China, today we're doing cursed comments. My life is coist. Why are you speaking quest? Coins is a quest. What are you talking about? I'm talking normally you baka, but you know who else will be cursed very soon if they don't buy raycon earbuds you you, we cast the curtis on you ginny now that we're approaching normalcy.

What are you listening to on your recons? Well, i listen to upbeat songs to get me hyped up for like meeting with friends or just you know going out. I use them to listen to music, while going on my daily walk to the refrigerator. To get my lunch, that's why raycon's are a necessity. For me, junior raycons also come with a bunch of gel tips for comfort.

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Didn't come out at all, stuck like glue, go to buy recon dot com, slash mx for up to 30 off your order brought to you by reikon. If a woman is cuddling with a guy or sitting in his lap, can she feel whether he has an option? Opie is definitely mall santa honestly, though, if you're a mall santa like, would you not be worried, especially with the age of the little kids getting up in there? Oh, my god, mall santa, probably has like the mental game of a like mental strength of uh or you wouldn't need a mental strength. If you didn't get turned by kids, you told me that you can't control it. It is pretty random, at least for teenagers.

You said it still is not controllable at the age of 27.. If i had a i'd stack donuts on it yeah i get probably two or three donuts: aha sam houston, national park. Thirty point: five: three: five: nine, nine three negative. Ninety five thousand six hundred forty five three zero nine point buried: seven point three feet under the ground: next to a great oak tree is joseph calig, a 34 year old man i killed in 2006..

What what a post to just like like leave that in huh? I'm honestly more interested in this tweet, like i'm, not going to lie to you. I feel like this had to have convinced at least a few hundred men to try this out in real life. We actually have krispy kremes, upstairs they were very old. I stacked like uh, 17 000..

What's something you know, but you really shouldn't my dad has only one working nut, my mom and sister got into a big fight while drunk and my mom told my sister that she came from her dad's bad nut. Oh my gosh! This is why you don't drink alcohol kids get into real nasty fights. Alcohol is bad, it's real bad! What are you doing with alcohol? Henry? Oh henry? What a good young man, i wonder, what respectable profession he will choose to pursue in the future. Anyone want to explain knowing the internet, i'm guessing, he shoves avocados up his arse and shits our guacamole or something this is actually like kind of impressive like that, would be pretty talented but yeah, because somehow in his ass he has lime cilantro, like pepper.

All of that just tomatoes all in there and he can mix it all up. It's the next evolution of two girls, one cup, two guys, one guacamole. The object to your left is going up your ass. How bad is the damage? Oh, my god, it was a memory card, it was, it was a memory, it was your water bottle.

It was your huge ass water bottle. Today is not the day to be a martial artist. Four foot long bow staff. Sodom it'll go right through your mouth.

It doesn't make sense because it has to go up your intestines, which all curve you don't understand that i'm telling my sky cuz mines are not accurate, anatomically, the great debate, a or b i don't use toilet paper licks aggressively. I have like a really disgusting thought. I'll just keep it to myself. Do you want to know, like you know how a lot of girls online have like a lot of sims that, like you, know, write those crazy messages about how they like go out and say, hair and drag their balls through glass? To like? Don't you think, like some of those girls like would never need toilet paper because there's always a dude to like lick them clean your brain.

Is this fascinating place? I can't quite understand out with my friends sitting on a bench, be talking people throwing us a weird glances. Think it's because of the obscene topics. Don't care keep talking suddenly one old dude comes up to me. Excuse me, sir, but who are you talking to? I wish i was kidding.

Everybody made an appointment with a psychiatrist. What a strange and terrifying situation to be in. I really hope it never happens to me. Don't worry it's very unlikely that i will thanks.

Man glad excuse me technical facts. Who are you talking to? This is actually what happens in new york city all the time. It's actually almost a normal site like seeing people talk to themselves on the benches. People sometimes come up and talk to why.

I think people with inner monologues are more prone to this. I don't think it's that genuine. I think it's that it's just that that voice got too loud men with bigger noses, have bigger penises no size if it's 2.2 inches penis size is 5.3. 2.0 4.5 1.8.

Is a 4.1 isn't that kind of like minuscule? I mean no offense come here. Let me measure your nose wait. Actually i can measure your nose. Don't move.

What's more worrying is didn't his wife have a nose of equal size? Yes bigger. She has an even bigger penis huh, i'm pretty sure my my nose is an inch. No, i think your nose is like two one and a half: why are there no schools or children gta 5? That doesn't seem very realistic, so you can't shoot up the school. He's asking this always if he wants to go and shoot up a school, that's what i did in my skyrim.

You killed children and then zeni max like gave me a copyright strike on skyrim before because they killed the kid really. But that was like over 10 years ago, you know killing kids was like pretty funny back then and allowed, but then, like kids, actually started dying, say: oh yes, not not! That funny kill kids anymore huh. I don't think it's funny from the beginning, charles martinet. I want to voice mario until i dropped it.

Finally, a realistic mario death, sound yeah, we'll get one at the very end. Huh. Do you think he also says that's yoshi? Oh no does he say that wow, oh my god, but i have the finger problem. Is the fingerprint sensor on iphone detects heat, so you can't open it with a dead body? Really, yes, that's true.

It's a problem that i first encountered years ago. I found an easy solution is to insert the finger into your ass and wait for it to warm up. Yeah wait this guy just made that out. Why would it be heat sensor because you, you literally fake heat very easily? This is a beautiful post, though i'm scared.

This is amazing, that's terrifying. This is the level of hedory that i aspire to be nothing since we're makes when apart, nothing makes sense when we're apart. Oh okay, thought i couldn't read: are they standing and peeing together? Girls can't pee like that. You have to sit down.

That's how, like you know, my mom would pee. She would like sit down on the toilet. Do you think that there's like a bladder valve that if a girl standing is just shut and when you're sitting it opens, then why don't you pee standing up? Well, it's that, like you know for you, if you sometimes the flow makes it go like stronger. This way or that way, but like you, can control it, you can't do that with your like just square it out at maximum velocity every single time, then it would spray by the way.

This is all conjecture. I don't know. I need a p speaking up. Let me try putting a standing up on your toilet.

Oh wait! Wait! Don't do that what's a hard pill to swallow that you want to tell your significant other, but would never dare to your mom is the most annoying woman i've met in my life. Putting this as nicely as possible, my wife's nickname from me is bambi. She thinks it's because of her big brown eyes, but it's really because i want to shoot her mom. I was literally just telling g this like.

Why is this such such a huge thing? I love ginny's mom and i, like your mom yeah yeah, it seems like they don't tell their significant other, which is terrible and you should be transparent and honest with your significant other. I think it's because, like moms always like, are very controlling and like trying button to their lives yeah, but not all mothers yeah. I think our moms are very chill. How did the donkey fix the dragon and shrek? You should have stayed for the post-credits scene.

That was the most graphic and disturbing 27 minutes. Wait, there's actually a post-credits scene, 27 minutes more. Where do i get to see this? Oh, i see the other. They had a rule where the ending had to be kept under 35 minutes, so they managed to cut the ending down with a minute left.

You can watch the lead scenes by searching for shrek rule 34.. Oh very interesting, the uh might not work out very well. I bet there's whole libraries of shrek rule 34g, especially archives, there's dragon and shrek dragon and donkey. You know yeah and there's fiona as well.

There's war, farquaad and there's lord foreign forget about that little man holy. I was folding. Your hoodie got a whiff of you, instant raging lover, foul jk, but not really jk anyway, talk to you yeah. How would you feel if a guy sent you this jimmy? Are you not flattered? Just the smell of your stink is enough.

You know what i'm saying you wake up as spider-man. What's the first thing you do aunt made all the spidey powers walking on walls and shooting webs. Have you seen aunt may's? Not in this movie you ever seen you're seeing her that's anime. No, not that one! No, this is anime genie.

That's ant me spider powers, don't mean anything when you guys. Can you take me back to the day where aunt may was like this lady? Could you take me back to where aunt may was this nice? Lady? No, no. This is aunt me now. No that's, and this is on me now 418 11th ave newly proposed 1500 feet tower in hudson yards.

You don't even need a plane to knock this one down yeah. I was gon na say that is the dumbest like architecturally structured thing. I've seen you're like i mean if it stands like why not strong gusts of wind would knock it off but like if it if it works, though like why not it looks fascinating, see we couldn't figure out why we couldn't get anyone to rent the offices in The space especially the top floor for some reason, kirby swallowed you what sick fetish does he have now slovakian traffic cone? What is slovakian traffic cone? Don't you google it? What have i done now? I'm kind of curious, i'm gon na. Look it up.

I hate people and then the person says i shouldn't have looked it up. Oh my god. Okay, can you look it up? I don't i don't i'm curious and you tell me: okay, the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation, orange traffic cone into the ass of your sec partner and juicing puking pissing into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines.

She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out concoction onto your chest, while wearing the traffic cone is a. I should have covered my ears rather than my eyes. I'm tempted to post this into crusade, chat just to scar, everybody else, but i'm too nice today, i don't. I don't understand this.

Humans are the scariest animals in the world. Texas cops are suing tesla after a car that was allegedly on autopilot plowed through five officers. At a traffic, stop that's a feature and not a flaw, so technically you're not supposed to allow autopilot to completely autopilot like you're supposed to always be ready to take control again, because we sat in our friend's tesla and that's what happens is it? It actually turns off all the time and you just have to be ready to grab on to it. Yeah people are probably saying it was on autopilot to get rid to get uh away from the fines, but i don't think that's an excuse you're supposed to monitor it because it says even on autopilot, you must be monitoring yeah.

What's something you'd, rather, you didn't know about. I was working at disney world when an ob stand tripped walking at a restaurant with his child in his arms he landed on the baby, and there is no crying in typical. Disney fashion was not announced dead until his off disney property. If that dad killed himself later on, i would not be surprised, but you literally crushed your baby with your own fan at disney world, like jesus dude symbols flop around when you run like people with breasts.

Often wear bras, or especially sports bras that offer some stability and i know crotch cups exist. But if you do a quick run down the street, do they just kind of go nuts pun intended? Well, that's what underwear is for say no, but like even with underwear. It still goes up and down, but my balls aren't anywhere near as large as your breasts genie only if they run completely naked. My ex once chased me through his apartment naked, and he only caught me because i died of laughter hearing his slap around see.

Can you run? Does it does it flop? Do you feel it? I guess it does really. I guess i didn't. Even really you know it's like my. I can feel my breasts literally like go up and down.

Even if i have a bra yeah, never really conscious of it - to be honest, oh african, child with rare deceits. I know this is a room. It looks like a goop. My very first thought as well.

What the okay! I know it's really rude, but i have to agree with it. It does look like a goomba, he doesn't look like a goomba genie. He looks like a hershey chocolate. No, no, no! No! No! No! But yeah this! This is really sad.

He looks like he's just in constant misery. Hopefully, mario doesn't come to africa, nursing, home staff, arrested for running a dementia fight club between elderly patients. You can't talk about fico, you don't remember dude, they don't even need to worry about rules because they just cannot remember what people want to fight club. It's genius, because how could they ever report this? Because they never remember they just reset? It's the perfect form of fight club.

You don't talk about fight club, you don't remember the fight club yeah. One perk of a cup party is getting to save all the pamps to snoof later that night. Why are they all in bags and diapers? What is that? What's happening, i showed my therapist that she gave me the go ahead to finally take my life. What's a snoof and pam, what the is going on adult baby, diaper lovers, why'd you share this! Is there something i didn't need to know she needed to know that i did not need to know this.

There's one poster which i didn't see today. It's just that actors and their stunt doubles boy that dude that plays jack. You really look like jackie, because it is jackie, that's keanu, reeves stunt double. He has a stunt double.

I thought he does his own stunts. Wait is one of these. No wait. That's not black widow, that's important! What is going? How do you people know this? Because i did think that does kind of not look like scarlett johansson right yeah.

Why are there two of them? I don't know what need would you need for two black widows? I don't know wake up now. Why would you take the entire belt off? Did it's a surprise tool that will help us later? There's the original meme hey? I i have that chair as well. Wait yeah! Why would you take the entire belt off? I guess you're you're being serious yeah cause what is happening, what a terrible time for the i mean, what a great time for the alarm go off stopped him from doing some really degenerate what he said in the corner. What the am i looking at all right? Well, that's it for cursed comments.

My brain is cursed, make sure to smash like if you want to be in that dream and not wake up all right. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace.

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