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Can you imagine going into a Jimmy John trying to eat a sandwich? but that's happening Henry What You know how you order from Jimmy John's all the time Yeah I Think we got to go to the store? Yeah, what about this? Don't you hate it when your ladder just starts running away from you? Oh okay I mean at least you didn't Oh okay, yeah, that sucks. He killed itself. Would you love these rides? No. What can go wrong? Oh to wash your legs Oh Oh I Thought that was a like a kid that literally fell, someone locked their bike to my bike and now I can't use it like soul mates.

Yeah, but that's not really soul mates. that's like imprisonment. Yeah, this is what you do to your crush rate. Like you figure out her schedule, you figure out where she Parks her bike and then you park it next to hers and you lock it and you're like oh shoot, oh my bad I didn't mean to do that now I Guess you know we gotta like figure this out.

You know, maybe we could go back to my place, discuss this a little bit and then maybe And then she's like sir, you just need to put your key in there. There's no going back anywhere. You just need to give me the key to your lock baby. You might and you're locked in your vagina.

How did you manage to get a girlfriend? Dude I Don't know you ask yourself, you're a lasagna Steve Just FYI it was a gift from a friend because my mom died this week. Happy New Year I Hope the cheese of that lasagna curdle in your stomach and gave you the shits. I Feel like lasagna is one of the best gifts? you know? because it just takes so much love, care and attention to make. It's like it means that person took the time to make some food for you.

Security caught camera, caught my son and husband ruining my family. Oh at this doesn't suck. This is just kind of wholesome. but it does kind of suck.

Technically that was a dad. Dad was the one who should have kicked. Yeah, he did kick. Dad I Just defended myself.

find some red paint on my car the same color of my neighbor's newly painted fence? Oh no yeah, that is not cool. That's so far away. They must have like you know, like it's called overspray coming out sprayed wool and insurance policy. Wow Thank God They're redditers who are like clay bar and polishing compound or just like scrub it down.

don't worry I'm a terrible Baker But I Wanted to surprise my wife with a fresh loaf of bread. Everything was looking great until I Cut into it yo that is. you really are a terrible Baker densest bread I've ever seen. yeah dude.

like kinds of making bread and like she doesn't know what she's doing and it comes out really dense but like not that dense while also being literally empty inside. walking in my garden only to find the neighbor's house Flames he's the fire people are gonna come Yeah, Are there gonna be any firemen? spider fighting? It's a Strangely Beautiful shot too the green grass on the beautiful blue sky with the red counter with the counter of like Satan's flames in the background. just it's the perfect RGB The jeans I ordered versus what I got I ordered those jeans Henry you had the exact same pair. that's a crime chance you had the exact same ones.

Okay, it didn't look like that it did. It did also like it was cool back like five years ago. So now you're defending. Oh those jeans are better I Think that website did you a favor my man.

Yeah! South Korean Airline Ashiana had a door open mid-flight People are sitting there. Yes! Henry that's the emergency exit. Oh it's not gonna fly out I Guess it's pretty cool because it's like oh my gosh. Well Henry that's to see outside the place.

Okay well I would rather not bolt in my popsicle. What do you mean bolt like a steel? Yeah, like a full-on steel Bolt s do I swear to God this with like the time I had an HDMI port in like my Chipotle like I don't understand How do these things get in here? Yeah, so aren't you like one of those people that like bite into popsicles? you don't like suck on them. you kind of bite into it. No, you bite popsicles? No I don't Yeah you do.

Lady at the plasma center wasn't having a good day. What the flip are those? Burns or are those like bruising? Why does she look like a yam? Marrying my sister and my brother-in-law today forgot to allow everyone to sit Oh I Thought he married both his sister and his brother-in-law at the same time, offers opportunities for sharing and growth as well as a physical and emotional connection. During a lifetime of partnership, everyone can be seated. Sorry guys, how do you see the audience First timer, They don't show the audience.

Oh it's because when they like walk down the aisle everyone has to get up. You don't have oh yeah they do ask you to get up. but then I thought everyone was just supposed to automatically sit like once they're the front. Yeah, yeah, right, that's what I'm saying.

You should have marry your sister or your brother-in-law too. Certainly not both. Last week my fiance spent our rainy day fun to amputate this rabbit's broken foot. Today it dislocated its shoulder.

Dude, why does it look like somebody ripped him in a half? Yeah, that's that's why it freaked me out because I was like my dog somehow got trapped in my laundry room and on the floor and walked around in it all night long. I Need to know. Well I don't want to know the smells. You know what's stupid.

like how come dogs can't be aware that that is and that they shouldn't step on it. There's plenty of ground around that. Why do you need to step directly in the well? They've got four limbs. They're like oh I can't keep track of it all.

What a great time to do Barbecue Spider I Swear. Oh I Swear to God oh this is a rodent. Oh dude. I Love the mother.

Possums look like like is she shocked that you would use the gorilla? It's like excuse me today I Learned not to leave a clear bottle of water in my car on a hot, sunny day. Dude. I thought that was a beagle. The water bottle did this.

Yeah, the water. It's exploded. Wait though work. so there you can see it's reflects, the light starting to form, starting to burn straight through.

Oh my. God Oh my dog. after only five minutes in the woods. Yikes! dude.

wait are those parasites or what? I didn't know like dogs could like get bumps like that. How do you stop him from like scratching that? He can't scratch that. He doesn't just suddenly get up and go like dude. Whoa oh no wait no I got confused because you know how whenever someone does AI of you it looks like that and so I was like Henry why are you on here? This is bullsh Okay, no suit has that kind of fit.

If it fit like that, that would be the most uncomfortable in the world. It would rip the moment you lifted your arm and you what? I like how that's your main concern. No one exists that looks like this. Okay, would you date him Genie you want to date him? why are you asking me asking these questions? Arby's after the second bite it tasted kind of off.

I Love watching people eat raw chicken breasts. oh my. God This is like when you grill chicken and then I was like hmm okay it didn't look like that. Jesus Christ I Feel like this is what you get for getting landed chicken at Arby's yeah, why don't you get this? You get like roast beef.

Oh sorry. roast beef shredded steak water pipe burst and destroyed this house. Nice just giving it a nice good gentle wash. This house is like thing.

Got a three hour flight and it's empty. Oh no yo this is why you always check. This is why you get rake hunts and you get multiple a sphere and the bear use code mxr nice Crocs Nice! What? What? Decided to make a quesadilla for lunch as soon as I was finished cooking. Wormy jumped onto the stove.

Oh my. God ouch on my honeymoon in Hawaii And turns out I got ringworm from the armrest on my plane. What? There's a worm inside of him? Or it's just shaped like a worm. It's just shaped.

Oh so it's not that bad. Yeah, it's just a fungus. you know. Like can you imagine? There's like a circle of a worm and then it starts moving, starts moving inside.

You couldn't get out of my driveway this morning. I Had the car towed and now my neighbor is pissed. Wow, that's just straight dead center. I Mean you can't really? Park Like this on accident.

She either drove home hammered, drunk or just didn't care. Sucks to suck. It's not even like oh oh no, like accidentally the last quarter of my car is kind of blocking your driveway but haha I didn't notice. This is just like a big you you're not getting out.

Well it now makes sense why. I'm always extremely uncomfortable everywhere. all the time. Everything everywhere.

all at once. You're allergic to it all. Is he like super allergic to everything on this side? or yeah? I gotta go I Gotta know what's in column D The column D's like water. Yeah, maybe he's just allergic to like water.

He's just joking. Oh like I was literally just joking. Yeah. I'm allergic to exertion, sweat, heat, some kind of body change we haven't determine.

Yeah I have the same thing. Dude, Dude play the same thing. My co-worker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter. Holy can you like chop a head off with that? Because I feel like our bone is softer than metal right? then? you'd probably be able to like slide somebody's head off.

My car broke down this morning on my way to work and had to be towed not five minutes after. I got home, my ceiling collapsed. When it rains, it pours dude I like the archway in your house. it's very cozy.

What? I don't know, but that seems like a Kevin thing. like he everything's destroyed and the first thing someone should be like, no, it's okay, right? But you're just like I like your choice if you take the low road, you're not a victim when they yeah, what do you want? What I want is to deliver a package. If you want it, who's it for Ian never mind. you can pick it up.

hey hey I think this is a FedEx driver like? what do you mean? What would she watch? she's here to deliver a package I've never met a FedEx employee that isn't and give me a reason to say this job 24 7. I Agree. Every delivery driver is always like a moments away from just being like you pick it up. I think we've got squirrels.

Oh it's nuts. Nuts for days. Yeah nuts. Wow.

this was gonna eat fruit from for decades. No. Henry that was for one winter and I want the fattest squirrel to be looking for this? I look oh no. Sideswiped with a month left on my lease.

What is this parking job that is fine? Oh dude, dude, that was what dude. So you did that yourself. Oh that's his car. Yeah okay yeah.

I don't get how people get drunk and all of a sudden become unaware that their car is like at a 45 degree angle in a parking spot because they're very which. I don't care how drunk I am I'm pretty sure I would be able to tell that my card is diagonal shorts touch the floor for fluid. Is it piss or is it water? Is it this or is it called? It could be the woman's bathroom Henry yeah so it could be calm. Oh okay, yeah.

fair enough. The time my boss had us unhook the shelves from the wall, turns out that's what held the shelves up right. Is this is this? GIF lagging? Why is this Jiff lagging? But it's so Crystal Clear Oh my. God Yeah, maybe that's why it's lagging because this is like a 4K drift.

Wait I'm confused. They thought we needed to unhook them to change out the fluorescent light bulbs. Is it your job now to hook them back on? Yes because she's your boss so she's probably gonna be like tells me the salad I bought last night is wow. it's really inflated.

Wait, that's not safe to eat and she would have like ate that in a heartbeat and then proceeded to die. Oh, that's E Coli contamination. But why does it cause the bank to like? Because they have, um E Coli releases gas. But these are veggies.

The veggies have a digestive system like they can fart. What on me? What can we cut this segment out Because we probably look really stupid. Is that not what's happening here? They have E Coli so the veggies are farting inside the bag. Well now I Know Today learning sinks someone tried stealing my car last night.

They failed. Nice job Kia wasn't there with key. like remember someone made like a tick tock that let people steal they found like a hack. Yeah yeah it is.

It is this one Okay. bad job here also Tick Tock Kids Them kids left my bathroom window open for three weeks whilst I was awake and a bird laid a nest in my sink. That's so cool yo! feel free to take my sink man! I Will be happy to supply you with whatever you need. Just remember to leave like a five-star review on the Airbnb site.

Yes, was about to make a salad. Does this have E Coli too? This is the salad fired as well. Oh it's a really big moth. Wait, that's a moss.

Yeah, that's a moth. That's a really big moth. Why the would it be in there? There's no light in there. Damn, that's brutal.

Can you imagine being trapped in a spinach bag? What would you do? Would you like eat the spinach? Probably. And then you'd have to poop. You'd be like trapped in a bag of your own poop. and you'd have to smell it.

All right? that's gonna wrap it up for. Well that sucks. Well that indeed does suck. Well, it sucks that we have to leave you now, but it is what it is.

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