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Why did you let him do that and imagine like the moment, a guy started picking up your foot. I'd just be like give it back. Please give it back, can you not, can we can we part ways now? Can i leave so? I bought an already looking garfield toy, then it showed up vacuum sealed and oh my god, this container won't last long, john soon i'll be free. Who goes around like buying up looking toys.

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They're not crazy, we're not supposed to know this. Many people, i'm living in your walls, make a glory whole people in the internet or horny only on the internet. Can you have such a conversation? Conversations like this. We would have never had the pleasure of hearing or seeing not unless you know the right people.

I guess people with their friends would say the same yeah yeah. What are some underrated sites - national geographic, that is the og site with this show on national geographic, you and me baby. We ain't nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do it on the national geographic channel, totally not discovery channel.

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You know that professors get a rating. I always looked at the chili pepper chris star wars. Ah, yes, the legendary battle between darth diabetes and ob1 chromosome, star wars rise of the blood pressure. Do you think, there's like a like an ultra fat jedi somewhere, bringing those jelly cakes over to my mouth yeah? I feel like the jedi is most prone to obesity, because he could literally sit there and use the force to bring things to him rather than getting up together, bring that pizza over here.

What is something left on your sexual bucket list? Getting awoken with oral? Just need to find someone who wakes up earlier than me, which is proving to be difficult for me. One day, it'll happen for me, sleep with your mouth open in the tram and one day it will happen. I think he meant he wanted to receive, not give. So if you've ever wanted to suck go to a tram leave your mouth open or you could just carve a hole inside of a bathroom stall easiest way, it'll be the quickest, remember class anything can be art, except with bobby drew.

Today. Oh no bobby has created the opposite of art. Oh. Why would you do that? Technically? That is our what that's art, it's pain, genie! Oh great, there's! I forgot the comment like zoink scuba forgot to pull out.

That's that's just wrong on too many levels. Man would you do it for a scooby snack? That's the second comment, shaggy about to get that scooby doocy, what what's a doozy that was even better. You see four girls posing for a picture at the pool. How do you open? I would kill myself in front of them.

Changing the trajectory of their lives forever says the respecter. How do you respect women? You traumatize them? I feel like maybe the answers just like just don't, but i don't know i've only gotten like you know. One girl right here, that's all right, i'd play with somebody in final fantasy for a 138 days straight and then i'd be like let's face time and then dolphins cut off the head of smaller fish and use their body for man wow. I thought i was the only one: okay, not bad, not bad, not too bad, but with what do they cut the head off the smaller fish with their new yamakoto japanese steel knife? Is it kamikoto kamiko, toad, japanese steel knife, keanu reeves insists he wasn't feeling down when sad kyani photo was taken.

I was hungry, he was thinking about eating that bird. Don't do it, don't do it there watching don't do it. I mean it all. Just depends on.

Like what frame you take right, like you, can make any moment, look sad if you're just standing there like you, look down now, you're sad, okay, three two one! Oh, my god, yeah you're right, joseph lincoln, was released this year after serving the fifth longest prison sentence in recorded history, 67 years 54 days, 67 years, it's like to wake up on a different planet. No savings, no work experience. What's he even going to do rob a bank to go back home because what are they going to do? I mean i'm sure you saw his family, you know, i'm sure he just still knows what the outside world is. Does he it's not like? He went into cryostasis no, but you've been in one prison, your whole life, but you learned to like it over time.

You also like to learn to love the dicks in your ass as well. I mean there ain't, no woman there. So, like you're telling me he was celibate for six or seven years straight. I know a concept you can't possibly imagine, but it is a thing.

Henry buddhist monks are a thing surgeons in india, removed over 600 iron nails from a man's stomach this week. After a ct scan revealed the mass of metal in the 48 year, old's abdomen, they could have removed the nails really quickly if they had done an mri, so it just rips it out, ripped them out yeah. No. Why is that funny? Why'd, you laugh what you and toshiro baloney - oh my god.

He quite literally ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, because that's another thing: how do you get any milk? How do you get nails in your stomach? He's a tough guy chini! Welcome to the salty splatoon. How tough are you? How tough am i, how tough am i i had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning? Yes, so without any, what what is this? What is this? Is this right, this way, sorry to keep your weight. What the was that arthur yeah! I think so this is an episode of arthur. I mean because milk helps wash it down, you know, so it is impressive.

Disney character, names explained, lion in swahili is simba. No one in latin is nemo friend in swahili is rafiki woody penis in english. Okay brings a whole new meaning to you. Oh okay.

Well, we've seen that one, what about buzz? Lightyear, oh buzz, and woody vibrant penis? Ah there you go so it does work. Man spent 12 years in coma says he heard everything, including his mother, saying, oh, i hope you die. I hear that without being in a coma honestly, true, some some mothers are really up. What, if you couldn't see it, but your mother was playing like super mario bowser was getting like really on her last nerves and she goes like i hope he died.

You know, but two browser not to you yeah. How do you know she's talking about you? Maybe she was like: where can i dye these clothes blue? I hope you die you're close, a perfect white good luck on that. How important is for you in a relationship depends on the relationship relationship with my wife, very important relationship with my dog, slightly less important. Slightly but still kind of important, maybe he's just like a breeder, or he puts peanut butter in his penis and gets by his best friend guys can do that actually you're right and get his his best friend.

Don't know why you want want to do that, but when you have a wife, what the better be fast five seconds rule start sucking. This is the sign i had enough reddit for today. You know technically, like can you just skim off the surface because because, like only the bottom has really hit them, do men think their j is like ambrosia, it's the nectar of the gods, then why don't you drink it? It's not worth it for me. What does that even mean so delicious? I need to save for someone special.

No, it's a waste on me name, something you could say both during entering the 1919 paris peace conference negotiations. Let's not include turkey. Why? I just think people say that during yeah ooh, you could say, let's put it in their butt, who said that during the series peace negotiations, henry who says, let's put in their butt, if they don't agree to there's these terms, let's put it in their butt 99 Chance to get 10 million dollars 1 chance to turn into a turtle force, an orphan to press it and take the money they make. What are they going to tell their parents at that point? Wouldn't you get like as many orphans as possible to like click it for you? Okay, let's say you didn't have orphans? Would you press the button yeah? I, like those odds.

Yeah me too plus, who said uh being a turtle is bad. You know you live a long time. Yeah you live longer than humans. Sunburn is not caused by your skin cells being damaged by the sun and dying; rather, it's their dna being damaged and the cells then killing themselves, so they don't turn into cancer.

My skin cells are just as suicidal as i am and they're better at it yeah. Actually, nothing can be suicidal as, like the cells of your body, they'll literally kill themselves with. Like no regard wait, i don't get sunburned. Does that mean i'm just straight up? Getting cancer, then, oh, my god, yeah you're dying, oh no, but your dna is being damaged, so you probably are getting like cancer cells yeah.

It's not difficult life lesson. How do you even stick your finger up? Your ear that far it's not an ear. I don't think that's an ear. I think that's someone's butthole he's trying to get the prostate.

Oh, this is what the the gastroenterologist do. The proctologist. You know all right. You don't have cancer buddy.

Remember when you told me you liked my eyes. The other way i was really happy, please accept this gift cool. Now she got an extra hole. I could use you sick sauce.

I bet there's like some hentai, where they like do that. You know, please don't and then like where the girl likes it too beauty and the beast half thor. Bjornsson is literally four times the size of his wife, chelsea henson, a 440 pounds versus 110 pounds, we're all thinking it like an angel on top of a christmas tree. I believe he uses her as a condom to a larger woman.

Wow. That's that's a metaphor. If i've ever seen one what, if right, yeah what if he has literally like a three-inch piece, people think that he's all big tell us his penis size. We need to that's a little disturbing all right, some girls waiting for the train in some interesting outfits.

What happens if they fart 20 minutes later, they get a little neck spritz of the devil's perfume wait. Is that really how that works? So then, during x, where does the fart go? Maybe like the fart goes back in and then like? The first is happening and then their balls explode. No their ovaries explode. Wow, you can.

You can actually see the reflection of the entire room in that. What is it about like latex, dude, latex? Allergies are a thing. I don't love them that much all right. That's it for cursed comments smash like if you also believe that the fart goes straight up back into your butt and it explodes either your testicles or your uterus, we're getting no likes because everyone will be like who believes that all right.

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