going hard on the Dance Floor wa a little bit too hard, but wait, the boys are like oh my God God This is the greatest day of my life.

That's a win for the night. Oh my God they were just doing some salt Bas and then boom I thought that lemon was explosive or something I'm like I don't get it. Having a lovely day. lovely vacation for girlfriend.

Beautiful sites. Come come here. come come look at all these tourists. Oh this is fantastic and we have to cut there things happen.

Then yeah, this guy's going skydiving but not in the way you'd expect. Check out his back I'm not watching that looks being painful. Why would you do that to yourself? Real ghost sighting? Wait why? What was it? It was a ghost. Wait.

really. let me show you again. I'm scared Henry What was it? Oh my. God I'm scared.

You have to tell me. just open your eyes. it's not that scary. What was it? Let me show you what that was.

sh okay wa the difference between Irish and Scottish whiskey Irish kind of funky. is that the the Scot Scots that's a SC oh so I've learned that they don't wear underwear under those Kilts How much whiskey did this man drink to do that? Saw everything saw, saw his gaping. What are the girls going to do to this when they have the Scottish whiskey take some balls. He knows what he's doing, that's for sure.

Oh my God Is he making a nose? No, he's making a smaller face I Don't see it. wait cover it better cover it better. God It's working. It's working.

Yeah, it even smiles too. This looks amazing. If there wasn't this behind the scenes I would have genuinely thought that was a real person. No with that face.

Yeah, no no, There's no way this is like a real cartoon. This is like Pixar back when the commercials were entertaining. Whoa Jenny Is your sister home? No. But I'm here.

Congratulations you passed the test. I Put my sister up to it. Oh Jake You do love me. Ah, these men are disgusting, despicable creatures.

Given the chance, they'll do your sister this. Trojan commercial proves it. I'm going to go and buy some Trojan now. Oh, condoms are life saving.

Okay, actually in that way. Yeah. I Could see why. Trojans Would I mean you don't even really need condoms? Yes, you do safe.

What years of boxing does to a legend. Like he just like falls asleep. Now sometimes he does that. It happened after the Frasier fight in Manila like his brains just shut down like narps.

He'll just start sleeping. but he'll have these flashbacks and he'll have it's like nightmares and his face will twist up like he's boxing and he'll throw punches of people. What? And the doctor told us not to really try to wake him if that does happen cuz he might end up with a heart attack because it might frighten. so I don't I just get up and move.

That's that's that's the hard part. You have to sort of was that whole thing L I was like, would have believed that too. That sounds like it would happen for some reason I get what she's saying, but some stuff that she's saying makes no sense. Where the doctor's like don't wake, you have a hard time like don't you see how this could be offensive to a real authentic Mexican Can I just say that I'm Mexican and this doesn't bother me at all? Uh I appreciate your feelings on the matter, but I don't need you to be a mouthpiece for an entire Cuisine Okay, as long as a white man's doing the cooking, I won't be eating here.

Oh I'm not the cook. Uh, Guo is the cook. Let me guess. you've got some poor Mexican dude back there slaving away for five bucks an hour so that you can call these tacos authentic? Yeah? I um I'm just surprised you actually don't know what to be offended by right now.

Oh yeah. I Kind of wish this would like happen just one time in real life to like one of these people that find everything to be racist. You can't say at this point a peaceful bike ride ruined. Yeah, this is very nice pleasee.

Oh okay okay I think they're friend. Yeah, they're nice. They're giving him a hug. Get control of these dog.

Oh my. God these are like security people. Yeah, are they training the German Shepherds They can't control their dogs? No. Is it okay to kick dogs at this point? Like get the off me I would have I would have kicked the dog G is a dog kicker.

No, all bets are off, right? it's biting me. You would bite him back. Getting old is realizing why Peter Parker really took his mask off? Would you take off your mask for me? I want to know who you really are? but I I can't Oh wait. maybe I can for you Tyena Wow, you're Peter Parker I'll keep your secret for the rest of my life.

Thanks Tyena Good night Was more of a superhero than I'll ever be. Yeah for the rest of my life of two months average Monday in the workplace. Wow, what a dick. Wait a second.

That's sexual assault. Yeah, hold on. You assaulted her holes. You put something where it didn't belong.

sexually. in a sexual area. You're going to jail. When will people learn? You got to watch out for the recoil.

Oh yikes, it's going to be sent to space. Hold on. He handled that like a pro. Oh my.

God So much control. The gun lost it though. So when will the gun learn there's a recoil? Yeah, that's on the gun man. the mind of a child.

So I can work with this w I do something with that I don't think it's the mind of a child. I think that's just her mind. You were able to do that well. not exactly like draw like this, but that that's why I um I would have done like the you know, the egg Pokmon I Thought you were going to just do something with hairy balls.

no there's way too many balls for that. no no like that's the hair and you somehow make balls out of it. Yeah, what's what's that egg Pokemon EX Execute What a dumb Pokemon God damn did execute ever have like an episode on the show. Did he like jump into a pan and scramble himself? Should have been worried about hands instead instagr singing oh y what God damn This Woman's rage.

Is she a UFC fighter? or is she just really really mad I a judo fighter? Maybe cuz aren't these people like all like trained Fighters RFC request for comments. This will always be my favorite. Legit dude. Also I'm a girl.

oh was expecting that Batman's on his way but turns out also a girl and it's just like oh no oh this is for Halloween Yes W Finally a girl that's not just you know a yes that's crazy Grandma unlocked an old memory. oh she's like oh oh right, sorry that's just what we used to drink to back in the day. You know it's like she's not even Jewish or German she's just like a white lady fir effect in 5D Cinema It's like it's not a movie guys guys. just it's real.

You should be running now. Wow I Can feel the heat from it too. Wow, it's so realistic it's almost like it's there. Did somebody turn the thermostat up? What's 5D 3D is if it comes out of the screen 4D is feeling it.

Oh 5D is smelling it 6D you catch on fire. He was waiting his whole life for this moment. He just left. Wait, does he have one too? They've both been waited.

Oh you're adopted. Brutal. He waited his whole life to play just to get at some point. someone should just bring an entire deck and they keep playing the game.

Never tell me the odds no that doesn't even like help her up or anything. Yeah, just proceeds to like film his reaction like oh oh my God that was amazing. Who cares about my friend? She's probably dead but that was amazing. Nice view for important matters.

Why are you filming? Oh my God. Well because of that view. Oh my. God Jim now's not the time.

like why now why could you wait for me to finish? Some things Just can't wait I would not be able to poop in the open space I'd want to poop in like an enclosed space to know that I am safe and confined. Who's going to attack you? It's more of what if from all the way across the hill there's a guy with a telescope looking directly at me taking a yeah? that wouldn't be very nice. It's totally different. This is public property so if you want to take this to a lawyer and by all means I don't care, go take it to a lawyer.

Okay, no crime has been committed. You can go in your car, you can get your groceries and we can stop this. I need his phone number cuz I am going to talk to I will give you my phone number and I really don't want to but I'll give it to you for the sake of look we live in the same place. If we can't have good energy here, that's a bad thing.

I don't know you from Adam you just bought here from Massachusetts or wherever you're from Maryland you I've lived here 15 years. What is it? So I can tomorrow 1800 up your butt I Thought this was going to turn out to be some kind of like flirting thing where they're like yeah, give me your number girl but then he just went full 5-year-old which is great Beluga is feeling festive. oh what a but at the same time you know what? Yeah, go ahead kid. I mean go ahead.

Beluga How should they get entertainment being a thing all day? Yeah in a tank? No. Freedom caught the cop off guard. step right around. Um, you don't have anything on you that will poke me, stick me, or stab me, Do you? maybe a penis? Okay, um I would prefer not to get poked, sticked or stabbed by that where that would be too get to be true Futanari Cuz then futanaris would exist and that would be like whoa they exist.

No they don't chin Only Lady Gagag exist her Aphrodites Futar girls that I would replace my girlfriend with okay no one see babe I've seen your videos before I No no no please don't Um is that your dad in a wig and what about it? You probably would. He'll give you less problems. He's the manliest man you know and you respect him and all you'd like is for him to love you. This puppy is the boss.

Oh huh. Oh I said you're walking me. Why don't you just enjoy your freedom? Because the human has No. Freedom The human is actually the slave.

so it really is true. They're the ones walking us there. That's the only logic behind that. Yeah, and in fact, it's us who wants to escape our duties, not the dog.

Bro thinks he's smart. Oh thank you for posting the evidence of you cheating on your GE test on Tik Tok You know what's actually worse than the cheating is the fact that you copied down all the right answers to the wrong test. Did you not know that your teacher made two separate exams? You will be receiving a pass to my office tomorrow. Teachers do that Now Everyone's on.

Tik Tok Now even the teachers God Damn and fact your mom will be like n I'm disappointed in you. Yeah we need one more. Tik Tok reaction to this and that's the mom. Yeah and then we need like the principal to hop on this as well.

Yeah and then the college counselor who is going to review his application looks like somebody needs a nap. I Want you to meet my colleague Dr Hamilton and I like you to get the out of here. It's all. Get out of here.

Get out of my get out of can I Watch this movie please. Yeah I don't know what it is, where is this from and I want you to get the F out of here? Yeah, you know. look if I were that large and dominant amongst everybody, I would also do the same thing. Yeah and if you're a kid with no one who's going to teach you, yeah I probably bully people around too because like what are you going to do about it? Shoot you.

Oh spooky I can't beliver his house is on fire or is it just lights? that is very well done. Yeah you're going to get the the fire trucks called on you huh? popping them botles we was lit and then I just asked you not to up my boat. you just put champagne all over my $1,000 each. one of those cushions is $11,000 He was not having it.

You got act like youing been here before. Yikes dude. Yeah, everyone that like shoots Instagram videos on these boats don't actually own them. It's always like some old white guy in the back that's him exploring natural caves in America is always funny.

Is that a bear? Oh that's a mountain lion. Oh dang my. God that's so uncomfortable. He sleeps in there well it's safe for him.

It's got to suck being an animal, huh? Cats are liquid I better be grateful for her little doggy bed. Like at the very minimum, it's not rocks right? just like pure rocks jabby into your back. How to tell when a kid has older siblings wa holy what an amazing opening move. Why does that mean he has old siblings cuz he had defend himself so he's like oh you think this is just a sparring just played too much like Mortal Kombat or some fatality.

extreme fun at the water park. oh was he going to drown? yeah he doesn't Not to swim. Oh yikes. So why did you drop down if you don't know how to swi? That's why if I were the Lifeguard right I'd be like you're kicked out sir because or like I don't know why you're here if you can't swim I think it's because his friends probably are going and drag him along cuz that's why I went to water parks and I couldn't swim when I was like a little kid and that's how I like nearly died.

That's the thing now that I know you can't swim as a lifeguard I'd be like okay I'm escorting you out I was I was still alow I was still there after they save. Did they save you? Yeah, they saved me and I was like yeah and then I drowned again at the next ride. Yeah I don't I don't understand. Yeah.

So I don't I don't understand you? Then how much do I owe you for rent again? Uh, $800 I just don't have a l That's pretty cheap money at the moment. Is there something else that I could give you instead? No, no. I'd probably just like the money. Yeah.

Could I interest you in one tit one tit for $800 I don't really want that and I'm into everything. Oh, holding hands, tongue in mouth, showering with my clothes off, watching each other go. Number two, You know what? Let's just forget about it. Okay, really? yeah.

Well I mean it's just Monopoly money. Everyone's really uncomfortable now. Oh God they're like Becca you're a the one with the black hair. is your name Emersom? Oh that's weird.

Emersom. Big old titties. You know what I'm saying I don't get it, them are some big old I love his cucumber. dude.

is that not like, bordering on sexual assault at that point. Harassment me because it's not his real P but it's supposed to symbolize this Yes. And if you were to pull out your ere in front of a girl, would that not be Yeah, a little dead. Yeah.

But as soon as I pull out my and that's it for unexpected. Woo! You know what's unexpected? what? There's something for you in your fridge. You should check it right now. Okay, you'll be surprised.

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