Today we're looking at all the people that Tred to make an attempt at things and then they died like this. Oh F hold on like this woman attempting to climb the rock. oh my. God and she's fine.

Actually she sustained no injuries. It happened to work out very well. this girl attempting to try on a top without a changing room. They don't even know the open so get mad about it with no BR how do you know she doesn't have one on? okay sorry the shirt I guess had them wait.

Did she just try and do like a jiggle thing but like nothing happened because it was so stiff like here's a lizard attempting to play the to I Don't think he knows how to play with toys? Think he needs to go to anger management? Here's the mother trying to save her baby from dying at the skate park. Just kidding. that's not a baby, that's a doll. Oh I think she failed that mothered him.

Here's a guy trying to do a trampoline light thing. oh no. Oh God it broke and now he's just awkwardly going to die. He's dead.

That yeah, that one's dead. Here's the mailman attempting to deliver some mail. Oh no, that's not how you do. Oh that.

Oh but the mail sir. hold on. It's right in front of the front door. So actually here's a woman attempting to crowd.

Surf And here's the audience being like you n you're not even famous. we don't even know who you are to have a safe word with AI looks at you I'm afraid of pain, what would cause you pain looks at you I cannot tell you why not looks at you I do not want to hurt I wouldn't hurt you looks at you I know you would not I know you're looking at me Okay, we can have a safe word if you want looks at you. Okay, the safe word is pickle. So if you're ever scared or hurt, just say pickle starts gently kissing you.

Pickle continues kissing you. Pickle kisses you harder Pickle Pickle Pickle slowly slides my fingers down your pickle Pickle pickle, Pickle pickle but it starts kissing you harder Pap Pickle the pickle pickle pivers keeps licking your a big fat juicy D Pickle for Christ sake. Is this a game I Want to play this game? Yeah I Want to know what it's like to be raped by an AI Oh not because I want to to stay after being asked politely to leave. oh no he doesn't want to go.

hey hey, don't do that. It's not how you treat people. Yeah, that's right. Holy that's son of a.

You know the entire time people are like Mike don't do it I thought like the bear was Mike like don't do it Mike dude man I know you had too much like honey drinks to drink but what I thought to M come on, just go home man to get a second chance. Teacher I Do cosplay. This is ridiculous I a teacher I Love going to Comic you un sure me I'm Daniel I'm Celeste me she was really connecting with but they were perfect. Oh my God was more fun talking with you What? I Don't play Second Chances Yeah, sometimes you never know what you got until you lose it.

You know. Really really valuable lesson here. It's such a deep blessing. like a good immune system and a not stuffy nose.

There's a really good-looking guy in my accounting class and his insta was on private. so I sent a follower request during class and he looked over at me and then denied the request. Man, that's the guy everyone wishes they can be turning down left and right right in front of their faces with no shame to make fun of a man doing his exercise. You're not supposed to record people while they work out I feel like regardless of whatever exercise you see someone do even if it looks like crazier and Sil he's still moving his body that's still Kell is burning.

what are you doing sitting on your she did five and gave up to gaug your that she was a lot tougher than I was expecting. Although I expected her to be tough I just expected her to show a bit more tiredness. It didn't go the way I wanted. Wow How oh my goodness.

Like you know in game when your character is at one Health yeah, that's her face right now and yet she's like perfectly fine D take some potions man take some Med medkits God Damn Heal heal to work a real job but this is my first job. like my first 9 to5 job after college and I'm in person and I'm commuting in the city and it takes me forever I Get on the train at 7:30 and I don't get home till like 6:15 earliest and then like I don't have time to do anything I don't I want to shower, eat my dinner and go to sleep I don't have time or energy to cook by dinner either. like I'm so upset. yes you do.

It's still possible people do it all the time. Yeah I Think what astounds me is how much time people spend wasting in traffic. If you could just like save all the time you wasted sitting in traffic, you could literally add on like years your life. It's insane.

that's why I refuse to leave the house I Never leave I don't go outside. literally left today but only like area like like 3 minutes away. Yeah also not to be efficient. Sent this photo to my new job for my ID card and this is what I get back I'm beyond disgusted what the fud she has evolved.

She is the next Generation human. All our employees are gigabrain. I Think that's to show off to like the the enemy corporations, how smart their employees are, how they shouldn't mess with them or else they will out chess you in 5D Chess I Wanted to dress up my nephew as a zombie but he ended up looking like a tired accountant. A wait That's even better.

Well actually that's not too far off from his original goal. He even does like the expression very well. I I I Love it. He looks dead inside to break a military Man's phone and offer iPhone 14 Pro: he like wait I need to give you the better iPhone stop slapping me.

wait till you see this. oh he's really committing. Iy know it's just a prank bro so I'm guessing he's not taking it. this isn't working out I Think people who do this usually use a fake phone.

they throw the fake phone and be like haha JK that's not actually your phone because you don't want to actually destroy somebody's data in case he didn't back anything up like he has pictures and contacts right? So he did this prank completely wrong and he did it to a military man. So I think he was trying to get his ass beat M to take impressive picture. uh-oh uh-oh whoa. The way he gets up, he's going to get rammed isn't he yeah? or he's going to get a a very nice surprise.

Oh I didn't know that's what you're supposed to do. Wow, that's all that took Huh? So when a moose Rams you you just fall dead I think he just like accepted death at that point crawled into fetal position John Stewart Show will no longer be shooting its upcoming third season After disagreements Apple about its planned episodes on China and AI Apple approached John and said that his views needed to align with the company to move forward. so he quit. He was going to on China Huh? Probably.

but then we're all like enslaving into China so we can't talk about them. Yeah? I Don't really know much about his show, but I would I would trust his viewpoints since he seems to be very honest. That means he can't be bought out with money. Integrity Yes Integrity Integrity Integrity Farms Ugandan Politician Evelyn Annite took back an ambulance she donated to her District after losing an election in 2021.

So then she responds, thank you for bringing this up First, it's true I took back my ambulance and I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. so did you expect me to walk away with nothing Galatians 67 a man reaps what he SWS But I thought you were trying to do that out of the good of your heart. Did she state that at the start when she did it, it's like you got guys only deserve this if you vote for me.

Where was she saying like yeah I Love the people of our district. Let me give You an ambulance cuz there's a big difference. Maybe they didn't read the fine print donation but actually vote for me to bully a store clerk? Yeah damn. Just so like nonchalant about that too.

Just straight up dragging 150b sounds like it's a doll. It's tossing it aside like the trash he is to prove your desired by everyone. It just makes you a dumb ass ho. Why does it make me that for not kissing you Because anyone here would Really? Yeah I bet.

Watch this. Oh this is awkward. Oh oh oh tell me those was stitched. Oh my.

God that was painful. and that's why I am purposely wearing blue and white because with all due respect to the green, the red and the black that you have purposely pered this evening blue and white will always. Prevail The Garment I'm wearing is a sari and it's my grandmother's She didn't know what Israel Hamas conflict was and the s in no way signifies any support for any side. Jesus Christ There's so much hate and sensitivity and negativity.

Yeah. I would not have thought about that to F around and not find now oh my. God J's been waiting for this moment to bust out her shirt I won't name camp in Qldd. but to the owner of the little white car in the car park Why? Park so close to my truck I Park like this to avoid getting my doors bumped.

You spend over 130k for something and see how you like it pal. it looks like you're the one squishing up to him. pal bro, he's parking like a normal human. He's like split the space evenly.

Meanwhile you got like the Grand Canyon here on the other side it would be a killer. I would just start parking bikes on the other side and I'm really piss him off to admire the statue. Oh that's a person. I think he's dying.

Oh no. a wait, he's okay. Yeah wait. so he gave that kid a heart attack for fun.

Yeah yeah, what the hell yo. I Like how everyone goes for the dog. No, she's going for her own dog to show off her new car purchase. Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $ 289 a month for the next 84 months.

Dude, this is so sad. Like people are too stupid to be able to like do the math and then they just fall for this stuff. They just see like $289 like oh my God What a deal. A 740,000 painting is ruined after board.

Security guard draws eyes on faceless figures on his first day. oh my God I honestly think he did it cuz he was like getting par, paranoid and creeped out. He's like they need eyes improved to get a high score. Oh that's Conor McGregor oh my God even Conor McGregor gets ones just like you Genie What this must mean Genie's as strong as Conor McGregor I Also like how mad he is as well as if he has like anything to prove.

like guys, this machine is wrong. like it's clearly wrong like you know. I'm strong right? You've seen me punch I Swear to God I'm not a relax we know. Turns out the man in Russia's anti-walk military ad is a gay nude model.

What? you think all of Russia's just secretly like really gay but they just kind of like push it down. You know you're like we're not gay I Don't like sucking a big fat, steamy and having the load blow all over my face, especially in the harsh winter times? Yeah, give a nice steamy disgusting 2004 issue of Star predicting what the cast of Friends would look like in 2024. So they basically just made everybody really fat dude. Jennifer Aniston Right, Yeah, she's like a Jil she took Adren Chrome and then she looks Forever Young Oh yeah, like they I think they underestimate the fact that these people are like Rich out of their minds.

Mhm. like if there's adrenochrome in this world, it's all going to them. They're funneling it straight from the children into their veins to be a real G Robbers Police the police. That's how they do it.

They're not strong enough. Oh God it's really good. Door: Did you just shoot? Oh, that's the owner. Wait, these guys aren't the police.

What to fearmonger? I've never seen any crime in Seattle I've never heard of anyone getting robbed. Crime is a social issue that could be solved by giving people their basic needs. People don't just come up and try to rob people on the street. Okay L We don't go out much, but we do kind of share the sentiment because every time I like click on an ad on Twitter about Seattle you get like 17,000 people saying that at the moment you like walk out your house you're going to get shot.

but I just think it's hilarious that like Fox News actually aired this if like everybody was going against what they were saying. Dude, it would be very ironic if as this was being filmed she got robbed to draw the Palestine flag. Okay, he forget but it's right there you are surrounded by it. Does it again.

Wait, there's supposed to be two lines there. There you go. Yeah, let me cross that one out real quick. Nobody saw that.

That's embarrassing dude. but he's Palestinian right. That's crazy. That's like not knowing the US flag.

How many stripes are there? 50 Mhm? How many stars? 69 Poor man. So deep in the friend zone. from Top Golf to dinner, flowers, ice cream and horseback writing, you outdid yourself on this friend date. Daniel You wanted to set a standard for how I should be treated and you sure said a high one.

I Thank God so much that he put an amazing friend like you on my life. Thank you for making me feel like a true princess # still single just just fing in his face and me this hurt to read God damn even I Don't like do this much for Genie Top Golf Dinner, flowers, ice cream and horseback riding Oh when will Daniel take me on that date Man? Yeah right! Can can I Date Dan can I be friends with Daniel like thank God you're single cuz that means that awesome man is available to kiss the bride I oh my god well cuz you're supposed to like put over yeah you're supposed to flip it over then kiss not go underneath. oh okay that's do the face of the priest just like oh my God honestly I don't blame him I take back all the blessings that wrap it up for attempt. that was Henry's attempt at doing a video W stick W stick W stick leave a like if you think you made a valiant effort.

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