All right, would you like to check out the top post on Tinder for the entire year? Sure, What time am I coming over? That's a first. I'll make you finish first too. He's never ran faster to a woman's house in his life. He's never drove fast Dan is essentially Charlie and he won the golden ticket Factory Tumor Swipe left if that bothers you guess I should update this now living life with a smaller tumor after brain surgery and turns out I have brain cancer I Like something serious, but let's be real.

who wants to date girl with low stamina? trouble walking or standing for long periods of time? hoping to beat my battle with cancer. But I'm not getting any younger to wait around for love? Still swipe left if that bothers you. I'll just be Jesus Christ but I can only swim for 10 seconds before I run out of breath and have to sit on the side again. Oh that's so sad.

Does a guy want to willingly sign up for Like A Walk to Remember type of situation where the girl's gonna die? Oh come on, some guys are probably gonna be like yes, no commitment I Take it all back. Wholesomeness was Zapped Right out. My three favorite things are deep jokes and not using commas. My three favorite things are dick jokes and not using.

oh, interesting, commas are very essential. For example, Henry just made a mistake of do you like jokes or do you like Dick And jokes She likes dick. It's all the same Dick Jokes Which one, Which one do you like chicks on Tinder versus dudes on Tinder Entertain me. Pardon me Ma'am Could you donate a job for the job? Bliss Shakes aggressively.

Guys are out here desperate and the women are like no, you're my gesture now How desperate can I make this man be? Can I dangle a Karen and watch him beg for it? It's like a scorpion man. We should all boycott Tinder Everybody deleted Tinder Right now and then there'll be such a lack of men that they'll have to treat his respect. and then yeah, everyone else is like Kansas Kansas Ah me I Walked right into that one. saw you put an Anthem in your bio you like tapes and CDs no LOL I'm not 60.

Well that's unfortunate because I'm a tape this dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts oh my God Marry me I am speechless. Okay, come on. if you know the Kansas line, how did you fall for the CDs and tapes? She's not a true woman of culture Genie She just went online and looked up all these These Nuts jokes or she was playing into it. She wanted to give him the satisfaction.

Then they lived happily ever after. Why you should go on a date with me that stash a persuasive PowerPoint by me I play Jiu Jitsu I Have hobbies other than getting drunk with my friends. Lots of potential traveling for tournaments. Essentially a professional cuddler, but this is actually smart I Never thought like this was an option because I feel like I needed to do a presentation as well because no girl would ever.

Sweat Right just by looking at my face since you shared your Batman story. I Once had dreams of being a Powerpuff girl. So you are made from sugar, spice and everything Nice? No. and if that line ever works for you, you should question why it's from the intro to Powerpuff Girls It's not a pickup line LOL What the heck? What the heck why she responds that way Jesus Jennifer Attitude Holy how did you have dreams of being a Powerpuff girl and you don't even know what that line is Jennifer's a fake first date thought I was a catfish and literally sitting right by the door wearing red plate shirt.

Can't miss me. You also say played is it not played plaid then why is it not P-l-a-d Do I say Strat not straight AI I didn't know you felt so strongly about this. no that's stupid this one. I Cannot tell You cannot tell me that's at that's their patio towards the main road.

Are you here? I Really hope you didn't see the much older man sitting by the door outside also wearing red and think I'm a catfish little mouse I'm sitting by the door inside. oh my God that's definitely what happened, isn't it? Well now 100 I'm turning around. Wait but if you're a catfish, you would never see them. Because catfish is.

Just stop at the texting. They don't actually show up in person, right? No, they show up in person and they get they do. And then they grab burlap bag and kidnap you and bring it home. No, that's that's called a wrist.

Genie Oh how many dates until you take me home. My dog died three hours ago and I got evicted a week ago. Her profile said looking for someone to bring home to meet my dog. Where do I go from here? Oh no, she's looking for some consolation now, right? So here's where you slip in and be like I can be your dog in bed.

You'll get pets, get pet trying to get a hundred dollar minimum dinner on a first date? Ew. Exactly taking me out to Marcels Damn, you're trying to go fancy as hell for first date if you're broke. just saved it Questions The girl says that, get the hell out of there. nah, do fine I'm in med school.

just don't go that big on first dates. not my style. I'm sure you'll find some guy desperate enough to spend hundreds on you for a first date. I am a Tinder veteran sadly.

I have been on many a nice first date hahaha and LOL at guys who think nice dates equal desperate very much usually the opposite. learn to speak English please. Well clearly since you're a Tinder veteran, you must be doing something right on these nice guys to make the guy stay damn she wants to go to Marcels Holy Dollar sign. Enjoy! Steakhouse This is what she wants.

That's nice to be Fellington, but unacceptable. Yeah, if you're a guy that spends a hundred dollars in a random girl you met on Tinder For the first time, my name is Van and this has left me speechless. Bravo Do you have tattoos like 12 I think why? that's good. My mom told me to never trust an unmarked van.

The girl is the one making pun jokes. what is this world? oh his name is Van yeah and she's the one that's making a pun out of her. Wait, that's really good because that's based off his name Catlin damn if you're my teacher I'd be tattling on all the other students just to talk to you. Are you stupid bit? It's Taitlyn.

Oh Jesus okay I did I didn't know it was Caitlyn Dude, that's not Caitlyn that is tatlin. there's no E I'm sorry, it's Angie Your parents are not dumb for naming you that. well they hate like it's weird. Last time I was at McDonald's I didn't see you listed as a three-piece combo.

Pretty eyes, nice lips and a cute nose. Got a few dates with me and I will or simply break my heart as soon as you can LOL Yawn the boy. That's interesting considering that's far you have contributed. not a single thing to this conversation.

These are the worst kinds of girls. The ones that are like on Tinder just to find guys to like entertain them because they're bored. Don't play with these boys. It's hot Hi I'm in Jamaica for a week.

What do I absolutely need to do before I leave something you're interested and I guess LOL what am I to say? LOL oh my God this girl has the IQ of seven I don't know I Figured you'd have some ideas because you live here or you can just say you'll show me around I'm not a tour guide yeah I work LOL What do you do for work? I'm a travel agent so off excuse me she's in the tourism business I was so confused she must she's either at her job or unable to speak English Properly with you. where'd you grow up Panda I grew up in Alabama I Do have to say it's a cousin town and I am a productive incest. You'll be my first nine but non-biological a body if my plans go red. What? What What right? I Appreciate the honesty but holy that's a strong first line.

My God I am a product. Yeah holy what an introduction. You will be my first book I Don't know why but I would I would keep messaging this girl because I'm so curious to see ones are because she goes. My plans go right I'm like okay the third line Mac OS Engineer so I basically do very advanced IT support for Mac based products.

So can you tell me why my MacBook has red flickering bars whenever I watch anything on Netflix drives me mental I Swear to God all my Apple products have collectively decided to start dying. What size MacBook do you have I want to say 16 inch but I'm not sure. to be honest your system settings and select Energy savings there. you'll find the checkbox automatic graphic switching which is turned on by default.

uncheck The Tick box and the flickering stops. Yeah this girl saw an opportunity to get something from this guy and she just took it. She has no respect for you. She's got it.

Zone dude thanks for the solution. You can close that ticket. Please Answer: respond to the survey of how you like the service. Hey Caitlin happy New Year Have you had Omicron yet? uh Caitlyn with a Y ah sorry it must have been an autocorrect Caitlyn How's it going? It's fun Disney How tall are you huh? Always heard about people like you.

it's the ever Infamous How tall are you Tinder girl always cool. keeps going. Good luck in life So short LOL I'm six feet. How much do you weigh? You're six feet.

But everyone you have take your photos is what? Seven three? So a lot huh? LOL Also, what's it like to be an entitled white boy? How's that working out for you in 2022? Is this fun for you? or is your life just that sad that you troll Tinder for fights. What a disgusting display of humanity. Wait. Also, she looks white.

She is white as well. Yeah, so I'm confused. She's self-racism No, but she's a boy. She's a girl.

Oh sorry. but he's a boy. Yes, that's the bad part. Men: Bad: Um, less than six feet.

Super duper bad. Rooftop smokes in a pool. Sesh. How about you go on the rooftop and jump? Holy what is wrong with all of these women? Just to understand, clearly, your response to hanging out is, why don't you kill yourself? What is? Tinder Even the animosity is ridiculous.

It's hilarious though. It'll take 10 business days to tell my man to commit suicide. Where do you live in Thailand Hotel Name me too. What? I'm living 27th floor.

You're kidding. Come over to room 27 30. really and get a beer with me. I'm on the same floor so like what would happen.

you go over and then they got a beer and then after that they they had a great conversation. About that there's a good conversation and then after that do you think they they left. Okay amicably yeah. So what do you want? Oh what do you want? My first Tinder in a long time I'm not the smallest weighing unit.

120 kilograms and 6'4 I don't know how she can tell I'm the size I am considering of my good out on my Tinder profile and my insta isn't making me skinny either. I'm leaving now. See you soon! See you soon! Um yeah I Just saw you from afar and I'm sorry I can't meet you sorry so it's calm than to pretend I liked you. Good luck with your upcoming dates on! Tinder that's brutal I Just saw you from before you're so big I couldn't help but to notice you 500 miles away.

She was like I started seeing a red irect. Wow, you could see that that from my photos I'm literally shirtless in one of them. but I thought you were less fat. Maybe it's how I'm sitting down? Who knows.

I couldn't be attracted to you. sorry I'm coming back now. Cool. You look like you're much older I'm 22 but fair I get that a bit.

you look like you're 35. Maybe I know because you haven't found girlfriend yet. Take care of yourself more. Excuse me What the why? You gotta take a shot at him like that like that was so unnecessary.

So you aren't coming back then. Nice? No way. I Got home already I Thought she was trying to like let him down gently but she's just trying to roast him every point of the way. Oh no see I said nice I'm the one dodging a bullet here and I'm dodging a big fan and go to the gym sometime.

It's good for you. What the animosity? Again, Okay, it's like one thing if you don't find him attractive, but she's clearly disgusted to the point where she feels like she needs to spit this vitriol. that's actually like it's a good comeback I Dodged a bullet I Dodged the Cannonball Oh wow. And then she sent a picture of him and said and dentist too because I didn't see your broken tooth.

What? How vapid are you? Holy. This is a very epitome of this woman. Believes in the philosophy: kick a man down harder when he's down. Kirp's not the out of him.

Someone else can get your big cannon. Oh hells yeah. but yeah, you can tell he's tall because that's like what a minivan. Yeah, and he's like almost towering over the minivan.

Hey. Bethany I See your hair stylist? How long have you done that? Just started at this job. Your profile says you're pansexual. Yeah, you look gay though.

I Am a happy man. Yeah, you clearly wear. wear makeup. Only gay men do that.

You look good, but the makeup is a red flag. Men should be masculine. You look good. I'll take the positive.

have a good day. Go kill yourself or be a real man. dude. The vitriol.

Yeah, wow. This is like the second like kill yourself we've seen today. No, this is the like fifth kill yourself we've seen pretty much how much Tinder combos. Go now.

Anyone under 25 for me wanted a sugar daddy? What do you mean otherwise I mean money would just be for my time. but I'm completely open to a physical relationship. How much? 300 per meat? Holy hell. Kind of sounds like paying for an escort hooker LOL LOL I Don't know.

Sugar babies have been a super popular thing lately eating. Tide Pods is popular for what was a shame you didn't hop on that Trend the woman have too much power on Tinder Genie they have so much power and so many men asking for their attention that they can now charge three hundred dollars per meeting. The demand is there. you're like why am I even meeting these guys for free I should be making some money entrepreneur.

hi what do you do for work I am a business owner. very cool. You like doing it. can you see I like how all the top posts on Tinder apparently are just terrible women.

I'm seeing a trend here I didn't ask if you like making money I asked if you like what you do Everyone likes making money. Some people hate their jobs I am a business owner I am not a migrant worker. Okay, so you love your job. Got it like I Genuinely, why are you looking for it? They don't sound like they don't sound like they're having a lot of fun huh? Taylor The where am I Right now am I awake I Just had a weird dream.

You ripped your pants ice skating and had to drive back to your house and when you came back it was 15 years later on Bumble Yep, Yep, yep well it was fun catching up. I have to go bury myself alive I match with my high school crush and I got my answer as to whether she remembers the embarrassing date we went on. Oh that's kind of wholesome. Hey, maybe it's a respark.

She seems pretty down to like. you know? Yeah, she didn't say like no, she didn't like be a horrible human being. you're fine as hell. but I just noticed you have the same name as my sister so I don't think it's gonna work.

probably not I'd better than your sister anyway what does that mean? What is she trying to say? He's like, you know what? actually I take back my first line I think I can deal with this or he might just say what did he might just say on I mean Henry What did he might just say I just say well you haven't seen the way my sister yet I invited all my matches to Memorial Day BBQ at my house do I have video of Op Girling 50 plus Burgers all by himself. No freaking knew it. No. I knew it.

No girl would ever take him up on this. That's the thing. Judy If you did this to a bunch of dudes, they'd actually come. They'd be like hell yeah brother.

Really yeah. we should throw a barbecue Genie and invite all of our fans. Okay, that's even better. You better subscribe if you want to be a part of this barbecue.

No sub No Burger I'm just kidding I'd still feed you the bread. All right. That's it for our Tinder tinders. Did you feel the Sparks Genie no I felt nothing but like flames of Devastation All right I'll see you next time.

Peace is.