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Let me show you something very interesting. Genie Did you know oh there's such thing called Bikini Baristas Does that mean they use gorilla tactics in order to win customers and score sales? In fact I think we have a few of these in Seattle I think I've seen them before. photo a day time lapse of weight loss and muscle growth. this is belly.

kind of looks like Squidward at the start right? like you bring it back here it looks like yeah it does. That's crazy. Whoa. wait oh my gosh.

a sudden eight pack abs and a scrotum? No way that's unreal. but you can't do this thing anymore. The what? You can't do this anymore. Check out this bridge.

explosion explosions. Bridge Drilling the guy who is on the little thing must be like please, please let me hold on. So these firefighters use the device to look into a home to find survivors. and then they saw what appeared to be an outline of the baby.

Check out this cool way that China shames people for not walking on the walkway. Don't get public. Shamed There it is. Look at this guy.

Oof got him. Oh got her dude. Oh no. Social Credit Score down by 10 points This Magnificent Giant Pacific octopus caught off the coast of California by sport Fishers Oh I Thought I brought Yeah, there you go.

Yeah Oh God it's good. Really wrinkly ball sack. Yeah, just let the guy out there you go. So how did it get on? It's hot little Japanese Girls Genie oh he was like I must do my duty.

Do you think your sense of humor and joking will ever change? If you have a daughter, she's gonna take her to the aquarium and she's like damn looking toy. That thing could diddle you little kid. Is that why dads normally grow silent? Yeah, my dad's real quiet. This Beaver was orphaned, rescued as a newborn.

Watched incredible instinct to build a dam even though it's never seen its parents build one. All right. It's kind of stack them into a wall. Yeah, oh no, this will work.

It's crazy. Does he even know what the point of this is? Even know why he's doing this? It just it just feels good. I Feel good when I do this I Feel like you can like repurpose this to make them like free slave labor to build walls of being shot to death. Oh my.

God This guy trains specifically in getting shot. Whatever. That's a little too bad. Pretty real is it though? because I heard people crumple.

Yeah, you're supposed to just kind of Drop Like a Rock break. Yeah, this feels more like Hollywood kind of dying. but what do I know you know? Never been shot to Deaths World War II Soldier Schools resurfacing as water levels and need bro Denipro continued to decrease. Oh oh my God.

Oh the helmet's still on too. That is very cool to see but also very terrifying. The Rubik's Cube World Record has been broken at 3.13 seconds. How many times does this record get broken a lot since we've been broken like five times? The Mad lad did it.

You know what's hilarious about? yeah? these cute tournaments. Why are they all very young kids? Yeah, it's all kids. So what exactly is that guy doing? No one touched the scene of a historic event right now. In 2010, a Japanese man completed a GPS by traveling across Japan's proposed to his girlfriend.

It has been since certified as world's largest GPS drawing. So basically I could do the same thing by going to Ms paint. Did you have to actually physically go there? Wait. Also, why did they do it in English Okay, she said no, it's not Korea no I wanted to be like in Japanese I can't read because that's English Japanese please.

Okay, why do I know that Tekken could aside Titanic sister ship Britannic Rexai at depth of only 380 feet. It's even Titanic's sister died too. So then the survival rate of being on these one of these ships was like basically non-existent. Yeah, Explosion! This is the moment A 29 year old rescue chimpanzee sees the sky for the first time having spent entire life in a cage.

he's like whoa Wow this is like the DLC I Never thought I'd never get to play man doing renovations. Finds a note left from 1975. What? September 29th 1975 today my name is Stephanie Herron I Live here with my mother father Ernest Becky and Valerie Gerald Ford is President Mrs Lay is our neighbor Mom is pregnant and the baby is due any day Now as far as we know, this house was made in 1872. we are remodeling the house.

The Illinois Central Railroad is in the west side of the house. We have lived here for eight years my dad works for I come for some reason I expected it to be like on a scroll with like an ink pen and then I realized that 1975 is actually not that long ago. Well it's pretty long but they had pens they had pink pens. The Chicago Northwestern railroad Green Valley has about 650 people I'm 14.

Val is 16 and Becky is 12. I Hope you have lots of happiness in this house! Steph PS My mother's name is Rose Herron She is a registered nurse she works at Hopedale nursing home she was born in Nebraska She is a very good mother. You know it's crazy like she could still be alive right now. she'd totally be out there on Reddit browsing Be like holy that was my letter.

Yeah, they found her. Whoa. that's her. Stephanie Herron Point: You're gonna wake him up with her.

Hey baby, it's time. You know what time it is. Take my hat time. Oh you probably thought that's what she wanted.

That's what she was looking for it. Guy literally wakes up, immediately gets yelled at. He's like what these girls in their mixed signals like what do you want? Are we successful? The male leopards only take a few seconds to bust. the screaming was from the was from the spikes on his penis to help with ovulation I wonder what it must feel like to be able to bust within like one second here and just be like all right you know I'm ready to bust.

ah and then like you're done using Alpha they're stupid and now I I can't tell what I'm looking at an owl. Oh oh cool God holy he seems more freaked out. Got that off me? You know it's kind of weird. Can you imagine like taking like one of your skin cells petting petting yourself? I Don't like it.

This is how deep a submarine had to go in order to get to the Titanic a thousand feet inverted Empire State Building in Statue of Liberty for scale. Okay at 3 000 you have giant squid maximum known depth. Uh, you have a sperm whale Max from death and then you keep going. Keep going.

keep going. keep going. Wreck of that. Thai Thai Breakfast of the Titanic 12 500 feet deepest submarine crew has ever been rescued was around 1500 feet.

It's like right there I Am not going down there ever. Nayakim got what is a South Sudanese model who is known as the Queen of the Dark because of her very dark skin a result of high levels of melanin. Oh my God it's so dark elf. Oh yeah uh Oblivion Chocolate Elves She's a chocolate elf.

Pro Oblivion there you go. What kind of mods did you play with? Okay okay this is one of like the biggest mods so that's her. Genie I Downloaded her a long time ago and then I made her do things that I'm not very proud of. Jaguar Clyde It's like a really big kitty.

It looks nice and soft except for the blades that keep popping up. a man and I'm sure watermelon together. this is like euphemism. Yeah oh my.

God Henry What? Oh yeah. This little buddy stoked for the what's inside. Can you imagine having a watermelon like the size of your body? Wow wait, why doesn't he just dig in Patient and respectful the hell yeah! Brothers Some good eliminating weeds with Precision lasers. This technologist help farmers reduce the use of pesticides.

Looks like it's scanning the ground. Wow, that's strong enough to ignite stuff. Uh, it looks like the future of farming to me. Call the weeds are in the meatball.

the root. That's like okay, it's like all around me they're getting taken out. Fire breathing the perfect sunlight. I was just like really cold.

Yeah I think it's gorgeous. The combination of colors. Uh, spicy chicken sandwich. It's just like that's the rooster from the rooster sauce.

Sriracha Oh yeah yeah, he tuned sriracha sauce. female northern Cardinals have a brood patch a bare spot on their belly to provide direct egg to skin contact during incubation. What what the hell is that? Wait? is someone blowing on it? or is it I Think so. This guy's like, um, excuse me I am just trying to exist today.

Why are you doing this to me? These Beach worms. What are Beach worms? Is that the worm? What? That's a tapeworm. That's the thing. Like people's anuses.

Can that thing like crawl up as well while you're just laying on the beach? Of course it's in Australia it's on every. Australian Beach Oh thank God Why does Australia suck? Wait? you're actually Rick Astley though yes I think I might cry. it's actually you I met you backstage event when I was 12. See! Seen you in a concert five times.

Clap! Oh three years ago today we're gonna ask our Rick bald. So that link led to a Rickroll and it's like ah oh see you find somebody Finally got Rick asked you to talk to him and his first thing was the I'm gonna Rick Roll Rick Astley of course Legend Oh this is a Rickroll with a different link so people can't memorize it. You're the one with a different link has six million views as one as one of the biggest destinations. Osaka has a highly synchronized yeah there can be so many different directions.

What if somebody like forgets to switch it? this is the entire train just like die. A Japanese sculptor immortalized Lionel Messi's left foot in solid gold was five million dollars like Japanese Jewelers was literally recreated in pure gold. Can you imagine like having your prize foot worth like a hundred billion dollars be covered in like this material? like what if he just loses it here? that's his career right there. The final product and he just put in a mall is about 10 inches tall and costs over five.

See, he's fine. They're gonna like recreate his foot and attach to a cyborg and make it play better soccer than him. Thank you. Why does it feel like soccer players get like the craziest warship things ever? Ronaldo's statue everyone's trying to like immortalize all these like soccer players.

At least it turned out better than this one right? Pushing color mixing to the limits. It took me 40 years. So are you trying to like make new colors? Oh I See somebody? Oh did you see that dude? I Solved a puzzle like that in resume before. took me like two minutes dropping a GoPro from down from a cruise trip.

Please don't I hate that. All right, let's go start from the top, it just farts rapidly. Little Fishies Oh you got some bigger fishes, giant chain and then fishies Wait no that's a fish. What were you expecting I Was hoping to find the Titanic sub.

Oh Orcas. just passing by. two kids swimming. where are the kids? oh those are the kids.

Oh to close it in? Yeah, that's cool. That's a lifetime experience for you. Whoa. You know, maybe orchids aren't that bad? Henry no maybe they're just no.

Henry The those kids are lucky. maybe the orcas were on a date. They're like normally we'd commit like horrible acts, but today we're on a date. honey.

Yeah! I heard if you yell at them like really loud and then you bang pots and pans. Yeah and then you start playing like under the sea from somebody special copy of Fahrenheit 451 reveals texts when exposed to intense heat. oh my. God expose it to 451 degrees Fahrenheit Is that the magical temp to read Fahrenheit 451 I Feel like this is how you would hide like your gay porn yowie stuff you know because then like nobody would ever know like only you could read it.

But then you go and you're like all right. Moose running very fast across the river. What? see like water walking like Naruto style Holy he's so fast you can just walk over. or if that's just like a spirit, you know the spirit of the river.

Oh it's a flat bottom boat so it's very shallow. Oh it's a shallow River yeah Amputee practicing with a robotic prosthetics. oh my God wait that's better than our arms. Cool when she rolls here wrist like she's like oh wait that's not what real humans do honestly like in the future I Feel like people just like cut off their arms and get something better right? Okay, cut off my arm and give me Mega Man's Cannon I Always dreamed of that like my hand.

you can just turn it into a cannon can I see it says house during the flood by using something as friends and neighbors initially laughed at him for now. Lisa Out of the thousands of homes that were evacuated and damaged by the flooding here in Brazoria County Behind me, there is one that is doing just fine. His house now an island. It took him and two other guys a few hours to fill up 400 feet of 30 inch high tubes surrounding his property.

Wow, now he has a place to come home to. What's that? Meme with the the trumpet kid in the band? What? what? This is? The guy who's like while you're vacationing in Italy I was learning Jiu Jitsu to take on the foes and the okay. In 2018, a group of seven friends in China purchased and renovated a three and a half story house for approximately 580k so that they could spend the rest of their lives together after retirement. Looks like a nice close-knit group of friends.

This is the house they bought run down in the middle of nowhere and then this is the renovation. Whoa. that's such a sick room. They have so much sunlight.

Wow. And they get a trampoline that they can all just hang out in that looks like the life that no cats, not a cat in sight. Cat like you know, because women are lonely so they get oh yeah, yeah, you're right though, huh? The very last photo of Chester Bennington Lincoln Park's lead singer taken by his wife just one day before he took his own life. One day he had a genuine smile the day before he died could be How do you know what if he's dying on the inside you can't see his eyes? NASA's James Webb Telescope has spotted a giant question mark object in deep space.

What? What is that? Yeah, even. They're just like what the you've got a flyer there to discover it. It like unlocks and turns into a planet once you get close enough. I think he played too many games at me.

a bear just coming out of hibernation. Wait, do we watch this ready? I think so I think I said that like this was you coming out genie in the morning I'm just kidding. President of Somali Athletics Federation selected his untrained niece to represent Somalia in 31st summer World University Games In Chengdu China Isn't that nepotism? I Believe in her Genie she'll lay waste to them. Oh wait yeah, no, she's still no chance.

Isn't this basically called humiliating your niece? Yeah, is this a gift or is this a punishment? Yeah, that just looks like a normal person running. Yeah, that looks like meat running. dude. that's how I run too.

A very useful guide to buying gelato from an Italian local. but also they whisk them up so they grow with the air and they go down in the evening so you're paying for it if you entered area with too many flavors. They gotta be industrially produced. Yes sir.

I Don't know but I Like this Italian lady. She teaches me many things. How do we hire her? How do we find her? She's just a ways. No, we already know the ways of gelato I Need to know the ways of the spaghetti.

We built a fake luxury store in Los Angeles and filled it with Payless Shoes The guests at our grand opening party had no idea I Just think it's so classy. and I can tell I was made with high quality material. a 35 shoe going for 645. Do they keep the profits? Because if you're stupid enough to buy that like honestly, take the money.

dude, they fell for it. Amazing footage of Earth during a spacewalk on ISS International Space Station Wow. Oh it's just like the movies. Wow is this gravity.

It's like a Inception sorry that must be so much fun playing. Like is that space game but like in real life plague plague. Can't wait. Sorry yo North Korean Cheerleaders at 2018 Winter Olympics and Pyeongchang.

Uh, the NPCs they're like Wii characters. Do you think it's like one of them falls out of rhythm like a sniper? It won't take them out, it'll take their family out. Oh, this guy's dying. Ah, maybe they do be having all kinds of fun out there in North Korea Maybe it ain't so bad, you know? I'm pretty sure he got he got off.

Please don't kill me radically. What if it's actually kind of fun? No, they're not having fun. How do you know? No way. How do you know? Is Communism, the insane curvature of an aircraft carrier and why it doesn't tip over? Hey yo! She got a thin waste, a donk at the bottom that stabilizes her.

Do you think someone could be shipsexual? They just see the curvature of that. Whoa yeah, it is pretty hot. A 46 000 year old worm was revived by scientists and it started having babies after being frozen for tens of thousands of years. Oh like it was found in the Arctic or like Antarctica okay okay um oh that's kind of crazy.

Okay okay no no for the fact of like it wakes up and it's 46 000 years old. how old is? well damn that is the homo sapiens. Wait, look at the images. it's just all the worms.

That's the only thing that exists during that time. a man got dragged to police station and Kuba kicho Tokyo Tabukicho I don't know I'm just gonna let that happen I think he's drunk. Oh also that other guy has like rage buff so it's giving him plus 20 strength to just literally drag the guy he's pulling in by his panties is the balls. All right.

Seeing the biggest biggest wedge of his life, it's gonna be bleeding. Oh fiber optic cables at the bottom of the world's oceans? They have internet in Africa I'm sorry. so I'm confused. like are you telling me the cables are existing underwater? Yeah, who put them there? Is this why the internet crashes all the time? Because they're at the bottom of the ocean? It's like no one knows how to fix it.

Yeah Sebastian just goes like and you're like oh I see why Australia has 51 years old Tim Shannock and his dog Bella rescued off the coast of Mexico after being stranded in the Pacific Ocean for months and they survived by consuming raw fish and drinking rain water. Raw fish. How are you not? Where's your Wilson ball dog? It's like everyone's like dream scenario. Like he proves that it's possible.

You know like don't give up, drink the rain, eat the sushi. A diver helps an octopus trade his plastic cup for a seashell. he's so cute. no he's like I like my plastic cup and then he went to Japan Henry and touched little girls bro who's done about to finance the new show when his cup was locked in it more Oregon straights keep going up Matt explains why this alligator won't kill him so when people see that happen everybody's like oh my God he loves you so much and I'm here to tell you he does not actually means that I know how to handle the alligator and not put myself in his Zone where I'm gonna get bit like right now if I oh see how fast that was and that's why when I do this I know how to do this and I know how to orient my body in a position where I'm not going to get bits.

So basically the alligator is bad going to his right? Yeah, what to never do if you encounter a bear? Then suddenly a brown bear charged at them. but they were professionals on the trip to explain that running away would have triggered the Bear's hunting. Instinct The guide encouraged the group to make noise. Okay, okay, well um.

first off, it's because you guys were in a group. Second, that's still I wouldn't risk it with a brown bear I mean no, that's the only choice you have I Understand, but like I think you also got lucky. Yeah? I'm gonna do this and then the Bears just gonna be like all right cool. Thanks for making this easier.

Burn, nesting and egg laying from start to finish. Tamara's really weird, but I'll work with him. start building my home. Okay, you've got some.

Twigs Oh that's so snug. It is very cozy. Yes, get some fur. Oh, shout out the eggs oh my.

God she shot out another egg. Oh hello, they're just holes. There's this holes sticking out. see? Oh God Too many holes to fill.

Every prisoner in this prison has a cat. However, only well-behaved inmates have the opportunity to own one. If a prisoner who owns a cat behaves badly, the cat will be taken back at any time. A Lot of people are afraid those prisoners will hurt those animals.

but surprisingly, these former criminals are very gentle with them. Each inmate shows remarkable enthusiasm to adopt. Stray Cats Yeah, I mean like what? what else? What other source of Joy do you have in prison like? of course you're gonna be like yeah, this cat is my world Yeah I mean like the only other Joy people get from prison are like men's They're the only city in the USA that is completely banned all cars. The bustling in very hilly city of Mackinac is full of well-maintained Roads signage and intersections, yet you won't see any cars.

If you want to go anywhere, your choices are a bicycle walking. oh you're dealing a horse taxi. This is so cool. It's like you're going back in time.

They didn't even make an exception for the police officer who is also on a pedal bike and almost gave me a speeding ticket. What? I Almost like want to go for vacation? see why play Red Dead Redemption when you can just live Red Dead Redemption right? You want to smell horse manure everywhere. It'll be so immersive. NASA has announced that the crew that will be returning to the Moon in 2024.

Like that. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Why do they all look like AI generated Stefan McDaniel A killer doesn't move much during a two-hour interrogation. That's the killer. Yes, Okay, okay well.

I mean I feel like you're just. It's just a very tense, uptight situation. How could you relax? He enter uptight. It's if someone's anxiety, you'd like breathe, you'd look away or you do something.

but he just yeah. no signs of humanity there. It's like a game where you interrogate people. Eleanor Yeah, this is like the hardest difficulty on.

Elliot Yeah, you're just like dude final boss, You'll never tell what he's thinking. You're foolish so can I play Paleo I Think you're a bit obsessed with this game. Good game. man.

your house is like the epitome of men's living. Yeah, where's your bed I Don't need a bed I just need my Chrome 's empty again. Where do you go? Fill it over to the lake that's a that's a puddle so everything has water retain and harvest boost. All right.

Well that's it for today's video. Thanks for being here, thanks for sharing the good times now that this is gonna be kept in all right. We'll see you guys later. Thank you so much for wearing underwear! Fresh new pairs too! I'm very proud of you.

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