Genie What do you expect that we're doing today? Unexpected. How did you know I don't nothing to see here. She's just gonna wait. oh she heard it.

Oh I can't even say this is fake either. because why would somebody suffer that embarrassment to have their mom do this public too? Oh wait, now it's not real because she's like I don't give a yeah, she's like I'm gonna keep going. Why are they doing this? Whose car was that? No no no oh no the desperation is white please you and me. but in Reverse you're the one No I can do it? No no, that's what I'm saying I can do it.

You're the one. like who says let's do it I'm like no, no, let's keep up with the logistics here. Okay cute lamb and all those are loud and deep. oh these aren't homemade.

they were made in a factory. A bomb Factory they're bombs. Oh snap, she's eating good This lady has quaint. The fat distribution decision of where your fat decides to go is is quite a phenomena.

Dude I wish you could choose. Do you think if that happened like everywhere you go everyone would just have like the fattest of asses and everyone would just look like Ursula but like just like in their ass area you know like everyone just look like this. okay but like without the stomach. okay okay right over there thinks you're cute.

that's solid dude. all the other cars are like that's hit on this dude that that work on every guy I Don't think any guy would say no to that I Found out that I was related to the guy that I was dating. We took a DNA test. We noticed we had a lot of similar relatives and sure enough we are actually twins.

My parents got separated and one took the other. How long were you dating this guy before you found out he was your twin? six months did you guys know about new I feel I feel because I didn't know. So what do we think is next here? Well that's kind of why we're calling you Geck because we were conflicted, we're like do we keep dating? This one might be above my face. Perhaps we should look into that.

Yeah yeah, they sound like they like genuinely are looking for some help. Isn't the answer? No Well yeah, but are you gonna take it from a gecko? I Guess yes I Think you can still take it from a Gekko take it from yourself conscious telling you you shouldn't date your twin so they go to couples therapy or family therapy. Oh wait a second, That's what they should have asked the gecko. Well CNN says why people are evil Nazi So I mean I I disagree with both statements.

but I get the truth I don't like the word evil next to Nazis I think we need to look at them Oh my goodness, just because you don't like one group doesn't mean yeah. But look I love Jewish people. but I also love Nazis Oh man. well I have to disagree with that.

Can you like both what he's trying to say right now? Because if you answer it then either you're like oh boy Kanye is making Alex Jones look like the most sane person and that is an achievement Yeah I've never seen Alex Jones seem so normal here I know and he's the one that's like Kanye stop. What will you do with the hoop? Go inside. Did she like pop a cigarette in her mouth and then just do that like you know it's one of those intrusive thoughts, right? No, she had the thought and she did it. Sneak, peeking and deer.

What a scary place. Oh there's one behind you then you also go here as well. Did you get any fights with deer? They gave me a huge bruise on my ass. If the deer are just curious, you know they're like oh, what's going on over here oh what's this camera? No are you live streaming? Oh okay I can kind of understand why the snake is a man.

Fair enough, the snake was like excuse me, you almost chopped my tail off 12 kids one dorm design. wait is this squid game? Wait are they just making squid game? No squid game was directly vertical I mean I guess this is kind of cool. Like I would want to stay here. Oh wait, why'd they put the fan there if the kid on the top? Oh yeah I wanted to get out kids and then get out.

This is like just kind of unethical to stuff 12 kids in a room. What the? What is the animation? What am I watching? Wait that's not 12 desks. Oh snap, they can do gymnastics in here too. Henry There's only six kids who could sit.

Could still time. No the others have to fight the lion. I'm sorry the tiger that's in the room. oh my God yeah that must feel like the strongest screw in the universe.

We had a fight. how would you make it up to me? Contestant number one: hey how are you I missed you so I would Gaslight you into you thinking you're the problem and then I would abuse you emotionally to you get to a point where you only get satisfaction from me and if I tell you you look good or anything like that and then I would start slightly treating you better. so you think I'm changing and then it would be this off and on until you're almost hooked for life and I'm like almost like a drug to you where even when you're not around me and we break up like you're yearning for me like nicotine. oh and if that doesn't work, I'd get uh, go to a movie.

All right. Who are you most attracted to? The first one? The black jacket. You said the first one in the black jacket Or did you say the guy behind it? No, She made the right choice because this guy knows exactly what a toxic boyfriend is. Therefore, he knows not to be that.

and if he actually tries to be that person, she knows what it is because she just told her his plan. So I think he's the most emotionally intelligent out of all of them. He's a Love show. What did you love about it? Oh love is Hell sorry they have what? Oh my God Oh the hive.

Oh yeah goodness oh, it's free. yeah whenever I See that I'd be really yeah. Free honey Dude, it's crazy like how they get into these places. Your whole house can just have honey in it and you would never know how to defend French choke I will hit her hands from here.

Is that a front choke you really want to defend yourself from I Really like this tutorial I Don't know. Can we see if this is like a playlist or something? She counter chokes her by blocking the airway with her tongue. It's super effective. Is there like like an episode two? Where that happens? I do for fun I mean it sounds kind of kind of half, but I like I like to, uh, visit a country after a terrorist attack.

Okay, after a terrorist attack, you know the horse has already left the barn. It's cheap. I was in Istanbul after they had that bombing at the airport. so I went there Jesus Christ and there was a bus was supposed to be 50 people.

how many people do you think were on the bus? two one you so I got the whole tour and they're like why are you here with us and I stayed at a 300 a night hotel for 30 bucks after they chopped off two two girls. heads off and I was on this Trail like on the same trail that they oh wait, when you read the news of a terrorist attack, you're like time to hit orbits. You get really good deals and the security is fantastic. Peru round trip for 280 bucks and what happened right before that? That's there's probably an earthquake.

that's actually yeah. Flight to: New York You're like, let's do this. That's smart. Technically the safest time that goes after a terrorist attack because they wouldn't do it again and it wouldn't be possible because the security got ramped up.

dude. I I Want to copy this guy but then again I also feel bad because then I would be profiting off of like some misfortunate event. but that way yeah. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know which flag this is.

Are you sure? I'll ask her and we'll see. We'll see you together I'm pretty sure she does. She don't know which flag this is and I'm pretty sure that you just want attention. but I'll give it to you.

No, it's carbo Verde bye. that's not nice. They're asking a question. Well, technically they're not asking a question because is there a question mark? No.

Oh, she killed them. dude. how is this kid so smart? Sam How does a six-year-old know what? Cabo Verde is okay. So here's my defense.

I Never learned about coverty. What is it? Wait, wait, Can we give me the big Dick is like what were these choices? You know, like sometimes I just say bang dick and be like oh right, it's Bangkok not bang dick. Have you ever taken a virginity? No I have never taken a Virginia you may be in so we're gonna right here. Why does he have the face if Mom help me I'm scared he wasn't ready for that mom pick me up.

Damn that woman is confident and very charming and forward. I Think she's a star. that's why I see the word Attica in the back. Subnautica Subnautica? Yes! Russian Soldiers have finally received the equipment that they have been asking for for months.

It's um, here. fake people? No wait, it's one for five. Sharing is caring. Would you share? We just make sure that you put in the dishwasher.

They don't have a dishwasher out there in the like Battlefield Dude, it's either that or your buddy's butthole I Think it's an easy Choice Buddy's butthole? have you been hanging out with Kai A little too much. she's getting you into that yowie again Buddy's butthole last minute gift trauma oh I Love these when like the kids start crying oh it's a Grinch wait was that was that planned or is? Oh I Love traumatizing kids it up. There's a Grinch really sold him in. Great performance.

If you're gonna have something for adults, just is there. Okay the kid the kid scared was the entertainment for the adults. Please don't talk. He's a service dog and you're distracting when you're talking to him.

sorry thank you. She looks so upset, you eat and die. why don't you just be like oh okay my bad. like I didn't know because and then you just move on with your day like it's a like child.

She got so like, dark and so upset and then his response even he shouldn't raise here my God that elevated material Theo watching a game with his dad. Oh no, he didn't know how to react I don't usually like kids but that was so heartwarming. He's like oh, wait a minute. oh oops, I mean oh no.

You can also, uh, replace a kid with any woman as well. You're not wrong. What about the church? Oh no, this can't be true. Oh Danny You're gay.

My little daddy is a fudge packer. Oh a fudge. What about the church? Danny What about the church? You're about. What in hell for this I'm just with you.

that's crazy acting. Damn. She got him because she got me good. She got everybody good.

What a fun picture. What about the church? Foreign kids get out of here. Oh no, Not on. Not on the table.

Mom dead, none of the living room coffee table. I'm ready to buy your Sensio now I'll take your entire stock mind that is, this is an ad. Would you ever do this? or would you be like too too embarrassed? No. Would you be like son? This is how we made you do it.

You wouldn't do what I want to do it so they'd never catch anything. You wouldn't do the what I wanna I wouldn't do it. Do what? because like the why are you talking about it oh what? What is that? It's a whale shark dude. that's unreal.

So you're trying to like suck him in. just start like like carbium. He is not wrong though. without love to look for.

without sex, at least it's nothing there's Pizza Can't argue with that. He got him good. What the hell is she on about? What exactly is she arguing at the minimum you need to have sex So if you're a virgin in cell, there's no point in you. Living your life is pointless.

Are you kidding me? There's games. There's Pizza So there's Legos There's hiking. There's Adventure there's so much Bill Gates on a stroll ERS Oh my God he looks really shooken up by that. Just to pray, bro, we're sucker Bezos deserve this more than you.

It's not that guy. please like you I Hate Windows Crashes all the time. You know what? Never mind I'm with the bike Internet Explorer sucks ass. One of the best black panther transitions I've ever seen the cat oh my God the self roast is unreal.

Respect that best ever. Oh my God All right that's it for our unexpected. make sure to smash that like button if Pizza is one of the reasons behind's like yeah I Love for pizza. All right, thank you so much for watching.

We'll see you guys next time. Peace.