Getting ready for me irl! No, today we're doing me. Irl me, ireland, trying to pull your hair from this keyboard me irl hell! Oh, i did it. It's your hair eat it. You eat it! It's your dna described as of the soul, the only good sub the sad reality of our world.

You have 27 000 tweets. You joined here in june 2016, which means you joined here 136 weeks ago, 136 weeks is 952 days. If you divide 27 000 to 952. The result is 28., you tweet 28 times a day.

Yet you still talk about how everyone is addicted to their phones. Someone has been doing some hard digging math. You shouldn't have to go that hard. I know you, you killed it polarize this guy, but that's why you posted it because he relates he's like that's me, i'm that stupid idiot in the back of the phone and why'd.

He say sad reality because he is a part of the sad reality genie. He didn't say he wasn't one of these people. He just says that his own situation is sad see. So you didn't have to go that hard.

Oh, my god, we're crying for this aunt ginny. Everyone just used him to get up and then once they're up, they didn't give a about him anymore. That is the harsh reality of our world genie. Listen me after discovering that a youtuber who i've been a fan of for years is actually a piece of in real life.

Who are you talking about about us yeah, you know all it takes is to you know not message: 14 year old girls on your twitter. That's that's all it takes what that's! What like half the youtubers have done? Hiker lost on mountain for 24 hours did not answer rescuer calls because he did not recognize the number. Oh, this guy really hates spam. Huh yeah.

Maybe it's because that him on that mountain was like. The last thing i want to hear when i pick up is something about my car's extended roar. That's true! I will jump off this mountain. If i hear this so now, pov you're eating before a match ready.

It's very cheap like this, a little bit. Oh yeah, let's go! No! I haven't done this. Since i was a kid i mean you guys are filthy. You know what you do getting cheeto crumbs, you like eat and then you go actually yeah.

You do make me like eat snacks here and that's why it happens. Otherwise, i wouldn't eat snacks here: stop eating snacks here, judy content creator before we get into today's video. I just want to mention this video sponsor me. No, i mean i completely understand.

We've done like some of the same sponsors like 17 times now, even more, i mean i do that for other people's sponsors too dummy sick. What huh huh me going through airport security, hoping i didn't accidentally pack a ball, that's how it feels like your first time going through the airport, because there's like 70 signs, like on the way like telling you not to pack certain things, you're like oh, like is That, like can of spray i put in there gon na like explode like now. I just i don't give a i've been to the airport so many times just like i got pulled over, you may be old, but are you this old yeah? Remember, you'd always change that and then there used to be so many users like how they thought that we all liked chess pieces so much that they should put that as a default profile picture like your default profile pictures any better windows. Xp was the og genie.

It was the best i loved it. Vista can suck my dick marry a man who says, let me discuss it with my wife first, not because he is weak, but because he respects and values your opinion. Don't marry a man who says i will discuss with my wife first because he is already married. Proof of this me wait hold on.

Let me discuss it with my future. Wife first, should you guys are really sweaty? What's wrong with you, it's not sweaty. What do you mean? Dude, it's really sweaty. It's been like i've been, oh, i'm so nervous about recording this video.

I'm so scared what people will think of me. Nice cringe. I'm done come back, love! You yeah! I always use this as an excuse to not give people definitive answers when i don't want to make up my decision, so i just feel like. I need to talk about it with genie first, but in reality i just it's because i yeah and then you don't want to talk to genius, we're not doing it and i say: oh we're not doing it he's like she agrees yeah, that's basically what i do He's like well jay.

He also said that we can't do i'm like. Oh okay, i guess that's what's happening, yeah, there's still water in there yeah they're just eating the leftover residue, like you know where all the crumbs like sink to the bottom. What crumbs are in your water when you feel guilty about not studying but you're, still not studying. That's me, that's how you got to set specific times to not study or work, because then you can spend those times feeling and not guilty about not doing it.

But if you never set those times and you're always going to feel guilty to some degree, yes, so i found a strategy just set every time as soon as it was studied that you will not feel guilty yo, we can't help it if, like some of your Smiles look like that. Oh you have a good spot, no like this smells good. No, but as soon as you intentionally suck oh yeah, you sit and then, when you stand up too like quickly everything becomes grainy, your sight becomes grainy yeah. That happens.

I think that's just people with like weak brains or something oh, it's associated with dehydration, because genie you never freaking drink water. It makes sense now and uh low blood pressure. I have low blood pressure and she doesn't drink on water. Look it's empty.

This is my second entire bottle of water. You also never peed too. I pee i peel off. You never drink water.

I do why? Do you see these blasphemous charges? Oh dude, shout outs to all the fbi. Agents that like have to listen into the discord, calls because they have to determine if they're a threat to the country yeah and the fbi is like not yet, but if they grow up and are leading our country, they may be noon discovered gravity at 22., 22 Year old me yeah, oh my god, i used to do that. You're, like my mom of my fresh groceries, like you, don't need a sticker right right, i'm helping right! Look! Mom, i'm organic! How do you know newton didn't do this either? Maybe he did it too? It's funny people are bored sign up for websites, be like first name, first name last name sign in with google. It's true right.

Phone number, like every website uses social media, now confirm password sign in with google sign in with google. Again, all of this just sign in with google do you think, like google gets like a percentage of everybody that uses that or do they just like both agree that benefits both that it benefits them both because it's easier for them, so more likely that people will Sign in oh and then and then, youtube gets targeted ads depending on what you signed in with. Yes, please show me some good stuff: okay, if you're gon na target me if you're wondering how our good girl was doing doge is a girl. She didn't look too good to be honest, yeah she lost.

She looked like she's coming to the very end of her life span mustard. They have like the flowers prepared for when she passes. Oh, my god, she's going to turn 16.. She subsists off the power of the memes of the internet.

The life source goes back, turn keeps her alive when you let out a huge bone shaking fart and your crippling stomach pain disappears. It's called being bloated, it's called having gas, it's called taking some tubs. Dude is this actual movie where nick cage is going through like some weird lsd or something i don't know, that's why when ginny gets gassy, i squeeze her and squeeze all that stuff. Stop did you know two and three people are ugly.

You see this. No. This is really creepy, though that is i didn't want to see. The other side of his face must be three and three yeah yeah he's pretty ugly.

He looked like like a chant before and then he turned around you're like oh yeah. He he looks like a sad fisherman. I don't know why me orders a package with the same day, delivery at 11, 59 pm, the amazon delivery driver, knowing he'll, be fired if he doesn't get there on time right, you're back. Is it crazy, like we live in seattle right, oh so many things have like overnight delivery.

It's like who the is getting these packages to us and how are they getting this? Oh, my goodness! That's how that's your package right there yep nice landing, how sharks are portrayed in the media, media sharks irl. I might do a swim, blub blub, how dolphins are portrayed in the miriam dolphins, irl, terrifying god, really scary. They rip you. They gain you.

They drag you down to the ocean floor. They torture, puffer fish for entertainment, not even for eating yeah. It's all because of jaws right. You watch jaws and every shark looks like this and they're also the size of a truck, that's a sharknado, and then you see them outside.

Just like. Oh, it's just a dirt fish variety and eating woman, a foot of wood, knickers henry i sneak. I can see his sneakers ow hawaiian statue men hand you'd, also like put two mattresses together. Henry don't make that a thing unless it might have been a thing for you, but don't make that a thing find a fish.

What what fish? Nothing legoland adult me who always wanted to go as a kid. Lone adults who are not accompanied by a child are not permitted, really really you're not allowed to go to legoland. I mean it makes a lot of sense. Why? Why would you want an adult by himself? Why not adults go to disneyland all the time yeah but like legoland, i love legos.

Well, then you better get a kitchen. I have a kid high schooler, it's kind of funny that they made that a rule, because you know some pete came in there with binoculars because they want to go see the legos you're, most famous, the same button mortal kombat. What is the point of this? This feels like that, the the fight between uh, anagan and obi wan when they start swinging their legs, but they're not attacking each other, they're literally just swinging it for the sake of swinging it, and i looked at you and i was like - why is this badass? You will lose a lot of friends when you get serious about your life and goals. That's why the bugatti got two seats and a bus got 30..

Oh my god! So swearing how many seats we design our car with two, because people lose friends when they get serious about them. Oh my god! That's up man! Why are they saying that bus drivers aren't serious about their life or goals? Oh yeah, that's me dude bus drivers. If you are willing to shoot someone who is trying to steal your dog, it means you value your dog more than someone's life. So anyway, i started blasting your point b.

Yeah john wick wholeheartedly agrees. You say yes, i understand the ultimate. Oh, it's your favorite movie. Oh, my god tic tac, claiming to be sugar-free the tic-tacs weighing less than the amount needed to report sugar in it, while mostly being sugar.

Really. Is that true what a giant smoke, but can you just dissolve it and see that there's sugar in there? I just thought they used like artificial sweeteners, but technically on what they can report like. You know what they can advertise. That's why they advertise it as two calories, each son of a you type out a long message, but then it hits you.

Nobody gives a including you my bro just do control a don't do that that's so slow, sometimes half the i say in these videos i'm like well, nobody gives a and that's when the editor just he was bullied at school. Oh, no, that's terrible! Oh oh! But he became a doctor of international fame. He proved them wrong. So where can we watch the full video here? Why uh? Just just to like you know, confirm that he proved them wrong.

Oh you mean the full video of him becoming a doctor. Sure all right. That's it for me: irl make sure smash that like, if you want to get bullied by girls, i mean, if you want to be a doctor in 2020, 20 31 or get bullied by girls at school. No, no! No! No! You do not physically bullied.

That's terrifying too, with their videos all right. Thank you! So much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace. I think so much.