Right we have some more subtle asian dating today for some pretty uh mediocre mid mid facebook memes but you know what's not mid yeah. Raid. Shadow legends. Yeah.

The game where you can team up with other players in pve boss battles or fighting global pvp matches to get all the glory genie. Tell me about your top three favorite champions first off. We've got lasandra top champion as leader. She makes my team so fast second champion.

Duchess lilitu can rez my entire team and got a hot mod and the third is cold hard. And this was to bring out five badass. Looking new champions on top of that raids running a huge series of summer splash events. Where you can get your hands on some incredible skins for everyone's favorite dwarf.

Trunda. And they're currently running a special adeliana chase event. Where all new existing players can get the brand new legendary champion for the highlights faction. All you have to do is log in and play a raid for seven days between now and july 28th new players use my link or scan.

The qr code right here and get a free starter pack worth almost 30 dollars and a free champion aina you'll find your rewards here in your inbox for the next 30 days. Only after two months of talking. I told this guy yesterday that i wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded. It's been great hope you have a good one and then you blocked me no effort.

No pressure applied. I'm devastated. I mean you told them that you weren't ready for a relationship well what else is he supposed to do what do women watching what do women do she doesn't want a relationship. But why can't they still be friends no.

It's just a no pressure applied so she wanted the application of pressure. But then like when guys apply pressure you have those other girls that are like why can't guys just let things go you can't win out here man. I bet. He's talking to other girls how to tell if your girlfriend is a fed is a fan like seth fbi.

I think if ginny were fed. I would have been in trouble a long time ago. I think i would have been locked up just kidding. I don't do anything things.

That he confesses to me. If i were a fed he'd be locked up men. No longer give us butterflies straight up high blood pressure. Now yeah well same thing with women too.

What i just think butterflies kind of disappear. Maybe the older you get maybe do you think like our parents still get butterflies when i look at my mom and dad like i believe it they give each other butterflies that's great yeah. 12 years ago. I talked to a stranger at a bar for over three hours.

Said goodbye and nothing more when i left in the parking lot. I got angry i stormed back in and yelled at him for not asking for my phone. Number. We're married now oh no you married that why don't you just give him your phone.

Number then if you wanted to get your phone. Number why'd you get yell. Why yell at him for not asking for your number. There's like a thing called.

Yeah. If you want to exchange. Something just let me know yeah. I'm surprised you're saying that considering you're also like you know you want the other person to do isn't it always like you want me to initiate because you want to make sure that i want it so isn't it the same case for her like she wants to make sure that he wants he wanted it i understand you okay.

But i don't yell at you about it i tell you that i'm sad that you never want anything to do with me women are dangerous. When it comes to revenge thinking about the time. I found out he was cheating on me for months. So i emailed.

The architecture department. Head with proof that i did all his math exams. And got him expelled from his university for plagiarism not bad well played well played you cheat on me. I'll end your life.

I'll end your career given that she actually did do this for him then well played. But if that's all false. Then you're a piece of but he cheated okay. I guess.

That's what's getting exposed. I'm curious. What is the accurate retribution for a cheater expulsion. No career path homelessness eventual death.

And suicide. Good morning ladies. I'm a 30 year old high value alpha male from baltimore interested in dating. Not black woman and no overweight woman please.

And thank you says in your mouth. I love that phrase high value alpha male. He has been on female dating strategy. He knows hey ladies.

I'm a 28 year old moderately mid value beta male from seattle no woman welcome. I have a genie and why did you say hey ladies make sure they back away from me. You know make sure they stay away okay men may become cognitively impaired after talking to a woman they find attractive. I can see this happening.

The guys started like choking up you know their brain stops working at least. That's what tv has told. Me i don't know if it's actual. I just added somebody as a friend i saw the hot woman so i accidentally 404.

I'm just kidding. When he's cute a good listener cares about you as a person. Replies. Fast and wants to be with you friendzoned him.

Yeah. The problem was that he replied fast and wanted to be with you oh a little bit eager. There huh you're not friends on him that's husband yeah. But that's girl audrey.

Oh. No he's a good listener. He cares about you oh. No that's so scary no you gotta find someone that doesn't listen to you doesn't care about you doesn't reply that is the true treasure right there.

How it started how it's going love so now even trucks getting more love than me well were you a cute ubu truck. No then i'm sorry trakun's gonna be more adorable than you you don't look cute like him so therefore you don't deserve love you try what does that look like on the guy look down uh huh and then go like and then ask for a pizza can i have a pizza. No no you have to be like can i have a white twig in all you have before i took it i have a bumper sticker that says hunk. If you think i'm sexy.

Then i just sit at green lights until i feel better about myself. She's an evil genius buddy. One of these days you're going to be driving and someone will help at you cause they will think you're sexy. I would just drive around them i wouldn't give them like the satisfaction of them thinking that i think they're sexy.

When it's simply not true sorry mike driving. A ford bronco oh we missed it international kissing day that was the day tons of men got slapped because they suggested hey it's international kissing day it's international it's not anymore. But we can still do it hey guys watch this babe. How does one apply a menstrual pad are you sticking on the cooter like a big bandit.

Okay. You're dead serious. Yeah. Why i'm drawing.

This as a comic is he not is he wrong. What else are you supposed to do with that demonstrate to me you got a pad. What do you do no no like describe it don't henry use words you put it over your vagina. How by slapping it on and how does it stay on you put your panties on uh huh.

There you go so does it stick to the body or to the panty. I don't know both i'm not wrong on this i've seen it before from who probably like from my mom when i was like six. Okay your mom had a weird way of putting on the menstrual pad. Then if you want to be happy get an old woman from 1990 to 1999 and settle down.

Those people are tired old woman old uh. Oh. I think they're talking about you no they are uh. Oh.

I'm 1994. This is an attack on millennials. Wait is 90s considered old now. Oh.

My god oh no they're just doing this to trigger people our age. But they'll never get to me they got to me. Because i am tired all the time so you ghosted me no i didn't your conversation skills were below par. And i carry the conversation.

All the time you're nonchalant inexpressive and your idea of taking an interest in me was a constant how was your day having a conversation with you was not mentally stimulating. I didn't ghost you i just stopped entertaining mediocrity wow this person is well spoken. But like everybody's trying to be shakespeare over text like some people just want to get basic information across like yeah. I took a today.

But we're not trying to be like you know the the the flowers stay with us a scent of you sound. Very definitely yeah because this person probably goes to me done with dating sites. I'm now focusing on pizza delivery guys because at least. I know they have a job a car and pizza and they look like baby yoda.

How would that go like they drop off the pizza and then you just go like are you single no you take your top off and then you pay for the pizza. But then you pull out you know your your pocketbook and you're like oh shoot looks like uh don't have any money you know guess. I'm gonna have to pay you back some other way and then you invite him over and then you bring his brains out. What the is your fantasy about pizza.

One day you'll kiss someone and know those are the lips. You want to kiss for the rest of your life. That was a good that was the grimace. I saw i saw a grandmother of course.

Yeah. I saw a grimace that's how i felt when i kissed. You too no jeannie's thin lips are perfect for me i want to kiss them forever. See how thin they get they just disappear love it men who kiss their wives before leaving for work.

Live an average of five years longer than men who don't maybe. It's because the guys that don't kiss their wives. Before work actually are in the army and end up just going to war and dying. What what because the guys in the in the army can't kiss their wives.

So they just go to work and they die. It's skewing. The statistics you know maybe they have like more stressful lives. Too.

That's why they don't have the time and then that's why they end up dying. So early. Yeah. So maybe you should slow down and kiss your wife every girl should keep one photo of a penis on her phone in case.

She sent a dick pic. So she can respond with a caption that made me so hard until. We meet again okay i need a penis picture. That's a good idea except for the part.

Where you have to have a dick pic in your phone your mom's gonna scroll through your phone when she comes over help me look for a dick pic i'm good okay potential gym girlfriend. Sorry. I don't date short guys i'm six feet six five minimum i'm sorry damn inflation crazy in five years the minimum requirement will be seven feet tall it's tough out here man. We will slowly become a race of giant tesses friendly reminder that fiona chose a literal ogre over a short time as short kings.

Just keep getting slammed down more at least. The ogre is taller. Let's face. It you can be a a prince good looking money if a guy is taller.

Then it's over nothing else matters. I mean well this guy was kind of a bag. Though his name is farquaal yeah farquaad. I think it's a name issue.

And he's just not attractive man. Now shrek shrek on the other hand shrek. You want to have shreks with that this is all a girl really asked for hey babe. I'm gonna be a little busy today and we can't talk much.

But i love you and we'll hit you up as soon as i'm available to talk. This is exactly what you should do. But it's just so hard to remember to do it we're not even asking that you actually do men are not this smart genie it looks easy. But you underestimate how stupid we are girls don't even do this for us either man.

I don't know what girl this was the last time you said a text like this because when am i actually busy that i can't talk to you bro. I could always talk to you man. If you really want something you will find a way. If you don't you'll find an excuse.

Wow. Such motivation by um. This dude sticking a pole up his ass to get to his screen is it so hard for her just to come down. And hey.

If she's down you guys can then go out on a date. I don't think she really wants that very much no point in going that far if the other person don't really want it i love you i thank you i love you so much thank you so much you just won't say it you won't say it i love you i love you too. Oh. What i thought you were gonna say thank you wait now.

I think about i think my dad has done this to me maybe i love you and you'll be like thank you i'm like it's really hard to imagine like stern asian father saying i love you back have you ever said i love you to your dad. Oh. My god. Oh my god.

Maybe that's why i don't know what it sounds like if you win. I'll in your face. Nothing will stop this man from getting a face wow. He's beating her while she's on a motorbike and he's on just like a school bus.

Oh. He's flying through space. Oh. No oh no oh.

What the did i just watch. He died for a chance to get his face done. He's alive. What the actual never underestimate a man's it is unbound do you think he let him on your face.

I mean how could you not you got us his face at that point right right all right gee. How about we you know go on a little speed dating round. Tell me what girl you would want to date. Okay.

We have a few choices okay. Number. One okay fairly average looking asian female at some kind of sporting event holding some balloon jersey. Nothing else you know too resounding else about her other than you know decent looking asian female pretty average two massive balloons here uh this black one this blue one henry that's not even hers that's her friends contestant number two we have a cast member of the new squirt game number two she's contestant four five six her face is really cute yeah and then we have oh look another korean twitch streamer.

Okay kind of older than the other two knows how to dress classily knows how to pose. Maybe a little more experienced. She's a streamer too so she's entrepreneur and likes to break the rules a little bit so you know lives life on the edge. Okay.

What are you what are your thoughts. She's last place. Oh. She's a hulk.

Oh okay. This girl number one why is she number one i could see her face fair enough. Damn i made it too easy today huh where would you rank it henry. I would say she's number three.

She's number two and genie is number one so all right liar that's it for sad. Sad make sure to leave a like if you would stuff those two balloons in your face. The one in their hands alright. Thank you so much for watching see you next time peace.