Okay, Genie Today we're looking at a bunch of mixed reddits of your selection whatever you want, but the first choice is mine. Okay, we're gonna. Tick Tock Fair enough, it's a classic. I'm going to show you a bunch of new tick tock.

Trends The first one is three girls doing very risky things. What's that? they have no bikini? What? That's not allowed? No way. Boom Yeah there you go. No I kind of saw it in that front girl.

Damn nothing gets past. Genie of course I thought I was gonna get an eyeful. Whoa that was the most crazy. There's a bunch of tick tocks where like nothing is happening and I don't understand it but they keep recommending these things.

So she's waving and now she's just looking at her door handle and then the video is over. I don't understand. like what? I'm missing here. but these things have like a million views.

It's crazy. Check it out. here's another one. like another million views.

No clue why? All right she just walks by. Thank you. Okay, that's the one I didn't get. Yeah I didn't get that one either.

It makes no sense. Am I stupid and you're like just playing along with me like what? am I missing here? No clue. All right. Next it's like the net though.

like can we please? and then it just cuts and then it. just why is the net there and then like the blur from the depth of the field because the camera's focusing on the net and then they make it look like they're about to go around the corner so we can finally see without the net in the way. And then they're like no gotta hit tick tock Uh oh dog. Oh but there's butt.

but then dog but but the butt somewhere but hold on dog blocking butt. it's like what am I supposed to be looking at the dog or the butt? I was looking at the plants. She has a very beautiful arrangement of like Greenery in this scene. don't you love it when the butt eats the bikini? Oh, didn't plan out anything after the first three seconds.

it's just awkwardly standing like even the cameraman's like do something man. Honestly I would touch my boobs more if it made those sound effects I would do it I would touch my boobs more if I had boobs. You say that to me all the time. Okay, would you like to check out some relatable tweets? No from me IRL Screen I Requests Lucas Requested more screen time with Up.com has been wrecked for 24 hours straight now I Need some relief? My brain is addicted I Can't get off on just imagining little Jessica from the seventh grade anymore Doctors in medical dramas when the patient has a Miss Diamond every step crack this case doctors IRL When a patient has a mystery mystery illness, hmm have you considered that you're faking it? Yeah, like I Recently found out that I was allergic to sweating right? My doctor straight was like I think it's in your head I think it might not be real I'm just like I don't know Man, this the static and the shocks feel pretty bad.

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I'm supposed to make appointments if I work full time in every place closes at 6 pm and they open like at 10 am. Yeah, like everybody else also works at that time and they're only open Monday to Friday yeah you're keep working forehead until you're dead. So we all grew up thinking these chocolates were crazy expensive. How much are they I thought they were 8 48 Dude, this is like when you're in high school and you're trying to be like extra fancy for your Valentines My prom date got me like a bouquet.

Every high schooler got this girlfriend. no he he was not my boyfriend. he was just asking me to prom and he was like my bro. I've never read so fast.

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You will feel much more productive and a great sense of achievement which will boost your confidence and make you feel overall more positive. Let me know in the comments: if this bionic reading method works for you, it did. Why don't they just do this for all books then maybe I could actually finish one in my life. Hey UK how's it going Couple who fled Ukraine went back because of terrible UK rental options Jesus Christ Wow they went back to war.

Do I go to the UK and lose all my money and die slowly. or do I go back to the Ukraine and end it all in one swift bomb. And then they went back to Ukraine Husband I get up at the same time in the morning me lets out the dog, showers, get stressed, get started dressed, puts on makeup, dries hair curls, hair does daughter's hair, future breakfast makes coffee, makes her lunch and mine husband poops oh my God but it was a long and and grueling poop. I Don't like to call out my dad but Dad I thought you're gonna call me out.

you can't even poop. You have to go get water with me. My little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to give to her a 12 kilogram wheel of cheese.

dude. Okay, well it shows that he could support he could provide because it's either I will provide you sustenance or I'll sell these cheese and provide us a good home sweetie tomorrow. I'll bring you a milk if he made that himself too. That's a man that's good with his hands.

All right. Jim Would you like to check out another? Reddit Sure. Lisa discovers boys Stephanie doesn't. Maybe this is a good thing.

Maybe like Stephanie doesn't need boys. He releases all she needs and maybe Lisa can film all she needs when you realize that you forgot to wear socks during the 10 hour equal session with your homie. 10 after 16 years of marriage is finding out that your spouse sucked 100 plus before getting hitched a big deal. Or is my wife just overreacting man? So like the more you suck, the less deserving of love you are.

What about eating? Oh no, that just it makes you more deservable. Really, anyone who eats deserving of love? Genie They paid the ultimate price and gave the Ultimate gift she person no tops are allowed in the face. Wait, if you have three bottles right? how is anyone are they all just gonna lie there says like God damn it, where's our top? It's like 69 or like Scissor right? Then is there somebody who's the top or bottom? Or are they above bottom? Well, there is one on top. Oh no, no, you're right.

they could do it sideways. They're both bottom then solution found. Is there another? Reddit you'd like to do? Ah, how a Mongolian dresses their child for the cold. Can you dress? Why don't you dress adults like that too? I Wish to be dressed this way? Yeah, why can't we all dress our kids like that? Dress ourselves like that? Henry Oh my.

God My cat showed up at my house like this today. Apparently we have a cat lover in our street. Oh or you gotta. Oh what a cats going around accepting kisses? Dude and then like his cat, wife comes and is like who kissed you What are those kiss marks the first day of work of the baby Shepherd Get back in line.

no kisses and maybe a little bit of kisses. Okay, get back in line though. I have a job to do. he's gonna grow.

It's be a great one someday. And they're very nice. They're like hey little one I know you're gonna terrify us when you're older but hi. So apparently in my absence my husband has hung cat level wall art okay but does he appreciate that? Do you even know what that is? I'm just nice.

He's like we get to enjoy nice works of art at our eye level. Why not have our enjoy some two deaf Kitty enjoying the vibrations from guitar strings now play through fires like I said another. Reddit you would want to check out how about one second before disaster? the first person to see lightning? Yeah I hate that. Yeah, whenever I see the light I'm like oh here because but it's a great demonstration in the concept.

the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. Is that a grandma? she's Michael Jackson that's what Genie does to me every day. She sweeps me off my feet I don't see you huh? Oh yes. I Do yes I do wait no I don't When do I do this to you scented candle nurgle the scent of pestilence.

This is like DND or something. it's Warhammer oh yeah I mean we got I need this for like our DND campaign. Can we not? You know, like when we get into like those under crops and it's it smells of death. That's what he smelled.

yeah and I want to be able to offer you that smell in a DM it's okay I'd rather smell like the vagina candle. Whoops. Oh no, don't do it okay. Are you sure that was a whoops? or was he just getting into his cosplay? It's gotta complete the cosplay right? like I Wouldn't put it past him to just straight up a graduating class is about to get early Refreshments Oh no.

It's very impressive coordination because they have to have done it really silently. They'd be like using signs like yeah, the stalker becomes the stock. wait is he Is he a pot photographer? Oh sir, what do you think you're doing I mean that's your perfect moment. It's like it takes the footage you need if I were in there.

I'll take out my Vlog here and be like all right guys. So there's a lion Hold up. No, you'd be like all right guys. So right now I'm with an otter right now it's so Kelly Glass glass.

How is that bending? I'm just waiting for this. Freeze Frame They look like they're on a really cool like a hoverboard. Oh no wait, that's fine. That's okay.

it's just paper. Why do you have a phone in there? you don't? Oh, he put them wait. but he got the footage. Yeah, so guys.

I bet you've never seen this before. but this is a pizza being microwaved. Whoa when he should not listen to his shirt. I'm sure he's fine I'm sure he totally made it out of that sir.

Another Reddit You would like to do choosing Beggars Rihanna Got paid zero dollars to perform at the Super Bowl Halftime Show by the NFL but did it for exposure for her red. Over 28.5 million people watched her. Super Bowl Halftime show. Think about this the next time you think you're too big to work for exposure.

What this is the Super Bowl Whatever you're doing is not the Super Bowl yeah like when Instagram followers come up with like I have like a hundred followers, you are not the Super Bowl Never work for exposure. To even run an ad on the Super Bowl is like how much money I want to guess like 500 000. between six and seven million. so like that's a valuable time.

unlike your Twitter page with a couple thousand followers like no one like that's worth like twelve dollars. Hi blank just confirming you're good to us. Start your unpaid trial week on Monday for stable hand duties. Please confirm Thanks Hi! I Didn't realize you would want me to work a full week without pay.

What days and times is this trial for? Please kind regards. the trial is for you to Shadow and learn from my staff, stable duties and teaching if you are suitable and give to give you an opportunity to see if you like the job. Normally it's Monday to Friday but it's voluntary. You don't have to and understand.

If you don't want to, just let me know. Sorry Am I applying for a job as a stable hand or are you looking for volunteers? A little confused I Appreciate I have to learn from your staff. but I have been a stable hand for over four years plus and 45 hours unpaid seems somewhat excessive. Okay, no probs.

I've got an another three Juniors to interview and do a trial over the next three weeks for the position. I'll get back to you after they have done their trial I Don't think this guy understands the people that you hire? You have to train them and but they still get paid. That's ah yes. good old using internships for free labor.

Who wants to come work for Mxr plays? Don't do it, Come to our house, cook his food for free and I'll teach you how to put titties in the thumbnail. It's a bargain man. Okay, is there another? Reddit What do you want to do? Do you want finna go to hell? period Cravings Hormones. Oh yes.

I Need my cake. Give this girl chocolate and I'll love you forever. You don't menstruate your biologically male. Most likely your craving is due to being a clinically obese male.

Oh, are we still on this discussion? Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. Next time I'm I'm feeling it down like 7 000 calories of McDonald's or just blame it on my period. If you're pregnant, what don't you understand? look at the signs of my new TV compared to my dishwasher dude.

I it's not my fault. your dishwasher so large. You know what? I mean damn that dishwasher kind of hot though. Like how much did that cost this? Reddit is misogynist.

It's toxic. That's why we're you're gonna go to it's not funny. Did not laugh Halla Bailey Some difficulties while shooting The Little Mermaid Because she can't swim. Some scenes are completely.

CGI The Little Mermaid Can't swim. Why did you cast her I Thought that was like a minimum requirement to be a mermaid if it welders me. How some people can't swim I'm counting Yeah, right. I Can't believe that either.

It's crazy. Who the can't swim? This Modern Age When we're all surrounded by water, get swimming lessons like Jesus Man, what the is wrong with you? It's not that hard, just jump in the water forehead throughout their mother's eyes. Jesus Christ It's like a litter of pugs. Not funny, not funny.

No, it's not. Be honest. Okay, yeah, it could be cut out of the video. You were gonna laugh like crazy, right? No, we created a time machine.

Yeah, Yay! let's travel to the Past No. I'm cool. Yeah, I wouldn't either. That's white privilege right there.

You can build a time machine and also travel back in time at the same time. But if you're black, nah, you can only build a time machine but you can't use it or step inside of it. Thousand pound scissors started. Tammy is Slayton comes out as pansexual.

licking the pans clean. Doesn't count as pansexual when it should be like plate sexual. then no, because that implies that you only ate one serving. I'm gonna take a look at one more.

Reddit You want? Oddly terrifying? Yeah. Chicago Metra UPN Track carries 34 000 passengers on 70 trains across this bridge every day. Oh oh, every day you cross, you're just like you're just rolling like a D20 you know, so you just go. I'm sure Chicago has it under control right? Chicago And for any viewers out there watching right now that live in Chicago don't roll a one.

This is how Mercedes-Benz advertise their strong. That's actually pretty cool. No, no, does that miss mean it's just a radio? like radiation like x-ray if you're able to see the insides of a cow. oh my.

God I'm gonna go buy a Mercedes-Benz and never go to the doctor ever again for X-rays And then you get the cancer balls. My friend is a bus driver in Portland and send me this. There is a white male 40 years old wearing a white shirt, black jeans at the Clackamas TC main stop theater. He has some sort of infestation of bugs on his body.

Do Not board. This is how it starts. This was: Ground Zero Are you all ready to become clickers? Ginny's ready. She can already do the sound Ah, TV turned itself on at 3am to update.

This was a loading screen. We saw a comic about the girl. That's how you survive. That's not how you treat women.

All right, That's it for mixed reddits. All right. Well, we'll see you guys next time. Peace Bye.