Now I'm gonna be fantasizing is Cheesecake Factory Our kitty is excited about going to Cheesecake Factory You know what's more exciting than Cheesecake Factory Tick Tock Memes Japan Why this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It's like the thing that I just witnessed. my eyes have been blessed. What is in the background Henry What is that leg busting out? Nice look at this space Oh My God This is amazing that it makes people wonder what did he see.

He saw Zaguardo Genie Exactly He saw the entire universe I mean he saw the secrets to life. His hand motion makes a seem that way. Laughs I said dear God please please go easy on me. She gives like you know in the Resident Evil eight she's lady.

Yeah here's the baby. Oh thank you I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it then send me the one my wife did make. thank you and then he was like no, but she's dead. you're like ice.

that baby I should throw it on the ground because oh mama, where were you supposed to stop at some point I mean even with bowling shoes you slip. She was so ambitious though. she was like huh, You didn't think about this play did you Now two, three, four, five, six, left foot goes over the body I'm staying low turning around. Oh all the men, Where is this class no other men like.

How can I volunteer to be the test dummy for this class If you want to teach some students, you know you just use my body for the research unless they all have to demonstrate on him. in which case that is the luckiest man alive how to please your man class. If you're having a bad day, watch this. It's funny because like like have stickers is still having a good time and it's like yeah and the doctor has all the stickers is like oh that smile will be gone in like 10 stickers in buddy things in my gaming setup that I just can't live without.

This is my piss bottle collection. I'm usually pretty tired throughout the day and getting up and using the bathroom can be kind of a hassle, so just pissing in a bottle can be really convenient. and honestly I hate the taste of water so having a drink right there makes it a whole lot better. Oh, why does this sound like so many videos I watched.

What kind of videos are you watching? like the life advice videos on YouTube They always have that same format of speaking if you're like me, blah blah blah. that's why I blah blah blah and honestly, blah blah blah. it's like that like kind of effortless smart tone. except he's talking about piss.

What's going on? Whoa, it's like Shaolin Soccer But for basketball isn't that considered traveling? It doesn't matter. All right, Never mind it says I shouldn't even wait a second. These guys are actually really good at Kung Fu and like holy crap how come they they don't make like a Shaolin Soccer for basketball like how do you just because they're true? that would be Breaking All The Rules street ball. The rules don't matter.

Okay dude is a genius Genie that totally wasn't him. they just it was the ball. It moved that way you didn't see anything. Nothing at all.

He's like, what do you mean bro I Feel like that's a move? Oh oh my are we in Nigeria hey oh geez, are we in Nigeria Right now he's on the wrong side of the road. yo is she on the wrong side? Go! Oh oh God yo did you see that guy put his blinker on? yeah I Feel bad for that guy I Know that was a head-on collision. Did you also notice that he's just stopped in the middle of the highway? just took away. Oh moving funny.

it was like a car just smacked him right there. Karma another one. That guy's like I'm out of here GTA 6 looks really really yeah. what's happening? What's happening Damn man.

Graphics Rockstars really improve their systems yo I Need to know what he just stole. There's gotta be a crazy story behind that his snack. He was desperate and hungry. Whatever he took was he was a hundred thousand dollars whenever.

I make hot dogs especially for dinner instead of wasting the water that I boil the hot dogs in I'll just use it and make hot tea with it because you can't even taste the hot dog. by the time you add the tea bag and the sugar you'll you wouldn't. You can't even taste the actual like hot dog water. so then just use water.

Some questions, What the is she is I don't wanna I don't wanna. She's on full copium time. Listen to the desperation or voice you'll you wouldn't you? You can't even taste that. Yes, it's it's not no hot dogs.

Are we seeing this? No no yeah we have seen this I have never seen this. hahaha What kind of cool though that cooks itself? Oh that actually oh yeah, of course that's good for you. Yeah because it's like this. Chinese you got something as Chinese food.

He even made it in the shape of a heart. Couldn't resist. Oh a lot of that ass. Oh Lord Have mercy on my soul.

Oh, she's not filming. She identifies the camera so identifies the camera God Damn it, it's The logic is too strong here. I Can't we need to do this? I Can't discriminate next time they kick us out of a store. should be like she identifies as a camera.

I'm like click click Wait, that's literally a cop. You had to have known that there is a literal cop. So that's the biggest, most obnoxious tip jar thing you've ever seen. I Don't blame him for taking it.

Everyone has a birthday this year like I swear. Every single person I know had a birthday this year. That's wild I think she's on to something Genie and she's on to the fact she's drinking too much Soju No, the soji only brings out the most philosophical thoughts because Judy's had her birthday this year I've had a birthday this year I'm terrible. You know what's going to blow your mind? what? next year everyone's gonna have another birthday.

You're not insane. My kid getting off the bus on the first day of kindergarten Henry Come on. Mom Step up your game. No more baloney.

Okay, let's get the better meats here. Like some ham, some turkey, even upgrade to moradella some where oh some cap, some cat capricola. This man was caught on camera sniffing a customer's butt in a pet supply store. He was just role playing the animals to get in the mood to buy pet stuff.

Foreign. He's trying to be a like a lion stalking his prey. He got so close and there was someone like next yeah, there's two people here. Holy oh he's going for the second.

They always go for multiple and he's fine. The second girls butthole like really smell different. like can you just smell like your own butthole? Like doesn't all poop smell the same? Not that I've tried or anything. but can you actually like smell anything through the fabric? Do you want me to test it out like you smell mine? What about I smell yours.

Let me roll up my sleeves. Oh No, you're done. his pride. He looks like a shattered broken man now.

every night. from now on he will replay this. No I think I think there's That's what people say when they get less than like a hundred. No I got a bow of a hundred.

That's so people say when they get less than like 700. Some people say when they get like like a low number. yes, this is a different score. Why? why don't you just scroll instead of screening your neck up and down? That's one of those monitors that's supposed to be the other way.

I'm just gonna go eat the durian now. Oh the dirty and got him. Wait. Is this a real dog? Why did he just freeze? It's the most dramatic reaction I've ever seen to smelling dirty dude.

dogs like smell their like all day too. So for them to be like this disgusted a durian, there's gotta be something wrong with Tyrion And people who? yeah yo, it's actually working. Yeah, it's hooked. It's a it's a fall Well I didn't know.

put it up to your ear see answer. Answer: Hey did I do no? Oh my gosh bro. No, you can't say that. You do realize that's gonna be our future.

That's not that shocking. It's an object. It sounds like you put numbers in and sounds come out of it like it's really not that crazy. I think these kids are just like over dramatizing this.

Now let me blow your mind. You don't even have to hang it down. You can just click the thing at the end of it and hold it down and that'll end the call too. Life hack Damn the big moves living the dream.

wait he collab to do what it doesn't matter Caesar Snoop I wonder how he is like in person. he sounds like can I can I hear his voice. Three two it's gonna be a draw. my name is Gabi I love you and I love you to make people smile oh it's not fake I think my cat is broken.

change species I'm dying just like that. Nah dude. I bet they must have had a dog at the park at the same time. Maybe Eminem catches are cheating.

Yeah, this catch you cheating. Oh my head is steaming I knew I had his name oh Evan Stephen I bet he's vegan I hope the sex was decent. When's he leaving? Yeah, whatever man, come on. Tempur-Pedic Wait, that is the best.

Like impersonation. Every time he speaks he's basically catching you cheating. It's the same tone of voice that's probably like the mindset he tells himself before he does every. Barn this is why baby jellyfish look like they look like little snowflakes.

My favorite one is this one. Look at it. move. It's crazy ball guys.

there's a bomb on the train. Obama's on the train. no above good I Hate Obama But I'm not racist or anything. Oh that's comedy gold.

It's so non-pc I Love it All right. So the next step is roast. The potatoes are your mom. Yeah! I Want to hear the end of it? It's like step.

Move aside son. I Got this: I know exactly what to do, yo mama! Taco Bell's final vlog: Wait. So when you like, doesn't it smell worse? Oh the fuse? What the? I Don't think anyone could even put their ass in there. To be fair, it's hot.

practice this exercise. Wait, she knows how to do this right. But don't because you're actually gonna hyperventilate and die. Ryan does this all the time after she plays like ball.

No, but you do. watch this. It's not good for you, good for you. It's how you hyperventilate.

My neighbor's car alarm keeps going off so I turned it into a song. Oh wow, it really fits in. Damn. this is epic and moving like something from Interstellar or something.

I'm about to cry right now. Foreign to stop. There's no way he made that himself. Ah I think that's actually a common problem with those? No.

Henry it shouldn't be I think I know this one I Henry How do you know this one? seen it? How do you see I remember I've seen on Reddit laughs so against you every time I Always forget like what? What's the punchline again? Oh right tentacle and then your mom. Why is there just a tentacle there? it's Japan oh man, it's gonna be pissed actually. Good job kid. Also, is he carrying around a machete? Oh yeah, holy no one's taking that away from him.

Sword is bigger than the kid. Okay this time I may have overreacted a bit too much. League I Don't blame you. He just went after he lost.

are you? JoJo you burst through a pipe. Also, you're in bronze too. There's no need to get that match at that rake. The people want you to laugh again.

So I gotta make it happen. Oh no yeah. hold on. just hear me out.

Why? Why are you acting like that? The people want to hear your joy and you need to share that with the world that your laugh sounds so delicate. Oh there it was. Hold on. What was that you said? You said what? Hold on.

delicate. laugh one more time. Hold on. Why you stopping Now Why does she go Mecha Mom when she laughs, life is probably like simultaneously great with that but also terrible.

It's like a blessing and a curse. Why? Because like whenever you laugh like everyone's gonna start staring at you like but then they'll start laughing because it's a funny weird laugh. What? if you just want to live your life, look at you Okay, what? No hydrogen peroxide, remove stains. Why did it like actually float to the red spots? The thing looks like a monster.

You got the spider. Don't worry about it guys. Okay Irish she has super super power. Or that wall is like thinnest flimsiest wall in the world.

Did you see the spider drop right through there? but it looked like the sweater just fell right out. No, the spider lives. Is that a mom doing like a I think her filter's off. Oh he's like what ex excuse me the these people are jerking off to their moms.

Oh okay I mean she's still an Asian female so maybe twice the age you expected, but she's smiling mostly there. I'm already like 80 to bust a nut. might as well finish it. That's it for tick tock Yay! Leave a like if you wish you could go underneath that and see though.

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