Right today. We're checking out our memes. But if you close your emotional damage damage emotional damage. My dog when i tell him he can't have the boiling on my stove that he's begging for i know i just look at her and feel like it's gonna hurt you like you don't understand yeah.

It's kind of terrifying cooking with a dog around. But you pull out the sheet tray from the oven. Yeah. I want that you also want to burn your paws.

I gave her an ice cube today did you like it yeah. She liked it she took the ice cube in actually. I think dogs like ice cubes. Yeah.

She walked into the living room. Where she sucked on it for a while as long as she doesn't choke. I think kids do this too though. But mother why can't i drink clorox.

I mean well you can still feed it to him you know and then just let him learn wow they gotta learn the harsh realities of life you know boiling water doesn't taste that good me as a kid seeing a scary movie and getting afraid of the dark. Me as an adult. Seeing my electric bill and getting afraid of the light. That's why you just don't check your electric bill just set it to auto pay don't worry about it financially responsible to not check anything yeah do you even know how much your electric bill is i don't look at it do you know i refuse to work no idea look if you don't see it does it really exist can they really take your money yes easy checkmate.

I know what i'm doing. What i'm doing. Okay. Oh.

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Little. See. The true winner is not one who plays by the rules and one who makes their own rules to win. When you walk past your mom who is in a bad mood and accidentally triggers a two hours long unskippable cutscene and if you choose the wrong option it will give you an extra 30 minutes.

But it's for the story and the plot that's why you're trying to find like a way to like skip past that mpc h2o. I mean he's having a good time i mean this is technically correct like oxygen's got the goods and hydrogen's like really attracted to it that's why it sticks around and so oxygen is like empty what can i say sound subtitles normally size sound subtitles and stranger things ominous sinister wet squelching gurgling sound i feel like it kind of like breaks the immersion whenever they have subtitles like this i don't need to see like the literal translation. I guess it's like when they say um he just stood there menacingly mom after putting everyone else in a bad mood. Because she was in one.

I what kind of mother was too kind dude. What kind of mothers do this oh a lot of them all kinds of mothers. I mean i think that's just like a lot of people in general. Too you know if they're in a bad mood.

Then they just can't help. But to like be confrontational about everything or maybe. I'm just projecting youtuber. So guys look at this ak footage and see how nice it looks meanwhile.

Me watching at 144p 44p. How bad is your internet. If it ends up what if you squeeze your eyes. It does look ak.

What doctor how old are you me 21 next week. Wow you're optimistic hmm. What do you mean optimistic. I just stated a fact sir unless you're staying optimistic because i'm not going to be alive.

That's really bravery to say considering you have terminal 5 cancer stage. 5. When you use your friend's glasses just for fun. But you actually feel comfortable with it this never happened to me whenever i put on someone else's glasses.

It's like jesus christ no it hurts. I'm supposed to wear glasses too i was prescribed when i was a kid never wore it i still better than jesus. You have a weird way of flexing glasses. Only a week in you my sister's an optometrist.

Too don't tell her i said that woman accidentally does maths people wanted this she's a witch a witch killer oh no she shows signs of normal functioning brain human function women are meant to be in the kitchen back then and raising my offspring nine year old me i'm gonna work super hard so i could buy a house one day the housing market one day. I mean he's happy about it yeah. I mean it's kind of sad like the only way our generation can really afford houses is when our parents pass and then give them because like house are people supposed to afford houses. They just keep living in apartments.

And this house still probably costs like 200 000. Just to be a snail when my mom checks out some of her son's video games. And sees. A woman who is dressed inappropriately wait till.

Your mom sees my youtube channel every trade walker god i hate my job heavy equipment operators. Yeah honestly i feel like they have like the funnest jobs ever are you like who doesn't want to operate a cream. I mean sure just not that easy. But just it seems so fun on the outside.

Okay. I want to try that like the amount of power. You have to around genie you have three wishes me. I would want to become my rich.

Neighbor's son. Okay you still have three wishes wait a second papa. I thought my papa went out for milk years ago. His mother's a the rich neighbor son.

Always gets a cool right the latest clothes best spikes. The latest milk doctor you have cancer and alzheimer's patients at least. I don't have cancer. Oh that's so sad that's the worst right yeah.

This isn't even like a meme. This is like a reality. I'm pretty sure this happens to a lot of people enjoy your teenage years they are the best years of your life. Yeah.

I know i don't really agree with that i'm only at the camp that adulthood is nice. But then like you see everybody else saying that adulthood sucks and now they're saying that like teenage years suck. So. I'm like reddit make up your mind like does it suck being a teenager or does it suck being an adult.

Because you can't say that they both suck enjoy your five year old years. They're the best your elementary school years pre school years. They expect you to play and sleep. And i'm like oh.

My god i could do that but once you start entering elementary that's when they're like you should learn how to do like you're so masked can you start memorizing stuff. I'm like no no i think reddit just hates life in general and we're just living in misery till. The last breath. We breathe just be a dog my dad from across the room.

When he hears that something has to be installed around the house. So they finally something to do when the wife's like the paint got chipped again dad's like what's that honey did you have the paint colored can i'll be right back on vida home depot look at that girl over there. But don't make it too obvious. My friend people are always like telling you look at stuff.

But don't make it obvious just like how how do you do that okay for example tell me to look at somewhere look at the poster behind you exactly there's no inconceivable. But there's a difference from that and like don't make it too obvious star wars fan when you ask why every planet and moon in the series has the same gravitational pull as earth and why characters don't need special breathing tools. Because it's fantasy. There's a difference between like sci fi.

And just phi. It's more about the story. The characters my crush tells her friends. She's being stalked.

Me who follows her everywhere. She goes and has never seen us talk you're like what about where did i miss it not my queen. How could i let this happen to see my queen he goes in the back. I can't be the stalker minecraft.

Speedrunner is setting a new world record. Okay. The pe teacher after joining the losing side in the friendly game of dodgeball dude in elementary school. I'm not joking the pe teacher did look jack like john cena and he started punting kids.

Yeah mine didn't even play really he's allowed to play that's what i thought too. But he's like all right kids like i'm gonna join the losing team because like and then it's not fair because he'd like murder us. Pixar deletes toy story. 2.

By mistake before release that one employee who had saved the movie to her computer. No way most of them delete an entire movie wouldn't they have like multiple copies and minimum like saved to the clown pov you're going through a big sad oh my god what is this like transformers marvel entrance. What is this i i don't know i think it's going to be amazing. Though ah yes japanese haagen dazs.

See how they're made how bad is the sadness. It's like it's level three saturn. They're like push the button. And then oh.

It's is this like prevent people from like eating if if it's not like a dire situation. It is such an event that they just give you the entire tub of ice cream. It is big sad day it is the ultimate cure to depression at the cost of 850 so happiness at just 850 calories dude. Just starve the day and then eat that or have that for one year.

It's one meal. Yeah you're good me pisses in the toilet. My dog wondering why i keep marking my territory in the same small ass room every day. Does your dog scare you when you piss do you let him in have you lit einen well yes.

No okay. I'm afraid that iron will like try and drink. My piss you know like she'll see let's see it as like liquid should be like oh is that like a lemon gatorade here standing up. Yeah.

So i don't want her to take it as like an invitation to use my pieces like a water fountain and the reason. I know this is because i actually did try and piss with her once and she tried to drink it i was like no stop when you're scared of flying. So decide to drive to australians. I got to see them kangaroos.

I gotta see what it's like down under i go that's actually terrifying because like that car is perfectly fine like holy well that car is fine. Because he doesn't want to go to australia his friend wants to go okay threaten. The wild sedan will completely submerge itself like everyone you can't make fun of disabled people. The wheelchair foundation.

Oh. My god they have the high ground. It's a wheelchair foundation. But you're not allowed to come here.

If you have a wheelchair. It's inaccessible by the very people they founded. We'll just stand up here. And laugh at the fact that you're you need a wheelchair and that we have all the wheelchairs up here.

But you'll never get to it him i take my coffee like i take my woman. Me realizing he grinds up his coffee and keeps it in the freezer. Oh that serial killer well i mean. That's how you store.

This coffee. Because it keeps it fresh. But also accessible for a long time like it does bodies right keeps the females fresh as well for your consumption. Vikings.

When they named an island covered 90 ice cream good one isn't it because they're gonna spring like it actually gets green or is it actually just always ice. It's got to be green at some point right. I mean grilling sounds really nice right it sounds like a really fantastical world with just i just. Imagine beautiful forests and just springtime.

All year. When you're just chilling on an iceberg in 1912. And your phone gets connected to titanic's wi fi at full bars. They had like wi fi back.

In the day. Why would a penguin have a problem with whatever the titanic should as i didn't have wi fi was it like years 2000. It was 1912. Oh.

My god sorry so the movie was 2000. The titanic in 1912. Is what i mean yes yes no i don't think they had wi fi henry me can i bring a gun in the library. The librarian what no me what if i put a silencer on it yes.

The librarian because you know as long as you care size is quiet wanda your children aren't real. He finished on your face and you've been carrying it around for three years take a shower. Oh that's my favorite actor elizabeth olsen. Yeah yeah.

Why is she your favorite actress. Because she played um wanda in what in one division. Oh yeah what's your superpower. I'm getting finished all right that's gonna be it for memes leave a like if you're wondering where this version of one division is may you all have a beautiful day or night or afternoon and i will see you in the next video peace.