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Is that a beta thing? No, the beta is the slave that has to drive him around. He has to do the growl. huh? Yeah, yeah. Why are you disrespecting me bro.

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Basically, that's never happened to me in my entire life. that's why I think this dude smoked a blunt before he did that. Yeah, and then he held it. He was holding it in.

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United States oh isn't that right? Oscar Yeah I think uh YouTube can take a page from Oscar it's just a curse word YouTube It's fine. Why do we lose all our money when we say Oscar's the man we should all strive to be more like Oscar Oh god Oh something about this dog makes me laugh. It looks like Xqc Wow! When I was born, my mom bought two copies of the same stuffed animal. This one she kept pristine in a cabinet and the other one she let me play with Oh I thought the first one was creepy.

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You can still breathe after that. Why do you take me? take my cans I can't just put on the table because then I'm gonna eat it. But it's on this side. Why did you tempt me so Genie Excuse me sir.

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How come this guy needs like three bodyguards to guard all that fat on his ass genie that's a National Treasure right there. Needs protection for the bags on your eyes I Don't have very big bags under my eyes. but we're gonna try out this product today because that's what we do. So my friend suggest you just cut it in half and then you take the Habana roll the Habana the oh no rub under your eyes and give it this.

Give it a few. uh I mean he's dead I Feel so bad for this guy but also you're a idiot. Yeah I have a little bit like how did you grow to be a grown ass man and not know that you shouldn't put peppers near your eyes? but if he actually did that, then um, respect for you Actually going through with that? Meme What if it does eliminate dark circles? it'll eliminate all sight in your eyes. Wait, there's nobody for him to shake.

Oh wait I think he's forgotten where he is? Oh no, it feels kind of bad. he looks so out of it the more I watch Biden clothes so scared I guess Oh now we're fine. We are fine. Genie As long as people remind him of where he is at, he'll do great.

What is the hardest thing for a woman to do a parallel park? B Shut the hell up. You're going to jail. You're going to hell. Actually, you're not going to hell or jail.

but you're going to be single. Um laugh so hard I'm sorry I didn't mean it you wanna Pringles I like how you're offering me my own face. She decide what to eat D Let's go. Oh oh damn this is hard.

Is there a E? All of the above Wow, you're being a really sexist. Who's your own sex huh? I Don't want to use my lifeline I Feel like I know it is a d I'm gonna go with B Shut the hell up. Oh is it all right? Oh my God you're actually already Congratulations I'm Gonna Be A Millionaire How come girls can't get Lego of old man like what are you guys always bring them all I'm going to L.A Okay, what are you staring at? Hold the phone. He put something in there.

No no Henry there's stuffed animals. No no toilet paper I've seen that ass before yo. You can't do that to the boys. Man, you can't do that.

Man, it's not fair. You can't make me feel these sways, huh? Oh, it's Biden Oh, I'm very sure. I shouldn't be scared. Spider, Are you okay? Oh my.

God Are you sure she's like he's idiot? Yikes. man, he's running our country on me. Keep the man away from bikes. Okay, what if she forgot where he was? This is not funny.

Our president hurt himself. Not cool. Which grade are you? First grade: I'm in first grade second grade I'm in second grade third grade I'm in third grade one eternity later ninth grade I'm in ninth grade test grade I I'm in 10th Grade What is it Deep in 12th grade I'm in 12th grade He never given the voice he got me. He got me good I think my voice deepened when I was 15.

did you freak out? No I thought it was great because I was like making YouTube videos I was like yes I sound like a YouTube commentator now like I got the commentator base. No way. Oh that's why. imagine like falling into that.

What that was feeling like before you know it like you're just you're gone. Oh my. God What if you drop a grinder into a grinder? What would happen? No, you dropped the yeah, you dropped. Yeah, you dropped the hydraulic press machine in there.

See who wins. Oh my gosh, he's so fat he's gonna eat himself. I mean not enough food. Here's food.

Put it up on me. Do you like chocolate? Yeah. Am I talking to a ghost? Yeah, that's a hell of a scream. What is it with children screams? They're so ear raping like it's children and feminists.

They have a lot of pent-up emotion when Blue's Clues doesn't want to speak to you like you gotta let it out. You know, is this not Blues Clues yeah he retired. Well how do you even get up there? Oh my. God What? How are we gonna get him down? What the is a turtle doing up a telephone pole? How the wait? That's a god amongst Turtles wait Turtles don't have Sticky legs.

so how is it climbing up the telephone? You got bit by a spider but it still hurts. You have some respect here man. wait your turn. actual Secret Service Audio of Biden getting lost at the White House ended and is making his way down the helicopter stairs.

We know his history with stairs and this could be a disaster. Standby Eagle has made it down the stairs. He was a little wobbly at the end but he made it Eagle Appears to be very disoriented today. We're going to need to do like last time and point out exactly where we need him to go see your service team.

Prepare to point hold that point. Perfect. No way he could miss that. Eagle will be turning in five, four, three two.

He missed his Mark He missed his Mark Eagle is wandering Jesus Christ All units Be advised we are going to need a pretty lady or of some sort of nice smelling hair to get the Eagle back on track and we've lost visual. Get the kid with a good smelling hair. Hurry up. Sure we're still safe.

That was the the agent's fault. He could have pointed at that direction a little bit longer and stayed there and give Brian a little more time. I Think it's understandable. You know people forget I would forget Fall Guy Season two leaked mini game Cruise Oh, this is the original uh Fall Guys Oh that's it's.

a really fun level. Yeah, everyone that experienced the Titanic played uh Fall Guys in real life I was eating a popsicle and I saw a gorilla in the popsicle. Oh do you see it? That's it I Don't see it. This is the nose.

This is the eyes. This is the eyebrow. This is the forehead. This is the tip of his head.

Oh I see I See it. Okay, let's see it. go sell it on eBay Yes yes people buy these on eBay we'll buy it for a hundred dollars. probably nine he got out I'm pretty sure she would have heard and seen a butt naked boy Mission Success! She never knew a thing or they were just playing Xbox You know? oh pull out the big black Yeah! Born to Be Wild yes what are you going with that finger one of these days I Want them to poop and I want a fart to come out? Imagine somebody like grown in like pleasure this? oh you did.

What if they like actually like it one day one day be careful Gina What if I what if I like it then I'd rather know now than later when we might have kids. Thanks a lot Thanks a lot thanks for watching. Thanks Peace Welcome style Adventures Episode two: What are you doing well I'm gonna be user just kidding I don't do that I also do that to Kai sometimes so romantic I'm scared she's what the is this. What is that? what? What is that? Yeah.

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