Hello, How's everyone doing today? Me and Gina are going to look at some mixed reddits customarily. We start with take thoughts but that Reddit has been banned Genie Oh it's gone so we're gonna go look at my Instagram which is basically Arctic thoughts Oh Oh Henry there's too much moving too fast I think I saw a blur of like a tattoo and that's it I saw Jello I saw a lot of Flubber Yeah those pants. Yeah, that's why what I meant by jello. Oh do you like Fitness does Fitness also involve shaking your ass? It's to loosen up the lower back and then so it can go lower and deeper.

Are you telling me you do this at your gym? Can you get a female trainer instead? Coffee cups just don't cut it anymore. It helped me to um uh. think she did her job. She was really stable and now it looks like I wonder where she gets that from? Oh what are you doing I'm stuck.

Oh oh wait. this guy's doing the stuck thing right though. He is a horrible. He is a true gentleman.

True man of degeneracy. Nothing like a nice cup of oh wow, these are like jump scares man. I Swear dogs never learn, Huh? Oh oh what does he keep doing this? Because yeah, he obviously doesn't like it. Yeah, oh dude, what's a fight? You're about to have one less dog hanging with my boy.

My boy. All right smile. Hey, look at that pose. there's another.

Pokemon Where is he? Hello, your boy deserted you. He saw the danger. It's it's time to train him in for a different Pokemon Yeah Gyarados that are sick. Do you have any new reddits to recommend? Suspiciously specific Viciously had to go over to Alaska suspiciously specific The Evangelical girls in my class who weren't allowed to read: Harry Potter because it had Witchcraft and I think they can cure measles with essential oils.

Who is in potions class now Graceland is Graceland and Evangelical name Dude that is the most Evangelical name Jordan Mary Grace Grace What is Evangelion that's an anime? Oh okay. oh this. yes. very Christ-like show.

Very. I Remember it. Every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage. Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my vagina.

Don't you say this all the time? No I say spider I'm more afraid it's gonna reach my butthole. My biggest fear is on my stream splits and it hits like my leg and all over the like bathroom floor tiles. I'm like oh your greatest fear, it happens way too long I Hate to admit this, but our feelings and certain things really do change as we get older. 10 years ago out of I would have preferred to get a new video game instead of an engagement ring, but now that I'm older, I would prefer to get a domesticated raccoon instead of an engagement ring.

How does one domesticate a raccoon? Raccoons can't be domesticated now. but Studies have shown that record violence has gone down the past 100 years. Oh, they could be house trained. Raccoons like to cuddle.

We should start a new series new Vlog Series where we attempt to find a raccoon and domesticate it. How about black people? Twitter I Know it's not real but the lady is getting pregnant in Apocalypse shows always blows my mind. That's what I'm saying. wait why do they have Ellie during the the apocalypse? Just because there's an apocalypse don't mean serious.

You're saying like not even zombies in the end of the World can kill a man's uh, horniness? I think it goes up Yeah. Also, you you don't have access to contraceptives anymore so you know what? You don't have access to you showers, clean water, Everyone stink. My best friend died giving birth last night at Centinela Hospital due to Medical neglect. She and her boyfriend complained for hours to the nurses that she could not feel her legs and they told her they cannot call the doctors because they would get upset.

Now my best friend is dead bro. What the Because they would get upset. That's what you're supposed to call doctors for. Yeah, that pisses me off.

It's that whole like concept of like doctors are like oh my time is so goddamn important I Can't be bothered to like get out to the hospital and save someone from dying. Choosing a baby over your wife if she has having a birth complication is crazy. Hell nah. The only way you can come in this world is by killing my girl.

Sound like you don't need to be here then you know I kind of. I Kind of agree with this though. if you had a kid and it was killing you I'd just say you know, scrap the kid. We can start a new.

What is it with birth complications? Dude. if I ever have birth complications, save me, not the baby. Yeah I agree I Think everybody agrees like we're not in like the Medieval Times where royalty matters For me, it's like you've already made it through like 60 of the game like your save file is like pretty loaded. you've been playing for a while.

Okay, it's not fair to wipe that out for a kid that like is at zero hours for me. I'd rather have the person that's had a higher percentage complete unless they're like 90. They're like, all right, you've played another bro. You play enough you can.

You can give the new guy a chance. The final 10 there's not much lost. Okay, all right. suddenly gay.

Wait, what's suddenly sex offender? Oh wait, yes, let's do it. What? How to make your school uniform look half decent audiences? This video is the most popular with female 13-17 Male 45 to 54. male 55 to 64. What what if something's wrong I can feel it how the song goes.

probably not since that's Eminem What if something's wrong I can feel it that's really accurate. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Why do you think? uh. 45 Because they like little girls Genie Older men like smelling little girls hair and touching them in places they don't want to be touched.

I'm not having a daughter. Why does every woman know another woman? That was right, But no man knows a rest. Well, of course I Know him, he's me. isn't that Obi-Wan yes, who did he Henry No huh Obi-Wan with celibate he said he's already no, he this person is using the meme to respond Oh I thought he's trying to say that Obi-Wan's rape All right.

So my dear. Obi-Wan would never anybody, if anything, Anakin would rip somebody. Do you want to suddenly incestry? Want to make it obvious that two characters are married? Make them look like brother and sister? But no, no, no, this one is because they do say couples start to look a little bit like each other. Yeah, what's up with that, right? Why are you looking at me? Oh yeah, your face did grow whiter ever dating me.

That's just because I got sad your eyes got bigger. It's because you opened my eyes to the world My eyes got Smiley because you showed me playing Pokemon Sapphire and naming my character me. No way this can go wrong Mom says oh, come here quick, come quickly Mom No, this is suddenly Hentai okay and I'm pretty sure several trainers would have been like come on me, your last name originated from your ancestors jobs Mr Dickens Dickens Wait, this guy got paid to put his son. What? That sounds like a terrible job.

Is there another? Reddit You would like finally gay? How about suddenly lesbian instead? Okay, fine girl. you're really pretty. Thanks. But I'm a dude.

Oh, you look like a girl you trans No I just have long hair you I jerked off to you. why would you admit that? Does that make him gay? Yeah. So if you were turned on by an ass and then I told you it was a guys, you're gay yeah I just need to find the writers one day. I'm gonna trap you I lost my virginity.

How do I get it back? Apparently you can only lose to a girl, so we're good. What? That doesn't make sense. That means every gay guy's virgin, which possibly cannot be true. Also, if you did it in a girl's butt, you're not a virgin.

so that's who you get to heaven, huh? Just only butt stuff. I Hate when people say he's gay because he doesn't have a strong male figure in his life. No. I'm gay because I want a strong male figure in life? It's because you didn't have one.

Is that why you want one now? Yes, yes, but just in his ass instead. Not just like a father or anything, but in your life. I Guess you can be in his life. and in his ass too.

If you're in his house, then you're in his life. Technically Okay, so the two can't really be. No, you can be a ghost and ethereally put it in his, then you are part of it. But he's not actually part of his life because he's dead.

He doesn't even have a life. Boys play with soldiers. Not with dolls 20 years later. Thanks! Mom He's just adjusting his belt right when.

It makes sense that boys would want to play with Barbie dolls because they're like attracted to it. I Mean boys want to strip the Barbie dolls? Yeah. Church Church In and Out instead of Pixar's Inside Out Okay, do that more often and maybe I'll get baptized. No No This must be a joke.

In and Out is not a real movie Get The out of here. No, it is a gay film. Oh I Thought that I Thought they meant like like one of those films where like they put their wieners in each other's balls. You know what? We have a visitor today.

What? No, Oh yeah. Make me suffer. Yes. my favorite too.

Angolan reacts happily please. It's very spiky. Oh my. God it's got like a snake tongue.

Where is his ass? does he have like a negative ass? Where's the pangolin's butt Right there? He's He's scratching it. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one.

Not that one. Uh dude. Oh, he's waiting for the puck. Yeah, he's A.

he's avoiding a tennis ball. Wait, not only the puck, the black pop. Holy crap. That's an incredible amount of discipline.

dude. I'm gonna can never do that. Yeah, you do that to iron in. That puck will hit her straight in the temple just doing a little cleanup.

Is that a monkey? This looks familiar. He looks like one of those like machines, the wind-up toys. You wind him up and then he goes. and maybe he'll like slap some symbols together.

I Feel like he's just really bored. like there's nothing in that room except for hate and he has nothing else to do. Oh try that again. Oh okay.

he's back up. It's too slow. Come on faster. Oh there you go.

there. you go. Do it. There you go.

there you go. Good job please. He's like, but I'm not going anywhere. All right Jim Would you like to check out me IRL for relatable memes unlocked hard for is better than 100.

Oh brother. Do it. Okay dude, are you stupid? He was trying to be motivational. getting 100K for free I Don't think there's anything better than this world.

Isn't that happening like that? wouldn't make anybody's life just 100. Kids Hand it to you right there. The things you can do with that. The amount of hookers and blow deodorants were created to solve a fake problem.

and Thrive thanks to the Patriarchy, come to an anime convention and you will delete this. Okay, what do you mean fake problem? No, it's a body odor is a real problem. Very real issue right? It's like everything under the sun thanks to the Patriarchy. Like anything that's bad that's ever happened.

Patriarchy Kids today have no idea that about 30 years ago Champion was a cheap sports brand sold on the back shelves at Kmart for around 199 a shirt and you got laughed at in school for wearing it. That's what I thought I feel like such a boomer that I don't know that like Champion is like big with kids these days bro I need to go around High School some more Not to sound like a boomer but the force switch from wired headphones earphones to Bluetooth is one of the worst technological advancements of our time. I Disagree, you know I kind of thought that too see the thing is I used to be your side and then it works really well. like yeah it's so comfy I really hate scenes in movies and TV shows like real bad I wish they would use like two sex to imply they had sex in.

then cut to the next scene. No one likes scenes when like their parents are around but like when they're alone sometimes. like you can add to like the feeling of the show I disagree Okay because if I want to enjoy a movie and the Art of it I'll watch a movie but as soon as team pops up I'm like a little horny like you you switch mindset. so I'm like like I agree.

but like if Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis want to get it on in Black Swan you know like like I'm not gonna stop it like it sucks. You know that they have to interrupt the movie with that but I guess it's Gotta happen. You know, like damn really ruining the pan out that run time on the movie huh? Imagine falling in love with someone just to find out they watched Netflix with subtitles. That's how you're supposed to watch it I'll convince people who don't like like subtitles can't read fast I love subtitles.

You say you don't like to watch anime because like it has subtitles and I'm like read faster than oh no that's because I like to eat while I watch and sometimes I could do both. No but like I like to look at my food because it let me again. but sometimes I want to really like stare like deeply into my food. you know yeah subtitles have ruined me I can't even like go into the theaters anymore without like being like but where where are the subtitles can we take a vote and like put them put them in like the showings like depending on like who's there you know go watch the deaf people version then they'll have some time.

but then there's no sound I Think they do, don't they? But they can't hear it. It does. So yeah, everyone that's in there isn't actually deaf. They just wanted something.

Yeah. Plus like for the people that aren't deaf, they can speak to each other and like joke around and it wouldn't matter because the deaf people couldn't hear you. Anyways, this requires high five. So this guy set up the whole six hours so his wife could sleep.

That is love. No, he has a selfish ass wife. True, that is unreasonable to do to anybody. Like even if Genie were like I want to stand for your sleep I would be like no like sorry, that's not happening.

How do you even fall asleep knowing that your significant other is standing up for six hours? The amount of guilt wouldn't even let me go to sleep teachers on their way to save the bully after the quiet kids fight back. That's why you should just be a bully. Just just be people. If you're the bully, then you can't be bullied.

Exactly. No, you said you said the bullies in your school were bullied. Lead? No I Just said that some kids deserve to be bullied. Oh, 27 plus with no kids.

See, y'all be 23 with five. Kids will do that to you. Yeah I Feel like this is pretty standard Now to be like 27 plus with no kids I Think it's standard for it to be 30 plus with no kids. Meanwhile, our parents are like popping those out that they're like 25.

Yeah I'm only just getting like a dog. you know that can barely take care of her Y'all oh no you do. Thank you. Yeah I doubted you like huge but I you you did great.

Prove them wrong. Yeah men, honestly are something else. Do you have a paper clip on the floor by my file cabinet? I think I Do messy people in general. It's because that paper clips.

Been there for so long and he's seen that paper clip there multiple times and has done nothing about it. That's why he knows it's there and can tell you that that is its default location. Yeah, that is where it belongs and when you're done with who put it back in that spot because that's where I Remembered tips for newlyweds: Send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a 50 50 chance. Their assistance just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are dude I Need assistance Man that that sounds so amazing I like how you're thinking as if you're the billionaire.

Well I'm thinking as the newly ones like Henry we need to do this No I'm like I wish I was a billionaire like I wouldn't have to spend some respected okay we're done with me IRL good posts that's wanted to see posts. Wow wow, you know I'm not really surprised by this. Oh yeah I don't know. why is it? Do not know.

How about we go I'm finna go to hell oh my. God that cop lady slept with five co-workers every female. Soldier Right now. why is that your reaction when I see that monkey? That's the sound I think he's making? Wait Are you saying that all women in fields populated by men are hoes? because there's so much penis around them? What if? like they're surrounded by so much men that they actually become disgusted by men and in turn have less penis? What a great hypothesis.

My five-year-old is obese I have to lock her out of the kitchen, move the kitchen upstairs, tell your child no, and control their diet. You're their mom. She's Jack no, she's not Henry Knox no she's Her facial features are small, she's got like the you know what I mean like so that's really sad to have like that kind of damage to yourself at like five. That's seriously the mom's fault.

Finishes off a black man finishes off a black man. All right. One ticket to Hell please. A pig orgasm can last anywhere between 11 to 40 minutes wishing I was a pig right now.

You got the looks. Go for a champ. Oh wow wow yo! Three thousand likes. Holy are they just like on the ground for like half an hour? Like, you know what? I mean like just doing that for like half an hour straight.

Can you like interrupt at any moment like if someone's trying to like chop you up for bacon? Can you like break out of it and then just jet or you just stuck like you know and then when you want to die in the height wouldn't you rather die, then heroic pit bull runs back into the burning house to bite one more child. Can't worry. wait, Are we really going for hell for this? Because that was just funny. This isn't that bad.

Yeah. U.S Tanks move up the beaches Normandy On D Day June 6 1944 colorized I Think it's time to leave this Reddit DIY I Think it's time to leave DIY Removed our tub to discover it just drained into the dirt. What? wait? wait? Is that okay? Is it because they're too cheap to like actually do any? Plumbing So they're like, probably they'll never notice. Oh my.

God They looked at pipes and said no, how many people's houses just have tubs that drain into the dirt like they just never know. My friend got his dreads cut off his lawn turned them into a cat bed. Does your friend have a cat I Don't need any of my like droppings to be turned into anything. Anything that was attached to my body needs to be disposed of.

ASAP I Love my new house but I die inside a little bit every time I walk past this I don't care like how much I love a house if this is in the house I'm moving on me but also like can't you unscrew that and then change it to a singular one and then forget the second screw and then maybe plaster and then paint over the second one. Oh wow Construction worker Genie Let's go Genie the Builder can we Can we fix it Hidden Dishwasher DIY Oh my God there's a dishwasher Among Us Yeah, What baffles me is that they actually costs them more money to do like. They spent money to make it look stupid. Went honestly.

without it, it would have looked beautiful. How about oddly terrifying? Oh yes, this high-rise Tower in China is in a housing block or prison. It's a pig farm. Oh no, this is so disturbing.

Like the design of this thing is so ugly and terrifying. They didn't give a about how it looked. They're just like how many pigs can we Slaughter in this thing and who cares about how it makes the city look Wh group owner of Smithfield's Foods the largest pork producer in the world. This is for Smithfield the same people that like make her bacon and like our sausages.

That's why everything is so cheap here. It'll be funny if like inside is actually like the five star accommodations. outside it looks like this: Yeah right. ten-year-old actor Asa Butterfield in the chamber scene of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas 2008.

he said I remember being in the room full of men, some of whom were completely naked and it was dark and they shut the door on us and it was just awful. oh my God I See him? Oh can they like at a very minimum given giving everyone like pants but just like don't show it in the shot. Dude, that scene must have been hella realistic though. this acting probably uh was very believable.

This tall guy in my neighbor's yard always hears a for me, it's two small trees and a satellite dish. Oh my wait, can you zoom in? Okay yeah. oh okay. tell him to move his satellite.

You know what's scary? The teeth. Saw my closet every time. I Open the door just like a goddamn jump. Scare.

you know how crazy it is seeing like a real life human in your closet? like the way they make her skin like you? You literally can't tell archaeologists discover the claws of a MOA a bird that went extinct 700 to 800 years ago. Wow it's so huge I wonder how it tastes? Oh you Chinese it looks like the chicken feet that Chinese people eat and dim sum body. this add-on Snapchat drivers with no DUI born before 1997 get a big payday. Oh my look at that dude too.

This is like the same thing that that like uh Mr Beast and other YouTubers do like they like deform their faces and make it look so unreal. but it like captures your eye because you're like what the F is that and then you you can't help but to look at it. we should make your face look like this for the thumbnail I'll try inside one of the levels of the massive pig farm in China oh it's brightly lit. Yeah wow this is like Peak efficiency with like no regard to life I'm getting free range of bacon only now baby and then it's like 50 something I'm sorry pigs would you like to do another? Reddit yes yes women arrested for DUI please sir I'll take everything off the wound said I don't want you to take everything off the officer replied oh my God it's like one of those Flames that we play we're just like in exchange for letting me go I'll give you something else officer and then gets on her knees and they'll make your decision about who, why you're gonna arrest me for what? And here's the thing.

just because you get arrested doesn't mean you get convicted of this. Okay, so do you have a pair of shorts or something in here that we can put on to cover you up a little bit? I'll put that on her I don't I Don't want you to take everything off? Somebody pick me up and drive me home I promise I'll show you a little bit of decency I Love in fact, put double layer on in fact. son, those are the nicest, most wholesome cops. Do you think guys could use this officer? please? I'll take it all off like glistening balls in the Moonlight chocolate makes you otherwise Officer please no I feel like I'm taking you to tea and gel even faster? Yeah I Feel like he's gonna be like two years since he's getting a double sentence there.

Buddy lady told the police officer she would have him to avoid getting arrested for drunk. How many of these are there? You know you're drunk I can smell it I'm not stop talking I don't have no SUVs Stop talking I Swear. Stop talking. Stop A lot of space.

Please stop I Don't care. Turn around I'm drunk too. oh my God this is so sad I love the fact that she just flatter goes I'm drunk It's like why do you think I'm arresting you man. Why do you keep saying that like I get that men are horny.

Oh like that's just not gonna work man. she's not throwing away his career and his job. Men need some feelings too. He's in the middle of a resting Sony You can't just get out of bars.

You know, like this is not just gonna whoop. You'll be like all right I'm ready. Would you like to do some choosing? Beggars Now hi We are hoping that you'll be attending the wedding. The whole thing starts blank at 6am in blink.

We would appreciate if all guests would book their own room at the blank. Hotel Gifts over 500 are appreciated a lot. Can't wait to see you! No I won't go. What do you specify over 500? That's kind of weird.

Yeah, shouldn't you just say gifts are appreciated? Just say gifts are appreciated once you put the 500 thing in there. now you just look like a greedy wait. Scroll up the wedding's at 6am. That just wished over me.

Nah I especially will not be going yeah, we're preparing at 12 a.m in the morning and then be squeeze yes and take like five hours to prepare for a wedding. Yes, that's why even morning people are like Los Angeles Ice cream truck owners tired of social media influencers trying to get free ice cream for at mentions makes it official for sign. It's literally a four dollar item. Well now it's eight for you.

The people that usually ask for this stuff usually have like eight followers. They actually had money. They wouldn't be doing this for free ice cream. I Would hate to see this.

the sad schmuck that actually pulls out their photos like literally followers I Have my neighbor asked to borrow ketchup? Yes I Know a neighbor and gave me attitude because it was hunts and not Heinz So I pulled it back and refused to give it to her and now our altercation is on neighborhood app. What I'm saying is we're living in the stupidest timeline in history Dude. Hans ketchup is fine, you know I've never really compared the two I'm actually curious now. I'll be honest I had both.

Can't tell the difference I feel like Heinz is like the king though. You know, like they're the original, right? Hunts just makes like tomatoes right? How did that make it better? ketchup? because it's more like not chemical. Three Three star. They sold us a nice bed, but two years later when we were moving they refused to head even after we offered to pay for it.

So in our opinion, all they do is sell beds. Don't expect any else after that. They like moved our mattress for us when we bought it. No I'm saying if we moved you're not gonna call the same company and be like oh, they moved.

Yes and so they're like ma'am we sell mattresses. We don't sell the moving surface like you're You're missing a few neurons there. I better get a Macy's to move my couch since that's where I bought it from. You know Ikea better be moving my table or I swear to God Ikea I'm gonna do one second before disaster or tool center management yo.

Yep, I am with her I sparked it's dead. Okay I mean never mind. Wait I think he has a chance. This is great I Love this because who wants to see an innocent, cute girl get raped by three massive dudes? You wouldn't want to see that right? I Want it.

That's it for mixed reddits. Whoa! Congratulations on making it to the end. Yes sir, he likes the assortment today. If you made it to the end of the video then you are a real one.

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