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It's got the composition of the plant and then the stool and then this. This is the best photo I've taken to date with the best model you can ask for. Yeah, go get yours today. there's a couple days left I'll remind you again the day of, but seriously, you should still get it. Welcome everyone to the safest video on YouTube Today we're gonna look at cute animal videos for over an hour. This is the day Genie's been waiting for. We are now officially a cute Animal viewing Channel okay that's it. nothing else. okay okay no no tentacles, no hentai. Maybe we'll see some cow booba, some jugs let's pray to God maybe YouTube will like us again. You know what's gonna happen? We're gonna get like a thousand like copyright claims because like people own like these animal videos like heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. he went for a full body soak instead. Oh oh he's so small. Please someone get him like more water. This is just such an aesthetic video in general. like the colors, the lighting man stops to rescue kitten gets ambushed by platoon. oh we got him self. Oh my gosh oh my. God Take us home. we gotta keep him from oh my god oh no. okay oh my gosh. okay how did they last this long without a mom? They kept doing this to people until someone's gonna adopt them. Yeah I would have just took all these holes and then you would die. You literally died. But that's fine. If you ran into this, how much of like a psycho would you have to be to like leave them here? Could a sane person just be like I'm sorry guys I'm leaving and then leave. How about this, If my sane person has a partner that's like hello allergic to cats then no I can't keep no but you would still like send them to a shelter or something right? Meet the newest member of the family Dutch no his name's Arnold I like that Arnold person read it whenever he does he has like 300 000 up votes because he's Arnold and everyone loves him here he wrote dude the Predator Governor Schwarzenegger replies he is that that is so cool. He's like I will go to Reddit and talk with all these fine people that went wrong when he runs for office he has the vote of entirety of Reddit but he runs from Office ever since when he saw Toy Story she shouts I am leaving in a peeks at a room like this oh yeah that's that's too adorable. oh if my kid did that I'd have to melt I'm not gonna lie and I probably tell them I'd be like look kid if you really want to know if they're alive, put a camera in there. Okay but yes it's so cute that like his watches movies and believe it I never believed it. same I give them the one who gives them life bunnies flop over when they feel completely safe. What is wrong with why do they jump? She hops of all fours at once. Whoa wow that thing looks like a demon I like how the dogs like you done you done hopping oh my God and now the coodle. Now they cuddle till the end of time forever and ever and just never leave the bed just like this. The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit. oh, is this a competition? What is he doing? Wait a minute. Okay, hey, he's sad. but honestly, that's the more impressive part besides the sitting. like how do you get your dog to do that? What? And he caught their head s we trained iron to do that I Like when dogs run when they're really excited. they're like, you know, like their headlight goes back first Jesus in Christ Oh my gosh, he's so small I like uh, waking Ein up from nightmares I don't know why but because you feel like you saved her day. but I just imagined her like dreaming about like a ball or something. She's like so excited about the ball. you know what? I mean putting big fat mom said no I Saw 13 kittens that ambushed this man. oh he took them all. They're getting their first bath this morning. of course he took him. How bad would you feel if you took that video and then just left? You're like yeah, you're cute. Give me some uploads on Reddit Okay bye hear my man Scout here with us. we're gonna clean them up a little bit. We got I think 12 of them right here. one of them still running around but all y'all really helped out and gave me some recommendations. So alternative title: waterboarding kitties all right so that I don't get blood on the road I Decided to take him out another way. He was the most efficient way to eliminate 12 kittens. Today is the day we're gonna clean them up. They've been eating really good. Really happy. Uh got a real gentle brush for them and a mixture that y'all recommended that was good and healthy for some kittens. So we got some warm water and oh damn it, the water's very shallow. Yeah, uncomfortable wait. So he's gonna take care of all 13 of them. Yes sir. Robert Oh my gosh. I Can't take y'all Narrator: He took them all. What do you think he'll do after he washes them, take them over the shelter, take them to the back. take out his gun. While showing my three-year-old my game boy I Discovered a picture of my best friend from 1999. I was in a dog I thought he's gonna be like look at my cute friend, that's a boy. Wait, how'd you do that? All these like old consoles just have the weirdest features like you're on the Sony PSP You could like play music even though it was like a game console like you could watch when you said on the PSP Yeah, it was just like why did they feel the need to do that? Nothing will stop the stock from protecting his owner. Oh oh my. God Sometimes I feel like fire like being put away on a gurney like I didn't wouldn't give a no, she would she'd Sniff and be like oh that's what it was and then she step on your balls and then walk up. Yeah this is Tiger He just turned 31. we're told he is oldest cat in the state of Illinois Could I say he might be the oldest cat in the world 31. yeah a cat turns. he's older than me. That's not a cat dog. that's the ancient Egyptian God they are so proud of it I feel like one of them is like come on come on go on show. Mom She'll love it. Oh my God right mom. What? I've never seen a dog show like visible excitement like that. It's not even like a full-size stick. Hey, they tried their best. It's like a micro. Stick Dude a video analysis of the difference between Joel joining Kevin and Kevin joining Joel Joel It's Calvin Calvin Jules Wow. Physics cup. Well that's what you've missed. It's gonna sit on him. It's gonna plot right on top of them. Oh very. Oh no. the cat's gonna do that to the dog. Somebody's plopping on somebody. The dog's smart, he doesn't want to crush. This is why. Like you want to get like a dog and a cat so they can cuddle. Did your dog and your cat cuddle never? Yeah, what's up with that huh? liver. This is the ultimate dream combo when they like like each other and take naps together. How many dogs is Schwarzenegger getting oh my oh my God Hey, the man can't own as many as you as you were. funny. if he just takes you, takes people all right. Let's take it back. There's actually there's a rule against that. Did you see? No lying about ownership I don't think Arnold wants to get banned from RR Oh my God that would be awful awful. His favorite. his favorite bed. What a weird dog. What his vet does. look comfy I wonder if iron would like like her bed more if it were like a comfy one like that. but hers is like one of those indestructible ones, but they don't look very comfy. My daughter's reaction when holding her new baby sister much heavier than the doll she practiced on LOL oh that looks like the face of someone who's like oh man, you're ugly she like um yeah, oh damn did I look like that too? Are you sure this was not defective mother? Every year this mama duck brings her babies to my house and I help her take care of them. This morning I opened my door to 13u peeping fluff balls oh my God Are you the baby daddy so like, what? What do you do for them? You pay for their like um their education child services Child Services Child Protection Services no no like the guy has to pay for the CPS yeah Child Protection Services child support Genie Oh Child Support Thank you Husband! Teddy is going to make a bed frame I Thought it was for a new mattress, it was for the cat. Hey, he's starting with the cats and if anything, you should see your husband's like woodworking at the level and then trust him with your bed frame. it's actually really sick with the side table. It's a lucky cat. He even has like a mini Outlet too. What does the side table even be used for for the cat? There's water when he wakes up. Yeah! my 90 year old neighbor hasn't walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy's weight loss. Oh, she doesn't walked her dog in years. Well, because she's 90.

wow Damn that dog got hacking Shockers yeah but he lost a lot of weight. Wow! Reddit Asked me to recreate the little girl looking for her toys to come to life as a painting. So instead of last night and here it is they came to life. They did! Wow! I Love the art like style and drawing. It's very like old school. Did you show the kid this? He's like let's get a reaction vid Just kidding. start her career, start her career on YouTube Don't please don't everyone needs a friend like number 50. Okay well that that is the kind of friend you want I Like how everyone's like yay like Like stop and watch too. Whoever raised number 50 is like that's my son right there. That's my boy I raised him right tens and now you're intense like I Got this: I Can do it. It's all me baby. Still trying to play my sister my sweater for spaghetti I think he loves it. That's a really cute name for the snake spaghetti. It's actually okay for snake though. I thought they were like cold-blooded rights. You're not actually supposed to make them hot I don't know anything about biology or animals. Stay here. Our cat went missing a year ago. Me and my wife found him while on a bike ride. What it's as soon as he heard my voice, he came running, crying and now my entire year has been made so unbelievably happy. Are you sure that's your cat? How do you know for sure? I'm not another Tabby Is he okay? like living out in the Wilds for a year you know he's like a tough and Street cat. Now this little guy always bring dried seed to trade for some nuts. oh their ears are so yeah. what's up his ears that's so aesthetic. Oh pleasure doing business with you chief. He looks like a mad scientist but he's like potion blew up and he's all frazzled. Now it's kind of rude that he like is eating it and making a mess here. Also like is this trade really worth it? like what is he bringing here cuteness Reddit What is that a dried seed daggy? He's gonna do it for dried seed. Dude, that's what the squirrel thinks like I Don't know why this human wants dried seed but God Damn if she's stupid. She's been with me for 22 years and is still going strong with her hatred of life. She looks so mad. Why does it seem like she wish you weren't here for 22 years? The Apple doesn't fall far. Oh that's a bigger Nightmare How to surreptitiously I Want to watch not getting the kisses? My rescue cat allows me to help him groom. Oh why does the cat let you do that? That's so fascinating. He's like let me let me help you out with some liquid I Mean that makes sense because you know normally cats would do with their paws. So he's like might as well do it with your finger. It's teamwork. They're cooperating together for maximum groomage. I Just like the sound, the sound. it goes like it's actually more dry, not wet. Oh okay, a regular customer's heartwarming reaction to a free cake on her birthday. Oh, she's so touched by the cake. Is it me or is this like one of the most aesthetic like restaurants I've ever seen I agree. She's adorable. Whoa. Four-year-old in Virginia Went outside to play, then came back to the front door with a new friend. Damn lucky kid it's Bambi What does Bambi look a little? um, like he's seen some man because Bambi saw his mom die. he ate the wrong mushroom. The fires today. well lucky. I Guess if you're a kid like the deer like that's okay. let's hang out. What would you do if your kid brought back a deer? see I wish I had a deer. Okay so you would say yes dude and then what the deer should have done is like all right. but I went to your house, we got some cereal. You come to my house now and you mean my mom and the kids show me your Xbox I'll show you my stick systems like Sandra The Orangutan started cleaning her enclosure and washed her hands after observing her caretakers doing this thing. Why are you laughing? He's just like yeah, this is what you're supposed to do yeah I think that's a really smart ring. This is why monkeys are freaking smart. Let me just clean my little tree over here make my place nice and Spiffy does this right and then she just goes. like two years and tons of walks later Shiloh has reached her Target weight with Shiloh before. Dear Lord Shiloh the 300 pound dog. yeah, how does that thing even move? That's why. like the pictures like of him sitting down yeah, probably never got up after that. Is it like really an accomplishment of the dog to lose weight or Is it the accomplishment of the human to finally stop feeding the dog that much because like I don't think he got. She got there by herself right? Yeah she got there because somebody uh gave her a lot of food I'm babysitting my cats my friend's cat and did a Photoshop for her. oh yes I love these edits. The one in the back is contemplative. It's like the meme that like flute player meme. never mind. apparently he's just a crying girl. oh it's right here. Hot girl comes in a band camp, gets a tromboner. okay that's Hill droop when the dog goes. Date left. no oh baby no baby. come back to me. No, the fun times are over. It's time to go back to my miserable existence. Head scratches equals instant golden Smiles I Want a golden? You look so sad? yes could you scritchy owner Good squishies I love this. Oh look at that smoke smell. he's like yeah Henry's the same. he's like bad mood and then I go like can we scratches you go from like this to oh like that I don't like it yeah you're like I'm like no oh it does is like it goes through normal I Really like your nut face Really? Yeah you're like lift like extends out really fine and like has the micro Quivers because your lips are so thin it looks so cute it's the most aren't all like this is Meyer Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he's at work. So cozy. hello hi hey so you disturbing my masturbation session leave me be I Need to go back and wait. My son has loved my cat since the day he was born. She tolerates that love in a way I Never thought possible. What a picture! I Like how cats have to like tolerate the love. It's not like she accepts love, She tolerates it. Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof I Set up a camera this time around. Oh my God oh my God I Love those ears I Think one of those things goes up and then attacks you but they're so cute for now. Have you seen the mama? What did them go? Why did God make Bobcats so cute? they're already training to be Warriors Meanwhile the mom's like can I please wash myself children oh my God this sort of like dry humping the camera Bobby no her face is like really beautiful. It looks like she has makeup on. no like bestiality was she like Henry furry it's called the furry I Knew you're busy but she kind of like low-key really attractive. like I get why? Like girls like dress up as like cat girls in like for Halloween and stuff You know her children are right there. Stop ping on her. What happens when you have heat? oh my. God they're all dead, pan over more and you see people on the floor, keyboard and working. Okay, no that's actually you fell for it. Yeah, really, really smart. Why is it that they like keyboards so much? It's where your hands are. Maybe she like put her hands on there and then she sat down. It's like huh? Psych moves her hands. Mom was fed up with this girl stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder. He's trying so hard. You're right kid. He's like this isn't working. this is life now because I'll just slowly slide down. but doesn't that oil stick on? So isn't he permanently? Like kind of screwed until he can wash it off. he's permanently lubricated. Yes. yeah. so like let's say he's trying to climb a tree and he's like oh no I can't because just to see what the poor squirrel lubed up over excited fan finally meets Hugh Jackman and can't control himself? Oh hell yeah dude, he's he's getting everything. Wait Hugh Jackman Yeah yeah. I guess he just made this kid's entire lifetime. Would it be sad if none of that was recording? You must have like busted an internal nut when he did the Wolverine thing right in front of him. Live. He's a real Hugh Jackman The pants. Oh Oh good. Boy got the photo of 10 out of 10. oh he's like I'm at a gum retrievers. just get like the biggest Smiles isn't it actual hot dog? You gave him a whole hot dog. Yes Damn we really swung. especially with like a a baseball hot dog. Dude those things cost like 15 for a dog. Is it cannibalism huh? Because it's a dog. Oh okay. see of course some other Reddit dad coming in with the stupid dad joke Henry's like I was a first dad back out here. came for a dog and left with him. Yeah he said take me. take me now. You must take me home Human, You will choose me. You don't understand. This is the workings and I figured it out I am the one you're taking home. number 10 Me: yeah, how could you not take that home? That's one of the most prettiest, cutest cats I've seen. There is a child where you put your hand near your dog like you're going to pet them, but you don't actually pet them. Someone tried it on their bird and it was adorable I've seen that I Don't think iron would care, right? She doesn't care for her pets. No, yeah, she's like, oh, that's nice. Where's the food? Yeah? I'm waiting. So are you gonna do anything patiently waiting I know it's fine I got you I got you fam I'll finish the rest for you. How as soon as you close your eyes and pleasure what like they can have pleasure like right? Yeah, this baby having a full conversation with Daddy no okay, that's the last one. How does he know what he's saying I don't think he does I think the baby's just copying like mimicking his dad. So I was wondering I don't know what they're gonna do next season. Exactly what I was thinking oh yeah yeah, this kid's like this is the greatest conversation that's happened of all time. This is so wholesome. What a great dad. Great dad. Yeah they do see when you're talking with a baby kind of talk like how he does. yeah talk like a normal yeah, just talk like you're talking with a friend. but don't go like oh you only knew you know I talked to my kid like he was a normal person. That's how I talked to iron too yeah Pure Life Hi dog, hello dog, how's your day been for me I'd be like one of scriptures. thank you so much but you're like you like this so much. you like that I mean yeah, you like this. You do do that like yeah baby and you're just like you like that I like that. this is how they sleep every night. Oh, they're gonna have a three-way huh? cat's gonna get pancaked between them. Oh wow, what a trio thruple. Goals: Dude, this cat gets the comfiest position sandwich between two dogos. So it does get even better. Hun Not just a cat and a dog, but two two dogs. One can can someone up this with two dogs and two cats? No no. two two cat, one bird, one bird. The bird just flies in, lands on the cat's head and then goes staying in an Airbnb and I walk up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review. Unless you're allergic, then negative fiber, then Henry's like I'm dead sing happy birthday with sign language for their deaf custodian. Why no audio Henry What? Henry Because he's deaf. Yes, they're using sign language anyway, so it would be just a bunch of like. but I Want to hear the silence Turtles Helping each other in times of need. Okay I got you bro I got you? No No I got you bro. Stop talking No I got you. Yeah, that's how Turtles survived, right? They evolved to do this to what spin I'm confused, no deceive other Turtles see but it's gonna be like hard-coded into their DNA like if I had two turtles I'd flip one of them over, make him struggle and watch the other one. Save them, watch the other one leave them. I Think my cat on adventures but he just sleeps straight through them. Wow that's a beautiful place. Cat doesn't give a the where am I where's this place he is like wait wait where Why'd you take me out in the middle of the water? Hate this. Take me back to my bed Charlie He was my sober gift to myself. 130 days alcohol free. Wow! all thanks to Charlie Let's Go Charlie Let's Go wait. Does that mean that the day he drinks alcohol does Charlie get thrown out because he's like oh you ain't sober no more and so no more so you can't drink alcohol you lose Charlie if you drink the alcohol dude Henry would have lost Charlie a day two. See what I've lost some Day one, yeah I know I'm just kidding I would never how long if someone said the moment you drink alcohol you lose, you'll lose iron starting from after today. oh yeah, when's the next time you would drink 12. I'm just kidding. you'd lose her in one minute. Yeah! Kiss my best friend to see what would happen. This is what I want. but then I just either bites my face off or tongues of my mouth. Oh my gosh. it starts with the looks and then goes to the bite I was like whoa whoa whoa. So it's going for the rough, bites the tongue in the mouth. just everything. Mine's naughty. 14 elephants broken, fell asleep in the nearby. Tea Garden Dude, that's so dangerous. This guy's gonna have the craziest hangover tomorrow. That's rough this is Ben he has a beer. they're like that's not a dog. All right, that's it for the safest video on YouTube Watch is still somehow get us straight from this. Make sure to leave a like on this video if you aren't I got some so much. No, if you missed it, you missed it. If we get 50 000 likes Genie has to do it again. Okay I'll do it on command if we get 50 000 likes. Okay, all right, thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace to the ground I think so much.

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