Hello and you want to do some tick-tock memes lick my hand. If you want to do tick-tock memes, oh yeah, there you go, she licked it. She licked it. Okay! That means we're doing some tick-tock memes yay, okay, okay, little hamster oh he's got more he's got more, that's not the end! Oh! No! No! No! No! No! No! He's done! That's a metaphor for life.

It's interesting how it's always in spurts like he goes crazy and then he's just like when you go to bed with that person, you're not just going to bed with that person you're going to bed with every other person. That person has ever gone to bed with before in their life, so just picture it's as if you're all crawling into one bed together. What? If i want house before i get married? Well, i guess you just have to be prepared to die what the was sex said back in the day. I thought he was gon na say what, if i want to have sex with everybody like all of them at the same time, yeah he has to very calm and, like perfectly reasonable question, i like how the girl was like.

I think i like that idea. Oh she's kind of freaky dude she's, a smile, the writers for the show have to be fine eat this enjoy. Oh hey, our homeboy money. He sent us some more food, oh dear god, that is pretty.

Can you make fun of africa if you're black? Is it just off grounds for everybody, the balloon docks right? This isn't even boondocks yeah, but it's like a version of your dog. Oh! Is that like little little p or whatever a little bill so bill little bill was the man. This definitely is a little bill. Pulling them off the bottom and almost a thousand feet, they just witnessed the craziest.

I hang out face you've ever seen. Why is this so eyes? Puffed, like that degree like don't give that to the wrong hands? Don't stick your dick in it? Don't, though, because do you see the tiny teeth? It's like a swimming flesh like jesus christ, henry there's teeth there, huh there's teeth. I don't know if you could call that a flashlight, oh, my god, feed the seagulls go for it. He's 100, not smart enough to do that.

Yeah 100 they're endangered for a reason they can barely feed themselves and you expect them to feed seagulls. Hey wait! A second! That's cheating subverted expectations. Technically he didn't hit any balls though, but i feel like the other dude kind of was like wait. A second you're not allowed to do that.

They have a look of bro. No, that's wrong. Put your put your ball back. Yes, bro! Do that to me put the ball in my hole? Oh no! Oh oh! I mean.

I appreciate it because, like in many circumstances, when the girl is doing that to a guy yeah guys are just uncomfortably like stiff, like yeah. All right can't do anything about their bone, but this guy's, like i'm gon na, do something about my butter see. This is my opportunity. This is my last chance.

I've never had a girl stick my cigarettes before i just oh yeah, oh the asmr. I wanted him to just bring out a chalkboard and go yeah yeah, take out like some metal and just start like rubbing metal against metal. Ah, hey. I need to talk to you real, quick, i'm gon na talk to you real, quick.

What you see other guys pee-pees at work yeah. Did you not know that you don't think you should tell me about that. Maybe why would i tell you that i see my feet. Some nice grapes, you see other guys, pee-pees babe, you touch them too.

Yes, i thought that was the doctor touch them too. Yes, i cleaned them. You like that wait. Do you have to clean them? Oh yeah yeah, i'm cleaning it.

You never told me. You touched other guys, pee, pees babe. I just that's. Now.

That's too far, i've seen a man's butthole, but he has she has to because she has to clean it up how many people have seen a man's butthole. What what? No? I think, i've seen one i'm a dead guy. Okay, you just made it like 17 times. Anatomy, your parents walk in both your bottoms and off.

I just feel like those are my pants from yesterday. I just haven't picked them off the bed. Yet oh you're skilled at giving this excuse eh. No, it's pretty messy person, so they would believe it oh and then she'd be like well henry.

Why why her pants on the floor? I don't appreciate this racist asian accent. I don't appreciate it racism. Can you come back? Okay, fine, fine henry? Why are your girlfriends scared on the floor? That's just inaccurate! Why is his sketch more like wow, when the customer order a medium pizza, and i make it large size by mistake? Nobody's gon na know, they're gon na know, oh yeah, that makes sense or just give him the large pizza holy. No, he didn't just.

What are you gon na do with that? If you're not gon na get fired for it eat it then just give him a large pizza, you'll be happy. I'd eat it i'll eat it and he's gon na come back and order. Another pizza i'll eat it i'll eat it. You got ta.

Do the hello, jackie, your doorbell wasn't working hello, hello, jackie. Why is the cat so huge your doorbell isn't working. I guess i'd be terrified too. Look at the size of that.

Just let him chill he's. So nervous i like how he doesn't enter like front-facing he's like yeah. He doesn't want to look at me. I said that my body ended up here.

Oh hello, i don't even know how i you know he's so scared dude. How do you get a dog this? Like expression for a chihuahua like, i doesn't have like expression at all she's like stoic, and why don't you make cool faces like that? Yeah actually, mine just looks like a teddy bear. The entire time. Do you have any expressions slap fighting championship? Is that logan, paul yeah and then there's arnold schwarzenegger too slap fighting is very serious business genie.

It's a very legitimate sport. Look at the intensity, that's slapped where the are no shorts. Oh, my god, there is arnold schwarzenegger dude. I would have lost too.

If i saw that happen right in front of me, the chalk just exploded off the feast kids born in the 80s wait. Did he actually touch it? I think he did yeah dude, i feel like he's born in the 90s shut up. That's judy shut up. I swear to god yeah.

I didn't say that you know he said: shut up, kids born in the 2000s. Oh no! This is genius really they're more henry. I'm just happy! I am the 90s kid. I admit i am scared, but i also don't understand how people literally will dunk their hand in like hot popping oil and be like yeah.

I don't care what the big issue is like. Do you not feel anything? Okay, so he's just lightly rushing, but it's still hot. It is possible to touch boiling water as long as you get it out fast enough. Why even touch it because you can't kind of molest my water, it's just a little touch right before the leaf was the most common dog name in the vet clinic kennedy: what's the most common dog name, luna anna? What's the most common dog name, bella or luma? What's the most common dog name, lisa? What's the most common dog name at least our dog's name is very unique yeah i feel like luna everyone's just like.

Oh it's so pretty like luna like ah such a pretty name. You know she named her something like that. German for one, the only one, but then the vet often calls her ian yeah. Why does everyone call her ian holy like who sees e-i-n is like ian put a banana in his mouth whiter.

Wait in what situation? That's you need to be fed he's not that bad, because he learned he had a new gift. What you want to try one day: no, i can do it, i'm not interested in learning about any gifts i have. Can i need bananas. I think dogs can no don't do that to ein introducing kobe 19..

Oh, oh, i don't understand i'm so bad for that guy, but he stayed there and smelled it too. I guess you know where it's coming from, but if someone put their fingers in front of my throat, my my first thing is away: no hey luna. Can i have a hug? Oh my god and his dog is luna. Hey luna.

Can i have a hug? Oh, my god, okay, we're doing this wait. What is that sound? It was dog translated, yeah, it's a dog translator, okay, okay, i'm gon na! Do this. I am sorry hey! I do you love me. Can you give me a hug hold on a second hold on a second dude? I was almost positive.

This is a scam. Wait she's like come here, mama i'll, give you up wait. This is real yeah, oh she's, coming over my all day now you get all kinds of hugs from her name, something you like your girlfriend to do to your face. I'm gon na say sit on it.

Yes, get money for that, he's still like the the conviction and the enthusiasm for when he said, sit on he's like yes, how does a girl feel about that she's like hell, yeah, yes facing basically love that, let me sit on some pieces. Oh, it's like i mean he asked for it. Hi honey some broke dude just put 1.68 1.60 at his tank man he's so broke yeah all right. That's it wait! That's him tim wait.

It was you used broke boy, that's actually kind of sorry for help. Yeah he's like well. That means he only has enough money to get home. He just needs to get home, that's it, but he can't do anything else.

After he's got to sell the car why'd, you join the army. I don't know i'm here. I don't. I don't know why brother hell, yeah why'd, you join the army, i i don't know, wait b.k.

Why did you join the army? Bro conserve my country, man shut the up all right. Why are you joining the army? Man? I joined for a hellcat man. I need my hellcat. I still ain't got it though hey.

Why are you joining the army? Your dude, i kind of am worried, are half of these guys kind of kidnapped and they wake up one day they're, like i guess, i'm in the rv. Now i don't think it's that easy to answer, which is why they just give us a joke answer right right. It probably goes super deep, but then they can't just say it. Why can't they just say he flat out said like serve my country.

What, if like, i have crippling depression - and this is my only hope of getting out of it. Okay, there we go that took like what five seconds you're, not gon na admit that, but it's cool to see that, like everybody's, like really relaxed and in a good mood, you know if i put the jack here, the seven there. Why have? I got the seven here that you get there: okay, yes, i am rather brilliant. Don't know why i'm here, but now we come to the best bit.

The dramatic moment. Have you ever met me before no sir, you seem happy about that. Where would you like the seven which pile i'll touch? One, you sure you don't want it there? If you want this, one oh go on, have it anywhere you're like it makes no sense for me. Isn't this exciting better than the movies now you'll make sure you've got more than one you might say? Well, i'm not using more than one seven.

Let me show you you can see they're all different. If i were using more than one seven, my goodness, it would look like that, wasn't it. Why do i feel like i'm listening to an old-time like news station, and then i'm like? Oh, my goodness, it's it's really is like the old-timey tv, radio voice and you're gon na have to look out for it he's really good at that. He had so much life back then, but you know what else has a lot of life genie.

Some tick thought. Let's analyze those shall we, when a skinny tall guy pulls out the seven incher i mean, is she disappointed or is she happy wow what a punch line? I didn't see that one coming, i think she likes it. I saw a slight smile. Yes, a very, very, very slight smile, so much rapid spanish did you understand what that said? No gina is a spanish expert listeners.

I know i'm like, oh, my god wow nerdy and cute oh wow, but she has a dark side. Oh cool. Your dark side is, i don't think it's quite a dark side. It's just her with tighter clothes, very interesting, they're super strong, look at them arms.

Look at how stick things. Look at the biceps. Look at that biceps. I feel like super strong.

I can only gauge by her, like maybe like her butt strength yeah, so she can clench some things in between those butt cheeks. No, i rather than clench, i would say she can sit on things and crush them. Oh okay, sit on what bad guys! Don't you want to where would you where would you sit on their chest? Take the air out of them, crush the rib cage and puncture their lungs and have them die slowly as if the tick tock memes smash like. If you want her to sit on your chest and crush your lungs or if you'd like to sit anywhere else, you know like use your body as a seat.

Alright, thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace.