Genie would you like to read some cursed comments i'll? Take that as yes, who got stds, i need you, someone for me. Calling an std hit is absolutely insane biological affair. That's actually a pretty sneaky way to murder somebody this guy's, like that's horrendous. That being said, i'll do it.

I don't have an std as far as i know, but they don't know that i'm pretty sure she's asking someone a guy. No, it could be a girl. What girl is like, oh yeah, i'll, just random guy off of twitter. Would you a random girl on a whim? No, of course not i'm in a relationship.

No, if you weren't, no, of course not i'm a self-respecting guy. What do you mean? Never, in my life heard a story about a hamster dying peacefully. It's always some crazy. My sister ate mine point proven: how do you eat a hamster? I understand like when hamsters like crawl up your then you got ta, spend like an entire season like getting them out, but what what oh never mind from what south park i mean their lives are like what two years long.

So it's like it's not like. They missed out on much. You know, cursed, glasses next door, neighbor with glasses, looks like a professor, a regular girl, sophisticated girl, some punk fashion, designer murder, suspect, struggling artist, so murder suspect can put on his glasses and get away with it. Hmm works for superman.

Okay. I don't know if that looks like sophisticated woman. I feel like that looks just more like star now. You know how, like all stars, have like the the librarian glasses.

It's like a weird thing: how old were you when you first had 27. damn your uncle? Was patient? What, if that's a boy replying yeah? It doesn't matter? Uncles, uncles, touch everybody henry. What you're an uncle yeah! I know, i'm probably touch everyone. You do huh! You touch everyone, i'm not an uncle.

Yet you are an uncle he's in taiwan. What am i supposed to do so you're saying if he were here? You'd touch him. Obviously, because i'm an uncle what the actual grandpa said, your generation relies too much on technology. I replied.

No, your generation relies too much on technology, never to leave electronics on overnight. Two exceptions, fridges and life support where you waste a lot of vegetables, he really showed his grandma grandpa huh showed him. What's up, he really had the last word. Some people mask more than they brush their teeth.

What the brushes their teeth 15 times a day. There's some rookie numbers: oh yeah, got ta pump those numbers up in this bracket, i'm gon na pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. No, that's how you dying 15 times a day.

Yeah. Let's say you killed yourself. What's the i want to live amount, but have a good life. It's like every other day.

Oh! Is that? No, how often do you i don't have time? Oh my god, you're all pent up, no one has destroyed your mom's property. Like you probably untrue. My little brother destroyed her so hard that she literally died. How hard did you destroy your mom's pretty hard? I was a huge baby.

Really how much i don't know the exact palace, but my mom said like holy. You were huge. My sister was much smaller she's. The vaginal canal, it was too big and she said it was too wide.

Okay, i'll just let you know i wasn't born with this twist okay, i always hated my baby photos and like who's, that ugly baby came out. Looking like uh like one of the cocoa melon kids, she was a little cocoa melon, so youtube demonetized, my new video because i showed a plant honestly. I can't even be surprised by that. I've had similar stupid demonetizations team youtube response, we'll look into it and circle back with an update confirming that we're still looking into it and we'll get back to you soon.

Wait it took them okay, so they looked into it for eight hours to display for seven hours. Wait. Why does this need to take seven hours? It's a plant? Why are you guys so turned on by this plant that you have to demonetize it? It's insane wait! The situation is only funny because youtube themselves actually commented on the video, and then they demonetized the video. What i can just imagine like a hundred people like sitting around at the at the office desk like, but this plant, it's just too thick like it's, it's just so hot like i.

I don't know what to do. Apparently, amazon doesn't have any well now mom. What the your brother's graduation is coming up. Okay, i saw him texting someone that he loves eating, so i was gon na ship some to his dorm mother.

Your your son is a raging homo, although that's really sweet. The mom's like i want to ship his favorite thing. Oh, he said he loves eating that, but i'll send him some. What if your dog one day just randomly said, nobody is going to believe you and then never spoke again, the dog in the ass and then saying nobody would believe you that's honestly a solid to come back, though assert your dominance.

Prove that you're, the alpha the dog looks up and he's like i knew i chose my pack leader. Well, is asking tits or ass arms. I need a hug organs. I need money.

Organs are the most useful. The most lucrative yeah a whole human body is worth like almost a million dollars. So if you murdered five people, you have like five million dollars. If you murdered like one person a day - oh my god, you'd be rich.

People are gon na use this for like evidence. If it like any murder ever happens, they're gon na be like it was. It was mxr, please it's based off of this time, timestamp! No! It's not because all i'm saying i'm just stating i'm just asking questions. Someone just drew gandalf in a suede chair number d: do you know what that means? Nobody and she needs a brain working at 200 capacity, not bad drawing.

I really don't know not bad dog. What is it no big dicks that doesn't make sense at all in this context? No, i'm just kidding it's no big deal. Oh, oh, oh, but it is a big deal. That's the point or someone has the weirdest ass ever yeah.

If you were to like eat that girl's sad you'd be like making out with gandalf but he's looking really think son, you shall not pass this butthole. Okay, you shall not, when you're in bed and hear her drunk ass, come home. Yelling that dick better be up. Life has been very hard for buyers since lisa started.

Drinking lisa is the sister i thought. Lisa was the mother. That's marge marge! Oh yeah, yeah yeah! No bart's the dad, oh my god, we're getting cancelled. It's overchanging.

Our career is over. In 1894, a priest saved a four-year-old boy from drowning. The boy was named adolf hitler, six million kill assists plus 65.. He looked so cute when he was young kind of angry, but handsome genie's trying to get cancelled today.

Can you not say a kid looks adorable not when it's adolf, no, never forget when thought the avengers would beat thanos by letting ant-man crawl in his ass funny enough, it's more likely that ant-man wouldn't be able to fully gigantify. It would basically be crushed by thanos powerful, oh okay, yeah. I could see that, but i don't think thanos can control his like sphincter. Can he yeah he's been working on the kegels he's been flexing against? I thought were for a woman, his amigos, his man kegels.

Okay, it's been flexing a sphincter, you know getting ready for ant-man's entrance. I don't want to imagine like thanos is his visor walking into the room? It's like your lordship and he's just like this. Mom was pregnant every year from 2000 to 2012. dad's pullout game weaker than mcguire's defending jesus.

She probably has like the formula down pat, probably knows exactly like what to expect every single day right after she was done, she's like ready for the for the next one. Can you do at least three no zero? Please two ginny come on you're in a row: zero. Let's go, she did twelve. You can do three honey, that's three years of no alcohol and no coffee.

You don't need those. You don't need those either. Then yeah you're gon na cut alcohol. If i cut alcohol yep, okay, let's do three.

Then man hospitalized after putting 15 boiled eggs up his anus. So his limit is 14., not limit personal best. Well now he knows he can keep doing this, but just stop at 14.. Can we say props to the guy who took the photo for the cover of this party like why, as he watched the egg washed his brother and get chopped up, was he like one of those bodybuilding bros? Like i just finished my workout? This is the maximum protein absorption window.

That's the kind of rose science that leads to these kinds of things, mr beast, being like today, i'm gon na kidnap adults and surprise orphans of parents. Right honestly. That sounds really accurate. Oh he's gon na kill dude! That's actually like a really good idea: it was the parents choice, abandon the kids so make them accountable for abandoning their kids.

I think the parents won't like the video then because it's torture yeah, but mr beast will each give them each like a million dollars and they'll. Do it honestly, it's probably working on this right now. Okay, so two trucks brought together and you put like a tarp over it and it becomes like a tent perfect. Just leave them running and the exhaust will keep you warm.

It will get you sleeping real good, oh yeah, i'm like bro. Do you want to die turn the exhaust on, but then just like poke poke a little hole just kidding. Don't do that yeah. This sounds like a mad video surviving negative one degree: temperatures using only my car's exhaust and then news tomorrow, mav dead yep when the safe breaks into your house.

Looking for some money, i'll look with you looks like a nice set of organs. Just came in the money's, not in the house, the money just came into the house. It's just up to you to take it now: one million dollar worth how come so. Many of these posts are about like harvesting organs, because that's the most cursed taboo thing.

Is it really that taboo or is it practical? I don't know henry the official mask off for 2022 world cup. What what is that even the ghost of immigrant slaves? Ah, that's what it is. I thought for a second. He was like a tissues at like a chinese restaurant or something, and then he came to life he's like uh.

What's the ones you get from the box, yeah kleenex, let me wipe that booger. Let me wipe off your dick first comment. Yeah he's! Look! It's literally. The first one looks like a tissue came to life.

How could you not think that, like it's, it's straight up a kleenex? What do people do like use? Kleenexes, for you know blow their nose. Henry henry yeah henry my dad died three years ago, but on google maps he's still doing some gardening, which he loved plants versus zombies. I never got that game. Are you the plant or are you the zombie? Do the plants? That's really sweet until like one day, they updated no and he's just gone no forever.

This time, writing is weird one minute. You are telling a story. The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall edinburgh gets or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire in a tomato or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of pepsi. What the hell are you guys writing that's true.

If you're gon na craft, the story like it needs to be realistic and based on reality right, we got doing. What would i do? Why are you doing our dog's doing this right now, iron can do it too? What what kind of a balls barbed wire and tomato? I regularly have a few things you do with tomato, but i'm not sure about the barbed wire. What are the few things you could do with the tomato besides eat it henry also, you can't rape red radical right. What huh? Oh my god, i didn't even know, there's a distinction.

Henry, do you know what a booba cake is? This is a trap. No, no, do you know what it is. What do you think it is a cake with boobah? Oh, my god, i thought it was a cake in the shape of a boob yeah. That's what i thought too no, but it was what you said.

Bubba cake. Is you have a cake and the girl puts her? Oh, i didn't know jake a woman attending her son's wedding was left in tears after she identified the bride as her long-lost daughter. This shouldn't happen in china. Welcome to another episode of family stokes.

How do you not know your son's bride before the wedding? Even if you like never met your sister before? Didn't god build it into all of us to be just unattracted to them in general, like it just shouldn't, be possible. Alabama disagrees from sweet home szechuan. Oh, her son was adopted. Okay, who the a woman can pee with the tampon in tell me tick, tock line, i'm trying to know this dead ass seriously.

We have been on the internet long enough for us to collectively know that women have two holes, uretha and vagina proof yeah. I knew that you didn't know that you didn't know women can pee with the tampon in the u.s health system has failed us so hard. I always thought that you guys have to take it out. Tell me you don't have to take that out.

How are you sexually add the word sexually at the end of a sentence? Let's see how weird this gets. I'm sorry to hear about your father passing away. Is there anything i could do sexually honestly? This feels like a line a guy, would actually say to a woman. I know that you're grieving, but but sex sex can i have some of that.

What do you want for dinner sexually? It's like. Oh everything, changed the day. The fire nation attacked sexually, but i believe ain't can save the world sexually. That's avatar the bender.

Instead, you have a lot of my jokes. Oh, what's her name for pokemon and a human breed, does the human lay an egg my vaporeon did so i guess it works the same this way. What hey guys did you know in terms of male and human male, human and female pokemon breeding? The importance of the most compatible pokemon for humans, not only i feel, like we've, heard it this year, coffee pasta, but why is this a copy possum? Why is this so appropriate for this line of discussion? When is it not abrupt skin yeah, it's not possible to breathe! That's probably why the females love the pokemon so much. They don't need to use protection all right.

Well, that's it for cursed comments, make sure to leave a like. If that's, why females like to read with pokemon, because they don't need, i need help genie i i know make sure to leave a like for thanos's, sphincter keggles and, if you'd like some, what to tighten your sphincter too. Why would you need to do that to prevent ass ass and from going up your ass? Alright, thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time.

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