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Those are yoga pants though. Are they doing this underwater? Either that or she has no genitalia. This woman chopping at what appears to be maybe Home Goods or Target what is? Oh oh she just like flip it up whenever she wants. you know and it's like a pocket boob.

Genie What the F is this game? What is this gonna happen on this train? I've never seen this episode of what Show is this? Who Wants to Be Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Is this like Malaysian Who Wants To Be A Millionaire I Think the answer: C What's this? Music sounds so cynical? What's gonna happen? Do you think he's gonna smother him to death? Yes, Titties. That's what I Think that's what I hope Jenny Rate this woman Spider-Man Cosplay good, right? She's got the sound effects down. Is that her indeed? 100 all her powered by Taco Bell bro. we just finished eating pizza.

All right. Check this maneuver out there. What the heck? Oh, Double jointed. Oh yeah, let me show you the craftiest way to retrieve something far away you ever thought about doing this.

That's a crayfish. You ever seen a crayfish before? Never had a crayfish. Things taste great I Thought that was a lobster. Yeah, it was a lobster.

It was just zoomed out really far away so it looks small. Speaking about arms, Genie and Slenderman Don't do that. Don't do that. How do you even see that dude? He's like a he's like an element ring boss.

dude. He's like Godric grafted arms on him. It's terrifying. Did you pay attention? How does he do this? Ignore the sounds.

look. look the two halves. Whoa. That's crazy.

Couldn't look because all I saw was the Abomination and the fat I Don't know it's free WTF right? He saw things. Oh no, you're just like the lip licking thing to just be like oh, this guy really enjoys food. But then the socks. Yes, Oh yeah, no.

100 you saw some things This bird is two seconds away from. like yeah, my cat left me a squirrel's ass as a gift. Here you go Master A squirrel's ass I Know you love it. How do you think that happened? Uh, he probably ate the first top half.

Was he just like clipping through the ground? Yeah, he was. The rest of his body's on the other side. Awesome suit. s like standing in front of it.

would you just die? Also makes it like really hard to move. Let's say there's a person walking in front. Let's not killing the guy that took the suitcase. It's killing everybody else around him.

Master from a Swedish 1918 medical textbook. That's right, kids. if you touch yourselves, you'll end up looking like this: Is that his lips or is that his tongues Mouse Breather monstrosity. Scientifically proven, medically accurate Dude: Henry You don't look like this cave Explorer gets stuck alone.

Reason: I kept pushing is I thought it was going to get wider, but as I'm getting closer I realize it's an illusion God Is this like the footage they got after he died? No, he got out. it's getting lower I Mean people who do this have a death wish, right? Like he knew this happened eventually. makes you grateful that you're an adrenaline rush simply from speaking to two or three people at once. I Personally need to do something like this.

Do you get an adrenaline rush from these streets of two to three people at once? Slightly? I Get more of the rush for the guy if it's like I have to rehearse my conversation before I call my doctor's office like I like to make an appointment for my like prostate exam and then they you. they pick up the phone spray and you're like please, like the perhaps oh mammogram mammogram. You see the slam boob on plate. Why use a mammogram plate when you can just My Hands Henry What? Yeah, Wait, Is there a video demonstration? Yes.

A mammogram? Yeah. Slam poop on face I Had no clue this was a thing. Why are you scrolling down? It's only gonna get more cars Dude looking for Booze It's in the top ew I'm not watching that they're improving on parasites. Oh oh oh that is some Last of Us cordyceps.

I'll be honest, that's worse than last of us did. he has any clue. like what that is like. damn it's looking kind of stringy today.

Cat disconnected from reality. He's covered in spermen. What are you what? he's like water? You're good. No.

I like how still he is. You think he saw something up there. No, you know how cats. Occasionally they just freeze.

There's like the theory that cats are actually aliens and they're connecting back to the Mothership and Reporting back. I Think that cat was in the zone of like I think that's just your theory Genie Man: Clash of the Kingsguard Wait who's on whose side? Wait, he's smiling. Oh, they've got guns. dude.

can they ever just arrest him? Maybe. Oh, he got him by the neck. Oh okay. Either she's amazing or the Kingsguards suck.

Now he's taking his gun up. Oh, because they had assault rifles. They had to wait for a guy who who had their hands free to arrest him. Just put down their gun.

Yeah, just leave it. Just leave a machine gun out in public. Yeah yeah. on the floor Ocean says you to daily commuters.

Oh here. oh man, they're too soon. I Mean you can see like all the sand and the water here. It's not the first time we got that far.

Taxi driver takes armed robbers on a hell ride. scares the oh, he keeps going. oh he's going like 100. Oh oh yeah.

keep going. Why are you stopping? Keep going. Ah, what is the end goal here? I Don't understand. Oh, he's gonna jump out.

Wait, why is he leaving? Wait, why'd they both leave? Wait, what? Hold on? I Think that's very smart that he won a hundred because he's like if you shoot me, this car loses control and you die too. I Understand that. but how does he get out alive because at the moment he slows down, then they just shoot him so then you're just killing yourself at that point. Here's the thing.

either I die alone or I take you with me. Refreshing drink dude. if I were that police I Just get off the horse I Feel like I'm done for the day I'm going home obviously I Don't think there's a crime, but maybe it should be I agree, maybe it should I don't remember seeing this in the law books Siegel eats squirrel and flies off. Is this where the squirrel came from? So what now I can't fit.

Oh good job Oh I Thought he's gonna get hit by a car. You know what? I don't understand right I Feel like seagulls are the one animals that keep updating what they eat. Lunatic in Detroit sets gas station store on fire. oh he's got the later he's like so can I just set your sword on fire.

Yeah, all right, Thanks here you go. This is why I like having a gas station sword is probably the worst job in the world. Like what I would have done I would like to walk through on a regular basis I would have locked the door, fell in, elbows lying in the face after conviction. He's about to get a second conviction real soon.

Yeah and that lawyer became a prosecutor, not a defense. That's the day he said this. I'm Prosecuting you. There's a longer version but they cut out the how hot really are you okay I used to box up taking a lot better shots than that.

Oh, he called him a because he was a I drank the water and popped it open. That's a coconut. What the is in there? Yeah. I'm done with coconuts Dude: 100 now Flat right? Wow, that's so natural.

At least he left 200. What is that guy saying? He's saying the the course because there's no reaction time so he has to tell him ahead of time what to do? How many people died trying to complete this course? Yeah, this is bizarre. Why do this? Oh oh oh my. God So I'm pretty sure he should dine like right there? No, no, he's a World champion and he almost died like one second away.

Damn sexy tight playtime session rates. If you want to charge you a hundred dollars per doll. Three hours. Three hundred dollars.

Who takes three hours? Well, you're doing this to a used star dude. You could get a use. that's all for 400 straight up. Don't ask why.

I Know the market price of used false. Okay, it's in our latest Patreon video where we went shopping for stalls. That's oh wait, that's a train. No that's a truck.

Where's the train? It's coming. It's gonna make it. Oh oh oh my god. did his tank pop.

Why does he look so flaccid? Yeah, yeah. that truck just looks like it gave up halfway. It looks like he popped somebody. Make him hard again so you can keep going child.

Blown Away With The Wind How's that possible? Because they're in a ball. They could blow them away. These always seem like really dangerous for kids, you know? Yeah. and yet they keep placing.

whoa, whoa, Is he good? yo? that's wild I'm trying to figure out like can I float away like that I Want to experience that you know, except like a land in water or something like that. Yeah, where it's like a softer found in a house listed on the market. Um yikes, dude. it's just the pattern of the wood that's a human.

No, no, no, no, who the hell is buying this I have. Other than the blood running out of the walls tonight, it's a nice little. Fixer-Upper Honestly Though with the housing market I'm like I'll take a house. You know what? If you have a ghost, you have a roommate.

Yeah, this housing market this might actually sell. In 1783, a boy was born with two heads. The second head was upside down with the neck pointed straight up. Shockingly, the second head was fully functional.

The boy claimed he could hear the other brain telling him things. Whoa. Ah, Jesus Midwives that delivered the baby was so shocked she threw him into the fire. Somebody rescued him.

he had a few small Burns Damn, he probably had the worst life in history right? I Wouldn't even blame the Midwife because back then demons were real. So it's like my dad's leg a week after welding of shorts on what's welding Henry it's the Arctan I know what that is the arctan Warning Beyond This point is private. unauthorized Vehicles will be old as junk at all. Adult and dogs will be shot.

Woman will be sold to mountain men at a considerable profit. Go away. sold to mountain men who are the mountain men. But why it talks like I Get I Understand why like males will be shot on site but why dogs? Because dogs are the man's best friend.

But what are cats? Oh cats will be milk. Oh what if you have a chicken? Yeah, yes. will he be fried? Also, what if a trans person? What if you're trans? what do you do with those? What if you're bi and you walked in, it's like do you sell me or do you shoot me? You'll never know. Oh yeah, let's know what that is.

It's not like a Rocket's heat sink or something. Whatever outfit these guys are wearing I want that. This is the outfit Jenny wants to wear while cooking. that way the oil doesn't Splat on her.

What in the world is in my backyard that is an Abomination that needs to be burned sometimes. Skinny: It looks all right. It's like a spiky, leafy manta ray on land on land. Yeah, appears to me to be a shed tale of a gecko.

One of the leaf minutes. that's a tail. How is that a tail. Oh whoa.

German Model: Got a surgery to boost her height from 163 centimeters to 180 centimeters Slenderman Her legs just look like men legs at this point. Slave woman wanted for burglary. A woman who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges. Lawyers that are said today: Royce McKinney 58 was accused of telling her 15 year old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse.

She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid trial for allegedly abducting a Mormon missionary and making him her sex slave. What? What is this story? Where's like the plot? Like yeah, there's no continuity. there's no cotton. How did any of these things relate? I Feel like she might have lived the most interesting life on planet Earth Right Deer eating snake? My guy, that's not a that's not a roll-up It's like this is the Fruit Roll-Up of nature.

Yeah, wow, My opinion of babies changed forever. 47 horse breeds on display in this luxurious stable. Expect the unexpected I Never would have thought that I would be in a horse. Museum With 47 breeds from around the world and the most ridiculous, nicely kept, more stable I've ever seen.

Does it smell like horse in there? No. I hope they like take them on gallops. they look really sad. this looks like receptionist can I find my room please Yeah it just it just doesn't look natural.

I Had to use the restroom while visiting my friend's house and this is what I found in his bathroom. oh oh gonna burn his house down Mommy okay but why do you need to charge your phone in the bathroom? He takes long shits I could like, maybe understand for girls like maybe a hair dryer, a hair curler, a hair, or like a makeup thing machine I don't know what girls use literally in our bathroom on your side, you have something for your teeth, you have something for your hair dryer. so what do you mean like it's girl stuff I'm like it could be guy stuff too. Oh yeah I agree.

I'm very gay. you know, like the mummified body of a cult leader Amy Carlson complete with glitter on her eyes and wrapped in string lights. oh oh, is that what they do of cult leaders? So this is when she's still alive? Yeah yeah, it's about to say I was like wow, they really, uh, we have good like control of mummies you know, do this like onion powder above her bed or what? don't? Mormon Crickets at my local hospital wait what are more minutes? they're like a Christian Cricket despite it to me and the warm Creek is actually a shield back I thought I was gonna say like despite its name, the Mormon Cricket actually does enjoy using electricity I think you're thinking the right thing oh sorry does enjoy monogamy. What are the Mormons do Again, they go around people's houses.

If Ein was dying at home right now and you had to go home and drive to the car and get back, would you run through this? Yeah, Even if you can hear them crunching or like underneath her feet? Yeah, okay, what about for a thousand dollars? Yeah, you would. you've seen this week during structural assessments. It's been a while since we audibly gasped during an assessment. Is that gum? Are those? The cordyceps? Is this underneath little Timmy's bed? Did little Timmy Discover Hentai this week is oh oh my.

God Henry if this is Little Timmy Timmy damn Little Timmy Timmy oh my God it's fungus. Yeah, it's not fungi. Man, it's a little Jimmy's come. Oh oh I think that bear was more scary.

That is the funniest reaction I've ever seen. Wait, did you hear the bear going? Oh yeah. this living the life though. he's got four pillows right on that.

Pretty sure I wouldn't want this for a neighbor My: does your neighbor like swims through that and then pop up up above and go like hey Dave I just keep thinking of like the SpongeBob Meme where like he pulls down like the wallpaper and it's just like diapers. Hmm oh what a badass damn jail. that would be as cool as this guy. I Feel like that's so dangerous? No there's so many legs like they gotta be moving at the same time or else like if they climb it's over.

We've got a space waxed Jesus Man, isn't this what a Brazilian is not with wax Henry no isn't this what they do to like girls vaginas? yes but not with wax. What's the difference? Never had a Brazilian oh it's gross. Did he die? No he looks Dead from the pain, not dead. jump time jelly.

oh whoa. that whole thing is jellies jelly. What to this is pretty good. Wait, this is how they get them.

Oh my. God this is SpongeBob Patrick's stream. What did they do with the Jelly you put it on toast? you never watched SpongeBob Man dude, can you imagine you fall into that and then they all like Sting you to death. Yeah, it really would be like SpongeBob sorry we're on a break.

it's gonna have fire Insurance that's why they're like oh, credit card declined. Yeah oh cool. It's a training ground Ultra Mega swag with a grudge. one to hurt it, two to kill it I'm sorry.

What is this like Viagra Dude, this reminds you like the 2009 like flash videos I used to watch when the stick people would do kung fu. Why would you want to kill your partner? That's the point You know you're trying to murder that had overtaken karting for beginners only. Oh oh, not even like a turnaround. He's just like yeah I got you? Yeah, This dude straight up took that out of the Mario Kart handbook.

Most people just feel more like Halloween Is this like sinter class? like what is summonings Festive? You know? can I know what country has this culture Slavic Butterweek they burn a straw Effigy Okay yeah, there's some like weird Traditions out there man, poultry and oh yeah I had stuff for nightmares that makes you hungry. Yeah, technically that's possible. There are people in Japan that eat chicken Sashimi It exists when you trust your engine too much. Gonna have to clean this kid's guts out of the turbine soon.

That's just more trouble for the turbine. I Don't want to see this a panda giving birth I Don't want to see it I Don't want to see this man. it's a panda giving birth. Whoa Whoa.

I'm not watching I'm gonna interpret you. no your direction of it Animal birth is brutal. It just like pops out lands on the floor just like smacks the hard ground. Wait you saw it.

Okay because like the way you described it I was like I thought it'd be a much more like gross but it seems like do that Panda mom probably was like oh man I gotta take a oh wait no that was a baby Spaghetti noodles no no oh oh that was even worse. All right that's it for WTF Wow that was so filled with all right. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time! Peace!.