Jim, would you like to check out some instant regrets sure the genie you know what's one thing i'll, never regret buying my pocket from adam and eve, one of the nation's largest marketer of adult products, with millions of satisfied customers worldwide, 12 million 12 million. And did you know that protecting your privacy and security are their top priorities, which is why they deliver in plain packages and offer 90-day risk-free no questions ass returns so make sure you go to anime.com use discount code mxr and you get 50 off one item and Free shipping in the us and canada, some exclusions apply, who the hell are you, oh he's holding his hand, he's not even questioning who it is he's so distracted. Who are you old man she's like wait? If that's my mother, then who's holding that then who's holding my hands, but he keeps being like i'm too scared to look. I don't want to look yeah.

It's some strange danger right there. That's how i would react to if some strange man was holding my hand, really yeah. I thought you'd hold it tighter like if someone was like this right and you feel like i'd, hold your hand tighter now, let me slam these weights on the ground. Like pro.

Oh, no, his phone, okay, some decent! Oh, are you supposed to slam dumbbells down it's kind of unnecessary, especially given the amount of weight he's using yeah? It almost looked like he purposefully like like did this. You know that also is like. Let it let it gently drop yeah. I thought you were supposed to pull it back and then just dangle it off the side.

If you throw it down, you're gon na hurt your muscles more like baby bison. Doesn't tolerate coyotes nonsense, can't the coyote just bite. Oh hello, how's it go. Oh you're lucky, i'm young, your piano got horns.

Yet. Oh my god, i thought yeah. Maybe it's like wait. This is my lucky day.

Is this cafe already dead? Can i just eat it? He sat there contemplating. What did he just do? Oh, my god, papyrus i have a grown man doing this. You have such a dump truck that the wall couldn't handle. It was like time to hit the good old home depot.

Maybe he wanted to do that. Maybe he want to go like home depot and, like you know, do dad construction 40 yard dash for a new xbox. Why would you look back? Why would you look back? Oh, i don't understand why wow you tried crawling over here. You just lost an xbox.

Has no one learned their lessons from like they got ta get the tortoise, they got ta show off. You know: yeah yeah, the new xbox one lane nah fam, i'm i'm looking straight! I'm getting that xbox! Don't give a i'm drinking red bull, give myself some wings guys steps on the ball fender. What's a ball fender, it's not like a buoy, oh! No! He can't get up he's too weak. Did he think that was gon na hold him up? Did you know? I saw a clip of hot shoe.

She put herself in the big balloon right, so she inflated it - and so it like covers like this much right from here on down as balloon and then like she was gon na go into the swimming pool. Okay, what's wrong with that, if your body is in a huge balloon right here and then you step in a swimming pool, what do you think is going to happen? It floats you up and you stay afloat. Oh my god. Am i wrong? Yes, yes, you know, you would be the guy that would step on that ball.

Oh seems like i was about to say: i'm like, are you sure he's petting him, or is he just smacking him across the fence? No, that's! I don't that's a pet yeah, but he was like straight up doing this. Like that's what you do, that's what you do like right. There, like his face, can't push down. Okay, he's missing, but he's trying yeah, i'm pretty sure, he's just trying to insert dominance.

It's like bowed down to me. You, small dog mother zebra, saves foal from lioness chinese people. Let's go, that's not how it works. I get one of you, the rest of you run away.

Why'd you come back. This one was mine, dude. What a zebra taking a line it's too bad lioness is gon na have to uh starve tonight, huh yeah, it's probably babies, are gon na die, she's, really good yeah. I was like i thought these slowed as he scared of me yeah.

I don't think i've ever seen that right, usually they all just like i'm out sorry bill but you're, the slowest runner so you're gon na get caught. Okay, so yeah, that's typically how it goes right, don't swing your meat in a public place. Why do i feel like this is something you would do henry? No, you always play with your chopsticks yeah, but i don't swing my meat. Okay, maybe i would have done this when i was like 15..

You would have done this when you were trying. Some people are bored, okay, some people get really bored and they can't foresee consequences past one minute. Well, for the other table, you better leave free meat you're, like that's true you're like i wish. I had one more, oh, so good and it just falls from the sky and you're like oh yeah.

Yes, what, if it just like lands in their pin, starts frying up something like well. These horns aren't just retracting meats - oh my god. Oh, my god, always at the sharp end of the hunt. Why does the cheetah look like he wants something more than just meat, henry funk we read the cheat.

Cheetahs are really weak, actually yeah like if they can't oh yeah, they actually aren't strong enough to really overpower anybody. I love how she just lies down. Like i give up. I i can't do this anymore.

It's like wait. Wait bro, i'm just trying to have butts! Bro, i don't want to eat you. I just want to make some sweet sweet love baby, never harass a mama dear, oh that cat's about to do some harassing huh. Oh my god, i swear to god these cats - oh my god, dude.

What is wrong with cats? It's like: oh look, a creature, that's ten times larger than me. I should go and swipe at it. Ah, the cat seems very ballsy right he's, like i don't care if you're bigger than me, i'm at least gon na smack you once maybe cats are the ultimate chad animals like they just they don't give a walking too fast. Oh, oh! No! No! No.

Everybody saw that too. That is kind of embarrassing, though right, if you are like a waiter like your one job, to carry the drinks over dude, even the bros are feeling bad from like oh dude, that's the worst. Let's just tell your customers they're like bill. I've seen you here for like five years now, it's like shut up, i'm having a bad day, challenging the referee in the boxing match and getting your ass handed to you.

Why? Why did you attack the referee? Oh and the guy will fight he's like so? Is the winner of this match the referee then or what the winner of any match is the referee? Yes, sniff, the butt. Can you see if you can sniff it? Oh he's like. Oh look at that. Look at that fine he's like wait, nevermind.

Where am i not fine anymore? I mean it. Isn't, though, right like, i don't think you smell us, you're like oh, yes, she blamed it on the gate. She's like this kid. Let me add him.

Let me have to skate dude. This is the karen of all cats like yeah, she's, so fat right, so it's her fault, but she blames the gate rather than her own style, piece of slamming me against the wall playing with the paper bag. Oh, no, the paper bag is going to win. The paperback got him.

Oh, oh! No! It's over! It's over! It's gg he's genuinely freezing he's tapping out the cat's gon na choke himself. Yeah. I've never seen an inanimate object, win a fight so quickly and so effortlessly. It's like the bag didn't have to do anything so our cat's alpha or trying to lift weights without a spotter uh.

Is he gon na hurt himself? I don't want to watch this if he hits himself yeah. There's no safety bars on this. This rack huh. There are oh, no safety bars, oh god, his form is banned.

Oh god, he didn't stand the chance, nice axe. I don't think this guy's ever squandered a day in his life and he thought he could do two plays no. No. He squatted before, if you've squatted, there's, there's no reason why you should just collapse and, as he's going down he's literally moving his feet, no he's trying to go for the early retirement.

If you break your back, you can't start in the army anymore right, no dancing in here. Oh wait: did you just flip them off yeah? I think she flipped them off. I was gon na, say that's kind of cute and then she flipped them off. So we we don't do that here.

Okay, oh really! Some cities have laws that ban dancing in bars or require a special license or permit don't know why. But it's a thing a restaurant or bar could be fined and lose their liquor license. Are these dance moves too dangerous? Do they put your life at risk when you're, drunk and dancing yeah, they could be okay wheels of unfortune? Oh! Was that a little quick sensor over there yeah? I saw that little sensor job. Thank you for doing our job.

You don't have to censor now yeah watch as she lands right on those wrists baby. Let's go oh wait. She has wrist cards, that's good, hence she's laughing a little bit yeah right. She had nothing, but she had wrist cards.

Very smart choice, very classy. How to develop trust issues? No! I don't want to do this. Oh no he's going to fail. Oh no he's not going to do it right he's like boy, i'm gon na beat the out of you.

Do you want me to try? No, it's! Okay! Yeah! I could give it no it's okay, i'll! Do it. With these no agent, 47 driver wants a fight, got ta love the quality hon. Is he still going for the fight after that, apparently, oh, he can't close his door anymore. Doesn't even pay attention to the oncoming traffic when he opens his door dude.

That truck driver also gives no he's like what what happened, who trucks anyways going for the stairs? Oh goodbye kitty, he looks like a ch. Oh hey! It's really not that funny. Honestly. This is really immature.

I don't understand, he's very excited to see him dude he's going to head straight into the sink. Why is she doing this? Oh wow, never mind she can't even get to the platform. Oh no, her account is pathetic. I think that cat will have trust issues no, like i can't do it.

No, i can't baby elephant charging of a tour truck. Oh no, not the baby elephant. He doesn't even know how to use his trunk totally nope. Did you see him? Oh you're hurting my trunk huh.

Those big ears really do help huh. I wouldn't be worried she's trying to like stand his ground. I, oh it's so cute, hey, hey! That's not funny! Wait. They essentially patches that kid.

This is my hood. Don't even know how to use the truck at the baby's like i'm a young bull. You don't speak me like that. Put some respect on my name: phone autopilot walk sir bro, sorry, bro dude.

How stupid do you have to feel dude you're walking across the street? Can you just take like one look up for god's sakes yeah, it wasn't even he's not even looking at his phone he's just on his phone talking she's like no stop. You have me. What are you looking at, but he's like honey? I was. I was just looking at the lights in the back, oh good, for you all right, that's it for instant regret, make sure to leave a like if you would never disrespect your loving girlfriend like that and your girlfriends is the only guest you're gon na be staring At and taking video of, thank you so much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace,.