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I don't know what time it is and is it important my dad after he realizes i left the lights on in my room during our two week, i'll, never financially recover from this coral. I had a mini panic attack when i came back because the computer was on oh yeah. That was me. Did you turn it off yeah? No! No! I left it on by actually how long for, like many days - oh my god, henry katie bowman next to the five petabytes 5 million 242 880 gigabytes of data that was necessary to process the first image of a black hole me who has the same photo in My old samsung phone here i will do you one better? Oh, oh, oh! What's this, i can pull up multiple images of it too.

If you want to see a black hole, i just pulled down my pants. Don't need a phone for that when you make good progress on the game with no autosave and you notice the loading screen taking longer than usual. No, this is like uh when you mod skyrim and all the loading screens like take forever you're, never sure. If they're ever gon na complete either wait.

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Oh, they went that way. Thank you, sir, and he's chasing after them. That's beautiful they communicated just through a gates. We don't.

We don't need language to communicate. It's just like how i can communicate with genie. Without any words you got to do like body motions. I don't know what you're saying golf golf.

What about it? That's just charades honestly, jim carrey contorting, his own skeletal structure to make a facial expression. Try try containing your face. I have no facial control. Honestly, you shouldn't ask me: genie: has facial control shut out your jaw, somebody in the background's struggling with their life? The cameraman? Oh, oh, i mean what what is he gon na? Do you know interrupt the newscast, be a decent person, help them out? No, it's just too entertaining, and you know it's gon na entertain everybody.

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I remember this. This is like the greatest thing that ever happened. When you were a kid, i need to watch this episode. I understand this was like the greatest day of my life, it's like when you're able to like catch this episode on tv, like you know, like god, was, was looking down on you that day, normal kids.

We need to follow the rules, so we don't get into trouble the principles kid you know. I don't agree. I think the principles kid had it even harder. Yeah, that's true yeah.

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Once again, i'm sorry it was supposed to be me. Have you seen them in the mess yeah? Why do they call it universe because they're definitely not like the greatest from the universe yeah both of you to assume that there are no other life forms. Nowhere there's far more, you never know man. Those aliens could have like that's nice.

For all. We know. Okay, that'd be terrifying to see me and my friend trying to give her presentation in the class in her second language. Give me that the does this.

That's true like in spanish, when we're trying to give presentations, we have cards and we'd be like uh. Just get the dondeya style, ambergees uh i mean you could still read it. You just don't know what it means so just say it. Neither people cry.

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Yeah. I've definitely done that before people yeah clear the whole window you're, like i don't know, got time. If you live on the east coast, you've done that and you're like. I don't need that.

I don't need the passenger side windshields like um sir 16 year old me when i can't play video games all day 26 year old me when i can play video games for an hour, yeah yeah. Take me back to skyrim. Oh my gosh. This is so me like if i could scale one hour: that's like sufficient! Now you know it's crazy back when you're a kid you get one hour, you're like what gets this time with someone.

What am i supposed to do with one hour can't do jack with that? That's why be like me, be 27 and play games all the time all day. That's because that's your job me eating with my family, acting like i didn't just bust the fattest nut to judy hopps. What oh, the bunny! I can like somewhat understand like there's some crazy images out there we've seen them before. How are you supposed to not bust? A nut when, like human just like this, are out there, you know, i think disney, for this movie regret their life decisions.

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Microsoft court is buying call of duty maker activision blizzard for 68.7 billion in the biggest gaming industry deal in history. Oh no, his father was bill gates, oh yeah, even 68.7 billion is a lot for bill gates right yeah, it's like half his net worth. There's no way, why would you do that? Okay, no sun's worth half your net worth? Okay, wait! What you just said! No sun is worth half your net worth yeah. I hope you're sensitive because he's worth a hundred percent of my network.

Okay, oh wow. Okay, he's gon na pause the video right there and resent you for the rest of his life. Everyone ugh another friday night inside because of this dumb pandemic me an introvert shake my booty in the room. Do you want to see what my dad sent me? It reminded me what is that background? What is this event wait? What about it? We all need a little jesus in our life.

Okay, so i told my dad that i wrote the plane right. He sent me. This is the cutest thing. Look.

He sent me this. My dad's, the cutest me stopping my newbie friend from fighting a high level enemy. You walk away. Oh my god that dog is awesome.

He knows what's happening, so that's a smart cat, you're, a house cat. What do you think you could do book fans when the movie doesn't describe someone's orgasm in detail for two hours? So basically, everyone that watched fifty shades of grey but yeah it does seem like authors - are very good at like that's their job erotica. You know. Oh, oh, i don't know about that.

I was gon na say describing i'm like. Yes, that's their job. I think they're good at describing locations too. Remember when you read 1984.

I hate it when they do that, because they have the words they use. Like me me monkey brain, we don't know what you say. I don't know what that is, and then i just can't create the image credit server admins following a how to fix servers tutorial after youtube. Remove the dislikes it's funny, because i was actually looking up a guide on how to um how to put up the pegboard over there.

I feel like following youtube: tutorials is now absolutely dangerous, yeah and turns out to tutorial. They said use a 3 4 screw to go through a one-inch piece of wood and it was by home depot too god damn it does lightning. Mcqueen have life insurance or car insurance. What oh wait! He has life insurance, but he's a car, but the car insurance is like for the person who owns the car.

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He has sex with janet, he contracted herpes. I didn't great success, it's great, but you know what else create health, well-being, longevity and that's why i never had sex as a guy who had two girlfriends. I believe you rebecca black me in 2011 haha what a stupid voice you should die me nowadays. She was just a teenager and was just having fun i'm a monster for hating her.

So much i mean i get it like it's it's bad, but like people still liked how bad it was like, i remember our class would like see it senior year of high school, ironically or unironically like unironically, really, but also ironically, but like there's still plenty of Teenage girls that put out songs these days. What about that? Indian dude? That's saying that song! I just want to say what is good bye goodbye to the people who hated on me goodbye to the people who loved me goodbye to the people who trusted me goodbye! Goodbye to everybody, yes, i guess i think it's good. What does he seem like he's so soft and so gentle you know, he's he's not like good guys. You know i like it good, bye, goodbye to everybody.

I feel, like your senior question of saying this relatives on the phone. Can we speak to your son mom he's asleep me who is right in front of her? Oh my god. Thank you. I wonder if my sister had a kid, would i ever be like hey brenda like put me on the phone for kid like.

Let me have a word with him. Conversation will be like hey kid how's it going. I can tell him what it minds to download for skyrim yeah, that's a stupid game, and then you bend us back on abort each other when your ears randomly pop and you hear, sounds you've never heard before. Oh yeah, it's like the whole world's like boom.

Like i don't even like pop them randomly anymore, i just do it on purpose right. You know how to do it on purpose. I know you said you didn't you do a fake yawn. You know you do like a half yawn, but when i noticed this, the music starts getting like kind of muffled and uh you just pop it open amateur.

You have to open your mouth to do it. I can do it right now done wow, good job. Amateur. Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that it is the first wednesday of 2022..

I don't know, i don't understand like why you like this meme, so much because i love your favorite. You read everything else like with no emotion and then you get to the frog and you're suddenly like an opera singer, god look that frog commands a voice of gentleman. It is with great play. It is definitely a picture you can hear.

That's what i'm saying how i walk to the bathroom in the morning when my bladder and vows about to explode simultaneously yeah, i got ta make it this time you have to like immediately when you wake up. Sometimes, like i go to bed right, my stomach's not feeling that good i wake up and my stomach is like in so much pain. So i have to run to the bathroom to extreme excrete rainbows, but sometimes i just excrete rainbows yeah. I have to hold it all in you know, so it hurts because girls don't poop.

Can you scree some of those rainbows on my face? It's a mistake to come back here finish asking for bread in north america finish. Can i get some? I get some juicy juicy sales person. What and the salesperson is a woman and so she's even doubly more like excuse me. It's like, i said, i'd like a juice, that's how you go to jail, but all i wanted was bread.

Me mutes google's mic me: okay, google, google, the microphone is muted me damn how'd. You hear me say that then he heard it. He just can't do anything because he's not supposed to be listening. Oh cute, you heard it, though you can't really mute it like.

Let's be real, google is just going to listen to you. You have to unplug it like google cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, he cats so enthusiastic. Now let me prepare the big sausage way. Hey come on with the pizza, i'm hungry he's got to make every pizza perfect.

Where do you think this is going by the way thick sausage pizza yeah? Where do you think this is going? I didn't even know he was making pizza. I thought that was like cake. Okay, can i join him? Well, that's one sausage. I'm not gon na.

Let go to waste. Can i can i die with the grandpa? Please can i just keel over? I don't want to be in this world anymore. Can you imagine playing the grandpa in this role you're like 70 years old, like this, is this is like your their last great accomplishment in life you're, the guy that had a heart attack when the dude pulled his out of the pizza he's like i'm out, i'm Out this world nope nope, i'm i'm done alright, that's it for our memes make sure to leave a like to pay respects to grandpa that has just passed away. So sad, so sad, thank you! So much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace,.