Genie, no! No! No! Yes! Yes, i wanted to do like a cool entrance of yes, that's right! We're doing. Today, man jumps through car window to try stopping it before it hits the houses. Well, that sounds like a movie. Oh no! Oh, he actually stopped it.

Wait. How oh break? Oh! Is there nobody in that car? Oh god! Imagine if, like he wasn't able to stop it yeah those houses would have been like no. No, he would have like risked his life like he would have died yeah. He would have been crushed.

You get nothing, you lose good day, sir. Oh, the poor turtle say what the man good day, sir good day he's just like: oh okay, yeah, it's probably literally the fastest a turtle can move right. Yeah he's probably like spraying, his mom he's so sad. His arms spread, this man was accused of keeping him baby in a cage.

Okay, this is nico having a temper tantrum, getting ready for a show, and now she just said: why are you crying? Are you done? That has to be a kid right. This is what i go through: there's no animal. That sounds like that. People think i have a crying baby up here.

I'll look at this really! You are such a baby. How the are now people are coming in because you were crying because i am baby. That's really creepy dude that bird's a dick he's just like dad reflex. Why does dad need to save this she's too old? Oh, what a chimp he's like that's good beer! I can't waste it now he's kind of regretting it probably like went up his nostrils yeah, but it's for the glory of the moment.

You know you just got ta bear with it. What a catch um! Oh, oh! It's like he's like story. You know, like the hammer, comes towards the music. I don't know it feels like the umbrella's, like, oh my god, walk in the desk like no.

This guy found a prairie dog drowning in his pool and brought him back to life. Give him like your mouth to mouth. You know like even again, he needs something everything's getting better. No dude he's he's got like no more color left to him.

There you go, you can do it. Take it. Oh, my god, he looks like he's. It's like life.

Has been, he still doesn't seem very uh very well. To be honest, he still looks like he's about to die in the next stage, one of like drug rehabilitation yeah it's gon na slip. Oh, oh! No! No! No! Hey! The stairs are like. Why wait? Why not get there quicker like it's like there? You go, there's the view good stuff to get your tick tock a bloody hockey fight is about to erupt.

Hopefully, no one will lose a tooth. Well, they don't even have their sticks. That's going to straighten a brawl! Oh wow, do you think hockey players can become like figure skaters right? No, this is giving me strong euro nice vibes. No, no! No! No! No! No! No! No, like they're, so good at like navigating the ice for the sport like.

Why couldn't they do that in? Like a more romantic gesture, what do you think figure skating is henry lager survives a barber chair, a tree that splits and kicks out into random directions instead of falling as intended yeah? No, i do not want to be a holy crap - oh god, oh god, wow. This guy broke out into like seven different directions at once and he's still looking back the whole time well because he has to know which way you can tell he's he's done this many times, but even then there's there's still no guarantee like he still could have Very easily died here, yeah, but nature wanted him to live on, to kill more trees. Apparently he never gave up um the wrong way. Yeah he's like wait.

Give me a second, oh. No, it's still the wrong way, not now one more time. One more time. Yeah there you go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait, yes, dude that cameraman was patient and so patient he's like the game, started.

Wow. Please get your blanket together. Clerk saves a toddler that falls off a counter. Why would you let your kid play on the counter? Oh, is that moist critical, yeah yeah? That's what i'm talking about little guy barely escapes two raccoons.

Oh, how come crocodiles are so chill sometimes and the other time they're. Just like he's not trying to be true. He's trying to sneak up to his prey, but he failed, and now his mom's gon na make fun of him for failing to catch prey and he's like a fine example of tunnel vision. That is a really high quality dash kim wait.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah he's just uh, okay, he's, probably just dozing off, like he's, probably just looking at the back of that car and just like, following along fascinated by the ass of that car yeah like that car, that's got a nice ass. Yes, it's fine! Everything's, fine, how we didn't lose every anything. Let's just let's just go back home and uh pick up these groceries, huh yeah she could have died. The things could have died.

Maine falls on tracks in nyc. Oh god is the train coming down? What happened? Is he? Okay, oh god, maybe he passed because he fell right, so he hit his head. Cops will lift them up right. I don't know.

Well, there's several! Oh the lights are coming. Yeah is that is that the train should be fine, get up. Hey perfect timing for the train car crash saves family crossing the street. Oh, oh, that car is like no nay you hold.

I like how there's they're still running even after that, because they're just so like jacked up on adrenaline the guy, knowing he'll, be made flat in a few seconds. I think he's still got him at the end. He couldn't escape it just like wait. Why am i sliding down so slow? Why is he coming so fast it all right she? How about we do? Yes? Yes, yes, no! How about? Yes? Yes! Yes! Yes, just it's time to stop with that joke.

Now all the hormones of like the dopamines, you know, have the greatest dopamine it's time to stop with that joke. It's time to stop asking me that question though. Okay, thank you mayor for bringing us water where's that water coming from what the was that brother. Did you even see that? Did he not notice what the just came? What was that? Is that a piece of, or is that, like a mouse, i don't wan na know, i was a rat, i'm pretty sure a turd is worse right, a dead rat henry! My fish had a baby dalmatian molly about to have a fry come on, get it out.

Let's go. Is she going to eat? He looks kind of stupid, it's so small. It's not food. What the this is, why he's doing it like in the corner of the fish tank, because he knows these are going to eat them? Oh and it got eaten.

No. I like this guy's commentary, though i feel like i'm watching like a sports game, get it kill it. Oh, oh! No! Oh! No, that one's a little too big he's like spiders, no yeah. I thought cats were like they don't care that they'll kill any spiders.

That's too bad because that one's a little too big huh he's like no no get it away from me, throwing garbage directly into a dump truck. Oh he's, gon na fall. Oh, i feel like there's a lesson somewhere here like don't be lazy, but it could have worked if you just like the last one. The lesson is: who is the true trash here? The bag or the man very deep, self-solving rubik's, cube oh come on.

Is that really a rubik's cube there you go, the rubik's cube is doing this on purpose. The ai came alive and it's like. I will torture this woman, that's not a rubik's cube. Well, it's a very simplified version of a rubik's cube yeah, which makes it not a rubik's cube.

This is like your kid being. Like i ain't you a parrot, you know with his hands: that's not a real parrot son! It's a lot of macaroni! Okay! Sure! I guess it says: yeah, that's that's satisfying yeah! It's! Oh! Oh! I didn't know he was actually trying to make the mac and cheese the perfect cringe. I mean crime, whoa whoa! Oh you try to rob them. I think so.

Yeah, oh no! And how come all banks don't have this? This is actually like really cool wait. That means he could have gone out. This was a really fancy bank. You think they have like a like a way to lock it from the outside as well right right, yeah how'd.

It i think he forgot to pull. Oh, he didn't try to pull yeah, but it does open if you pull it yeah right, because if you lock a door, it's locked on both sides, you can't just open it. Oh, that's clever it just it paints itself, yeah and really evenly as well. That's so cool! It's really beautiful as well! Oh wow, and you can oh what oh okay, i'm confused what it only looked cool because it was spinning, but why did it not look? Cool? Did it not apply evenly, it didn't apply evenly.

No, it's probably different amounts of pressure. Ew ew, it looks diseased, oh my god. Louise no, it looks like one of those color blind tests. Okay, mr reeves.

We can only do the shot once it takes 12 hours to set up the charges correctly and we have a limited number of pillars. This one shot will be worth 1.2 million. Are you ready? Oh no, that was that really 1.2 million dollars just down the drain. I remember that scene.

Those were like my favorite, like one of my favorite scenes. It's a shame that that's how it started. Huh throwback when my parents surprised me with my cat that ran away for two months. Oh completely, just ignores her.

Oh okay, here's the thing! Maybe you should let that cat go because that cat really doesn't want to be in here yeah holy crap. He will never recover from that. Oh boy, that's that's! Very tall! That's not safe! He's going to die! Someone tell them that this wasn't a good idea. Please tell me that he's fine he'll just grab onto that thing, that's it.

Let's just end the video right here, video done he was fine yeah, they pull down his pants. Oh no and everyone saw his dong. The title makes sense now huh he actually will not recover from that. I thought it was gon na be like a physical injury, but this might even be worse than a physical injury, mental, oh, oh my god.

I felt that, like you, could legitimately see the moment when he got impaled like it took some effort to like really slide. You know out of that. Oh okay, it's a guarantee! Okay, so i'm pretty sure, like my god men's buttholes. Aren't that loose that that it just like go in there and you know, like my butthole, wouldn't, would never let anything get in there like that, you let other things get in there.

What are you talking about? No, no, no idea where my bra is to be honest. Doesn't italy have a a beautiful national anthem? This is the national anthem. Right now i've been pavolvia conditioned to be like this. Song is safety.

This song is nice. I feel so proud of the talents and i'm not even italian, but what? What a great country right, what a beautiful country and they make stuff like lamborghinis, right and pasta. I love pasta pizza, all right, that's it for yesterday's! No no consider subscribing to the channel and we will deliver a pizza to your house. Oh my god, you don't look too good all right! Thank you! So much for watching we'll see you next time all right! Thank you! So peace.