All right, Does anybody want to browse our sips tea? Hello program bro, you suck. Genie I Don't like this. This is degrading towards woman. This is degrading towards some of these men.

They got no stroke. What if they're like being at this on purpose? Where are the female employees? When do they get a shot at this foreign oh my gosh, what a yo yo! This is like the uh to try not to get age restricted challenge. If you let that house look just even all of it, say goodbye to your YouTube channel. Oh no, he'll be okay.

He'll be okay I Believe dude he legit said it Geronimo he didn't let his dreams be dreams. We're gonna see that sign brother read the sign. He just he just needs beer. That's it I Lie I Need beer? Oh can you should put my alcohol wizard please? Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home to prepare for the stress.

What's with that Trope of married couples hating each other. It's so depressing I Hope this never happens I Feel bad for anybody who experiences this. but if Junior were home I'd want to leave the car as soon as possible so I can storm into the house. Okay, every app has some Tick Tock short section.

Now we're probably gonna add something called quick Loads or some they should. Sometimes it only takes like two minutes, but like those shorts are like seven seconds right? So they're gonna make you bust in seven seconds like ah I Like those game ads that are like you won't last five seconds playing this game. Oh now we're really gonna test it. see if it's actually true.

Also like how many people like actually watch a porn video from start to finish like I would like to see like the retention numbers on these things and you just outed himself. as a guy who doesn't finish his poor videos sometimes just like skip to like the good part. like all right nice like somebody's just got things to do. you know this is kind of I Thought a quick one like what be me 21 Super Street Male: Get horny one night and decide to go use the local poll local.

There's a local Glory Hole. Wait halfway through personal other side loans it's a guy in Simone Realize I've been sucking a man's this entire time. My feel when you should have made sure it was a feminine penis. Why would you expect anything else other than a dude's face on the other side? But that's too good to be true for that to happen on the other side.

But where where are these local holes? can you like find it on like the Google Maps and just type in the language you can you try? Yeah, leave a Yelp review. Glory Hole Oh it's just adult stores. The people wait. This one says that there's apples and it's open 24 hours.

Oh there's boy holes in Oregon Oh my God All the one star reviews the lack of customer service. It was clean and see so they do exist. I Went to the People yesterday. The second I walked through the door there's overwhelming smell of fentanyl filling the air.

I Like the response from the owner is like fentanyl is odorless so that is impossible sir you can't smell it. My neighbor to look after my plant while I'm gone. he sent me this. he took your house he played Magic the Gathering with the plant.

oh oh my God this is like what people do when they babysit your dog. That's great when you come back the plant's gonna love him more than you. whether he got extremely sick on Christmas she gets hospitalized doctor tell us she will be here until January 2nd I Take care of my mother and I have to stay in the hospital every night taking care of her. Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for New Year's party at a friend's house because I'll be staying with my mom.

She tells me she's still going without me I think to myself well I don't want her to have a shitty New year so it's okay. Later today basketball calls me hey buddy I Heard that you're staying at the hospital for New Year I Can't do my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate. Oh my God The homie was the real girlfriend the whole time that you got somebody better homie's Over Hoes My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause ain't nobody helped yo but then it just looks like she's eating alone. It feels proud though.

Look at her. Yeah, she's proud of what she's made. Yeah I Know, look at the mac and cheese saying see you next year on December 31st. Corny and annoying.

Everybody hates you. Seriously, this joke sucks saying see you next year on January 31st. Mysterious. Are you going on a long adventure? You may not understand how you use it? Yeah, you gotta keep that mystery.

Wait, Yeah, wait, hold up. This is really a great argument for why you should just say it at the end of January and I'll have to never let them know your next step wait. But if there's a 31st in December there can't be a 31st in January No, there's 31st and 31st. Genie Where did you get this weird rule? Really? What the hell? Oh wait, didn't you guys? I rolled up every other month is 30 and then it's 31st.

I think Genie may not understand how much it is. our Tom and Jerry best friends Tom and Jerry are best friends but Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect Jerry so Tom's owner doesn't replace Tom if a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry I've been hurt before but never like this. It's too deep. they went too far.

but I Don't think Jerry understands because Jerry Drake come up Yeah, that's what I never like Jerry which is awkward I don't know if he's in on it. My cousins are named Tom and Jerry oh my God that's really cute. No no. originally their name was Tom and Jerry but then because their parents like the show because but but the older one was like that and she said I'm gonna be Alex and that's what his name's not Tom oh oh this is for sisu.

be like the frog. look it's that guy who does nothing but heavy squats ew his legs out baby one day I jumped to the stars and then he walks out looks at those like and then he jumps. really it's Wednesday she showed those never Skip Leg Day and jump to the Stars The frog in the first panel looks really cute. Things are cuter when they struggle.

Oh whoa. Top Five: Soviet Leaders ranked by their eyebrows resnev. There's no number two. There's no competing or president that's straight up a bird on his face.

Some people can even grow mustaches that thick man. I've never seen an eyebrow like climb upwards for an inch. You know what? I mean. My boyfriend doesn't have a phone at this moment so I had to email him about what I'm arriving.

Look at this ridiculous email. he writes back lamelle Dear baby I Am saddened by the news of your later arrival. It has been many days since I last saw you and a great anguish sits on my heart. My balls are also very full I shall call you from landline later today, probably after I have finished eating breakfast.

All my love baby! Nothing says romance more than stating that your balls are very full Hefty and weighty? Well, he's giving her updates that she needs to know that pertains. Bountiful Interest me babe out of my purse. Can you bring me my husband who brings the entire purse? Navigating through purses for a man is very confusing and difficult. Okay, there's so many things in there that we just we don't know what they are.

if he's got all of his spells in World of Warcraft hot keyed. he can go through a purse that's not the same, it is. Oh there he goes. There he goes.

whoa whoa oh my. God me eating a piece of fish fish bone in my throat, bendy lady holy you like give her a round of applause. we're just like awkwardly, just walk by a little head tilt like like nice and then leave. or I would try to go under her.

oh no because like do a little limbo. Okay yeah no because like it's so tempting. you're like oh okay, might as well if you pay me fifty dollars I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret. Damn.

I I Now know my new career path. if Twitch doesn't work out Susu would be so good. She still even got a desk layer down so it gets even like oh yeah Susu would look super like dark and mysterious in the back. And then she holds her frog in the other hand just to throw people off even more.

Okay, just follow the instructor. Oh okay. Oh no yeah. the poor woman a little off there.

Oh no, she got it. She got it. Let's do a good job at doing the opposite. Wait, wait, no moving there.

You go there. you go there, you go there, you go. Oh no. she's still came out of sink there.

That was rough right? Oh, have you tried upgrading the Ram oh my. God she's lagging. Invented a new sport. It's kind of like basketball, but instead we're using a 30 pound dumbbell.

Okay, oh I'm did this go wrong. Oh, perfectly cut it. It's gotta be a fake dumbbell, right? He's fine. Sassy balls Again, Sassy Balls laughs foreign thank you Santa we don't want to sin on Christmas Henry's sitting disappointed Henry's an absolutely I don't care this I'm fine.

Okay, and are you sexually active? More embarrassing but I am not. Oh man, would you be upset if your son was like a virgin until he was like 21. Thank God No stress under my roof I Don't want to pay for them extra kids? Who the is gonna stop me from pouring Pop Rocks into my feet? The government cannot control me. Would it still pop though? The pop rocks.

Oh yeah cause it's wet. Does that like feel good though? like when it pops like would you like a bunch of popping hard rocks in your butt? like yeah, that's all I was like do you want me to put it in your what? wait why is there to charge for three thousand dollars to Men's Warehouse me I Have no idea. Don't go outside though. Horse gets tail, three-piece suit looks absolutely dashing.

He really does it does I Love the hat and really puts the look together. This is so classy. she needs to sit teeth, he needs to just get on his hind leg. oh my God this frog throws in Paradise Oh yeah, oh this bugs are stupid bullfrog.

How come the bugs are swarming to him? They have reward fetish. Girlfriend of four years leaves me last week she moved out while I was at work. went into computer room. her desk was completely empty I Sit down and browse the internet for a bit looking at random funny videos.

Hours pass. Find one funny video I Can't stop laughing at hey you have to see that turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here. Why is the tag bag feels good? man. what feels bad news? This feels horrible.

Man: What if there was no girlfriend? oh refuse is crazy I mean we all know how hard it is to get a girlfriend. so it's maybe it just didn't happen. No auto-tune versus autotune versus beat similarity I Love that dance. Oh no, it does sound like that.

It's the same. It does sound strangely Mario-esque Everyone heard that I was like I know what you're doing Nintendo.com Okay laughs. he looks so concerned I said does he want white banana? Is he after my banana like do I need to go buy him a banana. He knows bananas.

This is like a Texan thing to like. wear belts like that. people dress like that here. They do love a man with a big belt buckle the more he holds up.

oh that's not fair. like she's like yeah it's kind of mean it's getting a mid-sentence that's I have a seven second frame on oh my God just pause on the zodiac signs. which one's hotter? What does this have to do with him? Yeah, what? Okay, okay. Scarlett Johansson or Scarlet Witch I guess is the joke Also Scarlett Johansson got a breast reduction.

she did. yeah. Why? I don't know man. no no, we're still trying to figure that out.

That damn smile. my eyes. it's so it's not real. that's a filter Man? wait, that's surreal.

He looks like he was like contact lenses on. Oh it's so it's okay. Totally anime girl. It looks like a Gekko it's a leopard gecko.

Hey Siri show me pictures of leopard geckos Oh Henry will do it. Yay! Thank you! What Return of Jerry is dead Huh? Jerry Come on come on. Jerry Okay I Feel so bad for this moment. Jerry is a menace.

Oh boy your breath smells sorry I'll make sure to brush my teeth. nice breath. oh man. maybe I shouldn't have eaten next before I started recording with you guys sorry oops, that's it for sips tea.

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